Chapter 480: Perverted Crippled Mage

"Whew!"

Cheng Yun woke up a little earlier than usual today.

At this time, little Lori was carefully and attentively cleaning up the hairs left behind by his neck, putting them in a pile one by one, and preparing to put all these hairs into the small box.

Cheng Yun's awakening startled it a lot.

I saw that little Lori trembled suddenly, and she couldn't even care about the pile of hair, so she shrank back into her small bed and covered her head under the quilt.

Cheng Yun opened his eyes and let out a long hum, then sat up at the head of the bed, rubbed his head, and glanced at Little Lori's bed.

He seemed to have dreamed of the meeting between Changyao Daoist and General Li last night, and the two communicated for a long time, chatting about him, Yin Nuxia, and pot helmets...... It's just that the speed of time in the Mingchuan world doesn't seem to be equal to the earth's universe, and the difference is at least ten times.

I don't know if there is a big difference in the time flow rate between the Kunzhen world and the earth universe......

Cheng Yun was a little worried about the crappy mage.

Suddenly, he saw what appeared to be a handful of white hairs on the side of the pillow, neatly piled up, as if they had been pulled directly from some creature.

Cheng Yun shook his head and didn't say anything.

The little princess peeked into a blue eye through the gap in the quilt on the bed, peeking at himβ€”it probably thought that its eyes were not conspicuous at all.

Cheng Yun woke up, but he didn't wake up, his mind was still very confused, so he simply leaned on the head of the bed and took a nap.

One of the Snow Kings began to look at him boldly, occasionally glancing at the handful of hairs. It hesitated, wanting to quietly go over and destroy the evidence, but also fearing that a certain king of the universe would once again disobey common sense and catch it ready-made.

……

The day dawns earlier and earlier this season, and sometimes the sun comes out and the moon still hangs on the other side.

Yin Nuxia is now a big money, and she has confidence - she hurriedly went to the convenience store on the next street to buy a box of Sprite, not the kind of 24 cans, but the kind of promotional pack of 6 cans, barely a small box.

24 cans...... It's still a bit too extravagant.

Taking advantage of the fact that the station master was still not awake, she carried the six cans of Sprite straight to the roof of the building and sneaked around.

Dahua Erhua had noticed her approach a long time ago, and couldn't help but feel bad for a while.

It's closer, it's getting closer!

This human is coming for them!

Dahua was scared, but she couldn't run.

At this time, it noticed the Sprite promotional suit that Yin Nuxia was holding in her hand. Through the transparent plastic envelope, the green cans with strange shapes and drawings became clear to its eyes.

It seemed to remember something, shuddered, and looked up at the Yin woman who was close at hand: "You...... What do you want to do?"

Duang snapped, and Sprite was resting next to them.

Yin Nuxia looked at them condescendingly: "Hurry up and turn these sprites into sprite wine for me!"

Dahua looked aggrieved.

Yin Nuxia frowned, raised her wrist and glanced at the children's watch in her hand, feeling that the station master was about to wake up, so she accentuated her tone: "Hurry up, I have received your Sprite, and I will cover you in the future! When the stationmaster wakes up, I will pack you up, if you are obedient, I can not only give you a few kind words, but also secretly send you some fertilizer in the past few days!"

Dahua held back for a long time, and said weakly: "I want to tell the stationmaster......"

Erhua also held up the leaf and echoed: "Tell the stationmaster, tell the stationmaster!"

"Hey, you dare to sue!"

"Cheng!"

A snow-bright long sword appeared out of thin air and was carried by Yin Nuxia on her shoulder. Dahua Erhua shuddered and stared fearfully at the sword that made them a little familiar.

After a long time, Dahua said with tears: "Is it pretty......

……

When Yin Nuxia walked down the third floor with a mention of Sprite satisfied, she happened to meet the stationmaster who opened the door.

Wow!

Yin Nuxia immediately hid Sprite behind her, and across a long corridor, she greeted Cheng Yun with a smile: "It's good to stand up!"

Cheng Yun rubbed his eyes and said vaguely: "Morning, what are you hiding behind your back?"

Yin Nuxia said with a puzzled face: "What?

Cheng Yun glanced at the half-cut Sprite that was exposed behind her buttocks, and said helplessly: "I won't rob you of these fat house water...... Oh, by the way, why do I seem to see you coming down from the roof?"

Yin Nuxia was even more puzzled: "How can there be? I just came out of the room!"

Cheng Yun glanced in the direction she came from, and then turned his head to look at the eight-person room behind her: "Yes......"

Lady Yin refused to come any closer when she was still five meters away from him, hiding Sprite 'firmly' behind her and looking at him with blank eyes.

Cheng Yun was a little puzzled and walked towards her.

Yin Nuxia immediately became a little unnatural: "Stationmaster, where are you going?" ”

"I know, I just came out of the room. I'll go upstairs for a bit. ”

"What are you doing upstairs? ”

"I'll put those two flowers in wine. ”

"Bubble ...... The word "soaking wine ......" made Lady Yin's expression even more unnatural, and she didn't even know what to say, "Then you, you...... Why are you going upstairs to me?"

"It's a staircase over here!"

"I ...... It turns out that my side is a staircase. ”

"Did you forget about it as soon as you left?"

