The news that Concubine Tao Yu followed her mother's surname and her mother died long ago was known to Yang Tang 800 years earlier.

Now Bai Yu has to pretend to be Concubine Tao Yu, and said that his mother came and took away all the bikinis, isn't this a typical nonsense with open eyes? Although Yang Tang also wanted to continue to tease Bai Yu, he was not willing to make a joke about the dead, so he exposed Bai Yu.

It's a pity that Bai Yu only took the English class of the history department this year, and he is not very familiar with the situation in Yang Tang's entire class, so he is still holding on: "My mother is not dead, don't curse me!"

Yang Tang sneered and replied: "Concubine Tao Yu's father's surname is Tan, and she also has a younger brother named Tan Yuchen, why do you think her surname is Tao?"

"Could it be that she takes her mother's surname?"

"That's right, it seems that you're not stupid!" Yang Tang scoffed.

"Who is Xibei?" Bai Yu is still dead, and the duck is dead, and the beak is hard.

"You dare to say that you are not a Xibei goods? You dare to swear by your parents, you have a kind of swear by your whole family, swear by your grandfather and grandmother, as long as you tell lies, they will definitely have a car accident when they go out!" Yang Tang said aggressively.

As a result, Bai Yu on the other side exploded at once, called Yang Tang directly, and roared angrily: "You are not allowed to talk about my whole family, you are not allowed to talk about car accidents, they can't have a car accident, it's impossible! You will have a car accident, your whole family will have a car accident......! Toot ......"

"Wow, is this beautiful teacher taking gun medicine?" Yang Tang was confused, "I'll just say that, she's quite serious." ”

At this time, the red queen said: [Master, this is your mistake, expose the scars of beautiful women......]

[How did I uncover her scars?]

[And said no...... If you don't believe it, look at this old news, it was three years ago, a family of three generations traveled in the same medium-sized van, and as a result, they encountered a semi-trailer driver drunk driving on the interprovincial highway, and the van family of eight died six on the spot, and one was seriously injured and one was slightly injured, and in the end the seriously injured were not saved, and only one lightly injured was still alive, which is now Bai Yu. So master, if you mention a car accident with her, can she not be in a hurry with you!]

After Yang Tang was speechless for a while, he muttered: "After all, she is lucky that she didn't have a white-haired person to send a black-haired person." ”

[She is the only one left when the whole family dies, is this lucky?] The red queen was puzzled.

Yang Tang didn't explain, but saved his neighbor's family from traveling to Thailand in his previous life, but suffered a shipwreck, nearly half of the more than 100 people on board were killed, and the neighbor came back alive with a grandfather who was almost sixty years old. The emaciation of his people is simply unbearable.

Of course, it is not uncommon for the whole family to die in an accident, but at least there is no need to face the miserable home scene like the old man next door or Bai Yu.

Besides, if something like this happened, it can't be compared to the miserable, after Yang Tang realized this, he said to Honghou: [It seems that my unintentional mistake is considered to have hurt Bai Yu, and I have to think of a way to make amends. 】

[Didn't she ask you what the name of the poem was?

[Okay, just do as you say!] Yang Tang immediately sent another text message to Bai Yu, with two words on it: "Haiyan". ”

Bai Yu originally saw Yang Tang mention the car accident, and he felt very uncomfortable, but when he calmed down and thought about it, he felt that Yang Tang was just unintentional, after all, he didn't know the situation of the Bai family, and the so-called ignorant is not guilty, so how can he blame it?

Then, Bai Yu, who suddenly received Yang Tang's text message, was stunned when he saw the content.

"Haiyan, I think it should be this name, but although it has been mentioned several times in the English poem, it has not been confirmed, and no one dares to determine what the name of the poem is!"

is indeed like this, a good poem, no matter how famous others are, it can't match the words in the mouth of the original author. After all, the content of the poem is written by other authors, and the original author should be the best name, which is like giving birth to a son, how can outsiders name themselves better than their parents?

"Haiyan"...... I have to admit that Yang Tang, a stinky boy, is really talented, and he didn't pretend to be recommended by the head of their department, but according to the meaning of the head of the department, Yang Tang's talent does not seem to be in English, and I began to be a little entangled in whether to let him pass the English class this semester. ”

Bai Yu recalled the content of "Haiyan" in his heart, and his appreciation for Yang Tang gradually prevailed.

