Chapter 070: Teasing
When the disciples of Tianxiang Valley saw a stranger walking towards them, they were all stunned. Lin Yifei walked in front of him and arched his hand slightly, and just wanted to speak, the little girl named Xie Xiang's eyes rolled around, and a wicked smile appeared on her face, and she said first:
"Yo, there's a hero!"
Everyone in Tianxiang Valley laughed, Xie Xiang still had a hint of ill-intentioned smile on his face, and he took two steps forward with an exaggerated fist.
"May I ask the heroes with high sex names, the little women are confused about the road ahead, and please ask the heroes to guide the maze!"
Everyone looked at Lin Yifei, who was dazed, and the extremely incongruous sword on his waist, and laughed again, Zhou Zhou Min couldn't help but laugh and said:
"Xiang'er, that's enough. ”
Xie Xiang grimaced, covering her mouth and enjoying herself.
Lin Yifei was angry and funny, his heart moved, a thought came to him, he looked at everyone, and suddenly learned the appearance of Chang Shan's two ghosts, shy and chesty, but his expression was correct.
"Concession, under is a sword across the sky, a fast sword kills, a thunderbolt invincible god boxer, a martial artist who walks on the snow without a trace and sees the ghosts, and the martial arts Lin lightning is also!"
After speaking, he smiled with a smile on his face.
"Ladies and gentlemen, the road ahead is long and dangerous, in order to ensure your safety, do you need bodyguards?"
Before Lin Yifei's words fell, everyone in Tianxiang Valley burst into laughter again. Lin Yifei also let go, straightened his waist, put his hand on the hilt of the sword, stared into the distance with his eyes, and made an expression of looking at the world, but unfortunately before the expression was enough, it seemed that his buttocks were a little itchy, and he couldn't help but reach behind his hand and scratch it hard, and his glorious image was suddenly greatly reduced
Xie Xiang forced a smile, shook his hair slightly, and arched his hand.
"It turned out to be a big hero, the little woman is very honored, the chivalrous Bo Yuntian, can you do the little woman a favor?"
Lin Yifei stiffened his chest violently, and his chest beat against the mountain, before he could make a statement. Xie Xiang continued:
"Five miles east from here, there is a small hill, and the little woman invited the hero to sit on the top of the mountain for a while. ”
"Girl, why is this, can you tell me?"
Lin Yifei looked at Xie Xiang puzzled, and asked angrily, but Xie Xiang's expression suddenly became light.
"It's windy and cooler. ”
Everyone in the tea shop burst into laughter, and some people followed suit.
"Stay where it's cool!"
There was another burst of laughter in the tea shop, Lin Yifei was angry and funny in his heart, and seeing that Xie Xiang was still looking at him with a cold face, he had no choice but to make a bitter face.
"It's supposed to be winter, the girl must be very fond of the wind, right?"
"This girl doesn't like it. ”
Xie Xiang's tone had become cold, and it seemed that his interest in this martial artist had almost disappeared.
Lin Yifei was stunned, suddenly trotted all the way out, and soon rushed back, holding a whip in his hand, handed it to Xie Xiang, and said with a straight face:
"Girl, please take it. ”
Seeing that Xie Xiang was still gloomy and didn't take it, Lin Yifei accompanied the smiling face, and his eyebrows danced.
"Girl, there used to be a donkey near our house, and every day when there was nothing to do, you said that you don't need to crow like a chicken, and you don't need to look after the home like a dog, what do you say you are poor and calling?"
Speaking of this, Lin Yifei saw that Xie Xiang's face quickly became ugly, and it looked like he was about to do it, so he was busy explaining with a smile.
"Girl, I mean donkey, not you, you mean donkey here, don't get me wrong."
After explaining, Xie Xiang's face became even more ugly, but Lin Yifei didn't care.
"The donkey is really disgusting, although I am a generation of heroes, chivalrous fame, everything benevolence and righteousness first, but looking at the people around being disturbed, the heart is very hateful, one day really angry, decided to teach it a lesson, although the donkey is not our family, the donkey owner and I also have some festivals, but for the people, righteousness in front, personal grievances must be put aside, these melon fields and plums, rumors and rumors can not be taken care of, everything can not be lifted a rational word.
I rushed to his house with a whip, and whipped the donkey hard, who knew that it actually didn't change the donkey's bark, the most important thing for us martial arts practitioners is perseverance, perseverance is a virtue, under my unremitting efforts, it will be honest in a few days, lying on the ground and pretending to be dead and refusing to get up, of course, with my wisdom I will not be fooled.
It's really very relieving to say, although the festival with the donkey owner is deeper, but morally he should thank me, to be honest, the donkey did what he can't stand himself, the day after I taught the donkey, he sold him as a dead donkey, it can be seen that he was also broken by the donkey's incompetence.
Although the opponent this time is a donkey, his strength is no less than a dozen fierce bandits, better than more than a hundred cultivators who have exceeded the mortal period, can completely subdue it, the hardship is by no means something outsiders can understand, now I think about it is really a fluke, some mediocre people in the market say that I have a personal vendetta, but I believe that I am doing the right thing for heaven!
Since that war, my chivalrous name has changed, and the war between man and beast has become a good story in the rivers and lakes, and it is still circulated in the mortal world, the fairy world, and the cultivation world, and it is talked about by people. ”
After speaking, Lin Yifei persistently handed the whip to Xie Xiang again.
