The little pig ate a barbecued pork bun and praised: "This bun has the taste of Taiwan Island, it's so delicious!"

Huang Lei smiled: "You like to eat more." ”

He Jun entered the kitchen and asked Zhao Xin, "Xiaoxin, shall we eat now?"

Zhao Xin glanced at his phone and said, "It's okay to eat now, Peng Peng, you take out the porridge and buns first, and I'll adjust the cold dishes." Peng Peng stood up and came to the hall with a porridge pot, He Jun with a bun, and Zi Feng with a bowl and chopsticks.

After a while, Zhao Xin came to the living room with three cold salads, and Huang Lei said to everyone: "When eating, there must always be an advertisement, and V Mi3 retains a good moment." After speaking, he took a few photos of the people at the table.

Huang Lei smiled: "Now we can eat." Everyone heard Huang Lei's words and began to eat dinner.

Live room

Wang Ergou: "I said that I have never eaten barbecued pork buns in the north. ”

Chubby: "Then you're missing out on a delicacy." ”

smiled: "I just want to know what costume drama Sun Honglei played." ”

Zi'er: "I like male gods to wear ancient costumes, they must be handsome." ”

Indifferent: "Now the entertainment session begins." ”

The picture turns, the mushroom house

At this time, everyone had finished eating and sat together waiting for Zhao Xin's cross talk.

Zhao Xin said: "The story I told today is from the Ming Dynasty.

There is a family in Linqingzhou, Shandong Province who has a fortune of one million, and he has a son named Zhang Haogu, who is in his thirties. I don't know how to read, I can't even write my name, every day, it's a fox friend and a dog friend, a cage bird, a teahouse and a wine shop, just eat, drink and have fun. It is called "Dog Less".

One day, he was walking down the street and saw a group of people around him, and he walked over with curiosity. At that glance, it was Zhang Haogu, there were few dogs, and he didn't dare to offend. He pretended not to know, and he shouted to Zhang Haogu: This old man, with colorful eyebrows and two eyes, can be a pillar of the country. If you want to enter Beijing to catch the exam, I will give you a good word for the title of the gold list. If Zhang Haogu had understood, he would have given him a slap in the face at that time, because he was illiterate, he couldn't even write his own name, and he went to Beijing to take the exam. He thought, "Our family is rich! It's not easy to be an official." Not only was he not angry, but he was happy. He asked: Can I really win? He smiled and said, "No flattery!" I guarantee that you can win the top three. Zhang Haogu applauded, took out two taels of silver and gave it to the face-to-face, and said: If you can win me, I will come back and give you more money, if you can't win, I will come back and be with you. Xiang Xiang said in his heart: When you come back, I will run away.

Zhang Haogu quickly packed his bags when he got home, brought some money, and really went to Beijing to catch the exam. He doesn't want to, you can't even write your own name, just take the test? Isn't this muddy? But there really is such a thing in a society like that. He rode a tall horse to the capital.

But he was late on the day he left, and he rushed to Beijing, the last day of the examination room. When he entered the examination room, when he arrived in Beijing, he couldn't even enter the Beijing City Gate, and the city was closed in the middle of the night. Hey, just in time for Xizhimen, the water truck. The emperors of the Ming and Qing dynasties were in this system, he sat in Beijing, he had to drink the water of Yuquan Mountain in western Beijing, and in the middle of the night he asked the people to go to the city to get water, and he had to drink the day's water. When Zhang Haogu arrived here, he was driving this waterwheel. The city keeper opened the gate from afar and put a waterwheel inside. I don't dare to put others aside, because I understand. Zhang Haogu didn't understand it, so he followed the back of the waterwheel on a horse.

