Chapter 1260 You're Probably More Fucked Than Your Mother Medium
Leng Wushuang snorted at Wu Wei when he heard this, turned around and walked into the bathroom.
After everyone gathered, Leng Wanyu couldn't wait to take a mouthful of food and put it in his mouth. "Let's eat, I'm hungry! I did a one-night train with your mom last night!"
Leng Wushuang was curious when he heard this: "Why don't you two come by plane, how fast it is!"
Xue Fang took the bowl and mocked on the side: "Look when your father has been on a plane, he is afraid of death!"
Leng Wanyu was embarrassed and didn't hear it, and continued to eat, while not forgetting to praise Wu Wei: "Your skills are really good, it seems that you can raise my daughter for nothing, and I will rest assured if I hand her over to you!"
Wu Wei coughed dryly and did not speak. Leng Wushuang said shyly: "Dad, what are you talking about, what is chubby, in that case, he shouldn't want me!"
Wu Wei hurriedly expressed his determination when he heard this: "Wushuang, don't worry, my uncle and aunt are here today, even if you gain 50 pounds, I want you!"
Leng Wushuang pouted and raised his bar and said, "Then what if I gain 500 pounds?!"
"Then you should go to the hospital to have a look at your body!" Leng Wanyu, who was eating, teased.
After eating, Leng Wanyu and Xue Fang were full of praise, and after eating, Leng Wushuang ran back to the room to put on makeup, and Xue Fang helped Wu Wei clean up the table.
Leng Wanyu leaned against the door of the kitchen and looked at Wu Wei's back and asked, "Wu Wei, what are you doing now, do you want to make money?" Do you want to come to work in your uncle's company, don't worry, we are all a family, and your uncle will definitely give you more wages when you come." ”
"Well, I don't need it, I have two beauty salons now, and one I plan to make into a beauty club, which was just renovated yesterday. ”
Xue Fang was surprised when she heard this: "Yes, you are the boss at such a young age." After speaking, he leaned over and asked, "Does your beauty salon make money?"
Wu Wei thought for a while and said: "It's still making money, I don't know about other beauty salons, but my two beauty salons can almost make millions a day!"
Xue Fang nodded with satisfaction: "A few million a month is not bad!"
But Leng Wanyu heard Wu Wei's words clearly, and said in surprise: "Wu Wei, you didn't make a slip of the tongue, can your two stores make millions a day?"
Seeing Wu Wei nodding affirmatively, Leng Wanyu asked Xue Fang: "I don't usually say anything when I see you go to the beauty salon, but you are not allowed to go in the future!"
"Why aren't you allowed to go?"
"I've heard Wu Wei say, millions a day, and the estimated number of customers a day is those, so it's too expensive to do a beauty treatment!"
Hearing Leng Wanyu's words, Xue Fang retorted: "How expensive is it!"
Wu Wei couldn't help but laugh on the side, stopped the quarrel between the two, took away a little medicinal powder from the balcony and said to the two: "My beauty salon focuses on this product, and I sell it at a more expensive price, 50,000 yuan at a time!"
Leng Wanyu's face changed when he heard this, and he reached out and dipped a little medicine powder at Wu Wei and asked, "What is this, you can't be doing illegal business, right, I look at the powder a bit like a drug on TV!"
"Uncle, you think too much, this is just a mask!"
"What kind of mask is so expensive, you have been mixed with methamphetamine in the past few years?!" Xue Fang also said on the side.
Looking at the expressions of the two, Wu Wei led the two to the living room in order to prove himself.
"I'll show you two the effect, Auntie, can you use a mask. ”
Xue Fang hesitated, a little afraid to try, Wu Wei repeatedly assured that it was not poisonous, but Xue Fang still disagreed.
Leng Wanyu, who was standing on the side, sat on the sofa and said to Wu Wei: "Come on, you try it on my face, if I feel wrong, then the matter between you and Wushuang will come to an end!"
Xue Fang wanted to stop the other party after seeing her husband's performance, but Leng Wanyu waved her hand at her, "I'll bet on my daughter's happiness with my face, it's worth it!"
Xue Fang had no choice but to run to Leng Wushuang's room, intending to talk to Leng Wushuang about it.
Leng Wanyu had a fearless expression, like a warrior about to die, and said to Wu Wei: "Come on, let me try!"
Wu Wei didn't talk nonsense when he heard this, and after mixing the medicinal powder with water, he evenly smeared it on Leng Wanyu's face......
Leng Wushuang was putting on makeup in the mirror when he saw Xue Fang walking in with a panicked expression.
"Wushuang, go out and have a look, Wu Wei is using his mask for your dad outside, is that thing safe?"
Leng Wushuang said indifferently when he heard this: "Just use it, his mask is not poisonous." ”
Xue Fang was slightly relieved when she heard this, and asked, "Wushuang, why is Wu Wei's mask so expensive!"
"The effect is good, when my dad finishes using the mask, I guess you won't be able to recognize him!" Leng Wushuang said with his eyebrows tracing in the mirror.
After spitting out the mask for Leng Wanyu, Wu Wei asked with a smile, "Uncle, how are you feeling now?"
Leng Wanyu pressed his hands on his knees and said nervously: "I feel a little regretful now!"
