Pick up tickets, buy popcorn, Coke, and enter the venue, all in one go, and he didn't say a word, or even a word, in the middle.

When I came to my position, the surroundings were empty, and in the darkness, only a few sporadic places could see the figures of a few people.

Wu Xiaojing quietly looked at the big screen in front of him and began to look forward to the content of the movie.

Every time he watched a movie, he felt as if something was released in his heart, as if in this screening room, he walked out of his autism and became a new self.

He loved it.

After waiting for five or six minutes, the movie finally started playing.

At the beginning, it was a very ordinary opening, a private room in a hotel, a big boss and three employees were sitting in a precarious position.

"Knowing you makes me believe that everything is a matter of fate. Perhaps, God has long been destined to lead us through the darkness. ”

"Now what I'm trying to say is... What did I do in my last life?"

Burst!!!

Wu Xiaojing just drank the Coke in his mouth and squirted out, thanks to the fact that there was no one in front of him... New Bayi Chinese Network Launch www.. com m.. com

What the hell is this?!

Obviously, he was still a serious look just now, and the style of painting will change!

Wu Xiaojing was not the only one who sprayed Coke, the few people in the entire screening hall almost all squirted out just now.

This also made Wu Xiaojing's eyes light up.

Looks like it's right... This time I seem to have found a treasure!

......

Looking at a sheep and a wolf on the table... No, it was supposed to be made of a puppet with the appearance of a wolf and a sheep, but like a human, it had two hands and two legs.

Li Chenggong said speechlessly:

"The national animation market is so hot, you actually show me such sales performance, your IQ is really refreshing. ”

"And Xiao Zhang, you still have made progress this year, last year you were mentally handicapped, and this year you were promoted to stupidity. ”

"As for you, I have always felt that there are two kinds of people in the world who are the most attractive, one is the kind of person who looks very beautiful, and the other kind of person is you. Thank you for making me realize that it is a truth that hair is long and knowledge is short. ”

Poofhahahaha!

There were already people in the theater who laughed madly, and this was just the beginning, which made some people laugh, and Wu Xiaojing also felt that this movie was really interesting.

It's just that this is just the beginning, and how the whole movie is going depends on the development later.

......

When the plane passed through security, Niu Geng was stopped outside.

"You don't let me bring this, you don't let me bring this, you still let me check in these luggage, okay, I promise you that I will check it in a while, but I don't let me bring this bottle of milk!!"

"Excuse me sir, according to the regulations of the Civil Aviation Authority, liquids are not allowed on board. ”

"We take the train and let these take, and take the plane for...."

"I'm sorry, but you can't really take it on the plane, if you insist on taking it on the plane, you can go down with your kitchen knife and check it in, or you can drink it now." Sir you...."

Niu Geng looked at the security inspector blankly for a long time, and finally moved.

He didn't go down with the milk, but unscrewed the lid of the milk bucket, which was at least more than a liter, picked up the bucket and drank it!!

Wu Xiaojing looked at this scene dumbfounded, he was simply shocked!

Is this special! invincible, okay? Such a big bucket of milk, just drink it?

Watching the milk in the bucket slowly fall, Wu Xiao Kyoto couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

This Nima is still using a one-shot shot!!In other words, this actor drinks milk without editing, this is really drinking a bucket of milk!

What kind of person is this? So awesome? When did such a god come out in the film and television industry?

"Hiccup~~~"

As Niu Geng hiccuped, Li Chenggong on the screen and a few people in the screening room all said in unison: Talent...

.......

Su Yun couldn't help but look at the big bull version of "People in Embarrassment", and the people in the original Su Yun studio were all amused.

Su Yun: They are having fun, but the two couples sitting in the last row are about to collapse in their hearts, okay?!

These two couples were originally in a long-distance relationship, no, they finally met once, so they wanted to watch a movie.

However, although it is superficially said to be watching a movie, the two of them are very clear in their hearts, the movie is not important, the most important thing is that the two of them will not see each other soon, and they want to be affectionate!

Don't ask why don't you go to the hotel to make out, can the hotel have such an atmosphere as a movie theater?!

The boy originally chose a movie that no one watched, and the location was also selected in the last row, and both of them knew it. ァ新ヤ~(8)~1~Chinese網ωωω.. còм

But.... As a result, at the beginning of this movie, the two of them were amused by this broken movie, and most of the coke next to them laughed directly when they watched the movie!!

This boy is bitter in his heart!

Originally, there was a plot that was boring, and the two people looked at each other and confirmed that they were the ones who wanted to kiss.

The faces of the two people slowly approached, and just as they were about to touch, Niu Geng, who was on a plane on the screen, suddenly jumped out and said, "You open the window to breathe..".

The girl suddenly squirted out and sprayed the boy's face.

Although the girl wants to hold back, she can't help it!!

Just seeing the honest Niu Geng in the afterglow, she wanted to laugh.

Suddenly, the boy's psychological shadow area was directly paved!

The more they looked behind, the more they couldn't find a chance, until halfway through the time, their faces were already twitching with laughter!!

Who is going to reason with this!

We don't want to watch a movie!

At the end of the movie, Su Yun and his party were stunned and rested in their positions for ten minutes before getting up to leave, as did the two little couples in the last two rows.

No way... I really don't have the strength to laugh!!

Su Yun walked out of the theater with a happy face, while the two couples walked out with a blue face.

Da Niu looked at the couple with a confused expression, and asked Su Yun: "What's the matter with Director Su, those two people don't seem to be very happy after watching the movie..."

Su Yun secretly said in his heart: You have ruined all the good things of others, can they be happy?!

However, Su Yun had to sigh that Da Niu was indeed born to make movies, although he was on the big screen for the first time, but the experience of observing and learning in the crew over the years made him quickly adapt to the rhythm of the big screen, not at all like a person who is filming for the first time.

If Su Yun, the baby on the earth, gives 10 points, then he can give 9 points.

Moreover, Su Yun is extremely sure that the box office of this movie will scare a large number of people to death again.

() I want to talk about "I am a genius star" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find a confidant~