0971 Apocalyptic Crusoe
The sea monster was destroyed, the face-changing monster family was also served in a pot, and the heavy freighter comparable to an aircraft carrier has finally become a free world, but everyone is happy and worried at the same time, the freighter is a big coffin on the sea, there is no power and it is impossible to row with pulp, when does this have to drift to the end.
"Will we drift to Australia, the kangaroos in Australia should all be corpses......"
The silly duo sat side by side on the container, looking weakly at the boundless sea, this was the fifth day they had gone with the flow, all the flares had been blown up, everything they could think of had been tried, and unless they slowly rowed back in the container, they could only rely on others to save them.
Dasha said disdainfully: "Fool! According to the current direction of the ocean current, we will definitely drift to Japan first, no! The Japanese island should be gone, anyway, don't drift to Africa, I don't like niggers, and I don't want to go to Africa to see penguins!"
"You idiot! Where are the penguins in Africa so hot, the penguins are in the Arctic, and they are ...... with polar bears."
"I know there are penguins in the Arctic, but there are also African penguins in Africa......"
Dasha yelled angrily, the two of them didn't agree and immediately started to do it, ping pong from above to below, and the others didn't go to the fight when they saw it, anyway, the two fools had nowhere to go, and the blame was only for too much food on the cargo ship, so they were full of food.
"Husband, are there penguins in Africa......"
Chu Qin came to the cabin with a bottle of juice, Xia Buer was lying on a massage table in the shade, wearing only a pair of colorful pants, the flower demon rode on his ass and pushed him back with essential oil, and asked stupidly when he heard the words: "What kind of goose is a penguin, is it delicious?"
Penguins live in the Arctic, too far away......"
Chu Qin lay on the beach chair and raised his foot to hook the back of Xia Buer's head, but Xia Buer raised his head miserably and said, "Can you read more books, penguins are in Antarctica, and polar bears in the North Pole, they don't live together, and there are many penguins in Africa!"
Chu Qin sat up abruptly and said angrily: "If you like to be educated, you can go and find it, the old lady didn't stop you, I can't stop it if I want to, you go and live with that sao gull, the old lady will make room for her!"
"Bang~"
Chu Qin kicked the massage table hard, smashed the juice and left, Xia Buer immediately turned his head vigilantly, and the flower demon squeaked and said, "I...... I didn't say anything to her, I just told Shanshan that you fertilized Ou Shuran, it seems that Shanshan told Chu Saoso!"
"Sooner or later, I'll be killed by your broken mouth, and I won't be able to keep a little secret......"
Xia Buer pushed her away angrily, ran into the cabin shirtless, and just heard a burst of cheers from the lounge, he walked over curiously to see that Bai Xiaowu and the others were all gathered in Qiu Xiaosi's room, and Qiu Xiaosi was sitting on the head of the bed.
"Wow!Little Four, are you awake......"
Xia Buer squeezed to the side of the bed in surprise, Qiu Xiaosi smiled a little weakly: "It turns out that I have been in a coma for five days, I thought I was just sleeping, but why haven't you found the face-changing monster yet, it should have killed a lot of people, right?"
Xia Buer squatted beside the bed and said with a smile: "The face-changing monster has died a long time ago, the family of three has been served by us, the big squid has also been killed by me, and a black corpse bead has been dug out of its head, but there is no boat to save us until now, and I don't know where it has drifted to!"
"Wouldn't we be Robinson, that sounds exciting......
Qiu Xiaosi clenched his little fist with great interest, making everyone laugh loudly, at this time, Crazy Six and Ren Bafang also ran in in surprise, Xia Buer got up and said with a smile: "Little Five, you remember to take Xiao Si out to bask in the sun more, it will help her recover her health, I'll go out first, you talk!"
"Let's drink in the evening and celebrate together......"
Crazy Six patted him excitedly, Xia Buji smiled and turned around and walked out, but as soon as he turned the corner, he bumped into Ou Shuran head-on, Ou Shuran seemed to have just come out of the gym, and he was still wearing tight elastic pants and a sports bra, covered with red tide and fragrant sweat, which was particularly attractive.
"My ......"
Xia Buer's brain circuit was a little confused with his mouth open, the two of them had basically not spoken privately in the past five days, but he didn't know what was wrong with him, as soon as he got close to Ou Shuran, his blood began to boil, and he couldn't help but want to bully her, but Ou Shuran obviously wanted to take care of him, and directly lowered his head and wanted to pass by him.
"I have something to tell you......"
Xia Buer suddenly dragged her into an office, subconsciously closed the door, Ou Shuran hurriedly broke away and hid behind the desk, quickly covered his chest with a towel, and said angrily: "Xia Buer! I warn you, if you dare to bully me again, I will die to show you!"
"You seem to owe me one more time......"
Xia Buer sat on the desk with a smile and lit a cigarette very easily, Ou Shuran immediately retreated to the wall and stammered, "I...... I've given you a chance, and if you waste it, there will be no more, anyway, I haven't been back for so many days, my husband must be more than lucky, you can't threaten me!"
