Chapter Forty-Seven: The Tiger Hurts (Part 2!)
"This kung fu girl can't practice, she learned to grow an Adam's apple and a beard, don't you want to be pretty?"
Ye Jin's words dispelled Ye Ningning's idea of wanting to learn horizontal practice.
was already fat and had a long beard, Ye Ningning thought about it, it was estimated that he didn't need to learn martial arts by himself, and revenge Wang Siyang for ridicule, that guy laughed out of his brain.
Seeing that the little girl was disappointed, Ye Jin smiled and said: "The ability to not hurt when beaten is the most inferior ability, and the really superior ability is the ability to make people unable to beat you, in short...... As long as you dodge fast enough, the rolling pin won't be able to catch up with you. ”
When Ye Ningning heard this, his fat hand suddenly slapped his head, and his big eyes widened: "That's right! Why do you have to be beaten......! You're so witty!"
Ye Jin said that the little girl was in her heart in one sentence, and the little girl felt at this moment that her brother was simply one of the best brothers in the world, and he would think about her.
Li Fengqin also reprimanded Ye Jin with tears and laughter: "No, teach her, this child is already skinny, can you do it if you don't fight!"
The big ones can't be managed, and if the small ones can't be managed, what is the strength of this mother!
Ye Guoping also thought deeply and said: "Yes, if this girl doesn't fight, she can turn the sky upside down!"
Ye Ningning looked at Li Fengqin and Ye Guoping with resentment and said, "Where are you two beating me because of my skin, you are angry with me!"
Ye Jin smiled and said: "It's okay, you two can't fight, can't I fight yet?" If you two really want to fight with your own hands, I will grab her and hang her, and you two will fight again, and you will resist beating after practicing kung fu, and you are not afraid of being broken." ”
Li Fengqin immediately smiled: "This makes some sense." ”
Ye Guoping was also happy: "Okay, let's practice." ”
Ye Ningning was immediately messy, and said sadly: "This family can't stay!"
The whole family didn't have a good thing!!
Wang Wending looked at the little girl's expression, and he was already laughing to the point of deformation: "This kid is too likable." ”
Laughing and laughing, making trouble, Ye Jin took the matter of teaching Ye Ningning kung fu to heart.
This child was born precocious, intelligent, strong, and has good roots, no matter how you look at it, he is a good seedling.
Besides, Ye Jin plans to pass on his kung fu, and it is inevitable that he will teach his disciples in the future, this kid is a very good guinea pig.
The little girl is young and has not yet achieved her muscles, so she must start with qi cultivation first.
It is more troublesome to teach Fishing Toad, after all, he also pondered it by himself, and he has not understood it thoroughly, and it is not easy to teach people, in that case, the best way to get started is the three-body pose of Xingyi Boxing.
As for how to teach...... Ye Jin thought about it, and then said to Ye Ningning: "I'll take you to the zoo tomorrow." ”
Ye Ningning wondered, "Why are you going to the zoo?"
Ye Jin smiled and said, "Take you to apprentice." ”
Ye Ningning: ???
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When he got up early the next morning, Ye Jin picked up Ye Ningning and Wang Wending, and both of them were very unhappy.
However, the two of them have always been worried about what Ye Jin sold yesterday, but no matter how they asked Ye Jin, they couldn't say anything, so they could only pinch their noses and get up.
The three of them took a few buses and subways, and when they arrived at the zoo, it was already more than 10 o'clock.
Ye Jin didn't take a taxi, although he had a salary, but it hadn't swelled to the point of spending money indiscriminately, how much did it cost to take a taxi for a distance of more than 100 kilometers.
"It's all here, you say, where is the master?" Ye Ningning wiped the beads of sweat on his head, and said weakly.
The little girl is fat, the weather is still hot, and she feels like she is going to collapse after taking two steps.
Wang Wending also picked up his clothes and fanned the wind, and couldn't help but say, "Yes, where is the master?"
