Chapter 285: Lift Your Facial Towel
I have to say that this woman's strength is extremely strong, when her knee hit Tang Yuan's back, Tang Yuan felt a sweet throat, and almost spurted out a mouthful of blood, he would definitely not be able to bear it if he went on like this, and if he took another four or five blows, it was estimated that he would be thrown off the horse.
Tang Yuan suddenly saw this woman's face towel, and the head of the house couldn't care about the pain in his back, fuck it, take advantage of it, thinking of this, he leaned down directly and kissed the woman.
However, the woman's face towel was very in the way, and he couldn't find the theme after kissing it for a long time, Tang Yuan was anxious, and regardless of the pain in his body, he directly bit off the face towel on the woman's face with his teeth.
When he saw the true face of Ren Lushan, he was completely stunned, beautiful, so beautiful, so beautiful, Tang Yuan felt that he was electrocuted, and his brain was directly short-circuited, such a person should not appear in the mortal world, this is obviously a fairy.
When Tang Yuan short-circuited, the woman didn't stop her knees, she still hit his back all at once, and the severe pain made Tang Yuan come back to his senses, there is no advantage, bastard! Leaned down again and kissed the woman's red lips.
The woman was scared, and she didn't care about attacking Tang Yuan with her knees anymore, and began to turn her head left and right, trying to avoid Tang Yuan's "attack", but how could she dodge? Men should be inherently superior in this regard, right?
In the end, it was accurately captured by Tang Yuan, this guy was not polite, he used all his life's learning, and this time the one who was electrocuted became a woman.
Time seemed to stand still for a moment, the woman stared at her big eyes that could see through the autumn water, looked at Tang Yuan without blinking, her expression was shocked, and after a while, she actually cried "wow", how can there be any master's demeanor?
Tang Yuan didn't pity the jade, and continued his own journey of taking advantage, this woman's lips were much sweeter than those mountain fruits, he didn't taste enough, in a trance, he felt that his kissing skills had improved dozens of times.
Just when he was enjoying himself, the woman used all her strength to knock him to the ground, and then she didn't attack, she quickly stood up and ran: "Tang Yuan, you are a disciple, I will definitely kill you." ”
Now Tang Yuan was in terrible pain, and he didn't get up, lying on the ground in a large shape, oh no, it should be said that it was in the shape of "Tai".
"Hahahaha..." Tang Yuan, who had been silent for a while, began to laugh, as if he had eaten Xuanmai, and he couldn't stop at all.
In the end, even tears burst out of his eyes, and he began to cough violently, coughing and coughing, and began to vomit blood, which was injured by the woman's knee just now, and he knew that the problem was not big, so he didn't stop laughing at all.
Goddess or fairy, so what? Don't you have to bow down under your jeans? The more Tang Yuan thought about it, the happier he became, and finally burst into tears of laughter.
"Tang Yuan, Tang Yuan, how are you?" Gan Ruoyi's anxious voice came.
Only then did he come back to his senses, hurriedly wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth, and sat up from the ground: "Wife, I'm fine, don't worry." ”
Gan Ruoyi quickly ran in front of him and threw herself directly into Tang Yuan's arms: "Woo... You scared me to death. ”
Tang Yuan could feel her mood and gently stroked her hair with his hand: "Silly girl, didn't we say that we would grow old together, how could I not keep the agreement? ”
Gan Ruoyi hugged Tang Yuan for a while before letting go of her hand, and began to check his whole body, and found that he was indeed not injured, so she completely relieved herself.
"Wife, do you want to continue playing in the mountains?" Tang Yuan asked with a smile, although that woman was powerful, but after being defeated by her own magic skills, it is estimated that she went back to regroup, so it should be safe in the mountains now.
How dare Gan Ruoyi still play in the mountains? her little head shook like a rattle, and immediately rejected his proposal, took Tang Yuan's hand and walked down the mountain, almost scared her to death just now.
