Chapter 17: Innocent Fugitives

In the gazebo of the mushroom house, everyone quietly waited for Huang Lei to speak. Huang Lei looked at everyone's anxious look, and smiled: "Don't say anything superfluous, let's have a pre-dinner advertisement first." The crowd was speechless.

Huang Lei took out the Vmi3 mobile phone and shouted to everyone: "Come and say {eggplant} together!" Everyone posed scissors on the mobile phone and said: "Eggplant!" Huang Lei smiled at the camera after taking a photo: "Vmi3 mobile phone is your trustworthy assistant, its function is simply against the sky, the audience and friends must not miss this mobile phone!"

He Jun said impatiently: "Brother Lei, can we start eating?" Huang Lei put down his mobile phone and smiled: "You're in a hurry, aren't you?" I won't talk nonsense, let's eat with another advertisement." ”

Sun Li urged: "Teacher Huang, can you hurry up." Huang Lei said: "I am annoying, I won't say it, let Zifeng tell Peng Peng." ”

Peng Peng instantly understood what Huang Lei meant, pulled Zifeng to the camera and smiled: "My sister Zifeng's new movie [Brother Don't Go] will be released on the 28th of this month, and my daily interaction with my sister Zifeng is [Brother Don't Go], everyone is welcome to watch it in the cinema!"

Zi Feng continued: "We are waiting for you at the Magic Capital Huaxia Cinema!"

Huang Lei clapped his hands and smiled: "Okay! Let's start eating, whoever eats slowly will wash the dishes." "The crowd started Ψ(◉āŊ…â—‰)Ψ.

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Mu Keren was pleasantly surprised: "Sister Zifeng and Peng Peng's movie, I'm really looking forward to it!"

Chubby hehe: "The owner of this restaurant is really sharp, I went to the restaurant to eat, and the boss directly said that today's vegetarian dishes are vegetarian, and I want to eat meat and go to the mutton restaurant opposite." ”

Zi'er said in frustration: "Tomorrow the yearning will be suspended, and it will take a month to see the male god." (â•Ĩīšâ•Ĩ)”

Wang Ergou said: "I finally don't have to endure the destruction of food."

Hu Sanniang smiled: "I'm waiting for Sun Li in Hengdian, Kyoto~"

Wu Zetian said: "I'm in the magic capital~ waiting for me to go to Kyoto on a business trip to find Zhao Xin for the first time~"

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Everyone in the pavilion had finished eating, He Jun looked at the people who were eating, and said with a smile: "We should laugh after the meal." Huang Lei agreed: "This must be there, Xiaoxin, you can have a paragraph." ”

Everyone applauded~ Zhao Xin stood up generously and said with a smile: "I won't talk about cross talk today, I'll tell you an interesting story first." Some time ago, there was an online fugitive who was arrested by the police uncle, and the fugitive cried in the police car, saying: "Uncle policeman! What I did was innocent." The police officer next to him said solemnly: You are old enough to be our uncle, and you want to call us comrade police. The fugitive nodded and continued: "It's not that I want to call you that, but my teacher taught me when I was a child, and he taught us a nursery rhyme. I picked up a penny on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle...."The policeman in the car interrupted him, "You say it, why are you still singing." The singing is still incomplete, and you will give a good account of your crimes. The fugitive nodded and said: "It's all a misunderstanding when I say this crime, the first thing, I sent a waiter home with a friend, who knew that the waiter had a big fight with her husband when he got home, and the two of them fought out of the house. I saw a wallet drop on the floor and was about to pick it up. At this time, the patrol police saw us and immediately arrested us. He was also sentenced to 3 years. This second thing is a clever misunderstanding, I got into an argument with a guy after I got out of prison, I didn't want to hit someone, but that guy kept coming to me, I ignored him and was leaving, but he grabbed my shoulder, and I subconsciously pushed him. Who knew that his head just hit a large rock on the ground. In this way, I was sentenced to 6 years for intentional wounding. The third case was even more innocent, I ran away to other places, and my hometown was actually reported that I took in drug addicts and provided them with a place to use drugs. I was sentenced to eight months in prison again, police uncle... You must be aware of everything, I am too wronged. The police officers in the police car couldn't hold back their laughter. At this time, an old policeman looked at the fugitive and asked, "We didn't wronged you for robbing the bank this time, did we?" The fugitive immediately cried, and he said: I didn't rob the bank, but the bank owes me money, and I went to collect the debt. I brought a kitchen knife for self-defense. The old police officer almost laughed, he suppressed his smile and said: Whether you have committed a crime, we will investigate, if what you say is true, we will also clear you. By this time, the police had returned to the police station. That's all I have to say. The crowd laughed and applauded.

