The living room was a mess, the floor was full of wine bottles, and a handsome young man was lying on the sofa.

An alarm clock broke the silence of the living room, and the handsome young man seemed to be alarmed by the alarm clock, and turned over on the sofa, "poof" The handsome young man fell to the ground and woke up in pain, rubbed his head and stood up from the ground and whispered: "It hurts, why did I fall off the bed again?" The young man touched his chin with his right hand and pondered: "Is it because I like the ground too much?" No, it should be the ground that likes me because I am handsome" After speaking, he stroked his hair with both hands and posed in a handsome pose.

At this time, the handsome young man saw where he was, and he suddenly exclaimed: "Oh! What about my laptop? I remember yesterday I was coding words, and I drank a bottle of beer without inspiration." What's wrong with me... I—" A feeling of pain raged in his mind, and he hugged his head and crouched on the ground and groaned.

A memory that didn't belong to him appeared in his mind, it turned out that he had hung up, and his soul wore to the parallel world to possess this handsome young man, and this handsome young man was a cross talk actor, because his girlfriend broke up and his feelings were hurt, he drank too much and hung up, and he just happened to be possessed by his soul.

His name is Qin Yan, a person who writes novels on Earth, and the handsome young man named Zhao Xin is a cross talk actor who has just graduated from school.

Qin Yan was very surprised, and muttered: "This is impossible, everything written in the novel is fictional, and it is impossible for me to encounter this kind of crossing thing." Stretching out his hand to his face is a slap in the face, Qin Yan exclaimed in pain: "Ah! it really hurts" rubbed his face and said in frustration: "It seems that I really crossed over, hey~ My novel has not been updated yet, I guess readers will scold me, right?"

It was found that the host had woken up and started loading system files...... 1%…… 30%…… 70%…… 98%…… 100% loaded!Welcome to the host to use the exclusive cheat system version of the traversal!

Qin Yan wondered: "What's the matter?Goldfinger?system" patted his head and said in surprise: ", this is my plug-in, are you in the system?"

[The system is scanning the current world...... The scan successfully detected that it is a parallel world, and the system is being updated...... The update was successful...... The system was upgraded to the Joy Master system. ]

System: "Do you have any questions about the host?"

Qin Yan said excitedly: "I want to go back!" System: "Unfortunately, the host can't go back, your father has already cremated you and buried you." ”

Qin Yan was stunned and muttered, "I... There's no going back... Qin Yan thought of his father and hurriedly asked the system: "Then is my father okay?" The system said: "Because there is a big time gap between the two worlds, you have just crossed over, and two years have passed since your father's place." Your father has been doing well in the past two years, your father is very sad and sad when you just passed away, thanks to your aunt who pulled him out of pain, now your father has married your aunt, your aunt is pregnant, she has been pregnant for 7 months, the child in her belly is a boy, and your father named the child in her belly Qin Yan. ”

Qin Yan choked up with tears streaming down his face at this time: "That's okay, my father didn't remarry for me, and now that I married my aunt and has a child, I don't have any extravagant hopes, I just hope that my father can live a good life for the rest of his life." ”

The system said: "Yes, do you know how you died?" Qin Yan was stunned for a moment and said, "I just drank a bottle of beer, and I don't know the rest."

The system said: "The orchid beer you drank, their beer machine malfunctioned, and they made a small and a half inferior beer, although most of it was recovered, but a few bottles were not found." You were lucky enough to drink the last bottle, and after a police investigation, it was found that the cause of your death was caused by Orchid Beer, and the Orchid Distillery also confessed and compensated your family 2 million. Your father has this money, and you can rest assured. ”

Qin Yan wiped away the tears on his face, showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said, "Am I repaying my father's nurturing kindness?" But I don't want to be like this, I want to accompany my father. ”

At this time, the phone rang, Qin Yan was shocked to see the mobile phone on the living room table, and he didn't dare to answer it inexplicably, so he stood in place and watched until the phone stopped ringing and the screen went black.

Qin Yan breathed a sigh of relief, but the phone rang again...... Qin Yan hesitated a few times, plucked up the courage to pick up the mobile phone on the table, and when he was about to answer the mobile phone, the other end hung up again. Qin Yan looked at the phone with the black screen and wanted to check who called, but what was the password?

Qin Yan gave himself a slap and thought: "It's so stupid, this phone is unlocked with fingerprints at a glance" Qin Yan pressed the unlock button with the thumb of his right hand, prompting that the password was wrong, Qin Yan recalled Zhao Xin's memory in his mind, and realized that this product was unlocked with the little finger of his left hand.

Qin Yan shouted in his heart: ", talent!" He hurriedly unlocked the phone with the little thumb of his left hand, and saw that there were seventeen missed calls, and the most was the name of the master's phone, there were twelve misses. When Qin Yan saw the word master, some pictures flashed in his mind, it was an old man explaining the origin of cross talk to him.

But before he could finish reading the memory screen, the phone rang again, and a call came on the screen~~~ Master!

Qin Yan was inexplicably scared in his heart, he stabilized his mind, answered the phone and said, "Hey?" on the other end of the phone: "You stinky boy! Why are you doing that? Now that you are out of school, you are bold, let me tell you! Even if you become a giant in the cross talk world, I am still your master." Why don't you say it?