During this period, Tang Yuan also asked if he didn't need to stew the leopard down the mountain, but Mr. Gan decisively refused, I don't know if this thing is a national-level protected animal, if it is reported, it is estimated that there will be trouble, of course, the pheasant still took it back.
Lunch was this delicious little pheasant, Tang Yuan needed to make up for it because he vomited several mouthfuls of blood, so he ate a lot of chicken and drank a few mouthfuls of soup before it was a thing.
After lunch, Tang Yuan helped clean up the dishes and chopsticks, and then chatted with the three of them for a while, then returned to his room, lay on the kang and began to look at it with a face towel in his hand.
This face towel was the one that the white-haired woman covered her face, and Tang Yuan could see that it was screaming, as if this face towel was the woman.
After a long time, he muttered: "What an interesting woman, hehe, I'm really looking forward to meeting you next time." ”
At the same time, in the presidential suite of a five-star hotel in Daqing City, a beautiful woman was sitting on the sofa in a daze, she couldn't imagine that a seemingly simple task would have such a change, the assassination was unsuccessful, and the face towel was taken off by others.
Of course, Tang Yuan didn't know these things at all, the village tyrant had collapsed, so he had nothing to do, he played chess with Gan Honglin after eating every day, this old man was a chess fan, and after knowing that he could play chess, he pestered Tang Yuan to play every day.
In fact, from his heart, he refused, you said that playing with his father-in-law, is it better to lose or win? Tang Yuan was in a dilemma, but he couldn't bear to discourage his enthusiasm, so he could only play with him.
Objectively speaking, Gan Honglin's chess skills are indeed good, but Tang Yuan has no brains, almost as wise as a demon, so his skills are nothing in Tang Yuan's eyes, but he can't be so obvious, so it's a little tiring to play.
"Honglin, don't pester Xiao Tang, let him and Ruoyi go out for a walk, it's the New Year the day after tomorrow, buy some New Year's goods or something?"
You play chess with Tang Yuan every day, and the little couple doesn't have time to be alone, how can this work?
Gan Honglin also understood what Xu Shuqin meant, although he was addicted, but in the end he forcibly held back: "Yes, that's it, Tang, you and Ruoyi go into the city in the afternoon to see what you need to buy, and your uncle will give you money." ”
Hearing this, Tang Yuan almost died of joy, it had been so long, except for the occasional little hand with Teacher Gan in the village, there was nothing left, which made him a young man with a strong blood, how could he be embarrassed? Now that the opportunity has come, if you go into the city and have no car at night, don't you have to live there? It's exciting to think about!
However, Tang Yuan is very good at being a person, and said with an embarrassed look: "Uncle, if I leave, who will accompany you to play chess?"
After listening to Tang Yuan's words, Gan Honglin called it a happy one, what is filial piety, this is it, and it is called a touched one in his heart: "Silly boy, didn't your uncle live like this when you didn't come? This is the New Year soon, buy new clothes to wear, go." After speaking, he signaled to Xu Shuqin and asked her to get money for Tang Yuan.
How could Tang Yuan ask for their money? After decisively refusing, he and Gan Ruoyi got on the motorcycle that went to the town...
When he arrived in Daqing City, it was almost dark, and the first thing Tang Yuan did was to book a room at the King's Landing Hotel, and then go out with Gan Ruoyi.
"Tang Yuan, do you have any bad thoughts in your head again?" Gan Ruoyi asked as she looked at Tang Yuan, who had a mean smile on her face the whole time.
"Wife, you've really wronged me, I'm thinking about what to buy you when I go to the mall tomorrow. Tang Yuan would not admit the dirty thoughts in his heart.
"Hmph, don't I know your little fancy intestines? Don't pretend in front of my eyes, tell you, you are not allowed to touch me tonight, my mother told me, the easier it is for men to get, the more they don't know how to cherish it. Teacher Gan didn't believe Tang Yuan's words at all, and said with a small face.
Tang Yuan was depressed, how could he, the old mother-in-law, educate her daughter like this?