He Jun smiled at Zhao Xin and said, "You said this paragraph was seen on the Internet." ”

Zhao Xin nodded and said, "Well, I saw it on a thousand degrees." ”

Huang Lei smiled: "This makes a bit of sense, emptying your brain is to recall the previous picture." There are things that you don't remember, that will flash through your mind. ”

Zhang Yishan said with a smile: "This reminds me of a dynamic picture, the picture is like this, there is a man who is about to go out but he can't find the key, in his anxiety, he thinks of a trick, that is, hanging, people are close to death, the brain will remember a lot of things, this is how he found the key to the door." ”

He Jun said: "This is a philosophical truth, let's not talk about it." ”

Yang Zi stood up and saluted He Jun and Huang Lei: "Two teachers, Zhang Yishan and I will leave!"

Zhang Yishan looked at Yang Zi and said with a smile: "If you want to leave, you go! I want to stay for two days." ”

Yang Zi showed a demonic smile and said, "I can't help you!" said as he twisted Zhang Yishan's ears and went upstairs to get his luggage.

Peng Peng was surprised: "Sister Yang Zi, she is too fierce!"

Yang Zi and Zhang Yishan took their luggage downstairs and said goodbye to everyone in the mushroom house, and everyone sent them to the door, but the car had not yet come.

Yang Zi said to Zhang Yishan: "You carry me and walk over." ”

Zhang Yishan was surprised: "You are so heavy, you still want me to carry you to the place where you are in the car, where there are at least two miles of land." ”

Yang Zi said angrily: "I'll give you a chance to say it again." ”

Zhang Yishan touched his ears and smiled: "I said that you are slim and not heavy at all." ”

Yang Zi nodded with satisfaction and said, "Okay, you carry me on the road." ”

Zhang Yishan sighed and said: "What kind of world is this, I am ..... Oops! You tap. Yang Zi jumped on Zhang Yishan's back, and Zhang Yishan almost didn't stand firm.

Zhang Yishan turned his head to the mushroom house and said, "Goodbye, everyone!" Carrying Yang Zi on his back, he led two suitcases to the entrance of the village. Yang Zi helped Zhang Yishan with an umbrella on Zhang Yishan's back.

Huang Lei smiled: "What a happy couple. ”

Zhao Xin asked, "Teacher Huang, what are we doing today?"

Huang Lei watched the drizzle fall, thought for a while, and said, "Sit at home today, and when the rain stops, we are busy in the field." ”

He Jun nodded and said, "Looking at the sky, it is estimated that it will be the next day." ”

Huang Lei smiled at He Jun and said: "This Teacher He doesn't understand, this is the autumn tiger in the north, the autumn tiger is not a real tiger, it is the most special weather in autumn in the north, its arrival will affect a large area of rainfall and cooling in the north, and some places will be harmed by heavy rainfall, and even the Yellow River may burst its embankment." ”

He Jun was surprised: "This is really worthy of the nickname of Youqiu Tiger." ”

Huang Lei smiled: "Okay, let's go into the house!" Everyone followed Huang Lei into the house, cleaned up the house, and sat in the living room chatting.

Huang Lei sighed and said, "I don't know what to do when I'm idle." ”

He Jun proposed, "Let's play cards." ”

Huang Lei asked, "What are the five people playing?"

Zhao Xin said: "Play and run fast." ”

Huang Lei thought for a while and said, "It's okay, then play and run fast." Peng Peng took out a deck of cards from a drawer on the side, shuffled them and handed them out to everyone.

At this time, the phone rang, and Huang Lei smiled: "Let's listen together, who will be a guest at the mushroom house today." ”

Everyone came to the phone, Huang Lei booed everyone, he picked up the phone and said, "Hey, hello! Yes, this is a mushroom house, you want food, you say!"

The other end of the phone said: "Dongpo meat, Dongpo fish, kimchi fish, chestnut roast chicken, boiled pork slices, cola chicken wings, roast chicken, pear elbow, stick vegetarian pot, roast duck pot, collapsed chicken skewers, pot roast chicken, roasted flower laurel fish, paper-wrapped chicken, ........................." "The last 10 minutes the guests finished their orders.

