Volume 1: The Beginning of Troubled Times 0864 The Black Corpse Worm Appears
Ten days may sound like a long time, but it is definitely stretched for the movement of large troops, and almost everyone has been running like crazy for ten days, with troops bringing heavy weapons to the front, civilians helping out as much as they can, and others working overtime to build anti-nuclear fortifications.
"Whew~"
Xia Buer squatted on a tank and smoked a cigarette, in front of him was the dark night and the surging river, a large number of engineers were building, all kinds of materials were piled up around, there were 100,000 soldiers in the back, and a large number of campfires were like stars covering the whole land.
This is the first time he has come to the No. 2 Jiangfang camp, he didn't expect to cross the river to fight just after coming, and there is a blown up bridge not far away, this bridge was blown up by his order half a year ago, and the crack is like a funny big mouth, as if laughing at his stupidity and self-inadequacy.
"Ah, the weather is neither hot nor cold, so comfortable"
The dog girl and Aunt Wu climbed into the tank together, sat side by side on the turret and dangled their legs, the big taro also climbed up and rode on the barrel, holding a piece of jerky to seduce the rhubarb below, the dog sister suddenly asked: "Second brother [If you can't go back this time, do you have any regrets?"
"What about you?"
Xia Buer picked up two cans of broken ones from his side and threw them to them, the dog girl opened it and took a sip before saying: "My biggest regret is that I couldn't find the woman I love to marry, I like Bai Luoshi at most, and I can't let my parents see what I look like now, how can I say it's a glorious ancestor!"
Aunt Wu also drank and said: "My only regret is that I didn't give birth to a boy and half a girl, there is really nothing else to regret, I have slept with foreign girls and black girls, I have also tried celebrities, policewomen, female leaders or something, and a group of drunks really love me, I have died without regrets in my life!"
"You're collecting Dragon Balls, you're willing to go to black people"
Big taro sat down with rhubarb and said with a smile: "I'm the same as Brother Wu, I'm a short and fat person who can capture the hearts of several beauties, I haven't lived in vain in my life, my dad will definitely be happy if he knows, by the way, do you have any regrets?"
"Actually, I'm a person who doesn't have dreams, or even big ambitions"
Xia Buer looked at the stars in the sky and said: "I used to want to make a lot of money to find my mother, and then I just wanted to survive in the cracks, and in the end I didn't know what was going on, and I actually walked step by step to the road of savior, I think it was all caused by my cheap master, and I even felt that he had been cheating me!"
"Isn't your dream to kill all the living corpses, you've always told us that?"
Aunt Wu pinched the broken jar and threw it to the ground, but Xia Buer said: "What kind of dream is this, who doesn't want to kill all the living corpses, but if it weren't for my master, he kept brainwashing me, I never thought that there would be today, so when it comes to regrets, I have nothing to regret!"
"Not at all"
The big taro fish didn't believe it, Xia Buer said again: "I sometimes feel that I haven't grown up yet, how can I become a human leader all of a sudden, I haven't thought about getting married and having children, I don't care about women, I am satisfied with having two true lovers, I really want to say that I regret that I have never been abroad, and I didn't come in handy after learning a mouthful of English!"
"Where do you say this black iron can is, will it be on Shen Jinghua or Li Xuezhu?"
Aunt Wu took out a cigarette and distributed it to them, and the big taro also said with deep understanding: "I think it is the most likely to be on Li Xuezhu, Li Xuezhu is a fish herself, she suddenly has an iron heart to do it alone, there must be some hole cards that have not been revealed, I think you just stripped her naked and looked for it, just use her first rush!"
"Well, if you don't do it this time, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it again."
The dog girl and Aunt Wu gave a thumbs up, and Aunt Wu also said shyly: "Go ahead! It's the last shot in your life, in case she has been pretending to be innocent with you, and she gave the little virgin to someone else, and you won't be able to live after you die!"
"Is Li Xuezhu a virgin?"
Xia Buer suddenly shouted at the top of his voice, and Li Xuezhu, who was leading people on patrol, froze suddenly, and when the surrounding soldiers all looked at her in shock, she turned red from her earlobe to the root of her neck, but Li Xuezhu blushed and asked loudly: "Of course it is, do you want it?"
"Wow~"
The crowd of black oppression all exclaimed, this last battle is coming, and the general of the Heavenly King is also beginning to be shameless, and Xia Buer said loudly: "I don't want it, they all say that you pretend to be innocent, I'll ask casually, where are you cool and staying!"
Who knew that Li Xuezhu was not angry, but said arrogantly: "If Xia Buer is still a gentleman, don't be duplicitous, anyway, Benxiu put his words here today, there are still three days before the big battle, you can ask me to give it at any time within three days, otherwise you can only wait for the next life!"
"Young marshal, her blood rushes to joy"
The surrounding soldiers shouted loudly, Li Xuezhu smiled proudly and turned to leave, but Xia Buer sat back indifferently, picked up the break and continued to brag with his brother, and after a while, Feng Momo also climbed up with peanuts, and said with a wicked smile: "Make an appointment in public, have you asked the old lady?"
"I'm just making fun of her."
