"Ma Er, in fact, the behind-the-scenes owner of this store is just a book lover of mine, so the battle of wills may not be on our side. ”

"Book lover, what book lover?" Bai Yu asked with interest, slightly surprised.

"I mentioned to Ma Er and them before, I have published a few books abroad......" Yang Tang said casually. In fact, this is also the interface he asked the red queen to inform Shu Qian to find in advance, otherwise if he met with the owner of the Fenhua restaurant, as soon as everyone opened their mouths, the donkey's lips would not be on the horse's mouth, although it would not hurt the feelings of Tao Yufei and others too much, but it would not be embarrassing, right?

"I have published two books, and I have asked my international student brother at Beijing University in detail, and they are all about metamorphosis. Tan Yin half-jokingly.

Li Chong was stunned when he heard this: "Is it so serious?" As he spoke, he took a bite of food and said, "I remember that the book didn't write about multiple personalities?"

"Yo, you remember it well. Ma Zhipeng laughed and said, "The book is called "Twenty-Four Billy", which means that Billy has more than 20 personalities, so isn't it psychopathic?"

"Ah?!" Yan Aya was aroused by several people's interest in speaking, and interjected: "I heard from netizens that if the book written by the person who wrote the book has more bloody scenes, then the author's psychology will be more gray and bloody, and this is a psychopathic ......."

"Shut up!" Tan Yuchen didn't care at first, but the more Yan Aya said it, the more outrageous it became, he hurriedly shouted loudly, and also helped her put a lot of vegetables in the bowl, "Hurry up and make it, just these things can't stop your mouth, what nonsense here!"

Facing her boyfriend's glare, Yan Aya pouted, somewhat aggrieved and bored eating.

Seeing this, Yang Tang waved his hand and said, "Yuchen, what are you doing?" We have freedom of speech here, what Yanzi said just now is not completely wrong, but it is not entirely right. ”

Tan Yuchen didn't dare to answer this question, but Concubine Tao Yu raised her eyebrows and said, "How do you say this?"

"It's very simple, if the author wants to describe a type of scene more realistically, he must have a sense of substitution, or be able to have a wealth of knowledge or background but imagine a certain scene, so that people will read and understand what is written, and even empathize!"

But this does not mean that the author writes about a psychopath, and he himself is a psychopath...... If that's the case, if the author writes about a gangster, should he be a gangster? If the author writes a terrorist, should he be a terrorist? If that's the case, then the writer is the most sinful group in the world. ”

After listening to Yang Tang's eloquent words, the foodies present couldn't help laughing.

Yang Tang was still unsatisfied, and added a few more sentences: "If this author writes about tomb robbery, won't he have to learn to dig holes in the ground, but now the state stipulates that this tomb robbery is also illegal, unless you do it for the state, but that is called archaeology, and those who get a dead salary! Besides, those famous detectives are not necessarily detectives in reality, right? Also, those authors who write immortal Taoism will fly directly as soon as they finish writing their books?"

"So, Yanzi, the person who writes the book may often have insomnia, because he is constantly substituting the plot or picture in the book, but it doesn't mean that the author is the same as the protagonist in the book, like a metamorphosis and bloody, so what if the protagonist is similar to **? Isn't the author also great? This is obviously impossible, right?"

Everyone laughed again, but Bai Yu frowned and said, "Who is **?"

Yang Tang was stunned and asked rhetorically: "Don't you know **?"

Tan Yin said: "Should we know?"

"Ah, yes, you won't know or hear about it for the time being, this is a character in the military that I newly conceived......" Yang Tang had to turn on the flickering mode and tell a little about the life of **.

"According to the old man's description, this guy is a pacesetter!" Li Chong said, "But I guess he should be a certain gap from the king of soldiers on the Internet." ”

"Third brother, it's not wrong if you want to say that!" Yang Tang basically agreed with Li Chong's point of view, "Pacesetters may not be able to fight and win battles;

"So, if the protagonist of your military brigade is **, then you basically have to take a break. Li Chong laughed.

"How is that possible...... You must know that although the army emphasizes integration and cluster standardization, under the premise of conforming to the general framework, specific to individual soldiers, individual abilities and personalities are still very different!" Yang Tang said, "In a unit, in addition to pacesetters like **, there will also be some ruffians, but these ruffians seem to be stingy, but at the critical moment, when it is time to fight, they will definitely not admit it!"