The city officials didn't dare to ask him, thinking that he was holding a water cart for the emperor's house. And so he came in. But when he entered the city, he couldn't do it, he didn't know where the examination room was, and he ran into it. I didn't bump into the chessboard street very much, and when I saw it, there was a group of people on the opposite side, and there were two angry wind lanterns on the head, and there was a tall horse among them, who was it? Nine thousand years old Wei Zhongxian checked the street. Zhang Haogu rode this horse, and when he saw so many people and the lights on, he was shocked by the horse. He didn't hold back the reins, yes! This horse is hitting Wei Zhongxian's horse! Wei Zhongxian? That's the eunuch favored by the emperor during the apocalypse of the Ming Dynasty, who is in charge of life and death. Chop first and then play, have the right to live and die. Not today. What's the matter? Why is Wei Zhongxian so good there, he is happy in his heart today, and wants to ask him, what is so busy? This question is okay, "Cough, this kid, it's the middle of the night, what are you going to do!" Zhang Haogu didn't know that he was 9,000 years old, and he was used to talking at home!" "Yo, monkey cub, it's so crossy! What's the urgency of you in the middle of the night?" "I came to Shandong to catch the exam here, but it was too late, and I couldn't enter the examination room." You said that you can't get into the examination room, doesn't that delay my top three!""Ah? You must know that you can get into the top three? You have this knowledge? "Do you have this certainty?""Of course! Who is not sure of this, why do you come here?" "That doesn't work, now that the examination room is closed, you can't get in!" "Then I won't go and smash the door?" "I haven't heard of going to the examination room to smash the door?"

As soon as he said this, Wei Zhongxian thought about it, what was the matter? He must have known that he could be among the top three? Must he have such a great knowledge? No! This is a horse that hit me, and he wants to run, so he can't let him go! "Come on! Go! Send this person into the examination room and get me a business card." "Wei Zhongxian means to see if you have such a university question, but Wei Zhongxian is also a bastard, if you want to see his knowledge, let him go by himself, he can't get it there, he will give him a business card, do you dare not win the examination room?

Inside, hand over the film. The two examiners looked at it, what is the matter? Nine-thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian, the person who was sent by Hei Geng in the middle of the night. Oh, the two examiners got up in the middle of the night, and the two of them sat here to study: "Oh, Brother Nian! The person who was sent by the nine-thousand-year-old black watch in the middle of the night must be a nine-thousand-year-old close faction, and we have to take it in." He said, "No, Brother Nian." We're all fully occupied!" "Hey, we'll have to find a way! It's okay if the room is full, let's make do with it." I'm here with you, and let him be here. "Okay! In the middle of the night, the big master vacated the house and moved the house.

Then he came in, and the two examiners studied it again. "Brother Nian, we have to give him a question. This one said, "How can this be a problem? We don't know what kind of book he is studying, and if he can't write it when he turns around, he won't be able to win, won't this offend the nine thousand years old?" "Then what should I do?" "What should I do? "What should I do? Isn't there a roll of paper here, just do it! I'll ask the question, and I say, you write!"

The two of them did it.

One said, the other wrote, and it's over. The two of them looked at it like this, and when they finished writing, they said, "Okay! It's okay!" Isn't this nonsense? It's not good to do it by yourself? After that, the two of them discussed it again; "If you really want to give the first place in this play?" This is too bad!" "You said you were going to miss it, and you were afraid of offending the nine thousand years old, so you got it! Give the second place in the middle school." "I won the second place, and I didn't write a word. Here comes a second.

After you win, when it comes to the first three days, you should rush to take the exam, go to the teacher, worship the exam, hand over the protégé post, and count him as his student. Zhang Haogu didn't go, he didn't have a big shelf, he didn't understand! I didn't go, but these two examiners studied it again!" "Brother Nian, this Zhang Haogu is too unkind, although you are from the 9,000-year-old there, but ah, we take care of you like this, we didn't ask you to write an essay, and we won the second place for you, why don't you understand so much face? Why don't you come to worship the teacher! Don't come to see us? This shelf is too big!" The one said, "Hey, don't worry, think about it, aren't we aiming for the 9000-year-old?" Besides, this is a 9,000-year-old neighbor, and if he becomes a great official in the future, we will have to let him take care of us! Isn't he coming to see us? Let's go, let's take a look at him. ”

Okay! The teacher is here to worship the students!

