Chapter 6 'I Want You to Laugh at the System'
Ni Mengyao was taken aback by this sudden appearance, although it was said that this voice was very good, as if she had heard a fairy sound, it could have made people who heard it flutter like immortals, but that sudden appearance was frightening and very scary.
Ni Mengyao screamed, this voice is very sharp, if it weren't for the fact that school hadn't started yet, there would be many students watching here, and more importantly, this is a shared dormitory, the environment here is very good, and the sound insulation is also very good, so even if there may be pedestrians outside, the screams on the opposite side are also blurred, maybe they will be misheard, and ignore it, otherwise it will be a big fuss.
Ni Mengyao, who was at a loss, had no choice but to shake her arms violently, as if she was holding a big monster in her hand that was going to eat people, and wanted to throw it out.
But something magical happened, in the slamming just now, the watch did not leave Ni Mengyao's hand, and it didn't even move, and now the watch is like growing on Ni Mengyao's hand, regardless of each other.
Ni Mengyao was also so frightened that she sat on the ground, and the painful Ni Mengyao exclaimed: "My butt hurts so much." β
In this way, Ni Mengyao sat on the ground, and it took a long time to come to her senses, staring blankly at the watch in her right hand.
Although Ni Mengyao is very simple and naΓ―ve, as the eldest lady in Mingyuan Group, there is no doubt that she is smart, and it is not an exaggeration to describe Bing Xue as smart.
But at this moment, Ni Mengyao was blindfolded, unintelligible, and her brain was blank.
Ni Mengyao took the watch to the front and asked uncertainly, "Was it you just now?"
The mechanical female voice that had just appeared sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind again: "Yes, I am 'want you to laugh at the system', and now you are my master." β
Ni Mengyao still couldn't believe it, how this voice sounded directly in the brain, like a person talking in your brain, it's not scientific at all, it's very mysterious, Ni Mengyao whispered: "I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind again, this time it was much kinder, and said: "No, Sister Mengyao, you are not dreaming, you are very awake now, but you can't accept it for a while." β
Ni Mengyao didn't seem to hear it, and was still muttering: "I'm dreaming, I'm dreaming, Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·" It's been going on and on.
In the end, Ni Mengyao wanted to take off the watch in her hand, put it back in the jade box, and wait until the next time she met it, and return it to Zhang Lintian, after all, this is Zhang Lintian's thing, and then dress up herself and prepare to go to the banquet.
But Ni Mengyao sadly found that she couldn't take off the watch, and the watch now seemed to grow out of the palm of her hand.
After trying for a long time, she still couldn't take it off, Ni Mengyao had no choice but to ask, "How can I take off the watch." β
This opening also shows that Ni Mengyao began to accept that such an unscientific thing exists, although it is very weird, but if it happens to her, she can only choose to believe and accept.
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind: "After recognizing the master, you can't take it off, but you can transfer the position." β
Ni Mengyao was speechless, this is to buy and sell, after thinking about it, she had to say: "It seems that I can only say sorry to Zhang Lintian in the future, and then buy this watch." Then you can come up to my left wrist. β
In fact, this is what Ni Mengyao said on purpose, Ni Mengyao wanted to see how the watch could be worn on the wrist of the left hand if it did not leave the palm of her right hand.
Ni Mengyao, who had been staring at the palm of her right hand, found that the watch had become dotted with stars, like a real starry sky, very beautiful, and after seeing the watch disappear, Ni Mengyao was suddenly a little lost.
But this feeling of loss has not yet held the *** bell. The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind: "Report, the transfer is successful." β
Ni Mengyao, who had been looking at the palm of her right hand, was startled, and immediately raised her left hand when she heard this, looking at her wrist, there was indeed a watch on her wrist, she didn't feel a little weight, and it was like nothing on her wrist, but when she saw it, she was sure that she had a watch on her wrist, and the magic was that she didn't know how it was transferred, let alone when it was worn on her left wrist.
The whole body of the watch is white, with a white strap and a white dial. The strap is made of leather, which is smooth and soft and comfortable to the touch, and the dial is round, with a button in the upper left and upper right corners, and you might think it's a human face if you don't look at the hands inside the watch.
But Ni Mengyao likes this style of watch very much, she likes it from the bottom of her heart, and the more she looks at it, the more satisfied she becomes, until Ni Mengyao feels that her vision is blurred, or in the blink of an eye, the picture swayes, that is, at this moment, Ni Mengyao seems to see not a dial, but a pretty face, winking at Ni Mengyao.
Ni Mengyao was startled, and everything was shattered suddenly, as if what was just now was an illusion, but Ni Mengyao had an intuition, it was real, and what she just saw was real.