Huang Lei was surprised: "Have you finished eating these dishes?"

The other end of the phone said, "Don't worry, I don't want all the dishes I ordered just now." ”

Huang Lei held back his temper and said, "Then what do you want to eat?"

The other end of the phone said: "Shoot cucumbers, brine tofu, salt and pepper shrimp." That's all there are three. ”

Huang Lei said: "Well, I remember, you don't have any other requirements, right? Okay, it's noon today, I know, then hang up." ”

Huang Lei hung up the phone and said angrily: "Who is this? ”

He Jun smiled: "I guess it's your friend, and ordinary acquaintances will do this." ”

Huang Lei smiled: "The other party used a voice changer, and I heard it as a strange woman." ”

Zhao Xin said with a smile: "I guess it's a friend of Mr. Huang, I heard Mr. Huang's voice and joked with Mr. Huang, the dishes he ordered were all snacks, Mr. Huang, you have to pay attention." ”

Huang Lei smiled: "I know who it is, he! That's it, when he comes, I will hammer him before I can relieve my anger!"

Zhao Xindao: "Teacher Huang, I'll go to the kitchen to prepare." With that, he walked to the kitchen.

Huang Lei asked He Jun, "Do we still have wine?"

He Jun thought for a moment and said, "There should be 7 cans." ”

Huang Lei sighed and said: "Hey~ This wine can't be saved, I'll go and ask Lao Wang for shrimp." With that, he went to the director's tent to find Wang Zhengyu.

He Jun led Peng Peng and Zifeng into the kitchen to help Zhao Xin.

Huang Lei found Wang Zhengyu, and he smiled and said, "Old Wang, I haven't seen you for almost a month, do you miss me?"

Wang Zhengyu saw that Huang Lei had a headache, and he said with a stiff face: "What are you looking for me?"

Huang Lei smiled: "It's okay, it's just that my friend came to see me today, and I want to ask you for shrimp." ”

Wang Zhengyu smiled: "Shrimp, I do have it, but my shrimp is not cheap." ”

Huang Lei rolled his eyes and said, "The price is the same as the steak?"

Wang Zhengyu said: "No, it's cheaper than steak, 100 corn for a shrimp." ”

Huang Lei was speechless, and he smiled bitterly: "You want the mushroom house to be disbanded in advance." ”

Wang Zhengyu said with a smile: "No, anyway, there is not much corn in the field, you work hard, I will give you three boxes of shrimp after these two days." ”

Huang Lei thought for a while and said, "Okay, just give me the shrimp as you said." ”

Wang Zhengyu said proudly: "Xiao Li went to get three boxes of shrimp." Xiao Li quickly took three boxes of shrimp to Wang Zhengyu.

Wang Zhengyu took three boxes of shrimp and said with a smile: "Here it is given to you, you must finish the corn in two days." ”

Huang Lei snatched the shrimp from Wang Zhengyu's hand and said, "Okay, I know." With that, he went back to the mushroom house.

Huang Lei put the shrimp on the kitchen board, and He Jun exclaimed: "I didn't expect Director Wang to be so generous." ”

Huang Lei said angrily: "Generous fart! This is conditional, we must finish picking the corn in the field within two days." ”

Peng Peng was shocked: "This... It's too ruthless!"

Zhao Xin smiled: "It's okay, the corn in the field is almost finished." ”

He Jun smiled: "When I heard Xiaoxin say this, I suddenly felt that Director Wang gave less." ”

Huang Lei proposed: "Or, let's go and ask for another box?"

He Jun said: "Forget it, it is estimated that Director Wang will not give it." ”

At this time, the phone rang again, and He Jun smiled: "Another guest." Peng Peng ran to the living room to pick up the phone.

Peng Peng said: "Hey! Yes, this is a mushroom house, order food, you can say it!"

The other end of the phone said: "Flower pig trotters, three cups of chicken, slur meat." I'll be there at noon for just three. ”

Peng Peng said: "Okay, okay, I remember, I know, I hang." Hanging up, Peng Peng ran to the kitchen

Peng Peng said to Huang Lei: "The other party seems to be from Taiwan, and the dishes he ordered are cauliflower pig trotters, three cups of chicken and grunt meat." ”