Chapter 1010: Leap Year Leap Month, Strange Babies Appear in the Land of Great Evil
The expressions of the reincarnation couple were extremely exaggerated, but it was a pity that Liu Shiba's mind ran out halfway, and the rest was left behind the back of the head. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
He didn't see reincarnation puffing out his eyes, lying on the black earth of the dimensional space and vomiting.
Liu Shiba's eyebrows and eyes were full of smiles for the rest of his life, and his head was still swaying on both sides, as if he knew housework very well.
He pinched the dirty parts with two fingers, rubbing back and forth between the black and yellow parts, back and forth......
"Huhuhu......"
While rubbing, Liu Shibai also puffed out his cheeks and blew a few times, and the dust was drifting, and there was a sauerkraut smell similar to that of the Northeast.
"Look, Ash Puff is working? You're still smacking my lips, isn't it dirty?"
"What is this, sauerkraut?"
Liu Shibai said half a sentence and was still unsatisfied, and spit out a few bubbles of saliva to moisten the black and yellow stained parts.
Qin Da's eyes began to blink vigorously, and he said softly:
"Head! This is not a handkerchief, it's a mask that Xiao Wu sewed for me, and I wiped it ...... you."
"You know, isn't it the one who wiped my mouth? Or is it on the mouth? Isn't it? Is it on the forehead?
Hehe, Qin Da, look, I put a mask on my forehead, don't I look like a pilot?"
Qin Da couldn't cry or laugh, his face was solemn, and he glared loudly to complete the words that he hadn't finished just now:
"Fart-stock!"
This mask is on the head, it really looks like Aunt Cuihua's two white flesh......
Tut-tut, shhhhh
Liu Shibai squinted, pulled off the mask, looked back and forth, and simply put it on his face, and said with an urn sound:
"This image is good, and it is instantly marked. ”
Qin Da's eyes looked past Liu Eighteen, and then over the half-human-high cyan stone behind him, and looked back......
"Broken ......"
Qin Da held back two words, and his eyes froze.
"Tut-tut, look at Aunt Cuihua, now she is the same water spirit as the eldest girl, do you dare to believe that she is a sixty-year-old aunt?
I remember that when my grandfather was alive, he always took me to climb the window, and when we were found, he ran away.
Aunt Cuihua, stepping down the two bushes of black oily leg hair, fluttering and fluttering, she is not ambiguous in scolding......"
Suddenly out of danger, Liu Shibai was in a particularly comfortable mood and was extraordinarily high-spirited.
Qin Da was frozen in his hands and feet, and he was stunned!
He was really speechless, because he was the stupidest and couldn't really interject......
At this time, quietly, by the bushes behind Liu Shiba, a small group of black and oppressive figures quietly gathered......
They were the rest of Liu Shiba's party, including Mrs. Huan, and the forty-six soldiers who seemed to be soft noodles brought by Meng Tianfang were all here!
Everyone, guessing that Qin Da didn't return, must have found something, so they all followed the mark left by Qin Da and found it!
As soon as he appeared, he happened to meet Qin Da and Liu Shibai arguing about a mask, so tender and sweet......
It's just that everyone is the same as Liu Shiba, and they didn't notice anything unusual-not unusual.
The only thing that makes the corners of people's mouths twitch is Liu Shiba's high-minded talk, which involves the taboo of an old heart and an ageless face!
It was a big beautiful woman—no! it was a sixty-year-old, an old beauty.
Li Ergou and Cuihua looked at each other, their expressions at this time were even stranger, as if it was not Cuihua's anger after being pulled alive, but another, was it joy?
Joy is a small expression, and there is a greater joy in it, with a breath of: sad and indignant?
As if cooperating, the mentality of the old-fashioned Li Ergou and the enchanting Cuihua, between the originally windless mountain woods, a whirlwind suddenly blew.
The whirlwind folded the roll and rose to the sky......
"Whoa—"
In an instant, the sky turned to dark, as if the sky was cracking, and five thunders thundered to the top, shaking the spires of some tall cypress trees around, and a trace of fire appeared!
Liu Shiba's brain, the next moment after all, he always felt that the smell of sauerkraut on the mask was not enough to describe, more like the smell of stinky salted fish......
