"Bring up the numbered 99999999999"

"Yes!" "Please!"

"I'll go, this guy looks a little abstract. ”

"Dude, this is your fault, where do you get the confidence to say others, don't you have a B number in your heart?"

"Big brother, it's wrong for you to say this, if you say this about me, then I have to give you a good break, think back then, in our area, I am recognized as a pear blossom pressing begonia, and I am suave and leisurely!"

"I don't think you're a lang, you're a wolf. ”

"Hey, hey, hey, you, and you, what are you two chattering about in the back, he's over you, that's how kung fu you are, what's the matter, and you've made friends." ”

"It's just, be honest. ”

"Come on, let's see for yourself! The life deeds are correct for themselves, whether there are any mistakes or omissions, so as not to pass the trial when they get it, and disagree with it when the verdict is made. Now we keep pace with the times and pay attention to democracy. ”

Wei Da, male, died at the age of 48, a mediocre life without a big mistake, honest life, cowardly character, gave birth to a daughter at the age of 18, his spouse remarried because of his death, so he had no wife, and the cause of death was to wipe the window and fall to death.

"I'll go, buddy, no matter how you say that your wife should wear filial piety for you for 3 years, this will be remarried, you are too useless! When the time comes, your man will die, and you will do the same, retaliating against him. ”

"Hey!!!"

"Sigh what's the point! Tell me, am I right? Come on, come on, everyone will comment on it, isn't that the truth?"

"Yes, yes, yes," said all the people in line.

"Okay, okay, don't make any noise, Wei Da, you go! The next you, it's you, number 1000000000000 Zeng Hao come here, it's your turn"

Of course, such a high-profile name of Weida in front of him is of course not pig's feet, but the person next to him who is loved by thousands of people, why is he here? This has to start from that day.

I remember that the spring was bright and bright, and it was a good time to go out to pick flowers and set foot in the green. Taking advantage of the vacation, Zeng Hao went downstairs and wanted to catch the bus to a place where his thighs gathered, relieve his melancholy soul, and pour himself a chicken soup or something.

Passing by the road, I saw that the grandmother also helped me, sat in KFC and looked at a lot of thighs in one day, and picked up two yuan on the way home, just to save bus money. When returning to the community and going upstairs, the elevator malfunctioned and he fell to his death.

Zeng Hao thought at the time: "It's all reported, there is a problem with the elevator in the new community, and the property management is too irresponsible." ”

I don't know how long I've been asleep or how long I've been confused. Anyway, when he was conscious, two people with animal hoods, one of them pulled a big black chain and tied it to Zeng Hao's waist and dragged him away.

"I'll go!" I.. ”

Zeng Hao hurriedly shouted: "The two big brothers in the cosplay in front of you, robbing money or robbing color, the N pants are worn off." ”

The bull head and horse face in front heard Zeng Hao's shout, and the bull head turned to Zeng Hao and said, "Boy, since you are awake, let's get up and go by yourself! ”

"Oh. Oh!"

Zeng Hao hurriedly got up, not to mention, he didn't pay attention just now, he stood up, only to find that he had dragged me away for so long, logically speaking, at least the skin had to be worn off, and then he found that he had nothing to do.

Zeng Hao followed while looking at the environment to see if there was a chance to escape, and after walking for a while, he felt that the surrounding scenery was not right, this was not the neighborhood where he lived!

He hurriedly asked, "Where is this big brother?"

Niu Tou said: "On the way to death, walk for a while, cross the bridge in front, and enter the door to the death stone." ”

"The road to death is that way. That alley, how many rings, over there?" Zeng Hao himself felt blindfolded, where did he say?

Hearing Zeng Hao say this, Niu Tou replied angrily: "Over there, down there." I don't know what's going on, you?"

"Big brother, how do I know what's going on? As soon as I woke up, I found that you tied me up, can my eldest brother not rob money, big brother, hey big brother, you have answered, it's really not good, the money is given to you, you have to let me go, do you really want to rob me? I didn't?"

may feel that Zeng Hao is too talkative, and the horse next to him said, "Boy, I still want to go back, I will see the death stone later, if there is no fault, I will come back after the reincarnation jumps a little bit."

"What, reincarnation!"

"People who don't have any impression when they die, what are I doing with so much in vain, it seems that this kid is also a person whose IQ needs to be recharged. ”

After a while, Zeng Hao never recovered from the fact that he was dead.

At this time, Niu Tou looked at Zeng Hao while walking and said, "Boy, don't think too much, people are destined from birth in this life, when to come, when to go, whether there can be or not, what should be done and what should not be done, what has been done are all written down one by one, want to open a point, don't you people above often say that they will be a good man again after eighteen years?"