Zi Feng asked curiously: "Then is the last fugitive innocent?" Peng Peng interjected: "How is it possible, he dared to go to the bank to rob, he is not innocent." ”

Wu Xin urged Zhao Xindao: "Tell me what happened to the fugitive in the end, everyone is waiting." Zhao Xin thought for a while and said: "After the police investigation, the fugitive committed everything he did. He's just taking a fluke. I just want to escape. ”

Huang Lei nodded and said, "The sins committed cannot be escaped. He Jun also said: "Yes, there are many fugitives in our country, and I suggest that you go to the police as soon as possible to turn yourself in." With the rapid development of the country, it will not be a few years before you will have nothing to hide. ”

Sun Li said with a smile: "Speaking of this fugitive, it reminds me of Zhang Xueyou's concert, Zhang Xueyou's concert is known as [Fugitive Scene]. Everyone laughed when they remembered the news of Zhang Xueyou's concert.

Huang Lei looked at the time and said: "It's not early, you two just came, go take a nap first, and let's go to the apple orchard together in the afternoon." Everyone responded, packed up the tableware and went upstairs to rest.

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Wang Ergou said: "Uncle policeman, I am innocent!"

Chubby said: "You shut up for me, you should call me comrade policeman!"

Zi'er smiled: "I picked up a penny on the side of the road~ The male god sings so well!"

Xiao Ran said: "I didn't rob the bank, I just went to the bank to collect the debts!"

Liuli said: "I didn't do it, he slandered me." Uncle policeman, I'm wronged!"

Wu Zetian said: "You guys are enough, do you want to laugh at me to death?"

In the afternoon, the clouds drifted with the autumn wind, and everyone in the mushroom house picked up small baskets and walked towards the apple orchard.

Peng Peng didn't seem to wake up, and bumped into He Jun while walking with his head down in the back. He Jun was pushed for a moment, turned his head to look at Peng Peng and smiled: "Peng Peng, are you sleepwalking?" Peng Peng scratched his head in embarrassment and said, "I'm a little confused, I'm sorry Teacher He." He Jun smiled and said: "It's okay, young man, go to bed early at night, don't keep playing games until late at night, don't say that staying up late is not good for your health." Peng Peng knew that He Jun was caring about him, Peng Peng smiled and nodded: "Well, Mr. He, I will change it in the future." ”

Huang Lei laughed: "Peng Peng and his sister are both staying up late at night, and my sister is studying, Peng Peng, you are a little unmotivated." ”

Zhao Xin teased: "Peng Peng is also learning, but he is learning differently." But the time to stay up late is the same. ”

He Jun said with a smile: "Indeed, Peng Peng is studying online games, and his sister is academic. Peng Peng was very embarrassed by what they said, Zifeng came over to relieve the siege and said: "It's true that my brother is playing a game, but he has a play that is [Tennis Aristocrats] You can't play tennis here, you can only play in the game, so familiarize yourself with tennis in advance." ”

Sun Li praised: "Peng Peng, you really work hard, but pay attention to your body." Peng Peng smiled and nodded.

Wu Xin said to Zifeng: "Sister, you also have to pay attention to your body, studying is important, but you can't stay up late for a long time." ”

Huang Lei took out the majesty of the head of the mushroom house and preached: "Peng Peng and Zifeng, you are not in the mushroom house this month, but I will always pay attention to your situation, and you must adjust your work and rest this month." I don't want to see you stay up late next time in the mushroom house, do you remember it?" Peng Peng and Zi Feng hurriedly nodded in response.

Everyone came to the apple orchard, Sun Li and Wu Xin hadn't come to the apple orchard for a long time, and they rushed into the apple orchard excitedly and started playing.

Zhao Xin asked at this time: "Teacher Huang, how many fruits can we pick today?" Huang Lei thought for a while and said, "Then pick more, pass by the square in a while and sell some, and let's take the rest away." ”

He Jun agreed: "Yes, take it away, we can't just let Director Wang bully us, we should take some benefits." Huang Lei smiled and stretched out his thumb and said, "That's what I meant." After speaking, he walked to the camera and said provocatively: "Let you sell me 800 for a steak and 50 for a can of beer." Cut~ I'll take some more apples with me. After saying that, he turned around and hit the tree carelessly.

