Body 0544 Six emperors play
"Brother God, it's so cold, find a place to hide from the rain......"
Xia Gu Likun shivered with his wet body, the drizzle in the sky was endless, the van was also turned into a convertible, the cold wind was blowing on the body was really cold and biting, and the van had already turned on the fuel gauge alarm lights, and it didn't take long for the car to lie down.
"Linglong! How far is it from the shooting range......"
Xia Buer looked at the dark surroundings and didn't dare to stop indiscriminately, he even turned on the two smallest headlights, Tang Yu in the back row immediately leaned over and said: "The shooting range is next to the paint factory on the outskirts of the city, with our current speed, it should take more than forty minutes, but the passenger flow of the shooting range is quite large, we can't go at night!"
"Big brother, you leave us at the shooting range, we can only survive with guns......"
The thirteen men on the co-pilot looked at him crookedly, but Xia Buer said: "Do you know what kind of guns are in the shooting range, all of them are small-caliber sports guns, the bullets of the second and second caliber are as big as soybeans, and they can ricochet when hit on the brain, unless there is a shotgun with a flying saucer in it, it is useless, otherwise it is all chicken ribs!"
"There's a skeet project, and I remember a sniper rifle......"
Tang Yu couldn't wait to shout out, Xia Buer immediately looked back at her in surprise, who knew that Tang Yu said with a little weakness: "Its... Actually, the shooting range was run by my ex-boyfriend's house, but I didn't want to go to him, but I was familiar with the situation there, and there happened to be a lot of guns there!"
"You don't have to explain so much, you're not my girlfriend, and whoever you want to find has nothing to do with me......"
Xia Buer shook his head nonchalantly, Tang Yu bit his red lip and stopped talking, but Thirteen Yu gloated and smiled: "That kid had better be alive, so that I can talk to him about your kung fu in bed, and see if he knows what your unique skills are, such as ......"
"Tian Thirteen, don't force me to kill you......"
Tang Yu's eyes were about to burst and roared, her mouth full of silver teeth was bitten by her gurgling, the thirteenth smiled and turned his head, Xia Buer also drove the car into a small road at this time, parked directly on the side of a big truck, pushed open the door and said: "Boss, this car will be given to you later, where do you like to go!"
"This ......"
The lewd face of the thirteen men turned white in an instant, this dark ghost place could not see five fingers, except for the gloomy mountains and forests around it, there was a wasteland overgrown with weeds, and a few lonely small houses were as terrifying as a tomb, but Xia Buer had already opened the door of the truck and found the wires to charge the batteries of the large goods.
"Brother, let's go to this car for a night first, and then find a way when it's dawn......"
Xue Qing hurriedly lay down to the thirteen units, and the thirteen units immediately got up and climbed into the compartment of the big truck, lifted the rain cloth on it and saw that it was full of bags of corn kernels, and pressed most of the car heavily, he clapped his hands and said: "Summer! This car is full of corn, let's sleep here all night and leave tomorrow morning!"
"It's not about me......"
Xia Buer climbed into the cab without raising his head, Tang Yu and Gu Li also climbed up with rhubarb, and found that there was a single bed behind the driver's seat, and the two women could sleep together.
"These disgusting guys know to take advantage of us......
Gu Li glanced at the reversing mirror angrily, the thirteen and the others all climbed into the cargo car, Xia Buer had to jump down to turn off the van, tear off the wires and solve a few living corpses by the way, and the thirteen and the others had already gotten under the rain cloth and surrounded them in the middle with corn bales.
"A bunch of rotten people ......"
Xia Buer shook his head and climbed back into the car and locked the door, Tang Yu immediately handed over a canned meat, Gu Li, a heartless girl, had already yawned, leaning on the sleeper to share luncheon meat with Rhubarb, and suddenly heard the thirteen children scolding behind: "If she is a virgin, she will have your surname, and I have never seen a girl like Wang Jiucheng!"
"Oops~ What's wrong with the two places, it's okay to be seventeen years old, it's tender and tight......"
Xue Qingsao laughed happily in the back, but the thirteenth man scolded again: "Fuck off! You don't look at what the hell this place is, is Lao Tzu in the mood to play with women, I also tell you two little bitches, only if you are honest and obedient will you eat, dare to play with me and kill you!"
"Brother, people are the most obedient, anyway, idle is idle, why don't you enjoy it......"
Zhao Shuangshuang, who seemed to be simple and honest, also spoke, and his coquettish voice could almost wring out water, Gu Li immediately slapped twice on the back window in shame, and scolded angrily: "Why is this Zhao Shuangshuang so shameless, his own mother just died and began to seduce men, it's really disgusting!"
"I told you a long time ago that no one who can survive in the wild is psychologically ......"
Xia Buer leaned on the steering wheel and said while eating: "Xue Qing They have been around several gathering places, there is hardly a day of immortality around them, and their mentality has long been exercised, and don't underestimate Xue Qing, she has a rather bullish title...... Six Emperors Play!"
"Liuwei Dihuang Pill, isn't that a medicine......
The innocent girl looked at him with puzzlement, but Xia Buer smiled and said: "It's a play, the emperor of the emperor's house, because Xue Qing has been a mistress to six eldest brothers in total, and every eldest brother is very fond of her, so everyone secretly calls her six emperors to play behind her back, only Wang Jiucheng treats this kind of broken shoes as a treasure!"
