Volume 1 Shenwu Empire Chapter 13 I'm so difficult
Chapter 13: I'm so hard
As far as the eye can see, the cave is surrounded by low bushes with some green, green pea-like fruit.
On the ground, there are some flowers and plants, colorful, I don't know whether I think it is planted, or if it is born like this.
I picked a green fruit, put it in my mouth, and when I bit it gently, a tingling sensation exploded in my mouth.
"Uh-uh······"
Pan Lei Miao felt his entire cheek be paralyzed. Hold your head firmly to prevent saliva from coming out.
"Squeak, squeak"
The monkey didn't know when it came out again, and lay on the ground with its two paws clapping happily. It seems to be laughing at Lei Miao's embarrassment.
"Smell the ssathing!!!"
(What are you laughing at!!dead monkey)
The paralysis of the whole face made Pan Lei Miao's words unclear. Glancing at the monkey that was still "squeaking" and laughing, Pan Lei Miao decided to ignore it for now. Because my stomach began to protest again. Obviously, Qingguo has no meaning, paralyzing his face, but he can't paralyze his stomach.
"You really can't eat wild fruits casually, when you go back, you must learn to cook, at least you can't starve yourself to death outside!!"
"Uh······"
Without paying attention, a glimmer of shiny liquid flowed down from the corner of his mouth. (PS: Hmm...) Well, this embarrassment shouldn't be recorded)
"No matter, let's go find something to eat first. ”
I just think about it, and I don't know if there is suitable food!
Outside the Abyss Forest
Half a month has passed.
A large part of the youth who participated in the rite of passage have returned. Pan Shenglin frowned and looked into the depths of the Abyss Mountain Range.
"Sheng Lin, it's been three days overdue. Let's go back, after sending this group of children back, let's look for Lei Miao again. ”
Ling Feng looked at Pan Shenglin, who had stood in front of the camp for another day, and still couldn't help but say. Generally speaking, after the coming-of-age ceremony, the people and horses of Shenwu City are the first to leave. This is also the first time that an exception has been made, and the people of Shenwu City have left last, and it is also the first time that the Shenwu City family has not been able to return with all of them.
Not only did one of the Pan family not return, but there were also two people in the Tang family who have not returned to this day.
"Yes, Pan Shenglin, it's time to go back. You can't keep the royal family waiting for the two of us. Our Tang family also has two children who haven't come back. ”
A male duck's voice sounded, making people's mood even more irritable.
"That's enough, Tang Yan, today, wait for one more day, and we will leave tomorrow. I won't delay you from returning to the capital to accompany your master!"
"Pan Shenglin!! you are looking for !! death"
"Ding~"
Jin Ge intersected, the tip of the spear facing the tip of the sword. A silent and invisible wave of air spread.
"You two are enough, when are you still in the mood. Pan Lei Miao, Tang Yiqing, and Tang Qing have not returned yet, where do you get the mood to fight? Do you want to give you two a life-and-death fight after returning to the Imperial Office?"
At this time, the remnants also came from the camp. Seeing that the two of them were fighting, I was also angry in my heart. I couldn't help but say this.
"Hmph"
Seeing Yu Ke coming, the two looked at each other, snorted coldly, and turned around.
Seeing that the two were no longer fighting, Yu Ke didn't bother to say anything. Both families have descendants who have not returned, and it is normal to be a little anxious.
"Ling Feng, you're here, just look at the two of them. Don't let them fight again. All take care of the spirits. If you didn't encounter a demon beast attack when you came, it doesn't mean that you won't encounter it when you go back, and besides, that unknown beast entered the Abyss Mountain Range, and the periphery of the Abyss Mountain Range will not be calm for a while. ”
The sword message sent to the emperor has not been replied to so far, and I don't know what the specific situation is. It's been half a month.