"Oh hehehe...... I don't have a good memory. ”

Yin Nuxia stared at Cheng Yun tightly, turned her body to follow his movements, and kept facing him, hiding the Sprite in her hand behind her. Whenever Cheng Yun looked down, it would cause her to be nervous.

In the end, Cheng Yun walked by her side and didn't say anything.

Lady Yin breathed a long sigh of relief, and immediately turned around, continued to face Cheng Yun, and slowly retreated.

It wasn't until she saw Cheng Yun walking around the corner that she slipped back into her room and hid the Sprite in a small cabinet like a treasure.

Sitting on the bed, she looked like she was devastated for the rest of her life: "The station master shouldn't have found out, otherwise my image will be ruined......"

She also raised her left hand and looked at her children's watch: "However, the station master got up early today." ”

About twenty minutes later, Yin Nuxia, who had wandered through the rivers and lakes alone, was not afraid of heaven and earth, and was only afraid of ghost movies, finally came to her senses, and walked out with courage, just in time to see the station master cooking in the small kitchen.

She swallowed and asked, "What about the two flowers?"

"I've got it up. ”

"They...... Didn't say anything?"

"Didn't say anything important. Cheng Yun said lightly.

"Oh, that's good, that's good. Yin Nuxia stroked her heavy chest with her hand and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Little Lori, who was squatting on the stove, looked at her suspiciously, thought for a moment, and a touch of disdain flashed in her eyes - what a stupid human being!

Just then, the little mage walked in.

He glanced at Yin Nuxia and Little Lori, put the paper of a notebook directly on the stove, and said, "Stationmaster, help me buy these materials again!"

Before Cheng Yun could react, Xiao Lori immediately got up and jumped over, held down the paper with a snap of a small paw, and looked down carefully. It seemed to want to see what was going on here.

"Poof! A little thing that can't speak, and still wants to read and write!

"Hah!!" little Lori glared at the stupid human who laughed at her. But after looking at the contents of the paper, it confirmed that it was indeed a ghost drawing called a character that it did not recognize, and not some picture. It made it a little depressed insideβ€”

It really doesn't know words, and that stupid human knows words.

Little Lori helplessly raised her little paws.

Yin Nuxia pulled out the paper with a brush, and looked at the paper with a sense of superiority. But looking at it, she couldn't help frowning. A moment later, when she wanted to put the paper down as if nothing happened, she met the little Lori.

Yes, this little thing is staring at her!

And the little thing seemed to see something in her face, and a hint of mockery gradually appeared in her eyes.

What a clever little thing!

This woman has such a ...... Ahh

Yin Nuxia still couldn't put down this piece of paper after all, but continued to look down-

Caltrop;

Black henbane;

minnow;

……

Lao Tzu only knows fish......

Lady Yin's face began to feel a little wrong, but she couldn't admit defeat in front of this little thing, so she pretended to be relaxed and said, "Oh, it's all strange things, nothing to look at!"

She put the paper down, her face as usual.

Little Lori was very disdainful: "Woo~"

Cheng Yun glanced down and found that he could only read half of some words, and wondered, "Chinese medicine?"

The little mage nodded and said, "There are some Chinese medicinal herbs, there are also some small creatures that are difficult to see, and there are also some minerals. I've checked it and I can buy it. ”

Yin Nuxia frowned and asked, "What are you buying these things for?"

"Make potions!"

"Elixir?"

"yes, I'm a minor in pharmacy, so I can't waste my studies, right?"

"Oh, what potion?"

"Some amazing potions. ”

"What kind of magical potion?" Yin Nuxia was a little interested.

"Wait!" the little mage walked out, and in about half a minute he returned, holding several clear glass test tubes, each containing a different color and mysterious-looking potion.

"These are the potions I've made these days!"

"Eh......" Yin Nuxia was a little stunned.

"It's only called Beauty Elixir. The little mage pointed to a pink potion, like peach blossom wine, which was still bubbling inside.

"Can you become a beauty after drinking?" Yin Nuxia's eyes lit up.

"No, it's because after drinking it, all the body hair will fall out except for the hair, and it will become smooth and slippery. That's why it's called a beauty potion. ”

"What the hell...... "The corners of Yin Nuxia's mouth twitched.

"Huh?"

"Don't worry, many beauty-loving girls go to great lengths to shave their leg hair, arm hair, or other body hair. But after using this potion, you don't have to worry about these problems anymore, because the body hair except for the top of the head will automatically fall off, cough cough, and never grow back. ”

"Woo!?"

Little Lori stared at the human spellcaster in a daze, and for the first time felt that this human was afraid that he was a pervert.

Hair loss......

Only the head is left......

It's scary to think about!

Then the little mage pointed to another green potion: "This one is called Animal Friends, and after drinking it, it will increase the intimacy between the critter and you." It is especially effective for those who go out and are often bitten by dogs. ”

"This is called Skinny Medicine, also known as a foodie savior, you can eat without getting fat after drinking it......"

"This one has a lot of little stars in it called the Deep Sea Star, and drinking it can enhance your breath-holding time in the sea......"

"This Purple ......"

"Well, isn't it amazing?

"Look you're all stunned, it's not that exaggerated!" the little mage was a little proud.