Ye Jin smiled, stretched out his hand and pointed around the garden: "This, this, this...... Both. ”
Ye Ningning and Wang Wending were stunned.
The two of them, the big and the young, studied it in the middle of the night last night, and finally agreed that this "master" was the staff in the zoo, and it was very likely that it was Ye Jin's master.
So as soon as the two of them entered the garden, they began to stare at the people in their work clothes, especially the old man who swept the floor, which was the most like a master.
But who would have thought, Ye Jin pointed around, and he was not a person at all!
It's an animal!
Ye Ningning showed an expression, I'm still young, don't lie to me.
Wang Wending also waited quietly for the following, but he knew that Ye Jin would never be untargeted.
Ye Jin beckoned to the two, got on the sightseeing bus to the Tiger Park, and then began to explain.
"This time I came to the zoo, I want to teach you that it is the Xingyi Fist in the three major inner boxing, I learned Xue Chuan Xingyi lineage, Xue Shi attaches importance to the twelve shapes, and because of this, he summed up a set of "Pictograms", which is amazing. ”
"Xingyi Quan attaches the most importance to health, first of all, the body must be raised, kung fu can be on the body, people should have fever and sweat when exercising, this is the process of essence leakage, nourishing qi is to close the pores of the whole body, to prevent essence leakage, in order to nourish qi and return to the source, increase physical strength, and over time reach the point of transforming itself. ”
Ye Ningning was surprised: "The pores can still be controlled and closed?"
Wang Wending echoed: "Ask the same question." ”
The driver of the sightseeing bus listened to it for a long time, and felt that this young man was talking mysteriously, and said that this was a novel that he had read too much, and heard that even the pores could be controlled, so he couldn't help but be happy: "Hehe, young man, do you want to tell me how this pores can be closed? I'm also very curious." ”
Ye Jin paused, was silent for a moment, and then clapped his hands suddenly: "Smack!"
"Oops!"
"Yikes!"
“……”
A few exclamations came, and several people were frightened.
The sightseeing car swayed for a while, and the driver was dissatisfied: "You kid, what are you doing! My heart almost scared you off!" He thought that he had just laughed and made Ye Jin angry, deliberately scaring him.
Ye Jin smiled and said, "Are you scared, aren't you?" Do you have goosebumps? Do you feel energetic when you are frightened?"
The driver felt a little inexplicable: "The soul is going to be scared away, can you not be spiritual." ”
Ye Jinxin said that this old driver was quite good at complimenting, so he continued: "Everyone knows that people will be mentally frightened, but do you know why?"
This stopped the driver and said, "I have to find a scientist, I know where to go." ”
Ye Ningning's big eyes flashed, and he said curiously: "Yes, why do people feel energetic after being scared?"
Wang Wending also looked at Ye Jin with a look of curiosity.
"At that moment just now, in fact, the pores were closed, and the internal qi went up and went to the brain, so people will become a hundred times more energetic, but the time of being frightened is very short, and the closed pores are quickly released, so this spiritual feeling lasts for a short time. ”
The driver also couldn't laugh or cry: "Young man, where have you heard about this, it's like the real thing." ”
Ye Jin said perfunctorily: "The master taught me." ”
Just praise two sentences, and add some drama to yourself.
Ye Jin continued to lecture: " When the animal is frightened, the tail is cocked, the whole body is fried, and the spirit enters a state of tension, one is to maintain the balance of the body, but also to contain gas, in an instant to explode, attack or escape, the tail is an extension of the spine, so for animals with tails, closed pores can be controlled by themselves, in the process of evolution, people have changed the habit of walking with all fours, become upright walking, and the tail has degenerated, the perception of the spine has become very weak, and it has gradually lost the instinct of closing pores. ”
The driver felt a little ridiculous, and was about to say a few more words, when he heard an exclamation from the front.
"Oh no! The tiger hurts!"
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ps:
Maybe I didn't sleep all night last night, I caught a cold, and I felt uncomfortable and wanted to.