The ghost made a god stick out his tongue and lick it, and he tasted it for a second, then suddenly turned his head to look at Qin Da, and said strangely:
"Qin Da, what did you just say?
Qin Da didn't know what to say, he pointed blankly behind Liu Shiba......
Liu Shibai felt strange, struggled to stand up half of his body, and after raising his eyes, his expression instantly froze......
Aunt Cuihua's face was pale, and she gritted her teeth and said:
"The old lady answered you instead of Qin Da, is this a thing?"
Liu Shibai had a ghost in his heart, secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and Shanshan stood down and shook the yellow and black mask in his hand.
This indication is very easy!
Liu 18 seems to be proving with his actions, you see, it's okay? I didn't say anything, did I?
Cuihua's gaze finally saw up close what was in Liu Shiba's hand.
It's a mask, yes!
However, this is Aunt Cuihua's Jiang Jiang, a piece that has just been used for less than two hours......
Later, Qin Da squatted in the old place where Aunt Cuihua threw the bomb, and touched his hand pocket, empty!
A piece of snow-white on the side, first picked it up and wiped it, and then looked at it angrily, isn't it my lost mask?
It's thick black and black, and there's a lump of yellow and white that I just wiped myself, and as for the black one, God knows what it's about?
But this thing is soft! Plus it was given to him by Xiao Wu, and Qin Da was reluctant to throw it away, so he picked it up and kicked it into his arms.
It's hot in my arms, and it's crusting!
In the end, Liu Eighteen had a stomach trouble, and was taken out by Qin Dazhong again, ready to save Liu Eighteen......
Who knows, Liu Shibai used it as a towel, wiping his mouth, face, and sweat, but he just didn't wipe the sitting......
"Boom!"
Weak! Really weak, Liu Shiba's eyes darkened, and he fell directly to the ground.
He didn't faint, but he was so embarrassed, and it was better to feel dizzy than awake!
At this time, Li Ergou looked at Liu Shibai and sighed:
"Eighteen is fine! I just went to take a look around, this place is really weird, with a long name!"
Qin Da said solemnly:
"Oh?"
Cuihua twisted Li Ergou and said angrily:
"Sell off?"
"Don't!"
Li Ergou beckoned his hand to stop it, but in fact, it was empty, and the one still twisted the moist meat on his waist!
'Hiss, hurts......'
Li Ergou grinned and cursed, and said softly:
"This place is the Han River on the border of Hubei, it is said that there is a place called Landscape Ditch on the shore of the Han River, where we stand, this mountain depression is called - the old crow's mouth!"
Liu Eighteen, who was pretending to be dizzy on the ground, got up with a grunt, and said incredulously:
"Old crow's mouth, which year, Uncle Ergou, you asked Mu You?"
Li Ergou raised one hand, spread out his two fingers, and said softly:
"Today, it's 1982, leap year leap month ......"
Cuihua's anger is still there, and she doesn't have a good air:
"Hmph! When the great yin is a fierce place, the ghost yin is under the ghost yin, and the ghost is born. ”
Liu Shibai waved his hand lightly and said:
"Who of us can give birth, there is no such thing!"
Before the words were finished, the reincarnation in the dimensional space said nervously:
"I didn't finish talking just now, a bad thing and a good thing, the bad thing is that the dozens of survivors of the shadow killing of them did not survive the teleportation array, and all of them disappeared. ”
Liu Shibai was shocked, and secretly said that it was not good: the wife of reincarnation can give birth!
"And what—what about the good?"
Reincarnation pretended to be relaxed:
"That, the coffin that was thrown in, didn't it contain a half-cut corpse, did it? Just as she was passing through the teleportation array, she actually squeezed out a lump of meat.
Zhen Huan and I looked like they were a child, and she had just given birth to a ......"
As if he hadn't finished speaking, Samsara added in a low voice:
"That half of the female corpse, the last breath called three words, it is your name, boss, Liu Eighteen!"
Liu Shiba's eyes were dark, and he fell to the sky!
Now he's real, not fake.
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See you tomorrow! Ask for a monthly ticket, Liu Shibai cried, quack!
(End of chapter)