After hearing this, Zeng Hao thought of such a comforting person, and said with pity: "Big brother, it's not that I can't think about it, it's just that ............ It's just the only son in the family, and the house I just bought hasn't lived in for a few days, and you say that I'm leaving like this, but what should I do? Not to mention that I'm not married yet, I'm not wronged. ”

"Everything, I want to open something. It's okay if you think about it, anyway, it's just a matter of a while, when you look at the Death Stone, pass the Hades Palace, drink Meng Po soup, and vote for the reincarnation path, you won't remember. I'm comforting you!!"

This is the reason why Zeng Hao came here, Zeng Hao came to the Death Stone slowly, and lines of words appeared in front of him.

Zeng Hao, born in 1986, died in 2014, at the age of 28, an only son without a wife, the cause of death was an elevator crash. There is nothing wrong with you.

"I'll go, that's the end, so write more about my glorious events!"

"Come on, boy, come down, there's still a long line behind you, you don't like to be verbose, I'm still disgusted, let's go, go through other procedures." ”

The bull head didn't wait for him to speak, and pressed to the judge's shop.

"Lao Cui, Lao Niu, I've brought someone here again, hurry up and deal with it, and go to Lao Zhong for a drink after that. ”

"Okay, here!" Hearing the bull head say this, a deep voice came from the inner room.

Hearing him say this, Zeng Hao was suddenly unconvinced and said: "Big brother, big brother, can you talk well, it's not goods, what is it called to deal with it, you can't be tactful, don't you say that you have to keep pace with the times? ”

Hearing Zeng Hao say this, Niu Tou's big murderous eyes glared, it was murderous, Zeng Hao hurriedly added in a whisper: "Look at you tell the truth!", while saying it, he also smiled at Niu Tou flatteringly.

"Hey, boy, you're still doing it, aren't you? Saying that, it was a slap on Zeng Hao's head.

Zeng Hao grinned in fear of his king's anger, and thought in his heart: "Hey, forget it, who told me to be inferior now, oh no, low ghosts..."

Judge Cui, opened the book and looked at it, this kid is not at fault, he usually has merit, but he has no great virtue, he can be a person, medium!

"Okay, I'll take him to the path of reincarnation. After speaking, he didn't wait for Zeng Hao to speak, he lifted it and walked out, and the two of them arrived at the reincarnation path.

"Boy, drink, go on your way after drinking, and I won't keep you. ”

"I'll go, Uncle Niu, can I stay here? Can I stay here to be an official, and I will live a worry-free life, and if I work for another 1,800 years, will I be able to be promoted to an official and make a fortune, and from then on I will go to the peak of my life, and marry all kinds of rich and beautiful women and ghosts. Uncle, is there Bai Suzhen here, or forget it, there are people with children; I thought about it, uncle, I'd better stay, give you a shift, and help you run before and after you say yes. ”

"Boy, give you a ladder and you still climb up, want to be beautiful. Dream about you!"

"Uncle Niu, this is what you said, I finally made up my mind to stay with you, you have always been accompanied by Uncle Ma, I have seen vomiting after so many years, how good it is for me to stay with you, you see that I want to have a figure, a face, a face, and a kitchen out of the hall, you can leave me." ”

.......................

Uncle Niu snatched the bowl in Meng Po's hand and stuffed it into Zeng Hao's hand, "Boy, if you don't drink it anymore, I will directly break your teeth and pour the soup into it for you, do you believe it or not?"

Hearing this, Zeng Hao hurriedly said: "I believe, I believe," looking at the Meng Po soup in his hand, he remembered that he was 28 years old, single, and his parents were old.........

"Go down, boy, remember not to be so inkblot in the next life, annoying!"

"Cow ......... Big........ Father....... I...... Still..... Not...... Drink....... Ah!!!!!! "Zeng Hao originally wanted to ask if this soup was bitter. Who knew that the bull head was impatient to hear it, and pushed himself down with a slap.

The voice lingered on the path of reincarnation, Niu Tou and Meng Po, you look at me, I look at you, and I don't know what to do for a while.

After a while, the bull head changed his senses and exclaimed, "I'll go, this kid hasn't drunk yet!"

At this time, Meng Po next to him also exclaimed: "What is his number?"

"100000000000 ah, what?"

Suddenly, the bull head slapped his head and said: "Yes, 10000000000, I was forgotten, I drank and made a mistake, I haven't had time to correct the data?"

Every time the reincarnation path reaches an integer, due to reasons such as the number of years and the upper limit of reincarnation, the reincarnation path will re-revise the data at the integer to avoid the impact of time and space distortion.

The head of the bull sighed and said: "Fortunately, no matter what else, although this kid didn't drink Meng Po soup, but after voting for this reincarnation, he will only remember the things before his death." ”

Because of this, Zeng Hao was reborn!