Chapter 12: Bribing the Director
At noon, the pavilion is full of dishes, including Northeast stewed harvest, Babao Zhen chicken, crispy short ribs, boiled pot fish, and corn and radish soup.
Song Dandan looked at these dishes and praised: "Xiaoxin, this child, the craftsmanship is amazing!" turned his head to look at the drooling Batu and preached: "Look at Xiaoxin, look at you! I don't ask you to be like Xiaoxin, you can cook a good meal for your mother in person, and your mother is satisfied in her life." ”
Batu pursed his lips, looked at Song Dandan and said helplessly: "Mom, this dish is so tempting, let's eat it and then say okay?" He Jun said roundly: "Okay, let's serve everyone!" Then he looked at Peng Peng and said: "Serve the wine~" Peng Peng was stunned and said: "Where do we still have wine?" Zifeng thought for a while and said: "There is still a small half bucket of orange juice in the refrigerator." ”
Huang Lei slapped his thigh and stood up, and said briskly: "Look at me!" said and walked towards the director team, came to Wang Zhengyu and smiled: "Lao Wang! We have been friends for many years, can you give a case of beer for nothing?"
Wang Zhengyu pulled his face and said: "Cooked and cooked, a can of beer is 50 corn." Huang Lei widened his eyes and said in surprise: "Yesterday there were only 15 cans of corn, and today you are going to fly!"
Wang Zhengyu hid behind the camera and said: "Yesterday I was happy to give you special treatment, and today I am happy to give you 50 cans of corn." How can you drop me?"
Huang Lei sighed and said: "Come to Lao Wang, let's talk again, you come here~, don't worry that I won't throw shoes." Wang Zhengyu sneered and looked at Huang Lei and said, "I believe you are a ghost, you!
The people in the pavilion watched Huang Lei interact with Wang Zhengyu and laughed, Zhao Xin put away his smile, entered the kitchen and took out a small pot of crispy chops, and ran to Wang Zhengyu to flatter: "Director Wang............., are you hungry?
Wang Zhengyu took the small basin and said with a straight face: "I'm such a person! If it weren't for the face of my subordinates, I wouldn't have accepted your bribe." ”
As soon as Huang Lei heard this, he reached out and grabbed the small basin. Wang Zhengyu hurriedly stopped: "Alas, alas, don't mind, I'll give you beer." He turned his head to Xiao Liu of the props group and said, "Go and get you a beer for Brother Lei." Huang Lei smiled with satisfaction: "It's pretty much the same." ”
Huang Lei and Zhao Xin took the wine and put it under the table, Peng Peng came over to open 3 bottles and poured everything that could be drunk on the table. Zi Feng looked at the beer a little curious, and said to Peng Peng, "Brother, can you bring me some?" Peng Peng glanced at Zi Feng and said, "Okay." With that, he poured a glass of orange juice.
Zi Feng was stunned for a moment, and said,(╥_╥)"I didn't want this. Zhao Xin smiled at Zifeng and said, "Minors are not allowed to drink, especially little girls, you will get drunk with a little beer." Zi Feng suppressed his curiosity and said unwillingly: "Okay, I'll drink a drink." ”
Huang Lei saw that everyone didn't move their chopsticks, Huang Lei raised his glass (๑ ́ᄇ'๑) and said: "Friends come from afar, there is nothing to entertain~ A glass of water and wine to toast our friendship!" Everyone got up and drank the wine in the cup, and Huang Lei then said: "Don't say anything superfluous, whoever eats slowly, who washes the dishes." Everyone started their chopsticks.
Barrage in the live broadcast room
Chubby collapsed and said: "Why do you want me to see so many delicacies, I have grown 5 pounds of meat in the past two days"
Hacker layer (ᄑ_ᄑ): "I saw Hu Ge Abo posting photos of Zhao Xin"
Zi'er (✪ω✪): "Received!
Xiran (ノ ̄▽ ̄): "I had already had lunch, and I was hungry again when I saw this"
Wang Ergou (* ̄) ̄): "It's poisoning time again, but fortunately I prepared pig's trotters"
Elementary school apprentice ̄へ ̄: "Hehe, I almost ate my phone~"
Mu Ran ヽ ( ̄ω ̄〃) ゝ: "Upstairs is a ruthless man!"
The screen pans back to the mushroom house
Everyone leaned back on their chairs after eating, and He Jun said comfortably: "There is an old saying that is good, spring is lacking, autumn is sleepy, and summer is napping. I want to sleep after eating. ”
Huang Lei yawned and said, "Well, it's not okay to have no entertainment after dinner." Looking at Zhao Xin, he smiled and said, "Xiaoxin will give you a cross talk, I haven't listened to it for a long time." ”
Zhao Xin stood up and said with a stiff face: "I didn't expect that someone would really applaud, this can be regarded as a good opening." In fact, I know in my heart that your applause is a farewell to the host. I don't have a name, but just now at the door of the theater, a child recognized me, "You actor, play Avatar." "I recognized the wrong person. You see those comedians on the stage, and the audience applauds and laughs constantly, but what about me? The dawn here is quiet. You don't have to comfort me, really, I'm used to keeping a low profile. I'm not talking about cross talk, I'm lonely.......... {Fang Qingping's happy childhood, I won't be watery, friends can take a look on the Internet when they have time}"
Everyone applauded~ Huang Lei said with a smile on his face: "This one-piece talk is really good, it's amazing!" Song Dandan praised: "This foundation is solid, and this cross talk ventriloquist is really a master's style." He turned his head to look at Batu and said disgustedly: "You learn more from Xiaoxin, this kid, how talented you are! ”
He Jun interrupted: "Sister Dandan, don't say it, we have a live broadcast." Song Dandan was surprised: "Live broadcast~ Hey! It's bad, the audience and friends will definitely talk about me again." ”
Huang Lei smiled and said: "It's okay, which parents don't want their children to be good, they just want their children to become Chan every day." Sha Yi nodded, and said with deep understanding: "My child has been skinned like a monkey since he was a child, and today's children can't beat or scold, you have to coax well, so you are willing to learn hard." Huang Lei rejoiced: "Fortunately, my daughter is my daughter, if it were a boy, I would definitely be in a hurry." ”
He Jun asked Zhao Xin suspiciously: "Who wrote this cross talk?" Everyone focused on Zhao Xin, and Zhao Xin was stared at unnaturally: "This is what my master wrote, he said: Cross talk can't be without baggage, and then he gave it to me, I felt that this word was a little flawed, so I revised it, and everyone listened to the revised word." ”
Everyone applauded, Sha Yi stretched out his thumb and praised: "You are amazing!" Zi Feng and Peng Peng looked at Zhao Xin with admiring eyes, Ba Tu nodded and admired: "Although I am a few years older than you, I have eaten for a few years in vain." Brother, what you said is so good!"