The amused crowd laughed, Huang Lei touched his forehead in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "There is a good saying, this person can't be shy, and if he goes too far, he will be like me." After that, he reached out and touched the apple tree and asked, "I didn't hurt you, did I? It was my fault just now, and I apologize to you." "Bowing and bowing is like worship.

He Jun covered his stomach and smiled: "Brother Lei, this is too ruthless, I will look for you when this tree dies next year!"

Sun Li wiped the corners of his eyes and said with a smile: "Teacher Huang, it's the first time I've seen you so cute." ”

Huang Lei suppressed his smile and said, "We should hurry up and put on gloves." Avoid becoming a sand art like that. Wu Xin was curious: "What's wrong with Shayi?" He Jun said with a smile: "Shayi came here to pick apples and was pricked by a caterpillar, you know the spicy man, it was that worm who made it." ”

When Sun Li heard that it was a foreign spicy, he shivered and said: "When I was a child, I was pricked by a foreign spicy child, and it felt painful and itchy. It's so uncomfortable!"

Huang Lei smiled and said, "Let's pay more attention, at this time, the foreign spicy people are changing their moults." Bring gloves and a hat. The crowd began to pick apples.

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Wang Ergou smiled: "I want to laugh when I think of Sha Yi~"

Chubby said: "I am called the Northeast Little White Dragon, and it is a thief 6 when I catch fish."

Tomorrow said: "The main thing is that it hurts its brain, I don't remember how to catch fish"

Qingfeng said: "The stalk of sand art will be spread, haha~"

Zi'er said: "I want to eat apples in the garden~"

The picture turns, the apple orchard

Everyone had already picked up the baskets they brought, and Huang Lei wiped his sweat and said, "That's it, go back and rest first." The people carried the baskets on their backs to the mushroom house.

The two little Shiba dogs in the mushroom house were on the bar with the ducks in the house, and the puppies kept pulling the duck cage, and the ducklings in the cage quacked ~ and barked non-stop.

Huang Lei came back with everyone and saw the two Shiba dogs frolicking in the duck cage, so He Jun ran over and hugged the two little Shiba dogs and smiled: "You two can't be obedient, can you be so lively every day." Huang Lei glanced at the puppy and said, "These two puppies are not worried about the wind, so they will go into the pot and have a fragrant meat hot pot." Sun Li said in horror: "Teacher Huang, you are too cruel, you have to eat such a cute dog." ”

Huang Lei smiled, "I said nonsense, I won't hurt them." Wu Xin and Zifeng came over and took the two puppies from He Jun's arms. Wu Xin touched the dog's head and smiled: "This dog is so cute, do they have a name?" Huang Lei thought for a while and said, "They don't have a name now, or they should start now." He Jun asked, "What's the name?"

Zhao Xin thought of the yearning for the earth in his previous life, so he hurriedly said: "One is called love to eat, and the other is called Xiaoou." Huang Lei nodded his eyes and said: "This name is good, the combination of English and Chinese, foreign and cute." Zi Feng asked Huang Lei, "Daddy Huang, who of them are the ones who love to eat and Xiao Ou?" Huang Lei pointed to the puppy in Zi Feng's arms and said, "Its name is Xiao Ou." The one in Wu Xin's arms is called love to eat. ”

Zi Feng touched Xiao Ou's head and asked, "Let's go for a month, what should we do with this dog and the duckling?" Wang Zhengyu shouted: "We will leave the staff to take care of it, if you want to raise it, you can also take it home, but you must take good care of them." ”

Huang Lei asked everyone: "Which of you will take it home to raise?" The three girls raised their hands, and He Jun smiled at a glance: "Do you have time to take care of the dog?" Sun Li and Wu Xin reluctantly put down their hands. Huang Lei looked at Zifeng and said with a smile: "Then let my sister raise it for a month first." Zi Feng jumped up excitedly.

Zhao Xin asked Huang Lei, "Teacher Huang, should we sell the apples first?" Huang Lei nodded and said, "Well, go sell the apples first, let's save a little more money." ”

Zhao Xin and Peng Peng went to the square to sell apples, and it was really right for the three women to play a scene, and the three women laughed and laughed in the pavilion. He Jun and Huang Lei went upstairs to pack their luggage so that they could leave tomorrow.