Chapter 368: The Taste of Dog Shit Mixed with Water
Qin Lang knew the way to treat it, but he definitely wouldn't tell Dongfang Yu.
He quietly controlled his true qi to walk in Dongfang Changxiong's body, pinched the fingers of Dongfang Changxiong's right hand, and flicked it a few times from time to time, so that Dongfang Yu, who was guarding him next to him, felt that he was treating his illness well.
In fact, Dongfang Yu would never know that this was just Qin Lang's trickery.
Because Dongfang Changxiong got this humanoid rabid rabies, there is no need for special treatment at all.
It is similar to "lost mind", but it does not mean that the patient's mind will be permanently insane.
In fact, it can heal on its own. Of course, Qin Lang didn't know the specific reason, because "Xuan Qingzi" had not studied it specifically.
However, in the memory of "Xuan Qingzi", it is indeed clear about this disease, as long as you wait, the impact of the psychological stimulation that the patient receives will gradually subside.
"Xuan Qingzi" estimates that it will take about half a month.
Specific to Dongfang Changxiong, that is, Dongfang Changxiong's condition will first worsen, and his behavior will become more and more similar to that of a mad dog, but when the condition seems to be the most severe, it will immediately subside, and until it is completely recovered.
To put it bluntly, there is no need for him to govern, Dongfang Changxiong will get better by himself.
It is precisely because this disease can be cured on its own, which may be the main reason why many doctors are helpless, Qin Lang estimates that with the energy of the Dongfang family, there will definitely be no less than ten famous doctors who can be moved, but no one can find the cause of the disease.
Speaking of which, I really should thank these doctors, otherwise, it would not be my turn to see Dongfang Changxiong.
"I can probably see the situation. ”
Qin Lang finally said, waiting for Dongfang Yudu to die of anxiety.
"Is there a way to cure it?" Dongfang Yu hurriedly asked.
Qin Lang saw that Dongfang Yu was so anxious, which showed that he still cared about his son Dongfang Changxiong, so to speak, every father is like this to his children.
But Qin Lang would not think that Dongfang Yu was a good person because of this.
If it's done, it has to be continued.
"It can be cured. ”
Qin Lang said unhurriedly, "To be specific, there are two methods. ”
"You say, I'll choose which one to use. When Dongfang Yu heard that Dongfang Changxiong's illness could be cured, he immediately put his mind at ease and began to put on a lofty posture towards Qin Lang again.
In Dongfang Yu's opinion, he paid such a large sum of money to Qin Lang as a reward, so it was also appropriate to give Qin Lang a few commands.
Seeing Dongfang Jade's posture, Qin Lang felt even more at ease about the whole Dongfang Jade.
"The first method is for me to use silver needles to perform simple acupuncture in acupuncture, and the second method is to let your son take the right medicine without moving the needles. ”
"The first method should work faster. Dongfang Yu quickly made a choice, "Then you use the first method." ”
Qin Lang said in his heart, what you said is light, and I don't want to think about why I said both methods, is it for you to choose for free?
Dongfang Yu has a lot of experience in the end, and as soon as he said it, he also thought of the same thing, so he turned to ask: "You sue me for these two methods, there should be conditions, right?"
Since Dongfang Yu took the initiative to bring it up, Qin Lang was naturally anxious, and he said calmly: "The first method, within ten minutes after the needle is applied, Dongfang Changxiong's illness will be cured immediately, but you don't need me to tell the reason, you should also know how much energy it will cost me." I can completely ignore the first method and sue you directly for the second method, and you should be able to guess the reason. ”
"Want money again?" Dongfang Yu mentioned "money", and his face instantly turned ugly.
Qin Lang snapped his fingers: "That's right!"
"If I insist on using the second method, as long as I can cure the disease, then I will complete the task, and I will still be able to take away 10 million honorarium. ”
Qin Lang's words made Dongfang Yu unable to refute, and he asked, "Then you can say the second method." ”
He knew that if he added money, he was afraid that the amount would not be very small. The more money he gave to Qin Lang, the bigger it hit him, and he didn't want to send money to the enemy anymore.
The kind of thing that uses his own money to enrich the pockets of his enemies makes him want to die.
"Do you really want to hear it?" Qin Lang laughed playfully.