Xia Buer took the peanuts and put them on the turret, and Feng Momo also sat down to drink with them, but the big taro suddenly said: "I once read a story about two soldiers who agreed on the battlefield that if anyone dies on the battlefield, the other party will wear women's clothes to attend the funeral of the deceased, let's make an agreement for the four of us!"
"Okay—who are you afraid of?"
Aunt Wu stretched out her hand without hesitation, Xia Buer and the dog sister also smiled and pressed it, and the big taro pressed her hand on the top and said: "Mo Mo is a witness, no matter whose funeral is attended, the living must wear women's clothes and pants, and they have to wear wigs and lipstick, nothing less!"
"It's too crow's mouth, so I don't testify"
Feng Momo hurriedly shook his head into a rattle, but Aunt Wu said with great interest: "Let's just say the last words, if I hang up, you will burn two big ass inflatable dolls for me, find a good home for my girls, I still have a last wish, if Li Xie is not dead, I must kill her!"
"What kind of wish is this?"
Xia Buer looked at him angrily, but the dog sister said again: "My last wish is also this, otherwise it is really a pity and angry, if Li Xuezhu didn't have your help, would she be able to do it today, and the rest of you will burn two motorcycles for me, and then find a handsome guy for Bai Luoshi, that's all!"
The big taro also nodded and said: "Yes, if I don't get Li Xie's blood, I can't even look dead when I die, and my remaining requirements are very simple, Keiko and thank you for helping me take care of me, I don't care who they want to be with, as long as they can be happy!"
Xia Buer straightened up and said, "Okay, G, I'll talk about mine, if I hang up, none of you should do extreme things for me, just find a way to take refuge abroad, and live for a few years, Mo Mo and Rong Rong are their own masters, anyway, you are all very assertive!"
"Don't talk about it, it's too unlucky"
Feng Momo's eyes were wet and red and he wanted to pull them away, who knew that after the four men shouted, they all pressed their hands down, even if this agreement was completely completed, Feng Momo immediately said: "I also want to say my wish, that is, everyone is safe and well, good luck!"
"Haha~ Then I wish you all the best in advance, cheers"
Xia Buer raised the broken cans high, the five broken cans hit each other heavily, and the five people broke the cans at the same time and drank them all, and then sat on the tank and talked and laughed happily, but after the soldiers fell asleep, Xia Buer came to the depths of the barracks alone.
In just two days, almost in a flash, more than 200,000 human alliance troops were all assembled, and entered various predetermined locations in batches according to the plan, waiting for the final battle that was about to start the day after tomorrow, but Xia Buer and the others were worried in the camp.
"Are you sure the black corpse worm isn't on them?"
Feng Momo was pacing back and forth in the tent anxiously, and Xia Buer said: "I went to find Li Xuezhu and Shen Jinghua, and directly said that the black corpse insect was not in my hands, but they both said no, now that it has reached this juncture, they should have no need to hide it from me!"
Aunt Wu said irritably: "If we can't get out the black corpse worm, Feng Jiayin will definitely not appear, if we let it know that we don't have black corpse worms in our hands at all, what awaits us is a catastrophe, she will definitely use a nuclear bomb to smash our heads, and we all have to die here!"
"The second master P a girl named Zhu Yanxuan wants to see you, she said she is from the mine town"
A guard suddenly ran in from outside the door, and Xia Buer, who was full of shock, immediately beckoned vigorously, ordinary people don't know about this place in Mine Town, and no one even occupies it because it is too remote, but Mine Town is the lair of his master Chen Guangda.
"It can't be that your master sent someone."
Aunt Wu and the others all gathered, and soon saw a beautiful girl walking in, about twenty-five or sixteen years old, wearing a very eye-catching red sportswear, with a neat ponytail on her head, giving people a very lively and heroic feeling.
"You are Xia Buer, call Auntie quickly"
Zhu Yanxuan walked in front of Xia Buer with a proud face, Xia Buer looked at her dumbfounded, but Zhu Yanxuan glared again: "Aren't you stupid, you even forgot the name of Benxiu, and I still remit the living expenses to your grandfather for several years!"
"I remember, you're Zhu Fei's sister, aren't you?"
Xia Buer pointed at her excitedly, Zhu Fei was his master's good brother, who knew that Zhu Yanxuan actually took out a black "thermos cup" from her bag and threw it to Xia Buer like garbage, but everyone exclaimed in unison: "Black corpse insect !!"
Zhu Yanxuan clapped her hands and said, "Well, the jar is handed over to you, my task is also completed, and then it depends on your performance, unloading! bye~"
"Where did you get the black tin can, did my master give it to you?"
Xia Buer hurriedly stepped forward and shouted, Zhu Yanxuan turned around and said, "Nonsense! It's not that he can still be a ghost, you actually believe the words of that old pervert, this jar is equipped with a tracking chip, not long after you came out of the black desert, he sent someone to give me the jar, stupid!"
"Old bastard! I'll fight you."
Xia Buer roared like crazy, suddenly rolled his eyes and was directly stunned, and the frightened people hurriedly helped him to the sofa, but everyone felt the same way, Chen Guangda was really too cheating, and he cheated Xia Buer again and again, and pushed him to the position of savior step by step.