"Lying in a groove......"

The superpipe, whose ID is a shark, muttered bewilderedly.

Shark Chirp is the first batch of superpipes to join the shark platform.

Because the shark platform had illegal live broadcast content that was inappropriate for children in the early days, in order to rectify the content of the platform, Shark Chirp was transferred to a special functional department called the "Pornography Identification Group" during that time.

The so-called "pornography identification group", as the name suggests, is such a group that quickly bans similar illegal content when patrolling on the whole platform.

Although the work is monotonous, the rest time is also sufficient, and the food on the company's side is fine.

But after a while, the shark chirping began to be very uncomfortable.

Because he found that his face was getting more and more yellow, his skin was getting rougher and rougher, and even after three months of drying in the Huang group, he grew a lot of gray hair.

The shark chirped and realized that he couldn't keep up with nutrition, and the big data of the consumption of paper towels in Alipay's bill also strongly corroborated this.

In order to fear that he would die on the way to identify pornography, Shark Chirp and the leader applied for a change of department.

But the leadership did not agree.

In order to have a bite to eat, the shark chirped and could only endure the humiliation and continue the glorious cause of identifying pornography.

In this way, the most sensitive period of the shark platform in the past six months has passed, and after all the illegal content of the platform has been cleared, the shark chirp that has white lips and yellow teeth has finally been canceled because of the "pornography group", and the burden on his shoulders has been removed.

In the future, there is no need to identify pornography, of course, it makes the shark chirp happy, and such a sense of relief makes the shark chirp feel that dopamine fills his brain.

But the good times didn't last long.

When Shark Chirps and his new girlfriend KFC, he finds that he can only KF and can't C......

The test sheet of the hospital made the shark chirp understand that the work experience of the pornography team in the past six months had completely damaged his body......

After the doctor prescribed a large number of small blue pills purportedly made from extracts from American sharks, the shark Chirp returned to its normal life in discouragement.

Every time I and my girlfriend KF, if I want C, the shark chirps and has to take the little blue pill, otherwise C can't do it.

In a way, shark chirps lose some of their function as a man.

But...... Tonight, I entered this monster live broadcast room and heard the singing that was enough to surround the beam for three days......

"Come on, be happy, anyway, there's a lot of time......"

“……”

"Itchy~"

The shark chirped and found that he actually had a physiological reaction!

This was completely impossible in the past!

The moment I listened to this song, it was like an electric shock.

Hormones are on!

The little blue pill BUFF is full!

I've been listening to the whole song......

"That's amazing!" said the shark in shock.

"Huh, the popularity of the live broadcast room is actually 400,000......? It's only been a few minutes since it started, right?"

Looking at the growing popularity of the live broadcast room and the rocket planes that filled the screen, the shark chirped and looked shocked.

"This streamer is a genius!"

He was about to remove the seal just now, and quickly reported to his superiors.

The shark that gets the instructions of the superior chirps, and directly delays the recommendation position until the end of the live broadcast of the monster and will automatically make a recommendation.

After completing this step, the shark chirped and even sent a barrage.

Shark chirping [super tube]: "Anchor 666!"

"Damn! The supertube is actually sneaking a peep at the screen?"

"The brother who said just now that the super tube is coming soon, you are right!"

"Damn, you won't block the live broadcast room, will you?"

"Super tube rolling!

After the shark chirped and found a bunch of barrages shouting at himself to get out, he laughed and cried out another line of barrages.

Shark chirps [super tube]: "The anchor complies with the live broadcast code of conduct during the live broadcast, and there is no violation, and the live broadcast room will not be closed." ”

"Super!"

"Extraordinary!"

"Super sensible! Honestly, how many tissues did you just use?"

Looking at the barrage, the shark chirped and smiled coldly.

"These people are also used to blindly bringing rhythm every day, right? If even the pure land like music has to be associated with those dirty things, then what else can be lived? Besides, if the live broadcast room has to be blocked for singing, then the female anchors of the group ASMR should have been banned a long time ago......

……

Ren Yan didn't expect that the super tube would come to his live broadcast room.

He even thought about the plan of calling He Mingxuan to contact the shark platform if he banned his live broadcast room.

"I'm thinking too much about myself......" After finding that he was thinking too much, Ren Yan didn't forget to change to Lolita and said hello to Chaoguan.

"Shark chirp, super boss, hello!"

Shark chirps [super tube]: "Hello, hello!"

After making sure that nothing would happen, Ren Yan glanced at the barrage.

"I really don't know what kind of mentality those clamoring to close the live broadcast room! What kind of anchor is singing, music, music! This is taste, life, and art! Do you understand?

"I don't understand what some people are thinking, people are obviously just singing, and something as sacred as music can be associated with something dirty by you, you people are so disgusting!"

"Anchor, this song "Itch" is so loud!"

"Anchor Cow Batch!"

"This song is so good! No, this film is so good!"

"What the hell are you telling the truth upstairs!"

The unique barrage culture is still relatively cute.

At this time, the popularity of the live broadcast room is approaching 500,000.

"Well, let's wait a minute, let me think about what to sing next......" said a sentence in the live broadcast room, and Ren Yan opened the task interface.

When he opened the task interface of the fourth stage of the main quest, he directly pulled the interface to the bottom.

[Current number of fans: 33828]

This line of data will instantly show the current number of fans of the monster.

When he saw the more than 30,000 data for the first time, Ren Yan was a little dissatisfied.

After all, this song "Itch" is a musical work from the home planet of the system, not to mention the music of Hanging Water Blue Star, at least it is at the top level of pop music.

But he only managed to gain more than 30,000 fans.

You must know that the number of fans required to complete the main quest of the fourth stage is a full 100 million.

If a song is tens of thousands, Ren Yan estimates that by the time he completes the task, he will almost be exhausted.

But then Ren Yan figured it out.

Just finished singing this song, and it didn't take long for so many people to be defined as fans by the system for the first time, which is actually not a few.

When this song is uploaded to various music platforms, this data will begin to grow in real success.

After all, there are so many people in the live broadcast room now, and most of them clicked in because they had just started broadcasting, and the most people came in halfway through singing.

By definition, this group of people is not considered a "fan".

But it doesn't mean that they won't be counted by the system after hearing the second or third songs, or hearing "Itch" again in other places.

Thinking about it like this, Ren Yan's heart became much more steady.

"It's time to show the real technology......"

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The fourth update!