Chapter 0036 Excessive pretending to be cool, do you want to die from talking too much
No matter how strong the opponent is, Yang Yifan doesn't think it's a big deal, I want to be a man who controls the system. What worries him is that it is Su Qinglan instead, it is obvious that Su Qinglan has not practiced, if the target of the frog clan's attack is her, it will definitely not last three seconds, fortunately there is a white snake here, and it is not a big problem to protect Su Qinglan with the cultivation of the white snake.
Thinking of this, Yang Yifan returned to his original state and said with a smile: "Qinglan, are you sure of the location of the treasure, I can't wait!"
Su Qinglan was originally a little nervous, but seeing him acting as if nothing happened, she breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Soon, I'm pretty sure the treasure is around here, if you have more patience, maybe you will step on the treasure next." ”
"If that's the case, it would be great!"
Unconsciously, the trees gradually increased, and occasionally the sound of frogs sounded.
Thinking that it was because of the previous sake, now that they heard the sound of frogs, they were somewhat alert, and they were ready to face the frog demon clan at any time.
"Qinglan, have you ever eaten frog meat?" asked Yang Yifan with a grin.
Su Qinglan made up the picture of eating frogs, and said disgustingly: "Just kidding, can you eat that thing?"
Yang Yifan said: "Why not, it's delicious!"
The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart.
Yang Yifan's joke scared off a small group of frog soldiers who were hiding in the forest.
One of them lowered his voice and said to his companions beside him: "This person is not easy to mess with, wait a minute, wait for the four demon kings to come, wait a minute, pull out this kid's skin, let's eat hot pot." ”
The tip of the white snake's ears heard the whisper in the forest, and he was secretly speechless: this kid's bluffing method has two brushes, so it scared off a fierce battle.
Yang Yifan continued to explain how sweet frog meat is, and said that there are eighty-one ways to make frog meat, and if it is done well, it is simply delicious in the world.
"Is there really eighty-one ways to make frog meat?" Su Qinglan was skeptical.
"Really, I've eaten all of these eighty-one methods, and the best one is the stir-fried frog meat, which is simple and rude, delicious and refreshing!"
The frog soldiers in the shadows trembled, this guy is not human! Don't fall into his hands, you won't be able to die like that.
The more Yang Yifan spoke, the more excited he became, and his mouth was like a river, gushing endlessly.
Su Qinglan finally couldn't stand it anymore, pushed Yang Yifan away, and shouted, "Xiaofan, don't say it anymore!"
Yang Yifan was pushed by her, and rushed forward more than ten meters away, but laughed loudly: "Qinglan, I invite you to eat fried frogs!"
"Come out! sneakily hide here, don't think I don't know!"
Yang Yifan held the Xuantie Sword in his hand, and suddenly appeared in front of the small group of frog soldiers like a god.
The frog soldiers were panicked and did not dare to fight in the face of the young man who suddenly appeared, as if they had seen a demon.
"The devil is coming! Brothers, flee!"
"Where to go!"
Yang Yifan's Xuantie sword slashed east and west, and the tip of the sword brought a large spark.
The sparks fell on the frog soldier, and the skin immediately opened.
"How's it going?"
Nima, it's really not human!
This is the thought in the frog soldier's mind at this moment.
The white snake smiled helplessly behind him: This young man is really naughty.
Yang Yifan was indeed playing, and he didn't want to kill the killer, he also wanted to save his energy to deal with the four demon kings of the frog clan.
The frog soldiers didn't think like this, they were so frightened by Yang Yifan that they completely forgot to resist.
The taste of the burning body was so uncomfortable that one of them couldn't resist it, and fell to his knees with a thud, "My lord, spare us!"
When the other frog soldiers saw him fall to their knees, they also knelt on the ground and begged for mercy.
Yang Yifan looked at the frog soldier who was kneeling on the ground, and said with a smile: "It's not impossible to spare you, but..."
"But what, sir, you just tell me!"
"You tell me where the four demon kings are, and I'll let you go!"
The frog soldier was overjoyed: This demon is really not afraid of death, and the four demon kings are also something you can fight against? You show off your power in front of us, and when you get in front of the four demon kings, it is estimated that you will have to fart, enough for you to drink a pot!
