Chapter 15: The True Biography of Yasuo
"Sao Pig, you can't do it. I walked two laps on the opposite high ground in ten minutes. You see, ha, you. Play with a snakeskin prince. If you listen to me, play with a stone man and cooperate with me Yasuo. Absolutely no loss. Li Mu began to count the pigs in the crooked.
"You're embarrassed to say it. You play Yasuo for ten minutes, 0-4, and you are very proud. You've indeed gone up to the opposite high ground. But you went up on E. You don't call it the high ground, you call it giving people heads. PDD also said angrily.
"Did anyone tell me what happened? A barrage asked. At this time, the barrage was full of it, and the wooden tyrant was right. He was indeed on the opposite high ground in ten minutes.
It turned out that after Li Mu bought the skin for the owner. started a double row with Sao Pig. Li Mu chose Yasuo in the middle of the road.
When you enter the game, you can see that TGP prompts that the first skill upgrade of Swift Wind Sword Hao is E. Sao Pig felt that something was wrong.
Sure enough, as the pig thought. Three minutes into the middle of the road, bad news. The little fishman on the opposite side took the first drop of blood.
Yasuo's body collapsed in front of a tower. The little fish-man still has two-thirds of his health.
It didn't take long for Yasuo to be killed by the little fishman again at the time of five minutes. And the little fishman on the other side also knew Yasuo's strength. Went straight home and got a ring. Eight minutes. The little fishman killed Yasuo alone for the third time.
Finally, the time came to nine minutes. The little fishman on the opposite side cooperated with the blind monk to go to the lower road. PDD and their own junglers quickly support. 4V4 was formed. In the end, under the high damage of the small fish. Kaisha, Bron, the prince, and the leopard girl successfully killed the support toad on the opposite side with their lives. All four of them were killed.
After the death, Sao Zhu just wanted to ask Li Mu why he didn't come to support. I heard Li Mu's words.
"Teacher prostitute, why are you so dished? How did you guys 4V4 become 4-for-1. ”
"You're embarrassed to say that you don't even call a signal when you are on the other side. I've paid it all. You're still in the middle lane... Replenishment?" Sao Pig shifted his perspective to the middle lane. The word replenishment came out of his mouth with difficulty.
From the pig's point of view, the lane in the middle lane is facing A. The plating of the enemy's outer tower has only dropped one and a half layers. And there is only one layer of your own outer tower tapi. And the Wind Sword Hao was at the location of the second tower at this time.
There is a momentum of being trapped in battle, and there is no life or death. Heading straight for the high ground opposite.
There were constantly question marks behind Yasuo. Sao Pig couldn't help but put a question mark.
"Don't you see me in Kamikochi, these garbage teammates? "The pig still hasn't complained. I heard Li Mu's complaints.
"Brother, you don't call it Kamikochi. You're giving people heads. Come back soon. Don't E. If you don't do more, you will kill yourself. The pig began to howl.
The Lord of the River slew the Wind Swordman.
Sao Pig's voice just fell. I saw the body of the Wind Sword Hao lying under the front tooth tower opposite. Next to it is a newly resurrected toad flicking its tongue.
"Brother, I feel like you're here to play me. And I have proof. Sao Pig finally began to complain.
"You can eat food indiscriminately, but you can't talk nonsense. You can tell me if I went to the opposite high ground. Li Mu asked.
Sao Pig took a look at the place where Yasuo died. Struggled to spit out a word, "Yes." ”
"That's right. Isn't it strong for me to go to the opposite high ground in ten minutes? Look at you again. Four for one. For playing you. Do you think the other side can invite me?" asked Li Mu suspiciously.
Sao Zhu didn't want to entangle with Li Mu anymore. Because what Li Mu said was right. But Li Mu is indeed a dish. The pig can be seen from the top of the mending knife. In addition, Li Mugang brushed more than one million. I won't blame Li Mu.
Fifteen minutes to come. All surrenders. It's a pity that one person refused. Sao Pig didn't have to think about it, it must have been Li Mu who refused.
Barrage at this time
"I'm right. Ten minutes has indeed been on the high ground. Is there something wrong?"
"I'm a wooden tyrant who has played the essence of Yasuo. As long as I'm fast enough. None of my teammates' question marks could catch up with me. ”
"I feel that the wooden tyrant wants to laugh at me to death, and then inherit my ant flower. ”
"Am I the only one who thinks that the wood is really powerful? Don't you see that he E is very smooth? seamless E. I think the wood is a lot for the live effect. ”
If Li Mu saw this barrage at this time, he would definitely say. Brother, you really wronged me. I played League of Legends for eight years. There will be a seamless E. When the rank is at its highest, Silver Two.
One afternoon. There are thirteen rounds in total. All lost. Can you play thirteen rounds in a few hours in an afternoon? Don't say it, you really can, because there is no game that lasts more than twenty-one minutes.
Finally, after a losing streak, someone pulled Yasuo in the fourteenth game. Because Li Mu made it clear that he wanted to play Yasuo. The pig is not easy to wrench. That's right, when the hero is played, Sao Pig is expecting his teammates to move Yasuo. It's a pity that there are no teammates to pull. Someone finally pulled it in this game. Sao Pig suddenly had the feeling of pulling Yasuo's teammates to kiss him.
Yasuo was wrenched. Li Mu was also helpless. I had to choose the Lord of the Shadows, Tribulation.
At the fourteenth minute, Li Mu's record was zero bar seven. Opposite is an Akali on the 20th floor of a murder book. There is no way, Li Muyin's level is given in the Diamond Bureau. Fifteen minutes to come.
"Wood, I ordered. Sao Pig saw the choice of surrender on the screen. directly chose yes, and then said to Li Mu.
"I initiated it. Li Mu said helplessly. There is no way, robbing this hero is not as happy as the sword hero. So Li Mu didn't have the mentality to continue playing.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death. Brother, I ordered. ”
"I initiated it. ”
"No more. I recorded it. Tik Tok point tomorrow. ”
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"Down, stop playing. It's time to finish eating. "Li Mu doesn't plan to play anymore. The babysitter has already cooked the meal. After losing an afternoon, Li Mu didn't want to play anymore.
"Okay, brother, add WeChat. I'll find a silver number next time. Take you to the point. ”
After adding WeChat to Sao Pig again, Li Mu stood up and stretched his waist. After sitting all afternoon, my waist was a little sore. But Li Mu knew that there was no problem with his waist and he was very healthy.
Wang Chenyu did not appear today. Li Mu was not in a hurry. He didn't expect to meet Principal Wang on the first day. Take it easy. Someday we can meet.
Li Mu, who doesn't work, has time to squat at Wang Chenyu.
"Don't crouch in front of a computer for a day. The eyes can't stand it. Get out and about more. At the dinner table, Li Mei began to educate Li Mu again. Li Mu's family does not have a rule of not saying anything. Li Mei has always wanted to say it.
"Got it, I have something to do with my computer in the afternoon. Li Mu said perfunctorily. Pick up a piece of braised pork. It's delicious. At least it's better than Li Mei's cooking.
"It's better to keep an eye on it. The radiation of the computer is large. Li Mei saw Li Mu and said that there was something wrong with using the computer. did not continue to reprimand Li Mu. She doesn't know how to use a computer, though. But she knows that computers are often needed in today's society.