Chapter 456: Poked in the nostrils by a sword

"I let you have a conscience and morality, I let you not tell me, I let you snort coldly, I will kick you to death!" Ye Huaao continued to put his feet, still not exerting spiritual power, because he felt that there was no need at all.

To deal with this kind of perversion, what do you need spiritual power? All you need is a lesson.

It's not good for children to be perverted and old, most of them are wasted, so kick them with their feet.

Lan Xiruo could only think of this now, because she was already laughing madly in the space. It's really the first time she's met such a crazy Ye Huaao.

After all, even when he encountered that perverted monster in the Ancient Secret Realm, he didn't seem to be so crazy

By the time Yehua was angry, the Chaos Emperor was already blue and swollen, and he slowly got up from the ground, looking aggrieved.

"Alright, let's go, don't come. Ye Huaao waved his hand, indicating that he did not want to see him.

Unexpectedly, this Chaos Emperor was quite determined and persevering, so he didn't leave, and the first thing he said was: "I want to see Lan Xiruo!"

Is this thing brain-pumping?

Lan Xiruo couldn't stand it anymore, but she felt that it didn't seem good for her to come out now. After all, I've seen other people's jokes, how embarrassing it is.

Fortunately, Ye Huaao didn't get on his feet again this time, just squinted slightly: "I'll replace my wife, say it, what you want to say, just say it to me." ”

This also shows a lot of affection by the way.

Although Ye Huaao didn't know what the hell was such a thing as showing affection.

The Chaos Emperor thought for a while, as if it was okay to talk to him, anyway, it was all discussed, and it would be good to tell Lan Xiruo when the time came, he finally stopped being brainless, and spoke directly: "Then I will say, evil king, you must be mentally prepared, don't be scared by me, after all, you are not Lan Xiruo." ”

Ye Huaao snorted coldly in his heart: Isn't it just a confession, why are you talking so domineering?

"Say?" he raised an eyebrow.

The Chaos Emperor took a deep breath: "Your Highness the Evil King, please tell Lan Xiruo that I want to manage those subordinates with her and her. ”

Ye Huaao nodded perfunctorily: "Well, I know, let me tell you, if my family already has me, I will never like you" As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that something was wrong, "What did you just say?"

In fact, he didn't listen to it at all, he thought it was nothing more than those confessions that were similar to each other, how could he think it was this kind of thing?

What about the non-dividing thoughts?

What about a good confession?

Deceptive?,

Ye Huaao had already thought of a whole set of rhetoric in his mind, but found that he had misunderstood the meaning?

So what the hell is this? What the hell is going on?

The Chaos Emperor nodded a little confusedly: "Yes, co-manage your subordinates, I know I can't beat the people you unite, so I want to cooperate, that's it." ”

Then he looked at Ye Huaao with some curiosity: "But ah, what do you say you like, why didn't I figure it out?"

He's going to be confused, too.

Why did he suddenly say something, Lan Xi wouldn't like him? What did he just say that shouldn't have made the evil king mistaken?

The Chaos Emperor struggled to remember, but his mind went blank.

"Nothing, you heard it wrong. Ye Huaao coughed a little embarrassed and waved his hand, "I'll tell Ruo'er, you can go back." ”

The Chaos Emperor touched his head and went back with a confused expression, muttering to himself as he walked: "Who likes whom, what the hell is going on?, is it because I am so beautiful, the evil king likes me?"

Ye Huaao had already turned around, but as soon as he heard the words of the Chaos Emperor, he couldn't bear it, would he like him?

"Get out! Labor doesn't like men!"

The Chaos Emperor scratched his head: "Actually, you can see me as a woman, I don't mind, really" said and glanced at Ye Huaao shyly.

Ye Huaao went crazy

It's perverted, right?

It must be a pervert, right?

After the Chaos Emperor left, Lan Xiruo came out embarrassed, looked at the somewhat embarrassed Ye Hua and smiled: "Hahaha, I've heard it all, in fact, I think it doesn't hurt for us to have one more ally, the team is huge, it's easy to do things?"

Her tone was a bit negotiable, after all, Hua Ao was still angry this night.

Ally?

Ye Hua Ao was afraid that the Chaos Emperor would already be angry with him before he could help them!

"You can do it yourself!" Ye Huaao was too lazy to care, so he dropped this sentence angrily and went back to the bedroom by himself. This is just infuriating, okay? The Chaos Emperor wasn't like that before, was he?

In his impression, the Chaos Emperor was insidious and vicious, decisive in his actions, absolutely not procrastinating, and completely a resolute person, which was why these subordinates listened to him so much.

But now who can tell him what the hell this is?

Have you become a woman?