At this point, sit down and talk, "Oh, that day, if it weren't for the nine thousand years old who gave you the film, you wouldn't be able to enter this examination room!" When the two examiners left, he inquired about it, and when he asked people, he realized: Ouch, 9,000-year-old Wei Zhongxian? Good guy! Oh, if I hit him, that's Wei Zhongxian? Ho! Hey, it's good to hit him! Otherwise, without this film, I wouldn't be able to enter the examination room! You know how confused he is! He doesn't know yet: How did you get into the examination room? He didn't think about it. I just can't get into this film without this film. I'll have to look at 9,000 years old.

Some of them have money, and they bought a lot of expensive gifts, so they went to the house of Wei Zhongxian, who was nine thousand years old, and handed it to this: The people at the bottom got it, and Wei Zhongxian looked at it: Zhang Haogu? came in, and as soon as he spoke, "Hey, Chitose! If I didn't have your film that day, I wouldn't have been able to enter the examination room!" Wei Zhongxian then realized: "Oh! You hit my horse? Hey, how are you?" "Thanks to Chitose Hongfu, I won the second place." "Ahh......h He is holding back and plotting to usurp the throne. After I ascended the throne, I will be useful to this passer-by. Entertain! Such a treat, Zhang Haogu eats one word!

When you are full, you have enough to drink, and you will send tea to the guests in person, and you will be sent outside the Wei Palace. It doesn't matter at this moment, the city of Beijing is shouting. Hundreds of civil and military officials, big and small officials, all muttered: "Why did Zhang Haogu, a new Jinshi, go to him, how can he send him out?" "Hey, don't you know? I heard that on the day he entered the examination room, he was still sent in the middle of the night by the 9,000-year-old with a business card." You must be a 9,000-year-old pro-branch, and this may be a 9,000-year-old elder. "Yes, yes, yes!" Everyone discussed: "Since it is a nine-thousand-year-old elder, then we should jointly sponsor it, he will be a big official in the future, don't we still have a care?" "Yes!" "Everyone, the joint name of the big official has a twist and turn, and the sponsor of the new science and technology jinshi Zhang Haogu." It's up.

The emperor looked at it like this: "Ah, oops! Since this person has such great talent, why is he only the second in the second place? Qu Cai! This person should be admitted to the Hanlin Academy!"

Hey, as soon as he arrived at the Hanlin Academy, everyone discussed these Hanlin, and they all knew that he was 9,000 years old, and he was jointly sponsored by everyone, who didn't respect him? If there is something that is not allowed to be done, and if there is something written, it is not allowed to be written. Not only did he not let him write, but after others finished writing, they brought it to him and asked him to show it, "Oh, Brother Zhang Nian, what do you think of this?" He didn't understand, and pretended to look at it: "Oh, okay! Very good, very good!" Just this sentence, he was stunned in the Hanlin Academy for more than a year. It's okay.

Rushed to turn around, Wei Zhongxian's birthday. In the Hanlin Academy, that's all there is to say. Ah, nine thousand years old, it's almost my birthday, what kind of gift do you give? What is my gift list, what is my gift list? Hey, we've got to write. Zhang Haogu saw that he was passing by Sibaozhai on this day, and he also bought a pick fan and a pair. Didn't write it. I took it and entered the Hanlin Academy. Everyone, Han Lin looked at it like this, "Ouch, ho, Brother Zhang Nian, are you giving this to the nine thousand years old?" "Yes." "Let's see, yo, why haven't you written it yet?" "Ah, isn't it." "That's great! You've been here for more than a year, and we haven't seen you write when you come to the Hanlin Academy! Today, I take this opportunity to pay homage to your Mobao!" "No! No, you write very well! Come on!"