"No, this stinky guy actually cursed my whole family for a car accident, I have to let him know some color to get out of this bad breath. ”

"No, no, didn't I just say it, Yang Tang just came to take this semester's English class for the first time today, how can he know the situation at my home?

I have to say that Bai Yu's entanglement is actually quite obvious reflection of the so-called "rule of man", whether you can pass the study subjects and how many points you can get is almost just a thought of the teacher, and even if you fail the final exam, if the teacher is accommodating, you can pass.

This is a kind of disadvantage, not only in China, but also in foreign universities, but it is more obscure, and the bottleneck is not in the grades that can be scored, but in the evaluation of the paper. It's like an NBA game, how many goals you score and how many points you should score in each game are clear and seemingly impartial, but in fact, the referee's bias in the scale of the key ball or key round can often affect the final outcome of the game, and the practice of foreign universities is similar to this, which often makes people itch all over and can't find where the lice are!

Bai Yu is struggling here, Yang Tang, who has been communicating with Bai Yu for a while, rarely browses the news on the Internet with his mobile phone, and before he knows it, he has already walked far away from the parking place.

The red queen saw everything in her eyes, held it back, and waited until it was almost three stops away from the car before reminding Yang Tang: [Master, are you going to pick up the car?]

Yang Tang, who was watching the gossip news, noticed the surrounding environment and found that he had inadvertently arrived at the dormitory area, and immediately said nonsense: [Nonsense!

[Okay, why not, if you calculate carefully, it's been almost fifty days since the beginning of this semester, and you've only been in the dormitory twice......]

[Shut up!, you don't care about my business!]

The red queen quickly hid and didn't talk about anything more.

Yang Tang returned to the bedroom, but Tan Yin and the three of them were all there, and they were forming a team to masturbate with the bedroom next door.

Seeing that Yang Tang was back, the three of them just glanced at it, greeted casually, and then focused on the computer screen again.

Yang Tang didn't care about this, sat back down under his bed, and continued to stare at his mobile phone to watch gossip news.

As a few rounds passed, the strange screams of Tan Yin and the three of them came and went, but a quarter of an hour later, almost eleven o'clock, the three of them stopped at the same time, and their whole bodies collapsed in the chairs.

Yang Tang's eyes didn't take off the phone screen, but just asked casually: "What's wrong?"

"Not much, it's just a limited-time game that I lost. Ma Zhipeng replied, staring blankly at the ceiling.

Seeing this, Yang Tang was even more speechless, and said: "What do you mean? Don't you just lose a game, even if it's a game, even if you have money for gambling or something, you won't be so sad, right?"

When Ma Zhipeng heard this, his mouth moved, but he didn't say anything.

"It's not the old man, you don't understand. Li Chong helped Ma Zhipeng to say.

"I don't understand?" Yang Tang really didn't understand when he heard this, "Boss Tan, what's the situation?"

Tan Yin said weakly: "We gambled on something in this game, but we didn't gamble money......"

"Since you even gamble on money, what else is there to be decadent?" Yang Tang said a little speechlessly, "Could it be that you are gambling with your life?"

"No ...... betting"

"That's a good dare, you don't gamble money or your life, you look like a decline, what do you mean?"

"Alas~~ you don't understand ......"

"I don't understand again...... Then you'd like to hear something I understand!"

"We're betting on chance......"

"What chance?"

"Bonding, a fellowship with a freshman dormitory at the school next door. "Li Chong, who is engaged in sports, is really the most impulsive and can't hide his words, "Oh, this is a group photo of the bedroom, above the level of all colors, if the total score is 100, each has at least 80 points." ”

"Really, fake?" Yang Tang heard this, and suddenly became energetic, and rushed to the computer. Although he knows a lot of beautiful women, this does not prevent him from knowing more beautiful sisters and sisters, "I remember that the next door is not a film academy, it is Jinghua, right?

"Nonsense!" Tan Yin finally couldn't help it, "The idea was found by Ma Er, and he has already made a video call with the head of the dormitory." ”

Yang Tang shook his head when he heard this: "If no one bothers to set up a situation, it is basically true." After a pause, he said: "But why don't we inform me if you bet on this friendship opportunity......?"

Before the words were finished, Li Chong broke the news: "Boss, although the bedroom is a four-person room, it is not full, there are only three girls, what are you doing?"

Yang Tang: "......"

"Buzz...... Buzz ......"

