Time flies by in the hustle and bustle, and in a blink of an eye it is the first day of February. Grandma took Yoyo to the market again, and this time Yoyo's task was to watch the bicycle. In half a month, my grandmother saved almost 200 eggs, and the whole family was not willing to eat any of them.

Grandma put 150 eggs in a basket with sawdust, which was tied to the back seat of the bicycle. Grandma put Yoyo on the children's seat in front of her, and rode it away.

"Grandma, can you ride a bicycle?"

"Yes, I won't be carrying you. Little girl, tell you, grandma will ride a bicycle more than 20 years ago, don't underestimate grandma, grandma will do more. Along the way, Grandma and Yoyo chattered about their lives in Kyoto with Grandpa.

It turned out that her grandmother was not living a life of a suffering maid in Kyoto, and she thought that she had enjoyed great wealth with her grandfather.

"Your grandfather treats people very well, whether it is a subordinate or a family member, he treats everyone equally, and never underestimates anyone, otherwise I and your grandfather would not be able to walk together. ”

"Your grandfather has taught me many things, not only reading and reading, managing family finances, but also social etiquette, taking me to various occasions and going to many places, and grandma has gained a lot of knowledge. Don't look at our poverty now, grandma has enjoyed a blessing that no one in the village has ever enjoyed. ”

"It's just that I pity your brothers and sisters, who have been dragged down by adults, and have no future in their lives, so they can only nest in this small village. Fortunately, your parents and grandfather are capable people, although our family is the object of the revolution, it is still looked down upon, even the people in the county come to invite your father to see a doctor. ”

"If you don't let us go to high school or college, we can still learn our skills. Your brothers and sisters will learn from your parents, your father has been abroad, he can speak foreign languages, and the university teachers of your father's association may not be enough, so it is more than enough to teach you. If you learn the skill, you can stand up if you have the ability, even if you are a farmer, you have to be a good person, and you can't just rely on others. ”

Grandma, Yoyo really underestimates you, you are always the real wise person in our family, and Yoyo's worship of Grandma is like a surging river.

When they arrived at the market, Yoyo's eggs were large and fresh, and they were quickly sold.

Tomorrow is the second day of February, the dragon raises its head, and the custom here is to eat dumplings in the morning, especially the family members have a big dragon and a small dragon (snake).

Grandma wanted to buy some pork dumplings with meat filling, and led her around the market, but she didn't see any stalls selling meat.

The commune food station kills a pig every day, and the meat is cheap, five cents and two cents a catty, but you have to ask for a meat ticket, and a person with a non-agricultural household registration only has three taels of meat tickets per month, and the peasants do not issue meat tickets.

"Today's eggs were sold for 9 yuan, and I wanted to cut catties of meat and dumplings and have nowhere to buy them. Your brothers and sisters are growing their bodies, and there is no oil and water to delay their growth. Grandma said disappointedly.

"Grandma, I'll let you eat meat today. Yoyo swore in his heart and decided to tell his grandmother his secret. This is also a decision made after a month of thinking.

Yoyo feels that if he wants to implement his own time and space business plan, his body and five-year-old age are both limited, and he must find an alliance spokesperson, and his grandmother is currently the most ideal candidate.

Although my parents are highly educated, they are also complete atheists, and if they know about this unbelievable and unscientific thing, they must not be messy. Yoyo estimated that if it weren't for his own daughter, his father would have to use a scalpel to dissect himself and study it thoroughly.

Grandpa is very knowledgeable, but the noble scholarly temperament that is all over his body is incompatible with the businessman who smells of copper.

Grandma is different, she is educated but infected by feudal superstition since she was a child, and it is still acceptable for her to automatically make up for the fairy legends. Moreover, grandma is the prime minister of the whole family, and she grasps big and small things, inside and out.

Riding a bicycle is fast, and it was only ten o'clock when the two of them returned home, and there happened to be no one at home. Yoyo pulled his grandmother down into the house, closed the door and showed his powers, and pieces of pork, barrels of oil, and bags of noodles jumped out. Grandma was stunned and asked in a trembling voice, "How did you come here?"

Yoyo took Grandma's hand, and entered the storage park with a twist of thought. Yoyo took grandma around and proudly told grandma: "It's all mine." Of course, it's yours, it's our whole family. ”

Grandma still said the same thing: "How did you come here?"

"I don't know, I suddenly have these things in my sleep in the Chinese New Year's Eve, I am afraid to say it, I don't want to hide it anymore to see you make it difficult." "Yoyo's mouth full of nonsense.

"God has finally opened his eyes. Grandma knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times to the north. Dizzy, there is something to do with God, if you want to worship, you have to worship the great god of crossing.

But it's okay like this, grandma herself fulfilled Yoyo's lie, and finally crossed the clear road, and Yoyo's time and space business plan set sail. Yay, dancing happily to celebrate.

"What are you twisting, it's so ugly, you want to jump and learn from your mother. Grandma said disgustedly.

Grandma, I don't take you to hit people like this. Poor Yoyo was disabled in his last life, and you must know that you can die of distress.

"Grandma, what more do you want?"

"What do you want, forget it, when you remember, you collect the oil for me first, I'll go put the noodles away, and then send a piece of meat to your uncle and grandfather." ”

"Yoyo, good boy, as long as our mother and mother know about this, don't talk about it again, your parents can't tell you, they don't believe in evil. "Grandma instructed you.

"Well, I listen to grandma. ”

Grandma came back from her uncle and brought a bag of fried beans (soybeans). Hand it to Youyou, it's crispy and crispy, and it tastes extraordinarily fragrant.

Grandma told Yoyo that fried soybeans are also called fried scorpion claws, which means to ward off evil spirits and pray for blessings. In February, the second dragon raised its head, and the scorpion and centipede all showed their heads. It is said that if you eat a scorpion claw, you will not be stung by a scorpion for a year.

"If you eat a scorpion claw, you don't have to fight a scorpion. ”

Grandma also brought back a news that on the tenth day of the second month of the lunar calendar, the whole region organized a 50-day conference battle to strengthen the Yellow River embankment.

Cooking at noon, grandma stubbornly asked Yoyo to take out a piece of fat meat to refine oil, and Yoyo protested on the grounds of high cholesterol in fat meat, which ended in failure.

Alas, how can I boast that my grandmother who has seen the world is blessed but will not enjoy it. There is all edible oil in the mall, so why don't you think you want to refine lard. However, the cabbage stew in oil at noon is really delicious.

The refined lard was poured into a jar of soybean oil and fused into a blended oil, which was said to be fragrant, and it turned out that the blended oil of later generations had a prototype at this time.

also asked Youyou to take out a bag of sugar, put the remaining sticky noodles of the New Year on the sugar and steam them, saying that they were going to make rice cakes.

At lunchtime, the family noticed that grandma was abnormal, and she laughed too much.

"There happened to be a meat seller in the market today, and I bought a piece of fat meat with plate oil, and I ate oil this spring. "Grandma is cunning and cunning, look at this excuse, you admire you.