The frog soldier hurriedly said, "My lord, I know where they are, and they are looking for you everywhere now?
"Yes, I'll take you there, my lord, you are magnificent, your bearing is extraordinary, the four demon kings are not worthy of lifting your shoes, they will run away when they see you!"
Yang Yifan's Xuantie Sword struck on the top of their heads and scolded: "Whoever told you that I was going to find them is smart!"
"Qinglan, Sister Bai, the four demon kings are in the east, let's go west!"
The frog soldiers looked at each other, you don't play according to the routine, this is not like your character.
The White Snake pursed his lips and smiled, "What's the matter? You didn't plan to fight head-on with the Four Great Demon Kings!"
Yang Yifan pretended to smile deeply, but said with a smile in his heart: You are stupid, why do I have nothing to do with them, as long as I can avoid them for three days, a lot of rewards are waiting for me.
The white snake couldn't see through him anymore, shook his head and took Su Qinglan by the way, and took the lead to the west.
Yang Yifan didn't move, and wanted to continue to scare these minions.
When the frog soldiers saw that he did not move, they did not dare to get up, and knelt on the ground, but they prayed in their hearts that the demon should go away quickly, and our little hearts would not be able to bear it.
"I'll spare you today, but you can't tell them that you've seen me when you go back, or I'll use my eighty-one frog meat recipes on you one by one!"
The frog soldiers wished that the bastard would leave quickly, and they dared to make a fuss, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, we dare not say anything about the adults to the outside world." ”
"Okay, remember what you said, get out!"
The frog soldiers were overjoyed when they were amnesty, and they got up one after another to leave.
"Can't go!"
A shout sounded, no one saw it, the sound came first!
When the frog soldiers heard this shout, they cheered as if they had seen a rescuer: "Lords, it's finally here!"
Yang Yifan was speechless: It is said that the villain dies from talking too much, but I am not the villain, I am the protagonist!
He was about to escape, but found that all four directions were surrounded by a monster with a human body and a frog's head, and there was nowhere to escape.
The four monsters were huge, each several feet tall, holding strange-shaped blades in their hands, eyeing Yang Yifan.
There was no way, Yang Yifan hurriedly took out the exorcism light, ready to put it on at any time, and then drank a few bottles in a row to revive his soul.
It's a blessing or a curse, it's a disaster that can't be avoided, let's fight!
Who knows, the four monsters didn't look at Yang Yifan, and the monster in the south said gloomily: "Which bastard just said that we didn't deserve to lift shoes for this kid?"
The atmosphere was immediately awkward.
The frog soldiers' heads turned very quickly, and they turned their guns around at once, and said: "King, there is nothing to do, you are an invincible existence, and this kid is not worthy of lifting your shoes!"
"That's right, kings, as soon as you make a move, this stinky boy will immediately kneel on the ground and beg for mercy. ”
Shameless, think I'm like you, and kneel and beg for mercy at every turn.
Yang Yifan looked disdainful.
The four demon kings seemed to be very useful, waved at the frog soldiers, and shouted, "Stand aside!"
The frog soldiers obediently retreated more than ten meters, and felt that it was not enough, so they retreated a few meters back.
"Boy, did you capture our young master?" asked the Demon King from the east.
Yang Yifan cheered up and said, "That's right!"
The demon king in the east continued: "Let go of the young master, spare you from death!"
Yang Yifan squinted at him and said, "What if I don't let it go?"
The demon king in the north shouted: "Stinky boy, don't toast or eat and drink." ”
Yang Yifan smiled, "I can drink all the toasts and punishments, it depends on whether you have the ability!"
The demon king in the west did not speak, but slew him with a hook-shaped blade.
Yang Yifan hurriedly swung his sword and swung his blade.
Boom!
When I touched it, I felt the blood churning all over my body.
A demon king is like this, if you hit it hard, it is estimated that you will lose your skin if you are lucky enough not to die. If the four of them go together, then it's okay, no wonder the system says that as long as you resist for three days and don't die, you can complete the task.
How can I resist for three days now?
Yang Yifan feels that this is really a big trouble!
I kind of regret that I didn't go with the White Snake just now.