Chapter 485 - Explain why you have to pee standing up

When the fake is true, the truth is also false, and when the truth is fake, the fake is more real?

Hearing Liu Eighteen's words, Qin Da and Cao Xiong were a little inexplicable!

Baikal, Liu Qian?

Isn't it already confirmed that this guy is Baikal, a magician from the British Commonwealth?

Why did he become the prince and Liu Qian again in a blink of an eye?

On the contrary, when Baikal heard Liu Eighteen's words, his expression did not fluctuate much, and he looked at Liu Eighteen calmly. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

Qin Da was not slow to react, reached out and took out a short sword, and slammed it into Baikal or Liu Qian's neck.

Liu Shibai smiled and waved his hand:

"Qin Da, don't be nervous! Although this guy is varied, true or false, his close-quarters combat effectiveness is basically equal to zero. ”

After speaking, Liu 18 looked at Baikal and smiled slightly, and in a tone full of ridicule, he looked at Baikal and asked again:

"What do you say?"

After a long time, Baikal exhaled and wondered:

"What are you talking about? Why don't I understand?"

Liu 18 laughed, pointed at Baikal, looked at Cao Xiong and laughed:

"Look, I'm right, right?

Among the red handkerchiefs of the five mountains and eight gates of the past dynasties, you, Liu Qian, are the one who has cultivated illusion and deception to the peak!"

Speaking of this, Liu Shibai laughed self-deprecatingly and said:

"Actually, I just thought of it, you can even pretend to be a prince, what else do you not dare? It's not difficult for you to pretend to be a Baikal, right?"

After speaking, Liu Shibai still didn't stop, pointing at Baikal and saying:

"Do you have the ability to turn yourself into another person and deliberately let me see your leg hair?

Interesting, I was thinking just now, if you can turn your hair blonde, why can't you turn your leg hair blonde?"

When Cao Xiong heard this, he seemed to understand something, and looked at Baikal's trouser leg strangely.

Baikal's trouser leg was tightly tied at this time!

"It's been nearly two days, and the hair on this leg has to grow out a little, if you don't mind, can you roll up your trouser legs and show the old man to appreciate whether it's yellow or black?"

Cao Xiong touched his chin and glared at Baikal.

At this time, Baikal's face turned white to black for a while, and then black to white.

After a long time, Baikal finally sighed and said with a wry smile:

"Originally, I didn't accept it, why should people from all over the world listen to your dispatch from Captain Jin.

Now it seems that I really can't deceive you, real and false, in front of Captain Jin, it is really difficult to fool the past!"

Liu Shibai stared at Baikal or Liu Qian, and said lightly:

"Show you as you are!"

Baikal shook his head helplessly, put his hands on the back of his neck and played with it, and lifted it up, and took off a hood, on which there was still blond hair!

The person presented in front of Liu Shibai was indeed Liu Qian in the Moscow Concert Hall.

At this time, Liu Shibai was unmoved, waved his hand and ordered Qin Da:

"Try cutting a knife, I feel like there's another layer!"

Qin Da grinned and stepped forward with a short sword!

"Don't! I'll do it myself. ”

Liu Qian smiled bitterly.

Immediately afterwards, this guy's scalp shook and another layer of skin was revealed!

Below, it turned out to be the Chang Tian who was close to Liu Eighteen at the auction!

Chang Tian, the current Huaxia, ambassador to Russia, is slightly chubby!

"Also, reveal it again!"

Liu 18 was unmoved!

Liu Qian looked at the short sword in Qin Da's hand, and reluctantly unveiled another layer of vivid disguise.

From Chang Tian, he instantly became Zhang Xiong again......

At this moment, even Liu Shibai opened his mouth wide and was dumbfounded......

Freak, this guy is an absolute freak!

Is it any wonder that this guy knows everything about his movements?

Even the dead agent Zhang Xiong was disguised by this guy?

"I see, why is it a bit like that Sichuan opera in Huaxia, changing face?"

In Chinese Sichuan opera, there are generally three types of face-changing techniques:

Wipe your face, blow your face and pull your face, and besides, it's all about luck!

And the guy in front of him, who doesn't know whose it is, has really practiced the art of changing faces to the point of being unbeatable.

It's not difficult to change your face, but it's hard to disguise yourself as a different person.

At this time, Qin Da also stared at a pair of bull's eyes, and said stupidly:

"Master, cut off his head, right?"

Baikal or Liu Qian, the guy who didn't know what to call trembled, and said helplessly:

"No, I'll take it all down. ”

Then, like a butterfly shedding its skin, one after another fell from his head......

Men, women, old, young, Chinese, European and American, from young girls to old women, from young people to old men, bits and pieces......

In the end, what appeared in front of the stunned Liu Shibai, Cao Xiong and Qin Da was a tall and handsome little lady who looked extremely young......

Liu Shibai and Cao Xiong glanced at each other......

"Ahem! Go on, there's ......"

Liu Eighteen swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty.

"It's gone. ”

Standing in front of the three of them, this girl with eyebrows like willows, eyes like stars and peach blossoms, and extremely beautiful girl, responded delicately and resumed her original voice.

"I don't believe it, let me touch it!"

Liu Shibai shook his head insistently.

"It's really gone......"

The beautiful little lady, blushing, turned around and pulled out a long strip of white cloth from inside her clothes.

Liu Eighteen looked at the four or five meters of white cloth stupidly, turned his head to look at Cao Xiong and asked:

"What's this?"

Cao Xiong's lips trembled, and his grin twisted for a half before he swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said strangely:

"Eighteen, the old man is indeed gone, this is her true face. ”

Liu Shibai puffed out his eyes, looked at Cao Xiong, and then looked at the beautiful little lady who turned around and blushed.

Then, Liu Shiba's eyes stiffened, stared at the long strip of cloth on the ground, and spit out three words with difficulty:

"Footcloth?"

Qin Da was shocked at this time, and hurriedly corrected one of the typos:

"Chest ......"

The coquettish-looking little lady glared at Qin Da viciously!

"Ahem, ahem!"

Liu Shibai covered his mouth, coughed a few times, and his eyes instantly fell on the little lady's upper body and chest......

What a big two......

This is really not ordinarily big!

It's really embarrassing for her, such a big pair of little white rabbits can be hidden so tightly?

Liu 18 looked at a white cloth four or five meters on the ground again!

"Little girl, the old man has admired one person in his life, that is my master, Liu Eighteen's grandfather!

Now, among the people that the old man admires, there is one more, and that is you, the supreme genius among the five mountains and eight gates......"

Cao Xiong sighed heartily.

At this time, Qin Da didn't speak, staring at Xiao Niang's chest stupidly, a pair of amazingly big things......

In the end, Qin Da asked a question that even Liu Shibai and Cao Xiong collapsed:

"Little lady, you peed with me behind the palace gate yesterday......"

After a pause, Qin Da said again:

"I remember clearly, you and I are standing together to pee, what's going on? I don't have a good brain, can you explain it to me......"

Liu Shibai and Cao Xiong glanced at each other, dumbfounded, and the beautiful little lady finally gritted her teeth and popped out three words:

"Stinky ......"

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