"Ah~~ I think I kind of understand, it seems that you are very cunning!" Li Chong shook his head and took another sip of fruit wine.

On the side, Ma Zhipeng was unhappy: "Third child, how many times have I told you, don't learn to talk to devils, Lao Tzu hates it!"

Hearing this, Li Chong, who was slightly drunk, retorted: "I didn't talk to you again, why are you in a hurry next to you?"

"Lao Tzu said no, no!" Ma Zhipeng also drank some wine, and glared at Li Chong with his neck.

"What are you doing? Could it be that your family still has a grudge against the devil?"

"There is a vendetta...... When the devils occupied the Samhan Peninsula, my grandmother was going to visit relatives over there, but she didn't come back, and later I learned that my grandmother and her sisters all died under the devil's knife, woo woo ~ ~!"

"Poof-" Yang Tang, who was drinking soup, couldn't help but squirt out when he heard this, daring to love Ma Zhipeng was not crying about his own elders being killed by devils, he was still crying about the family wealth.

I have to admit that China in this world is relatively strong, and the mainland has not been invaded by little devils, so there are no tragic scenes such as massacres and Sanguang. As for the Samhan Peninsula, before the devils fully occupied it, it was the territory of several Korean countries, and later Huaxia was also crossing the Yalu River under the slogan of avenging the people of the DPRK, the people, and the liberation of the dynasty, and the exile of the dynasty.

"I'll go~~ Ma Er, do you kid still have a little conscience, don't cry about your ancestors' property, you look like a white-eyed wolf!" Tan Yin teased.

"Go, go, how can I be a white-eyed wolf!" Ma Zhipeng waved his hand like a fly, "After all, no one's money is blown by the wind, this ancestor corpse is transported back to China, do you want money? For her funeral, do you still want money? If you want the family to prosper, you must develop, and you must also have capital, in short, now this world wants to do something, but you can't do it without money, so I cry and regret what happened to the family property?"

Seeing this, Yang Tang greeted: "Okay, okay...... Don't talk about what you have and don't, everyone eat, eat, keep eating!"

At the same time, they really couldn't stand the noise of the adjacent table, and Zhou Yongjun complained to the restaurant once but it didn't work.

To be honest, the attitude of the restaurant is still very good, saying that you feel that the table next to you is noisy when you eat, and our restaurant can change the table for you, but the waiter took a look, not only the private room was not empty, but even the other tables in the hall were eating, except for Zhou Yongjun, another adjacent table that had just been vacated in the screen. But if you change this table, if you change it, you don't change it.

So the waiter foreman of the restaurant negotiated with Huang Heng's table again, hoping that they would make a little less noise about their fists and drinking. Huang Heng Wanpan and these people agreed well on the spot, but as soon as the waiters left, they germinated in a solid state, and they still went their own way.

Seeing this, Zhou Yongjun knew that it would not be of much use to complain again, after all, the environment in the restaurant hall is like this, is it still illegal for people to eat loudly? In the end, it is in a public place, and it is not even considered "disturbing the people."

Just because I am not in a good mood, I have no appetite for anything. Zhou Yongjun and their dishes had already been served, although each dish tasted very good, but Sheng Zhiying ate two bites indiscriminately and stood up with chopsticks.

"What's wrong?"

"Ah Ying, what are you doing?"

The two girls asked.

"Can't I go to the bathroom?" After speaking, Sheng Zhiying left the table with a cold face.

When Wan Pan and the others at the adjacent table saw it, they all laughed heartily. Huang Heng also stood up even more unscrupulously, and said loudly with a smug face: "Panzi, I'm going to pee!"

"Lao Huang, where do you want to spill urine?"

"Don't spill in the wrong place!"

Listening to the coaxing at the adjacent table, the faces of Zhou Yongjun's three boys were extremely bad. One of the boys whispered, "Yongjun, you can also go to the bathroom and have a look, maybe you can solve the siege or something." ”

"That's it, the hero saves the beauty!"

was instigated by the two classmates like this, and Zhou Yongjun, who was a little weak-hearted, really followed Huang Heng's ass to the bathroom.

I have to say that some people are born bold, some are born timid, but most people are bolder when they say things, but if they really encounter something, they become bolder.