Dongfang Yu realized that the second method was only a very damaging method, but if he didn't listen to it, he would definitely be very unwilling, so he said angrily: "You say!"
"Dongfang Changxiong's illness needs to be treated accordingly. The second method is to keep him with eight to ten female dogs, and he will be cured of the disease by drinking at least five liters of water every day, and drinking at least five liters of water every day. Qin Lang looked at it and said seriously.
Qin Lang estimated that Dongfang Changxiong would be sick for about four days, and the disease would be cured automatically in half a month, so he asked the second method to last for eleven days, just in time for Dongfang Changxiong to recover, and naturally there would be no flaws.
But Dongfang Yu listened to this so-called treatment, and his lungs were about to explode!
"Qin Lang, you're playing with Lao Tzu, right?"
Which kind of treatment is this, dog shit is swallowed with water, the key is to have something with the female dog, and at least eight?
"Do you think I'm joking?" Qin Lang raised his face and asked rhetorically.
"Then you explain clearly!" Without understanding the reason for the cure, Dongfang Yu would not believe that such a strange method could be effective.
"Yin and yang merge, transfer instincts. Qin Lang gave his own nonsense eight-character motto.
"What do you mean?" Dongfang Yu still felt that this was nonsense.
"Your son's illness is the same as a mad dog?" Qin Lang asked.
Although he was not happy, Dongfang Yu could only admit it.
"Is your son male? I mean, when he gets sick, to be specific, it's like a male mad dog going crazy?"
Dongfang Yuyou had no choice but to nod.
The male mad dog is crazy, and his instinct is to attack people, but if he is given a chance to vent, he will gradually transfer this instinct. The combination of yin and yang is not only to transfer this instinct, but more importantly, it can combine and expel the toxins that cause madness. ”
"For example, in a martial arts film, if a man is poisoned, or a woman is poisoned, what is the antidote at this time? ”
Dongfang Yu stopped talking. Although he knew that what Qin Lang said was mysterious, and there was no way to test the authenticity of the school, but the disease itself was mysterious enough, otherwise if so many doctors were invited, there would be no progress?
Qin Lang struck while the iron was hot and said, "This method doesn't look reliable, but it's the only one that's useful. ”
"Then what kind of shit is mixed with water? There is also a basis for this?" Dongfang Yu asked.
Seeing Dongfang Yu say this, Qin Lang knew that Dongfang Yu generally believed in his treatment, but there were still some suspicions that he was spoofing revenge.
"I was talking about medication before, although the name of dog shit is a little ugly, but the feces are all the same, and most of the things are undigested, like the "Wilderness Survival" column, and also told us that when we can't find food in the forest, we can eat animal feces to get some nutrients and energy, and a certain ingredient in dog feces, mixed with water, can help your son, it's as simple as that. ”
When Qin Lang said it, even he felt disgusted, and it was estimated that after Dongfang Yu heard it, he knew that this method would be used on his son, and most of them would not be able to accept it.
"What you said is the truth, but how do I know that you didn't mean to fix us?" Dongfang Yu touched his throat, disgusted by the taste of dog shit mixed with water.
"If you use this method, don't you know?" Qin Lang asked rhetorically.
"Hmph, what you said is equivalent to saying in vain, knowing that I won't let my son undergo this kind of dirty treatment!" Dongfang Yu said angrily.
Qin Lang spread his hands: "Then there is no way, you can only choose the first method." ”
Qin Lang then thought of something again, and added: "By the way, I forgot to tell you, using the first method, after I finish applying the needle, you need to immediately fill your son with a kilogram of dog shit and water after stirring the solution, and your son can fully recover after ten minutes." ”
In the past, Dongfang Changxiong forced Daohu to deal with him, and instructed Daohu to get twenty kilograms of urine and wanted to pour it into him to drink, although in the end, all the urine was drunk by Daohu's people, but it didn't mean that Qin Lang forgot about this stubble.
Now there is an opportunity to let Dongfang Changxiong personally taste the upgraded version of feces, urine and water, and say that he has to achieve his goal.
"What, this method should be like this?" Dongfang Yu was furious and jumped like thunder.
That's very scary, but it can't scare Qin Lang.