Qin Yan originally wanted to hang up, maybe this master was strict with his predecessor Zhao Xinjiao, and he said unconsciously in his mouth: "How can Master, even if I become a superstar in the world, I must provide for you in old age!"

Qin Yan said in his heart: ", what did I do just now? I can say something like that?" The system said: "That's the subconscious of the predecessor body speaking, the host doesn't need to worry, you have perfectly fused with this body." Just go on."

The other end of the phone scolded with a smile: "You stinky boy! You are capable, and you are a superstar in the world, you can become famous in the cross talk industry by your own skills, old man, I will take out the drunken hometown that I have treasured for 30 years for you to taste." ”

Qin Yan learned Zhao Xin's tone and smiled: "This is what you always say" The other end of the phone said with a smile: "I said, if you can do it, I will give it to you, okay, I have an important thing to tell you." ”

Qin Yan was stunned for a moment and said, "What's the matter?" on the other end of the phone: "You are out of school, old man, I know that you kid has the intention to be a star, so I found you a variety show, do you know Huang Lei and He Jun?" Qin Yan sighed in his heart: "Could it be the variety show "Longing for Life" in the previous life?" Qin Yan smiled: "I know them, the big names in the entertainment industry." ”

The other end of the phone said: "You know, it's good, a few days ago Huang Lei invited me to their variety show as a flying guest, this show is a new variety show cooperated by Huang Lei and Shonan Sunshine TV, I don't want to move when I'm old, I will introduce you to Huang Lei, Huang Lei gave you a resident guest qualification after thinking about it." ”

Qin Yan was very excited, how hot was the life he longed for in his previous life? After filming for 3 seasons in a row, good products are like a tide! For an ordinary writer, it is simply the Himalayas {high above the sky}

He shook his little hand and said excitedly, "Master, is this true?" The other end of the phone smiled and said, "Your master will lie to you kid? This is true! Huang Lei asked you to go to his studio to find him. Don't embarrass the old man, you kid. ”

Qin Yan smiled and said: "Don't worry, thank you Master for worrying about me" The other end of the phone laughed and scolded: "Stinky boy, you are my apprentice, who am I not for you?" That's it, old man, I'm going to play chess with Lao Yang" After speaking, he hung up the phone

Qin Yan's mind was a little messy, he didn't accept Zhao Xin's identity in his heart, he always felt that he was still Qin Yan, but Qin Yan had already hung up, he was now Zhao Xin, and he was very entangled in his heart.

"Host, you can't contradict your current identity like this, you know? {Dad didn't take good care of you in this life, if there is an afterlife, I hope you can be reborn in a rich family and live a peaceful life.} }

The system continued, "This is your afterlife, only a few years late {22 years late}. The host should accept it {if you don't accept me, this system will be invalid}"

Qin Yan came to the bathroom with the memory in his mind, looked at a handsome and unfamiliar face and pondered for a long time, thinking about a lot of previous things in his heart, he took a deep breath and said to the mirror: "I will be you in the future, Zhao Xin!" The system said: "That's right, host, you have a big gift package, do you want to open it?"

The new Zhao Xin turned on the water dragon and washed his face and said: "Open it" The system prompts {The host obtains Li Xiaolong!Kung Fu Jeet Kune Do inheritance, obtains advanced cross talk skills, intermediate cooking skills, and the secret skills of the original world jokes. }

Zhao Xin was stunned, Li Xiaolong, a legend in the kung fu world, created his own Jeet Kune Do {block the opponent's fist, intercept the opponent's coming punch}, how can getting his inheritance make Zhao Xin calm down.

Zhao Xin said excitedly: "How can I use these things in the system?" The system said: "The system will automatically instill in my mind, please prepare the host, it may be a little painful"

Zhao Xin put away the excitement on his face, took a deep breath and said, "Come on!" A stream of heat entered Zhao Xin's mind, and he squatted on the ground with his head in pain. After a while, Zhao Xin reluctantly stood up, and he smiled with a pale and bitter smile: "This name of the system is a little painful? System ...........

The system said: "I'm sorry, I forgot that the host is an ordinary person" Zhao Xin ignored the system and began to try the Jeet Kune Do in his mind, he felt as if he had practiced for many years, and he didn't feel rusty at all.

He found that his physical strength had greatly improved, and asked the system suspiciously: "What's the matter with my body?" The system said: "Deliberately strengthen it, otherwise the host will not be able to withstand the power of Jeet Kune Do." Zhao Xin then asked, "What does that original world joke secret technique mean?"

The system said: "This world is a parallel world, the original world has it, but this world does not necessarily have it. For example, movies are not as famous as those who are famous, TV series only have some anti-R dramas and Qing Dynasty dramas, and songs only have a few classics. Anime is also just the usual children's cartoons. Famous novels are also not as good as the quality of previous lives. This world is relegated to the original world. I can tell you you can be on this wave too!"

Zhao Xin was speechless, what is a wave~ This is obviously the best era that God gave me.

Zhao Xin figured out these things and sorted out his future nest well. Not to mention, Zhao Xin was actually a local tyrant in the past, his parents were national researchers, and he didn't know what he was studying, anyway, the family was very rich, but sadly when Zhao Xin was a child, his parents participated in a confidential experiment and died in an explosion. He lived with his master and only moved back to his home when he became an adult. A tyrant, single, handsome and fleshy person would actually be dumped by a woman.