422 When a dog is raised
When Principal Wolf woke up, Zimei was cooking for him, and he got up lazily, still reminiscing about the madness of last night.
When I came to the kitchen, I hugged her waist from behind, bit her earlobe and asked, "What delicious food did you cook for me?"
"Noodles, it's noon, let's make do with a meal. β
Zimei's face is ruddy and smooth, compared to a few days ago, the color is not known how many times better, the change of her parents, of course, is understandable, but after last night's incident, can a woman become so bright all of a sudden?
Principal Wolf marveled at this magical male and female function.
"As long as you cook it, I like everything. β
"Yes, I'm starting to make sycophants, listen up, Principal Wolf, Mr. Langmo, I'm your woman now, you're my man now, I don't have the good temperament of Alain, before, you and Liu Mei, Teacher Lan, I won't pursue any of the things that you can't see, from now on, only me, and Sister Alain can touch you, if you dare to hook up with other women and give me eye drops, be careful that I cut off your things and feed them to the dog!"
Zimei said as she waved the kitchen knife that cut green onions a few times in front of the wolf principal, so frightened that the principal quickly shrank back, and he suddenly felt a taste of being pushed off the kang.
"What's the matter, don't you speak, don't you think what I said is wrong?" Zimei waved the kitchen knife again.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. β
Seeing the wolf principal nodding like pecking rice, Zimei dropped the kitchen knife, hugged the wolf principal's neck, kissed him on the face a few times, and said with a smile: "Look at you, scared like a quail, don't worry, I will never hit you in the future, I will never kick you again, besides, I can't beat you now, right, seriously, you have a lot of ways, get me a gun, a pistol, you can hide it on your body." β
Principal Wolf hurriedly pushed her away, and said solemnly: "Crazy woman, you can't mess around, we finally came out, but we have to take it easy, otherwise, it won't be worth it, it's not cost-effective." β
"What are you nervous about, I just want to get a gun to play with, and you don't know that our guns are still in the mountains. β
"Play, play, you think it's so fun, a pistol and a shotgun, the nature is different, a shotgun, you can also say that you can use it for hunting, a pistol, what do you use it for, it can kill people, do you want to come to Xiao Rouhuai like that?"
Zimei smiled again and said: "That's it, they all say that we are good partners, you know what I think in my heart, that's right, I want to do this, this has nothing to do with you, you can do it alone." β
Principal Wolf was angry and scolded: "Crazy woman, it doesn't matter, you are my woman, your business is my business...."
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, you say, what?"
"What did I say?" Principal Wolf was a little confused, because Zimei's expression was a little strange.
"The middle sentence. β
"The middle sentence, the middle sentence, you are my woman, what's wrong, am I wrong?"
"That's right, I like it, hee-hee-hee.... You finally admit that I am your woman?" Zi Meile stepped forward and kissed again.
Principal Wolf didn't joke, and said with a straight face: "Listen, don't come nonsense, if you want to kill someone, I will kill him too, Xiao Rouhuai, I will kill him sooner or later, of course, it is best to shoot him by the law, he has killed so many people, it is not an exaggeration to die ten times, you have to endure it, understand." β
"Understand, I understand, I listen to you, who let me be your mother-in-law pinch, by the way, ask you something, last night, when we were there, I saw that you had a lot of black ---- hair on your chest, before, you didn't grow hair there, what's the matter, beast man?"
As soon as he said this, Principal Wolf felt a little empty in his heart, but he didn't want to hide it from Zimei, so he told Zimei what the old professor in front of Fenghua Village told him, and finally, said, "If I become a gorilla one day, will you still like me?"
Zimei was surprised while listening, and finally said in disbelief: "If you don't see so many strange things in the mountains, who would believe it, but now I believe it a little, the wind and waves are coming, what is this, don't worry, you really have become some kind of gorilla, bear, hairy bear and the like, I raise you, I will never let you take you away, I will raise you as a black tiger." β
Principal Wolf didn't know whether he wanted to laugh or cry, so he pinched Zimei's face and scolded with a smile: "You want to raise me as a dog, right?"
"Death, you said you would become a gorilla, but I like it, it's fierce, it's sexy!"
After hearing this, Principal Wolf really wanted to carry her into the room and punish her with another revenge.
"What do you want to do?" Zimei felt that Principal Wolf's eyes were full of excitement.
"What do you think I want to do?"
"You haven't brushed your teeth yet, go ahead, go brush your teeth. β
"I'm brushing my teeth, do you have a new toothbrush?"
"No, use mine first, use mine for the towel too, what, disgusted, look at you last night, it's time to gnaw me....." When Zimei said this, her face turned red again, and when the wolf principal saw this, he pouted and came to gnaw Zimei's face again.
"Sure enough, it's a wolf, you're not tired last night, don't you want human life, tonight, tonight, you can do whatever you like tonight, be good, go brush your teeth......"
Zimei's appearance at this time is shy and cute, and she looks like a kindergarten teacher treating a child who wants candy to eat, which makes people think about it.
But Principal Wolf is a man who pities flowers and jade, and obediently went to brush his teeth and wash his face. After freshening up, Principal Wolf began to eat the noodles boiled by Zimei, and when he took his mouth, he almost vomited it, it was too salty! Zimei saw it, and quickly tasted it herself, and for a while, her whole face became tangled like a ball of twisted flowers.
"I'm sorry, my dad usually cooks in our family, I rarely cook, don't worry, I will study hard in the future, is the rice cooked by Sister Alan necessarily delicious." β
"It's okay, I can eat it. β
"Don't eat it, I'll cook it again, if only Sister Alan was here. β
As soon as he said of Alain, Principal Wolf subconsciously looked at his chest, Zimei stepped forward and pulled out the red rope from his neck, and the jade pendant jumped out.
"You say, will Sister Alan be sucked into this thing, can it fit people here? β
"You ask me, I ask who to go, maybe, this kind of thing, if you and I have not seen it with our own eyes, who can believe it. β
"Why don't we call her out and see if this pendant reacts?"
Principal Wolf wanted to scold her for being naΓ―ve, but then he felt that this might be a solution, so the two of them shouted one by one, and I shouted one by one, however, no matter how they shouted, the pendant did not react at all.
"I'd better cook the noodles. Zimei went to the kitchen disappointed. Leaving the Wolf Principal alone to study the pendant.
The noodles were re-cooked, this time, it's okay, it's okay, Principal Wolf finished eating the noodles, he was going out, he was going to the restaurant to call his mother and father, when he walked to the door, he suddenly felt that it was inappropriate, Alan gave him a lesson, this is the countryside, not the city, go out like this, he and Zimei didn't have a marriage certificate, that would make people gossip, he wanted to go over the wall to get out, but Zimei grabbed the belt and dragged it down the wall.
"What are you doing?" Zimei asked with a smile.
"I'm not afraid of people gossiping about you. β
"What am I afraid of, I don't steal or rob, I will see people generously admit that you are my man, I am your future mother-in-law, why do you act like a thief?
"Today, too soon, isn't it? I'm ready to sprinkle. β
"Death, I'm playing with you, I know that you have no sincerity in your heart, get out, go and clean up Xiao Rouhuai, it's better than anything else! β
So, Principal Wolf was kicked out of the gate by Zimei and went straight to the restaurant, he wanted to finish the matter quickly, and come back to have an ear-biting game with Zimei, he wished that the sky would get dark immediately.
He also finally understood what it means to be worth a thousand gold.
And Zimei also went out of the gate, ignoring the strange eyes of the villagers, went to Wenwen's house, she wanted to see Wenwen, last night, as soon as she came back, she was locked up by her father.