The Chaos Emperor is also a relatively patient person, and he came in the afternoon after leaving in the morning, just as the night Hua Ao was in the bedroom, and Lan Xiruo was wandering around the hall.

As soon as he saw Lan Xiruo, the Chaos Emperor greeted him as if he had seen his own mother, but he was poked by the swords of the two guards.

The position of the poke is a bit awkward.

nostril

So, in the end, the Chaos Emperor was sitting in the main hall stuffed with two balls of cotton cloth, still looking at Lan Xiruo with blazing eyes. This cotton cloth also oozes a little blood from time to time, how funny it is.

this

Lan Xiruo looked at this picture, and her face was already hurting with laughter. In fact, she wanted to know how he did such a rare thing as being poked in the nostrils by a sword?

Is it just a god-man?

It's time to be worshipped!

"Lan Xiruo, I sincerely want to cooperate with you. Can't you see my sincerity? Look at it, I was beaten like this by Ye Huaao in the morning, and now I have been hurt like this, isn't my sincerity obvious enough?"

Lan Xiruo smiled a little awkwardly: It's really too obvious

The current Chaos Emperor is already a little miserable, his face is still bruised from the morning, his nostrils are stuffed with cotton cloth, his speech is muffled, and the whole person feels very bad.

She felt that she was already too sorry for him if she didn't agree.

"It's okay to cooperate, but what about your chips? You know, I don't have time to raise people right now, and I'm followed by some extremely capable people. Lan Xi looked at the Chaos Emperor.

If Lan Xi opened his mouth, the Chaos Emperor knew that there was hope, his eyes lit up, and he jumped up directly: "Mmmmmm, let me tell you, I have chips, and now the chips are a little bigger, but a little embarrassed, they say that I am an evil cultivator." ”

Cult cultivators?

Lan Xiruo's eyes flashed, as if it was similar to the chaotic spiritual power, after all, in the eyes of everyone, the chaotic spiritual power was also a kind of evil cultivation.

"How capable are you?" Lan Xiruo's voice was very calm.

The Chaos Emperor took a deep breath, but his nostrils were blocked, and the breath was really a bit suffocating, and then exhaled hard. It would have been a normal process of luck.

But he had a cotton cloth stuffed in his nose, and that's it

As he exhaled, because of the force he used, two balls of cotton cloth spewed out directly with lightning speed, and landed on the faces of the two guards not far away, that is, the two who had just pierced his nostrils with a sword.

Moreover, this cotton cloth is still the kind with blood.

Not only that, but the position of this fall is also very ingenious, directly in the middle of the eyebrows, but it looks like some rouge.

Lan Xiruo was stunned for a long time, and suddenly laughed: "Chaos Emperor, this is your ability? You are quite unique, no one would have thought of such an attack."

The Chaos Emperor looked at Lan Xiruo, who was smiling, and scratched his head a little distressed: "I'll tell you, it's just an accident, Lan Xiruo, really, it's just an accident." Seeing that she was still laughing wildly, he was anxious and stomped his feet directly, "It's really, annoying!"

burst

Lan Xiruo sprayed thoroughly.

When she finished laughing, she clutched her stomach weakly and looked at the Chaos Emperor: "Compared to your ability, I seem to know one thing more." ”

The Chaos Emperor nodded violently: "You say!"

"Are you a man or a woman?"

Originally, this should be a question that didn't need to be thought about, but there was an exception here in the Chaos Emperor, he scratched his scalp, a little embarrassed: "Actually, you are willing to treat me as a woman, I am a woman, if you want to treat me as a man, I am a man"

Lan Xiruo suddenly remembered the sentence that I don't know who said: can be men or women, can attack or defend, can go up or down, can be front and back

Although it is a little undisciplined, it is simply appropriate to describe the current Chaos Emperor!

In the end, if Lan Xi was really tired of laughing, she knew very well the strength of the Chaos Emperor, his use of space spells was extremely exquisite, and he also had a lot of research on chaos spiritual power, coupled with the now unknown magical evil cultivation spells, it was also very powerful.

She doesn't care about what is good and evil, some so-called positive cultivation is dirtier than evil cultivation, and it is not as good as evil cultivation, and those who are righteous and bright admit that they are evil cultivators.

Where are those disgusting righteous path people, who have to put gold on their faces and disguise themselves as a great good person who purifies all sentient beings.

"I'll have someone arrange a room for you, and if there's anything going on, we'll discuss it together. There is one premise, you can't harass other people, they all have masters!" Lan Xiruo glared.

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The Chaos Emperor hurriedly waved his hand: "I definitely didn't mean this, absolutely not!"

Lan Xiruo nodded: "That's good, and ah, you restrain yourself in front of Hua Ao, be careful that he really beats you to the point of being half-paralyzed, I can't save you." ”