Xia Buer smiled bitterly: "Relax! I don't bully you, I just want to ask, what kind of hatred do you have with me, you have to treat me as a mortal enemy, is it because of your husband's?"
"I've been ruined by you, and I can't wait to eat your flesh......"
Ou Shuran gritted his teeth and said: "After you dismissed my husband, the big-character poster of corruption was posted on the door of my house, I was fired from the unit, I was smashed with rotten eggs when I went to buy vegetables on the street, and someone poured feces and urine on me, pressed me to the ground and shaved my hair, and my husband was broken by someone in order to save me!"
"Is there anything else......
Xia Buer smoked a cigarette lightly, and Ou Shuran shouted hatefully: "Of course, my mother was pointed at her nose and scolded all day long, and she hanged herself within a few days, and my own brother was also beaten into a fool, if it wasn't for taking care of my brother, I would have gone with my mother a long time ago, you are a scumbag!"
"I'm not a good person, but I'm still a bit of a scumbag......"
Xia Buer shook his head and said: "I am very impressed by your husband's affairs, he is the first Jiangcheng officer to be dismissed by me, I can also tell you responsibly, the investigator cannot be bribed, because it was my wife Tang Yu who was in charge of Jiangcheng at that time, and the person who sued him was my brother Ah Fu!"
"Of course I know that he sued him, he is famous for eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, what kind of good person can he be......"
Ou Shuran glared at him menacingly, but Xia Buer said: "Ah Fu is indeed not a serious person, but he will not and dare not frame the people of the Heavenly King Army, because the Heavenly King Army is his home, and in addition to the several crimes that have been announced, your husband has also committed a big taboo, he is the wife of his brother!"
"You fart, you don't have much blood......"
Ou Shuran roared angrily, but Xia Buer said very calmly: "Your husband will definitely send troops ashore when he goes on a mission, and it is up to him who to send up, and some soldiers' families will give him gifts if they are worried about accidents, although your husband has confiscated the money, but he has accepted women, and he has committed adultery with a female officer named Liu Ying for a long time!"
"No...... No way, Liu Ying is my brother and sister, she is my brother's wife......"
Ou Shuran shook his head with a pale face, Xia Buer jumped off the table and said: "Your husband was indeed reported by the enemy, but if my intelligence officer can be easily bought, what else can I use to fight the three major forces, it is not a joke to dismiss a senior officer, I will definitely not sign without conclusive evidence!"
After speaking, Xia Buer quickly opened the door and walked out, walked directly to the next door and kicked the door open, only to see Chu Qin and Qin Shan pouting and lying on the wall to cheat, when they saw him come in, they all jumped up in fright, Xia Buer sneered: "Yo~ human flesh eavesdropping, it is worthy of blood drops!"
"Xia Lao Er, do you think I'm angry that you steal food, I'm angry that you hide it from me......"
Chu Qin crossed his waist angrily, but Xia Buer closed the door and sighed: "Alas~ I'll tell you the truth, I suddenly went crazy after sucking the red corpse beads that day, and I just ruined people, you also heard the conversation we just had, can you really have that attitude towards me if you cheat?"
"Huh, you overlord is the bow......"
The two women were all shocked and couldn't close their mouths, Xia Buer told everything about that night, and finally said with a sad face: "I don't know what's going on, as soon as I smell the smell of her, my heart starts to impulse, as if she has a magnet on her body to attract me, I have never felt this way!"
"You're not going to fall in love with her......
Qin Shan asked sourly, Xia Buer said with a smile: "How is it possible, my impulse is completely beastial, I can't wait to bite her a few bites, but I always feel that Ou Shuran has a problem, she is probably not a simple human being!"
"I don't care who she is, just don't play with her, otherwise the old lady will never let you go......"
Chu Qin threw himself directly on Xia Buer's leg and bit him hard where he couldn't speak, and Xia Buer, who was in pain, screamed miserably, but the three of them quickly laughed again, but none of them thought that staying on this boat would be a full twenty days.
"The sea, you are all water, Wang Ba, you have four legs ......"
Dahua lay on the deck with a turtle shell on his head, and the others were also bored and lying in a row, looking at the magnificent sea and no love, they played cards during the day in addition to playing cards, and at night they either drank or lined up to find Zou Ziqing and them, but after a long time, it was not even interesting to do that, and they were staring at each other all day long.
"There's a ship! There's a ship to the east......"
I don't know who suddenly shouted excitedly, this voice made the whole ship blow up, almost everyone rushed out of the cabin, and saw a black spot appear in the east in the distance, and the excited people all cheered like crazy, but they were immediately poured cold water.
"It's not a ship, it's an island......"
Crazy Six held the binoculars full of disappointment, but after everyone glanced at each other, they immediately turned their heads and rushed to the cabin, Xia Buer also shouted: "Take out all the big oars for me, we will row to the island even if we row today, brothers come on!"