"How do you know that......"
Tang Yu tilted his head and was also confused, Xia Buer laughed and didn't explain, of course she heard it from Zhao Shuangshuang's heart, Tang Yu didn't want to ask anymore when he saw this, he picked up Xia Buer's spear and said: "Brother, you and Sister Gu Li have a good rest, I'll be on guard tonight!"
"It's eleven o'clock now, you call me again at four o'clock in the morning, the eyesight of the living corpse is not good, it is safer to walk while it is dark......"
After Xia Buer took off his wet clothes, he climbed to the sleeper in the back very happily, and slept with the innocent sister, the innocent sister has long been used to sleeping with him, and after kicking the shoes honestly and unceremoniously, she directly put her little feet on Xia Buer's body, and then closed her eyes beautifully.
"Hey, hey~ You can't be honest, you want to stuff your foot in my mouth......"
"Hee-hee~ My feet are fragrant, I'm cheap for you, let you kiss twice......"
'Alas~ innocent girl, I don't know how to grasp such a good opportunity......
Tang Yu glanced back at the silly Gu Li, and was speechless in her heart, but it didn't take long for her to snore, Xia Buer also fell asleep with her little feet, only Rhubarb fell on Tang Yu's lap, and accompanied her to look out of the car boringly, but Tang Yu gradually leaned on the door and dozed off.
"Bang~"
Suddenly, a dull cracking sound sounded, the sound was not loud but it startled Tang Yu, Xia Buer in the back row also sat up suddenly, Tang Yu hurriedly wiped his saliva and looked out, and suddenly found that there was a light in the wasteland not far away that was shaking rapidly, obviously someone was running with a flashlight.
"What the hell are you doing, you didn't notice when people were running so close......"
Xia Buer hurriedly dragged her and climbed into the driver's seat, Tang Yu really didn't dare to say that she accidentally fell asleep, but when she looked outside again, she was stunned, the weeds in the entire wasteland were shaking violently, and when Xia Buer turned on the car lights suddenly, the wasteland was densely packed with living corpses.
"Corpse Tide !!"
Tang Yu screamed in disdain, and Gu Li also got up and was pale, but Xia Buer quickly let go of the handbrake and said disdainfully: "The fart corpse tide, it was that fool who attracted the living corpses in the whole village, I think he deliberately didn't want us to sleep!"
"Help, help me......"
A young man jumped out of the wasteland and ran towards the big truck without hesitation, but Xia Buer stepped on the accelerator without hesitation, and directly accelerated to the highway.
"Big brother, help me, please......"
The young man stepped on the bumper and grabbed the wipers, yelling at Xia Buer with a white face, this kid looks about the same age as Xia Buer, not tall and full of youthful pimple beans, wearing a denim suit and carrying a big bag, but although the long one is not very good-looking, but the appearance is quite clever.
"You're already in the car, what do you want to ......do?"
Xia Buer leisurely lit a cigarette, and went straight to a few living corpses that rushed out, the frightened guy raised one foot and climbed up desperately, and the funny appearance made the two girls giggle, fortunately, there were not too many living corpses in the village, and after hitting more than a dozen in one go, the big truck rushed smoothly onto the road.
"Brother, take it easy, I'm so scared ......"
The guy grabbed the rearview mirror and moved it to the window, his little face full of acne and Doudou turned pale, Xia Buer looked at his watch and found that it was only more than two o'clock in the morning, so he slowly lowered the window and said, "Tell me, which monkey sent you to tease, why did you go to poke the living corpse in the middle of the night?"
The young man sighed and said: "Don't mention it! I'm unlucky, my name is Wang Xu, my nickname is Ah Fu, I am ugly and poor, I have no daughter-in-law, but my academic performance is not bad, I was the deputy class leader when I was in junior high school, and I also soaked in our class leader......"
"Stop, you want to talk to me until dawn, don't you, pick up the important ones......"
Xia Buer glared at him angrily, and Wang Xu continued: "I am the last survivor of Dongdian Village, and there was originally a little widow with me, but one day she stepped on the squatting board of the latrine, and when I found out, she had drowned in the pit, so I squatted alone in the village for more than half a year......
"You're chattering, do you know what the key ...... is?"
Xia Buer slapped him on the head, and Wang Xu smirked: "Hehe~ I haven't seen such a beautiful young lady for a long time, I'm so excited, but I'm really a good person, a good citizen, I was chased and killed by a living corpse to save a puppy, I am always loving!"
"What about dogs?"
Xia Buer looked at his big backpack, this kid really took out a little golden retriever from the bag, and Rhubarb immediately wagged his tail excitedly, but Xia Buer took the puppy and said disdainfully: "Fart! This dog is two or three months old at most, and it would have died without a big dog to accompany it, you are eating other people's mothers!"
Wang Xu immediately sneered and said: "Hehe~ Big brother, you are really good, but I didn't eat it, and let the big dog recruit all the living corpses in the village, otherwise I wouldn't be chased by the living corpses all over the ground, by the way! Where are you going, take me with you, my slingshot is slippery!"
"You'll know when you get there......"
Xia Buer directly raised the window of the car, patted Rhubarb's head and said: "This kid is running a train with his mouth full, it's not a good thing, I'll throw him down to fend for himself, Linglong! You tell me all the situation at the shooting range, let's go over now!"