For example, if someone really says that I am not afraid of tigers or crocodiles, then he is probably in the zoo, playing handsome with tigers and crocodiles through the cage. If you really want to remove the cage and let him face to face with a tiger or a crocodile, this sloppy guy can guarantee that he will not be weak, even if he is bold.

Of course, there are many people who pat their chests and say that they are not afraid of anything, but when they see mollusks and insects, their hands tremble and their feet are weak, such as the author fungus is one of them, and they are really afraid of snakes!

But when you look at someone, your heart is empty, and Zhou Yongjun is the first time in his life. He was really a little afraid of Huang Heng's gloomy eyes, but fortunately, when Huang Heng turned around and despised him, he saw that Sheng Zhiying had already turned into the women's toilet, and Huang Heng, who had glared at him, turned into the men's toilet.

Zhou Yongjun's heart finally relaxed, although he was also a little anxious to urinate at the moment, he was not ready to follow up on the men's toilet and Huang Heng to solve it together. He planned to wait for Sheng Zhiying to come out and see her go back to the hall before solving his urinary urgency problem.

However, Zhou Yongjun stood at the washstand shared by the door of the men's and women's toilets for less than three minutes, when he heard a muffled sound of "bang", which seemed to be coming from the men's toilet, followed by a "ah" A girl's scream, which seemed to come from the men's toilet.

Zhou Yongjun touched his hot cheeks and muttered: "I've only drunk two small glasses of white, and the amount of wine hasn't been served, why are you drunk? Why are you still hallucinating? Could it be...... Is this women's toilet the same as the men's bathroom?"

As soon as this thought flashed, Sheng Zhiying had already turned out of the women's toilet, and seeing that Zhou Yongjun was a little sluggish, she couldn't help asking, "What are you doing?"

"I didn't do anything, I just wanted to wash my face......" Zhou Yongjun said casually, "Ah yes, who was screaming in the women's toilet just now?"

"No one screams?" Sheng Zhiying replied truthfully, feeling a little inexplicable.

At the same time, in the innermost toilet cubicle of the men's toilet, Huang Heng had completely taken off his pants, and was threatening a plump and fair-skinned woman who had spent all his smoky makeup and stripped off to only a cup to help him "bite", and the place where the toilet paper basket was placed next to the toilet was still suffocated by a man who had fallen into a coma.

"You slut, hurry up, you two were so excited here just now, and now you don't want to do it if you change me? Believe it or not, I'll kill your man first, and then kill you?" Huang Heng kept pinching the woman's chin and threatening, and when the woman finally nodded with tears in her eyes, he grabbed the woman's jawbone and sent it to his crotch......

Ben San's age, in the detention center for more than half a year, I saw two cleaners, and they were as fat as pigs, and there was also a female prison guard who was in good shape but had Zhong Kui's face, and he was just like that, and he didn't have anything to do, but as soon as he entered the men's toilet to pee, he heard a movement in the innermost toilet, and when he finished peeing, he listened carefully, there was indeed a woman stealing men in the men's toilet.

As a result, it was tossed for nearly an hour, during which the man woke up once, and Huang Heng, who was riding a horse, accidentally stepped on his neck and broke his neck. In the end, Huang Heng, who was finished, didn't do anything, and even the woman was strangled on the toilet. It is too coincidental that during the period when Huang Heng was riding, except for a few men who had drunk a lot of money and peed in and out one after another, no one entered the men's toilet to relieve himself, otherwise he would definitely notice Huang Heng's movement in the toilet cubicle next to him.

In the front hall, due to the lack of Huang Heng's instigation from time to time, Wan Pan and his classmates were not tired for a while after Sheng Zhiying came back, so Zhou Yongjun and they ate happily in the next hour, and when they ate happily, the mood was naturally better, and the mood was not aggrieved or nervous, and their heads were naturally lively, so Zhou Yongjun and several boys even dared to counter-threaten Wan Pan's table.

"I said brothers, you are not very old, you are so noisy, you just graduated from college, right? Just a few of you, there shouldn't be many people to come over and coax the seedlings, right?" Zhou Yongjun squinted at Wan Pan and said, "We are students in school, if we want to do it, we can call someone from a big classroom with a phone call, do you believe it or not?"

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