Qin Lang said unhurriedly: "For special diseases, you have to use unconventional means. What's more, the second method is to take it for more than ten days in a row, which is only one kilogram, which is already too much. ”
Dongfang Yu glared at Qin Lang fiercely, and said in his heart that even if it was saved, wouldn't his son still have to eat shit?
But after thinking about it, compared to the unacceptability of the second method, even if the first method is not good, it can only be accepted head-on.
"Okay, I'll choose the first option. Dongfang Yu said.
Qin Lang was not surprised by this answer at all, he stretched out two fingers, "Increase the price by two million." ”
Dongfang Yu's body is crumbling! Nima, and the lion opened his mouth, and it was two million!
Qin Lang crossed Erlang's legs and sat leisurely on the chair, not in a hurry at all.
Dongfang Yutie's face was blue, and after ten seconds of silence, he finally stepped on the floor heavily and walked out angrily.
"Here's two million!" Three minutes later, Dongfang Yu threw a bag onto the table.
After Qin Lang waited for Officer Xiao Liu to take away the money and keep it temporarily, he picked up the acupuncture box he had brought over.
"Don't say anything, disturb me, and do it at your own risk. ”
"Also, go and prepare the shit immediately, it must be a bitch's, hot and cold, half a pound of shit, a pound and a half of water, stir well, and get ready. ”
Qin Lang sat at the head of the bed, didn't even look at Dongfang Yu, Leng Bangbang said.
Dongfang Yu was depressed and felt aggrieved like never before!
Qin Lang used True Qi, cooperated with the "Heavenly Medicine Acupuncture Method", and according to the treatment method in the memory of "Xuan Qingzi", acupunctured specific acupuncture points, and completed the acupuncture action within three minutes.
However, in this process, Qin Lang gave a few more needles, which were distributed in Dongfang Changxiong's abdomen and thighs, and there was another "wonderful use".
Of course, because there are other acupuncture points that also need to be acupunctured in this area, anyone who studies his acupuncture process will not see that he has done something to Dongfang Changxiong.
"Okay, I'm done applying the needle, you start pouring medicine into Dongfang Changxiong. ”
Qin Lang put away the silver needle and walked away from the bed, making room for Dongfang Yu to feed Dongfang Changxiong "good things".
Dongfang Yu didn't dare to let the housekeeper know about this, so he could only do it himself. He picked up the kettle that he usually used to boil water at home, and he didn't dare to look at the black floating objects and yellow and black liquids in the kettle, and covered his nose with his other hand, not daring to smell the stench of dog shit.
Qin Lang was on the side, enjoying the show.
Dongfang Yu pried open Dongfang Changxiong's mouth, put the spout into Dongfang Changxiong's mouth, mixed the dog shit with water, and irrigated it into Dongfang Changxiong's mouth.
A full kilogram of stinky dog shit was added with water, and Dongfang Yu spent five minutes, and finally poured it all into Dongfang Changxiong's mouth.
Dongfang Changxiong, who was in a coma, also made a hiccup sound, and seemed to enjoy the taste of shit, which made Qin Lang laugh.
Dongfang Yu threw away the kettle, looking at Dongfang Changxiong's body, the pillow next to him, and the sheets, all of which were dirty shit and crumbs, feeling embarrassed today, and feeling like he was being wantonly played with by Qin Lang.
"Qin Lang, you'd better pray that your treatment is effective, otherwise, I'll turn my face immediately!" Dongfang Yu suffered such a big loss and lost such a big face, so he was naturally unwilling and threatened Qin Lang.
"Hehe, why can't I get along with 13.05 million cash, you can wait with peace of mind, and see the results in ten minutes." ”
Dongfang Yu had to wait for ten minutes.
But when the time came, he really found that his son had opened his eyes, and his eyes were very clear, not like crazy.
"How are you feeling?" asked Dongfang Yu.
"I feel much better, my mind is clear, as if I am all cured, but I feel a little sick in my stomach. Dongfang Changxiong said his feelings.
Dongfang Yu frowned, not daring to explain the reason why his son felt uncomfortable in his stomach.
Yes. Suddenly, Dongfang Nagaxiong exclaimed.
"Father, this ...... What is this? It stinks, it smells so disgusting!"
Dongfang Changxiong sat up from the bed, looked at the black and yellow paste in disgust, and threw the quilt pillow aside.