Huang Lei clapped his hands and said: "Okay, Xiaoxin listened to the cross talk, let's take advantage of the time, take a nap, and go to the village in the afternoon to sell the apples." Everyone cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks on the table, and the young man brushed the dishes in the kitchen, and went upstairs to rest after washing.
Live room
Wu Zetian_(°-°): "My man is amazing, I'm a little unworthy"
Zi'er (๑❛ᴗ❛๑): "If you don't deserve it, give it to me~"
Mo Shanghua bloomed (艹艹艹): "A group of Xiao Biaozi, blow you up with [Wang Fried]!"
Wang Ergou (^∀^): "I'm admiring, Zhao Xin's ventriloquist and the expression on his face make me happy to straighten my waist"
Chubby (T▽T): "Gain weight at noon, lose weight after meals, I should have a wry smile on my face"
Qingfeng drunk (TωT): "I think Song Dandan is really good to his son, but it's a pity that Batu meets someone else's child." ”
At 3 o'clock in the afternoon, Chubby, Zifeng, Zhao Xin, and Batu walked to the village square with four baskets of apples. When I arrived at the square, there were many people chatting, dancing, exercising, and children were playing and looking for cats.
The four of them looked at so many people in the square, and they couldn't let go of it, and they didn't know how to speak.
Zhao Xin thought for a while and shouted: "Don't miss it when you pass by, the crispy and sweet big apple is cheap~4 yuan a catty, a big crispy and sweet ang~" Many people heard 4 yuan a catty and came to Zhao Xin and others to look at the apples.
An old man looked at the apple and said, "Why do I feel a little familiar?" The aunt next to him said: "This is the apple of the old Cui family, I heard that this year's fruit has been sold to some TV station." ”
Zhao Xin smiled and said to the aunt: "Auntie, you are not wrong, it is the old Cui family." The surroundings were amazed, and they discussed, villager A: "Good guy, Lao Cui used to buy us for 5 yuan, but this time the TV station sold it cheaply." Villager B said: "The apples of the old Cui family are good, and the apples are all big." Villager C said, "No, it tastes so sweet." ”
A little girl pointed to the big apple in the basket and winked at Zhao Xin and said, "Brother, can I taste it?" That appearance made the people around laugh, Zhao Xin took out an apple, cleaned it with mineral water, and handed it to the little girl. smiled and said: "This is for you to eat, if it is delicious, help my brother advertise." ”
The little girl took the apple, took a bite and praised, "It's so sweet!" and then lowered her head and said unhappily, "This apple is too big for me to eat." ”
Zhao Xin picked up the little girl's apple, divided it into 8 cloves with the fruit knife he brought, and then said to the little girl: "Call your little friends over, I want to share good things with them." The little girl blinked and smiled and replied, "Yes!" and ran to the side of the square to call the little friends to share the fruit together.
Zhao Xin looked at Peng Peng and said, "Peng Peng, you go to help the children, go to the public toilet to wash your hands and eat, and pay attention to hygiene." Peng Peng left in response, and at this time, the villagers began to rush to buy, and the frightened Batu and Zifeng next to them did not react. Zhao Xin is very busy.
Live room
Zi'er (๑ ̄∀ ̄๑): "The male god is too loving and pays special attention to hygiene. ”
Chubby ╭(╯^╰)╮: "Watching children wash their hands, I think I, an adult, should also pay attention to hygiene." ”
Mu Ran ಠ╭╮ಠ: "Hygiene! Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility!"
Mo Shang Blossom (≖ᴗ≖)✧: "Actually, I pay attention to the apples in the basket"
Wang Ergou (* ̄〈 ̄): "Me too, I decided to go to the supermarket"
Wu Zetian (ー_ー) ノ: "Why is my apple tasteless?"
Hacker Layer (¬_¬): "Most of the fruits in big cities are hormone-doped. ”
After a while, the apples were sold out, and the surrounding villagers asked, "When will you sell them again?" Zhao Xin wiped the sweat on his face and said, "I will probably sell them again the day after tomorrow." "The surrounding villagers got the information and dispersed.
Zi Feng counted the money and said, "It was sold for 252 yuan." Batu squatted on the ground and wiped his sweat and said: "I didn't expect that the first time I did business was so hot, I was really excited and tired." Peng Peng took a sip of water and said comfortably: "It's so refreshing~ The villagers are too enthusiastic!" Zhao Xin packed up the basket and smiled at everyone: "Get up, let's go back and rest." The three of them stood up and walked towards the mushroom house.