Ni Mengyao cautiously asked, "What I just saw, is it you?"
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind: "Yes, it's me." β
Ni Mengyao said sincerely: "You are so beautiful. β
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind: "You are not bad, in fact, the most important thing is that your simple heart is the most beautiful." β
Ni Mengyao was a little shy when she heard this, but she still said generously: "Thank you for your compliment." β
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind: "No, no, no, your heart is really pure and does not contain any impurities, otherwise you will not recognize the Lord as 'I want you to laugh at the system'." β
Ni Mengyao was very confused, this watch was not Zhang Lintian accidentally dropped on the rooftop and was picked up by himself, he couldn't find Zhang Lintian at that time, so he had to take it home, if it hadn't fallen off the desk inexplicably, Ni Mengyao wouldn't have known that it was a watch inside, and he wouldn't have recognized the owner, all of this shows that all this is a coincidence, and the owner of the watch should be Zhang Lintian.
Ni Mengyao had no choice but to tell the truth: "But you are not mine, you are Zhang Lintian, he fell today, I wanted to return him in the future, but now I can't take off the watch, what should I do." β
The mechanical female voice sounded bewildering in Ni Mengyao's mind: "You can pretend that you don't see anything, you don't know anything." Even if Zhang Lintian came to you, you said that you didn't notice it, and you just sent it away, anyway, Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·Β·"
Ni Mengyao didn't wait for 'I want you to laugh at the system' to finish, so she immediately interrupted: "No, I can't do this, it's not mine, I shouldn't take something that doesn't belong to me." β
The mechanical female voice sounded bewildering in Ni Mengyao's mind: "No, no, no, now I'm yours." β
Ni Mengyao's attitude was resolute, that is, she said: "You are not mine. β
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind with bewitchment: "Then you better understand my function first, so that you can know my value." β
Before Ni Mengyao could speak, a mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind: "I am the most perfect work in the 'Want You to Laugh System', the one who made us is a great being, his strength is so strong that you can't imagine it, you can destroy the stars with one hand, you can break the mountains and rivers with one hand, and you can control the past and the present with one word." β
"The materials are not only excellent, but also incorporated into the efforts of the great power, so that we all have our own spirituality, if it were not for your simple heart, you would not be able to recognize the Lord 'want you to laugh at the system', and if you forcibly admit the Lord, you will only die a miserable death. β
"To briefly introduce myself, the 'I want you to laugh system' is made in the background of benefiting the society, so the purpose will never change, it will always be, for the benefit of the society. β
"The features of the 'Make You Laugh System': One is exchange, you can use Smile Points to exchange for any real item you want.
The second is self-charging, which you will understand later, in fact, it has already rushed to you once, and this time it is free.
I also know the future, although my appearance interferes with this time and space, causing chaos in time and space, everything is unknowable, but I am the most perfect work, I can still get a glimpse of it. β
"Of course, there are some other small features, and those will not be mentioned, and those will drop my price if they are said. β
"Okay, now you know, am I worth it? In that case, you'll want to give it back. β
Ni Mengyao was confused, she could only shake her head and said, "You have the value of a god, I still don't understand, but there is one thing I won't change, I want to return you." β
'I want you to laugh at the system' was a little speechless, so he said: "Okay, let me give you a few examples: you suddenly your aunt comes, you are outside now, there are no toilets around, but you don't know what to do when the time is gone, you can use the 'want you to laugh system' to adjust yourself, change yourself, to solve this embarrassing problem." For example, if you are sick today and don't want to go to the hospital, you can also find the 'Laugh System', where you can be directly cured, and so on. But all of this costs Smile Points. β
Ni Mengyao seemed to understand, and said: "I seem to understand, what you mean is that you are very powerful, I can have whatever I want, but I need to consume that smile point, right." β
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind: "Yes, very right." β
Ni Mengyao suddenly rolled her eyes and said, "I have money at home, and I don't need those things, I will buy what I want." β
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind: "I can buy you time, this is something that money can't do." β
Ni Mengyao said: "I'm still young. β
The mechanical female voice sounded in Ni Mengyao's mind and wanted to say more, but Ni Mengyao said: "Okay, you don't need to say more, the next time I see Zhang Lintian, I will return you to him, you are not mine, I can't ask for it." β
"I want you to laugh at the system" was silent in the end, I don't know if I think the owner I am looking for is not good, or the master is too good to say.
On Jiangcheng Pedestrian Street, Zhang Lintian almost hit the street, thinking: "I finally gave it to you, you are good, you recognize the Lord, and you are still thinking about returning me, I am really angry." β
"Then I won't appear in front of you, hurry up and finish the task, go home, and pick up the girls. β