At this time, Ma Zhipeng's mobile phone vibrate. He picked it up and clicked on it, and immediately raised his eyebrows.

"What's wrong?" Yang Tang asked.

"Damn, one of our guys just won and said we were brain-dead, and what kind of low social intelligence ...... Damn, don't let me meet those grandchildren, see if I don't find someone to beat them out!"

When Tan Li and the others heard Ma Zhipeng's words, their faces instantly turned black into the bottom of the pot.

As for Ma Zhipeng, as a coal boss, he was obviously a little irritated.

But I don't want to think about this thing, this is not Jincheng, but Yujing, at the foot of the Son of Heaven, there are many high-ranking officials and nobles, the coal boss is rich and rich, and the local tyrant is the local tyrant, but it may not be able to play in this forty-nine city.

"Hehe..."Yang Tang laughed at this time.

Ma Zhipeng frowned at him and said unhappily: "Boss, what are you laughing at?"

"I'm laughing at the person who texted you, he knew that we were brain-dead, and deliberately sent a text message to say something like low social emotional intelligence, don't you think it's funny?" Yang Tang said, "It's like there's a mentally ill person there, you have to go over and say to him, 'Hey, you have a mental problem', this is obviously not light!"

"Haha..."Tan Yin, whose face had turned gloomy, was happy with Li Chong.

Ma Zhipeng's face also improved, but he was still a little unhappy and said: "Although I know that you are right, but I still have the urge to beat someone." ”

I have to say that this is called less and not more, but I also have to say that this is called youth, and this is called hot blood! If you don't agree with each other, you will start working, this is the most real idea of young people, as for the consequences, this kind of thought may flash in your mind, but it is quickly annihilated by impulse.

Yang Tang naturally understood what Ma Zhipeng wanted to do, and persuaded again: "Second brother, we really can't be guilty of dancing knives and guns, you have to feel uncomfortable, we don't have money, wouldn't it be appropriate to hire a few sailors to scold him back according to the number? ”

"Reciting scriptures, I don't recite any ghost scriptures!" Ma Zhipeng obviously still couldn't swallow his evil anger, "But what you said about Gu Shuijun is a way...... By the way, when it comes to the water army, do you have a way?"

Yang Tang was stunned and said, "Are you really going to scold back?"

Ma Zhipeng nodded.

"Then you might as well buy a mass sending software......"

"What mass messaging software?"

"It's a software that can send spam messages to mobile phone users within a certain range!" Yang Tang explained slightly, "As long as it is within the coverage area, such as a radius of one kilometer, this kind of software can also send spam text messages to a single number, and the content of the text message can be edited in advance, and there is no pressure on ten messages a second." ”

"I'll go~~ According to what you say, then it doesn't make people crazy?"

"Break the law..."Yang Tang said, "Of course, if you only target one person or a few people, get it three or five times, and then destroy the software and related hardware, bite to death and refuse to admit it, even if you are arrested in the bureau, the prosecutor will not be able to convict you, but the interrogation methods in the bureau are full of tricks, even if you don't torture, torture, and confession, you can still be bluffed into confessing!"

"Is it so exaggerated?" Tan Yin obviously didn't believe how good the interrogation in the bureau was.

Yang Tang rolled his eyes and said, "Boss, the key is that kind of invisible pressure, psychological pressure, understand? For example, if you talk about your girlfriend and someone invites your girlfriend to talk to you, do you think you are under a lot of pressure?"

As soon as these words came out, not only Tan Yin, but even Ma Zhipeng and Li Chong all changed color.

The entire dormitory was silent for about ten seconds.

In the end, it was Ma Zhipeng who broke the silence and said: "But old man, if I invite a water army, are those water armies reliable?"

"It depends on how old you plan to play. Yang Tang said, "I can help you ask for the next way, and then you can change the space card to contact the water army, but this method generally requires half of the fixed fee first, about a few thousand yuan, and you can also use PP to contact ......"

"PP is now real-named, or the space card is safe, as long as you can get things done, let Lao Tzu get out of this bad breath, a few thousand yuan is a few thousand yuan!" Ma Zhipeng is not afraid of spending money, but he is a little afraid of trouble.

Yang Tang said with a smile: "In fact, the real name is not afraid, the student union will receive a lot of lost ID cards every week, even if our school is not good, go to other schools to find a few back, get a few mobile phone numbers, and then register a few PP numbers!"

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