Arrived at night, after getting off work, Zhang Haogu left as usual. When he left, the Hanlin people stayed here, and everyone studied it like this: What's the matter? One of them was smart, "This guy doesn't just rely on the disciple of the nine-thousand-year-old Wei Zhongxian, maybe he has no knowledge and doesn't know how to read! I haven't read a word of what he wrote? Sometimes we write something wrong and let him read it, but he can't see it." Later, we found out that this ...... What does this mean? I guess Qi Xu doesn't know how to read!" He said, "Yes, if it's going to be easy to do, what should I do? I have an idea: Let's do it." "Let's discuss it.

arrived the next day, Zhang Haogu came. "What's the matter, Brother Zhang Nian, look up to your Mobao?" "No, no, no, you write very well, you guys!" "Okay, if that's the case, then I'll write this fan." "This person has written, written eight sentences, what words?" The red dust and turbid waves are boundless, and it is a magic recipe to endure humiliation and softness, and the hard crossbow string has never been broken first, and the steel knife edge has also been injured since ancient times. People are greedy for money and die first, birds die early for food, let you be treacherous and tricky, it is inevitable that the wilderness will be hidden. I gave these eight sentences, one "death" and one "death". "Brother Zhang Nian, what do you think of this?" Zhang Haogu took a look, what did he look at?" "Oh, okay! good! good! That's it." "That's it?

The person who wrote the right pair has a score in his heart! Oh, okay! I used my brain, made up a word, and scolded Wei Zhongxian, saying that Wei Zhongxian was going to seek a usurpation of the throne and plot against him, and he finished writing. "Brother Zhang Nian, do you think this is okay?" He also said: "Very good, very good!" "This is also very good, right?" "On this day, he will really send it!

I sent it, he gave a lot of gifts, and the gift list was very valuable. Greeted him in.

The pair of fans was just about to nail and hang, just this time, Wei Zhongxian hadn't seen it, the emperor's holy decree came, and he personally gave the words "blessing" and "longevity". He, Wei Zhongxian has to take the words "Fu" and "Shou", and it is very troublesome to set up an incense case, so I will separate this stubble! Someone saw it, and the senior official looked at it: "Ah! Isn't this scolding the 9,000-year-old?" It can be seen that the civil and military officials dare not say it, so why don't they dare to say it? He knows Wei Zhongxian's temper. Someone said, "Chitose, so-and-so can scold you." When Wei Zhongxian heard this, why did he dare to scold me for killing, first cut and then play, and killed. After killing him, he thought: No, he scolded me, he knew alone, he told me and he knew, this makes me even more shabby, this is also killed! Who dares to tell him?

That's it, I've been hanging here for a day, it's fine. A few years later, the Emperor of the Apocalypse died, and Chongzhen ascended the throne. As soon as Chongzhen ascended the throne like this, okay, beating this Wei Zhongxian's family and copying out the dragon clothes and dragon crowns, this must be to usurp the throne. Kill! Wei Zhongxian, the whole family should be beheaded, and the nine clans should be destroyed.

Then someone knelt down in the hall and said: "Long live my lord, Zhang Haogu of Hanlin Academy is also Wei Zhongxian's person!" The emperor said: "Kill!" As soon as he said kill, an official knelt next to him, "Oh! Long live my lord, if you want to say that someone else is Wei Zhongxian's person, I believe that if you want to say Zhang Haogu, then he is definitely not Wei Zhongxian's person." The emperor said, "How do you know?" "How do I know?" Because, a few years ago, when Wei Zhongxian was on his birthday, Zhang Haogu gave him a fan, a pair. I remember scolding Wei Zhongxian for that pair, and I still remember the upper and lower links. It is this 'Cao Gong entered Jiuxi in the past, and now the King of Wei wants to receive Zen'. Compare him to Cao Cao, saying that he is going to usurp the throne, do you wonder? Is he his man?"

The emperor thought: "Oh, that's not! Not only is it not, but this is still a loyal minister! That's good, even promoted to three levels!"

Okay! a bunch of bastards.

After listening to Zhao Xin's cross talk, everyone applauded in unison.

He Jun asked Zhao Xindao, "What is this called?"

Zhao Xin said with a smile: "This story is called [Three Levels in a Row]. ”

Sun Honglei said with a smile: "Don't say it, the gift from this person is really good, coffin, promotion and fortune." ”

"Is there really such a thing in that era?"

Zhao Xin nodded and said, "Yes, this is an adaptation of real history." ”

Little Pig smiled: "Such a strange person can also become a big official." ”

Huang Lei said: "I didn't expect a face-to-face, blind break is all right." ”