Verse 119: Brother Dao, You Have Changed (II)
As the leader of F4 and the prince of the tribe, the daily job of the troll Sanjidao is to hang out with the other three members of F4, and form a group to fight wild monsters in the barren land - 4 full level 60 numbers, and a group to fight wild monsters with an average level of about 10, which is quite promising.
The prince of this tribe is indeed noble, and after killing those wild monsters that are less than level 10, he doesn't even pick up the bag, and he doesn't look down on those copper coins, only after killing the wild monsters above level 10, and the coins that burst out reach more than a dozen copper coins, he will bend his noble body and carefully pick up these dozen copper coins one by one.
Whether it is F4 forming a group to fight monsters like a fool, or the poor and sour behavior of the noble prince of three crops of rice, it makes those sailors who are watching the video laugh again: this kind of bag of more than a dozen copper coins, only complete low-level rookie players will pick it up, even they are ordinary players who are never too lazy to pick it up, but this tribal prince is bent over and over again for more than a dozen copper coins, what kind of prince is this? This is too poor and sour!
And when Sanji Dao was fighting monsters, they were always surrounded by a group of bull-headed and horse-faced monsters, shouting for them in the form of typing.
People who are not familiar with the game, they can't even tell whether these monsters are male or female, but the names on their heads indicate their identities, namely the beauty Lingling, the beauty Jiajia, the beauty An An, the beauty Qianqian, etc., looking at the name as if the nightclub ladies collectively introduced.
In addition to waving flags and shouting, these "beauties" will also rush up to throw fruits and magic bread at them when they stop in F4, and three or four people will bandage the bloody Three Crops Rice together, in order to express their worship and love for F4, hoping to have a relationship with one of them, especially Three Crops Rice. But how could Young Master Sanjidao, who was born noble and couldn't even look down on a huge amount of money like a few copper coins, like them like him because of his power and wealth?
What he wants is a good relationship.
The video is not long, so it was cut quickly, and after these situations were explained, the heroine was directly arranged.
In the imagination of the players, this gorgeous woman at noon is like a goddess image, but I didn't expect that this is also a neurotic in the video, and as a full-level 60 number, she also came to the barren land to fight monsters!
This is the opening of the union war mode, so thought to the players who read the post.
The prince was killed by the third crop of rice, and the other members of F4 and the surrounding "beauties" who ate melons were naturally angry and wanted to do it, but the three crops of rice were fast, and they were resurrected in less than two seconds. At this time, he also realized his mistake, and regarded the player as a wild monster, and hurriedly typed an apology: "I'm sorry, I treat you as a wild monster, who made you look so strange and ugly." "Even if she kills, she still has to complain about the other party's appearance.
"If an apology is useful, what do you want the alliance to do?"
Sanji Dao also typed in response, but it stopped the anger of the people around him, and then inexplicably said to Dangwu: "It's the first time I've met such a special girl as you, I'm already in love with you, be my girlfriend." ”
What kind of neurotic plot is this! People beat you to death, and you actually fall in love with them, what kind of logic is this! If your logic can be established, where can there be so many single dogs in "Medieval Legends"!
The players who read the post complained wildly, but one by one they also laughed haha.
It's the first time they've seen such an inexplicable but serious love story, it's so funny.
Three Rice Rice is completely a neurosis, a little better in the afternoon, did not immediately agree to come down, and then inexplicably began to change scenes, Three Rice left his brothers, and the two of them began to run around the world in the afternoon: they went to the wetlands to do mud spas, to the Winter Spring Valley to have snowball fights, to the moonlight woodland to count fireflies, to the Anglore crater to soak in the volcanic hot springs, to the twilight forest to watch meteors......
A funny story, here suddenly turned into a romantic love MV, the beautiful scenery of "Medieval Legends" is displayed in it, so that the players' hearts are also calm, especially with the background music that is singing "accompany you to see the meteor shower, fall on this earth", it is even more romantic. Even the horse face of the three crops seems to have become a lot more handsome.
After the end of this romantic love MV, he was with Sanji Rice that afternoon.
But within two seconds, the scene turned again, and that afternoon suddenly proposed to break up, and then rode her motorcycle, and simply turned around and left. The people were soon gone, and the sound of the motorcycle's popping jets could still be heard in the background music.
This turn of events was a bit abrupt, and players were full of doubts, but soon the video gave the answer.
In the afternoon, she sent an email to Sanjidao, which said that she was suffering from "intermittent headache of vascular nerves, vena cava occlusion caused by varicose veins, open constipation, endometrial detachment of the prostate, trisomy 21, and severe middle and second disease", so she lied to Sanjidao that she didn't love him anymore, she just didn't want to affect him, and hoped that he would live a good life.
…… What kind of ghost disease is this! This name is too long! How can there be such a ghost disease in the world!
The players who watched the video were originally under the sudden warm love story, and their hearts sank, but they couldn't help laughing when they saw this inexplicable illness.
After seeing the mail, Sanjidao ran out decisively, ran to the barren land, and just out of the city gate, he saw that he was fighting small monsters near the road that afternoon, and the goal was very obvious.
The players laughed even harder: you really want to go a little farther away from you, you just stand at the gate of the city, for fear that others will not find you!
"Great, I've finally found you!"
Sanjidao rushed forward, typing excitedly as if he had searched all over the world, "Honey, don't leave me! Even if you get intermittent headache of vascular nerves, vena cava occlusion caused by varicose veins, open constipation, endometrial detachment of the prostate, trisomy 21, and severe middle and second disease, I will not leave you, I must be with you!"
That afternoon, he also typed in response: "My dear, even if I have intermittent headache of vascular nerves, vena cava occlusion caused by varicose veins, open constipation, prostatic endometrial detachment, trisomy 21, and severe secondary disease, do you still want to be with me? Will you stop loving me?"
Sanjidao typed in response: "No, I won't stop loving you!"
is obviously a romantic vow of love, but the viewers who watched the video were already laughing so much that their stomachs hurt, and they laughed out of pig cries in front of the computer screen one by one.
What kind of living treasure neurosis these two guys are! What a magical love story this is!
But the video is still so serious, two lovers have a misunderstanding, and finally get back together, with the song of "accompany you to see the meteor shower and fall on this earth", this romantic love story finally ended.
Well, it's also so romantic, it makes them cry, but it's not because it's romantic, it's laughing.
And at the end of the video, a huge text description appears.
"Meteor Garden", at 8 p.m. on January 30, premiered on all platforms of Quku.com.
"Meteor Garden" is the name typed at the beginning of this video, and it is the same name as the TV series that singer Shen Huan suddenly ran to shoot without singing some time ago, which further confirms the true identity of the game character of Sanjidao.
It's an advertisement.
As long as the IQ is normal, you can see it, and you have already posted a comment below "Brother Dao, you have changed", but players are not averse to this advertisement. On the contrary, it was not enough for them to watch it once, so they stopped posting the comments for the time being, clicked on the video again, and watched it again from the beginning.
There are also a lot of people who comment on the post.
"Admit it, you are Shen Huan!"
"The evidence is ironclad, there is no argument, your identity has been revealed, Sanji Dao Shen Huan!"
"You're too talented, aren't you?! Hahahahaha, you're laughing to death. ”
"I didn't expect Brother Dao that you also have such a humorous side, it's not that you can only kill the trumpet, you are talented. ”
"I announce that the best video of the year for Medieval Tales has been born!"
"It's the first time I watched the advertisement, so it's so enjoyable, hurry up on January 30th!"
"It's too short, but it's not fun!"
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