"Haha, it's too late to regret it, come on, follow me to wash your face, wash the mask, I guarantee you will be surprised!"
Hearing Wu Wei's words, Leng Wanyu couldn't wait to walk into the bathroom and planned to wash off the mask on his face.
Afraid that the cleaning would not be clean, Leng Wanyu also took Wu Wei's bath towel and rubbed his face vigorously.
After he finished wiping his face, he only felt that his face was hot, and he reacted to Wu Wei: "Wu Wei, why do I feel hot on my face?"
Wu Wei didn't know how to reply to him, rubbing his face so hard with a bath towel, as long as he didn't have a thick skin, he would feel hot.
Seeing that Wu Wei didn't reply to him, Leng Wanyu thought about it and reacted, raised his head and looked at himself in his glasses, and was instantly stunned.
Although he knew that the person in the mirror was himself, Leng Wanyu had a strange feeling, and after a closer look, he was surprised to find that this was exactly the same as when he was young!
Turning his head, he asked incredulously: "Your mask is too good, no wonder it's so expensive!"
Wu Wei smiled when he heard this: "Don't worry about it this time, I'm afraid it will cost 50,000 yuan if you do it in my store this time!"
Leng Wanyu was embarrassed when he heard this: "It's all a family, and it hurts ...... to talk about money."
After arriving in the living room, after Wu Wei introduced the effect and duration of the mask to Leng Wanyu clearly, Leng Wanyu winked at Wu Wei, "Wait for me to tease your aunt, haha!"
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When Xue Fang and Leng Wushuang came out of her room, they found that their old justice was chatting with Wu Wei with his back to him.
After hearing the sound of the door opening, Leng Wanyu hurriedly covered his face and said to Xue Fang: "Wife, Wu Wei's mask is poisonous, it makes people addicted after using it, I guess I can't do without this mask in the future!"
Leng Wushuang secretly smiled and looked at his father, who was acting, but Xue Fang was taken aback when he heard this.
"Husband, how are you, your face is fine, take your hand away and let me see!" Looking back, he saw Leng Wushuang covering his mouth and laughing, and said angrily: "You are still laughing here, do you have a long heart?"
Leng Wushuang hurriedly stiffened his face when he heard this, and said righteously: "Mom, when did you see me smiling, I'm obviously very nervous now!"
Seeing that his wife's tears were about to come out, Leng Wanyu hurriedly took away his hand and said to Xue Fang, who was facing away from him: "Wife, my face has become like this now, I hope you don't dislike me in the future!"
Hearing this, Xue Fang turned around and said, "What are you talking about, even if you become something, I have to ask for you!"
Wu Wei saw this scene and said secretly in his heart: "Fortunately, I have a girlfriend now, otherwise this sudden dog food is really unguardable!"
And Xue Fang, who was originally flustered, turned around and saw Leng Wanyu's face, and the words he was about to say were all held back into his mouth, and he looked at the other party in a daze.
Leng Wanyu couldn't hold it back anymore at this time, and laughed and said, "What about my wife, didn't it scare you!"
When Xue Fang heard this, he couldn't be surprised why Leng Wanyu had become younger, and his face instantly turned blue.
looked around, intending to look for a weapon with a hand, but Leng Wanyu next to him was still swishing and asked, "Wife, what are you looking for?"
After glancing at the broom standing at the door of the kitchen, Xue Fang walked over quickly and copied it.
Leng Wanyu, who was behind him, saw that the situation was a little bad, and felt that he seemed to be playing too big, so he hurriedly instructed Leng Wushuang and Wu Wei to persuade Xue Fang, while he hid in Leng Wushuang's bedroom and locked the door with his backhand.
The angry Xue Fang walked to the door and shouted inside: "Leng Wanyu, you come out for me, don't think that my daughter won't clean you up when I'm here, you can come out if you have the ability!"
Seeing this, Wu Wei hurriedly snatched the broom from the other party's hand and comforted: "Auntie, you are angry, uncle is playing with you." ”
Seeing that Xue Fang was still a little puzzled, he took the opportunity to say: "Didn't you also see the effect of the mask now, as long as you use this mask, I guarantee that you will be like your uncle and become as beautiful as when you were young!"
Under the comfort of Leng Wushuang and Wu Wei, Xue Fang gradually lost his breath and said to Wu Wei: "The effect of your mask is too good, no wonder it is so expensive!"
Listening to the two of them saying exactly the same, Wu Wei said secretly: "It is worthy of being a husband and wife, and they all speak so tacitly......
Because of the overnight train, Leng Wushuang's parents went back to the bedroom to rest after a while.
After watching the two enter the bedroom, Wu Wei, who was sitting on the sofa, wiped the sweat on his forehead and said to Leng Wushuang: "Why do I think your parents are not against us as you said?"
Leng Wushuang, who was leaning on Wu Wei and lazily watching TV, turned down the volume of the TV and said, "I was teasing you at the beginning, otherwise where would you get the motivation to work hard!"
Wu Wei didn't know how to refute Leng Wushuang's reason, but he still felt a little uncomfortable looking at Leng Wushuang with an indifferent attitude.
Wu Wei stretched out his hand and grabbed her remote control and said, "Okay, anyway, your parents don't object to the two of us, so I won't say anything, but I am worried every day that you lied before, should you make any compensation to me?"