"Okay Sheng Lin, Xiao Lei Miao and Ta Ji people have their own natural appearance, maybe, it's because of something delayed. Relax your mind, maybe he'll be back today. ”
Looking at Pan Shenglin, whose breath was still a little undulating, Yu Ke could only pat his shoulder and comfort him.
"Oh, don't comfort me, I just don't want to believe it. I'm fine, tomorrow, I'll return to Shenwu City. ”
"Uncle Sheng Lin!"
"The head of the sect!"
Hearing Pan Shenglin say that he would return tomorrow, a group of Pan's children spoke one after another.
"Don't say more, I know your feelings, but, Miao'er is my son, how can I want to believe this kind of thing. ”
Listening to Pan Shenglin's somewhat choked voice, the field suddenly quieted down.
"Snort~"
A voice pierced the solemn silence. Everyone in the Pan family glared angrily at the owner who made this voice, Tang Yan.
"Alas~"
Looking at Pan Shenglin, Yu Ke could only sigh secretly. No one wants this kind of thing to happen. After all, a family like the Tang family has only one such family in the entire empire.
Pan Lei Miao's side
As Pan Lei Miao left the cave farther and farther away, Pan Lei Miao became more and more confused about the environment he was in.
It doesn't look like the outskirts of the Abyss Mountains at all.
There were shrubs everywhere, and there was not a single tall tree at all. But fortunately, with the passage of time, the paralysis caused by the green fruit to himself has begun to subside.
A monkey followed not far behind Pan Lei Miao, and there was an extra tapine cone on his paw and threw it into his mouth.
"Gollum~"
The stomach was still protesting, and I ate a few small fruits on the way, but I didn't feel full.
"I'm so hungry~"
Will I finally survive and be starved to death again?
"Monkey, can you give me a few pine cones? I'll buy you a belly pill when I get back." ”
Looking at the monkey behind him, for a while a tapine cone was still in his mouth, still chewing and crunching. If it hadn't known where it had hidden the Ta Songguo, Pan Lei Miao would have robbed it a long time ago.
"Squeak"
Seeing Pan Lei Miao suddenly look at himself, the monkey blinked.
"Ah~ God, why am I so hard?"
Pan Lei Miao felt that his whole body was going crazy. In this small half a day, there was only a mentally retarded monkey, and there was not even a bird call. The whole world seems to be all that is left with itself and monkeys and bushes everywhere.
"Wow~Wow~"
The slightest sound of flowing water reached Pan Lei Miao's ears.
Hearing this sound of water, Pan Lei Miao suddenly came to his senses. After all, if you have water, you have food. At least there will be some fish and shrimp. I can always fill in my stomach.
"Is this hearing my complaints?"
Pan Lei Miao had such a ridiculous idea in his heart.
After carefully discerning the direction of the sound of the water source, he directly changed the phantom wheelchair from the state of the imitation spirit prosthesis to the state of the wheel chair and rushed to the water source.
"Wow~Wow~"
A small stream crossed in front of me, and a fresh breath came from the surface, and the water was clear with a hint of turquoise. Through the surface of the water, you can see if there are a few fish and shrimp swimming.
"Hey, it's time to fill your stomach. ”
Fortunately, I heard Ah Fu talk about fishing when he was a child, so it shouldn't be difficult to think about it. Thinking that Ah Fu told him about the skills of fishing in troubled waters, Pan Lei Miao felt a little confident in his heart.
I saw that Pan Lei Miao took off the torn boots on his feet and stepped into the stream barefoot.
"Goo-goo-goo-goo······"
A burst of bubbles rose from under Pan Lei Miao's feet. As he walked back and forth in the stream, the dust that lurked under the soft rocks and hidden deep in the stream was slowly shaken.
A little bit of yellow-gray water rippled up, instantly filling the surrounding water.
"Goo, goo"
Streams of water bubbles came out, and I saw small mouths deep on the water surface, constantly spitting bubbles. There are also many shrimp on the bank of the stream, slowly climbing ashore.
Looking at this scene, Pan Lei Miao couldn't help but show his teeth.