All the disciples of Tianxiang Valley looked at Lin Yifei with their mouths wide open, as if they had suddenly seen a monster coming up from nine days in their eyes, Xie Xiang only felt dizzy for a while, and he had already begun to show symptoms of nausea, so he couldn't help himself, and his mouth was unconsciously muttering.
"One donkey, the strength of more than a hundred Mortal Stage cultivators?"
Xie Xiang showed a crying and laughing look on his face, looking at the whip handed over by Lin Yifei, he was stunned, he felt as if his brain was being tortured a little badly, and his face showed a puzzled look.
"What does that mean?"
Lin Yifei looked proud.
"The girl doesn't hate the wind, let's go to the hill together, and the girl will be relieved of her anger at that time." ”
Speaking of which, he kept making whip gestures in his hand. Xie Xiang looked at the person in front of him puzzled, with a puzzled expression.
"What am I doing with a whip and swinging it around the top of the mountain?"
"Of course the girl is jerking. ”
Lin Yifei's tone was serious, the tea shop suddenly quieted down, and after a slight pause, a burst of laughter suddenly broke out, and several female disciples in Tianxiang Valley burst into tears, Xie Xiang's brain came out of the bend for a while, and after thinking about it, he was suddenly furious, and looked at Lin Yifei with a blue face, anger ignited in his eyes.
Lin Yifei looked around puzzled, and muttered to himself.
"What's the matter, what's so funny about this girl having a good convulsion?"
Hearing this, everyone laughed even more fiercely, Xie Xiang's face turned greener, and she couldn't wait to kick out the person in front of her who didn't know whether she was pretending to be stupid or really stupid, and she was angry, anxious and helpless. But it is very shameful for a cultivator to rely on mana to bully ordinary people in the cultivation world, just as an immortal never conflicts with a cultivator, although the person in front of him is a martial artist, but in the eyes of the cultivator, there is not much difference between a martial artist and an ordinary person.
But if you let him go like this, you are really unwilling. Just as he was hesitating, at this time, the two male disciples of Tianxiang Valley stepped forward and whispered to Xie Xiang:
"Senior sister, let's send it away for you. ”
Xie Xiang turned his head to look at the two, and saw that the corners of their mouths were obviously still smiling, and their hearts were even more forked, usually all the senior sisters and sisters boasted that they were smart and clever, and today I saw a martial artist who actually recklessly recommended himself to be a bodyguard, I wanted to laugh a few words, so that all the senior sisters and sisters were happy, but I didn't expect that I started to open the door and gain the upper hand. Then he capsized the boat with lightning speed, fast enough and deep enough to make any man of self-esteem angry.
Xie Xiang was sulking here, and at this time, the two male disciples of Tianxiang Valley had already walked out with Lin Yifei's arm, and they were about to throw it out. Lin Yifei was struggling hard, and his mouth was still babbling as if he was reasoning with the two, judging the situation and arguing according to reason, with a resolute look on his face, but it seemed to have little effect.
Everyone in Tianxiang Valley watched the excitement with great joy, and Zhou Zhimin's brows furrowed slightly. At this time, Xie Xiang's mind was racing, after a little calculation, he made up his mind, opened his mouth to call the two of them, and put Lin Yifei back.
The two male disciples secretly laughed, thinking that the senior sister hadn't played enough, so they let go of Lin Yifei and stepped aside with a smile. Lin Yifei stood up straight, tidied up his clothes, combed his hair with his hands, and then looked at everyone stupidly.
Xie Xiang grabbed the silk silk on his waist with his right hand and shook it gently, his expression was full of smiles, and he looked Lin Yifei up and down. Lin Yifei squinted at her, and saw that the girl in front of him had been smiling and looking at herself, and couldn't help but shudder, a look of don't come over, many female disciples in Tianxiang Valley covered their mouths and laughed out loud.
Xie Xiang smiled and bowed to Lin Yifei again.
"This big hero, oh ~ Lin Daxia, the little woman has just come to your land, she is not familiar with the place, the world is treacherous, I want to ask the hero to be a bodyguard, don't push it back!"
After speaking, he looked at Lin Yifei, and saw that although the martial artist in front of him who didn't know the height of the sky was furrowed, he was obviously very useful for the words he had just said, because his mouth was obviously no longer closed. Seeing this, Xie Xiang not only secretly made up his mind, but also made sure that he had a hard meal and got today's field back.
Xie Xiang was thinking about it when he suddenly heard a soft voice behind him.
"Xie Xiang, have you made enough trouble?"
As soon as she heard the voice of her senior sister Zhou Zhimin, Xie Xiang saw that her senior sister was angry, so she hurriedly left Lin Yifei and walked a few steps to her side, just about to speak, but Zhou Zhimin waved his hand at her with a cold face.
"Don't say anything, I don't understand your little bit of caution? Don't you just want to take people to play on this living treasure road, relieve everyone's boredom, and avenge your revenge by the way? Xiang'er, you have forgotten how Master and Uncle usually teach us, don't think that we are cultivators and look down on ordinary people, throw away mana, we are all the same, they also have dignity and need respect!"
"Senior sister, I didn't mean that, I didn't want to hurt him, I just ......"
Speaking of this, seeing that Zhou Zhimin's face was getting worse and worse, he hesitated for a moment, obediently lowered his head and admitted his mistake and said no more.