By the end of the night, Pan Lei Miao had caught more than 20 fish and hundreds of shrimps.
On the shore, a bonfire was lit and a simple grill was set up to grill the fish and shrimp on skewers. This time, Pan Lei Miao deliberately raised the grill by half to prevent himself from grilling this hard-won fish again. Not to mention that it is delicious, at least you can't hang yourself up.
After a short time, a faint fishy smell came out.
Pan Lei Miao took off the grilled fish and watched it drum a little in his heart.
"Hey, monkey, come and eat grilled fish. Hey, hey, hey~"
A sinister laugh rang out, causing the monkey who was not far away to handle his hair to shudder suddenly. "Woo Woo" sprang up to the treetops.
"What are you running? Come down! There's delicious grilled fish, you've never eaten it before. ”
After speaking, Pan Lei Miao also put the grilled fish under his nose and sniffed it, showing a very enjoyable expression. Then hand the grilled fish upwards.
"Squeak!"
The monkey watched this man from a high place, usually eating something from you, and now he took the initiative to let me eat it?
Seeing that the monkey was on the tree, he just refused to come down, so he had no choice but to come up with a killer idea.
After fumbling in the Sumeru bag for a while, he took out one of the only two antidote pills left. Sure enough, as soon as he took it out, the monkey turned around and sniffed vigorously. The two eyes glowed with a strange light.
"Now, monkey, you eat this grilled fish, this detoxification pill is yours. When I get back to Shenwu City, how about I buy you more pills?"
Seeing that Pan Lei Miao seemed to be going to give the little pill pill in his hand to himself, tilting his head, and looking at Pan Lei Miao, the monkey always felt that he would not be so kind.
However, the temptation of the elixir was too great, and it slowly came down from the tree. Stretching out his claws, he wanted to take away the pill in Pan Lei Miao's hand.
When the monkey was about to get the pill, Pan Lei Miao suddenly withdrew his hand. He handed the grilled fish to the monkey.
"How about eating the grilled fish first?It's delicious~"
Looking at Pan Lei Miao, the monkey also understood that it was because he ate this grilled fish himself that he would give himself a delicious little pill. It always feels like he has bad intentions. But he was reluctant to take back the little pill pill that he took back.
"Why don't you taste it?"
Still thinking about whether to taste it, the paw had already taken over the grilled fish in Pan Lei Miao's hand.
"It seems a bit bad to throw it away. Isn't that time to give me a pill??"
After taking the grilled fish, the monkey stared at Pan Lei Miao's other hand. As if to say, "It's time to give me the pill." Can't go too far, I've already taken your grilled fish."
"You eat the grilled fish first, and I'll give it to you. ”
Watching the monkey take over the grilled fish, Pan Lei Miao said again. What if you give it the elixir and it doesn't taste the grilled fish?
Seeing that Pan Lei Miao still refused to give himself Xiao Maru, it seemed to understand that it was estimated that it would have to eat grilled fish by itself.
Carefully tear off a piece of the fin and place it in your mouth. I chewed it and it seemed to be okay. It's a little crunchy, and there's a little bit of weird aroma.
I couldn't help but tear off another piece and put it in my mouth.
"No, he hasn't given me my little pill yet. ”
Thinking of this, the monkey came back to his senses. He stopped chewing and stretched out his furry paws towards Pan Lei Miao.
"Here you go, you're here. ”
Pan Lei Miao knew that if he didn't give it to him, it would be difficult to get the monkey to help him taste things in the future.
"However, this monkey only eats fins, why doesn't he eat fish? I can't eat enough just the fins!"
After the monkey took the elixir, he looked at him and stared at him. After a few climbs, they went up to the treetops again.
I didn't eat the delicious pills first, after all, the delicious ones should be saved for the last to be the most delicious. Put away the small balls, crunch, and take a bite on the grilled fish.
A strong fishy smell erupted in the mouth, and in an instant, it was ready to throw away the grilled fish.