Chapter 179: Debunking the Lie
"Smelly feet are not a disease, they smell bad. It is not difficult to cure foot odor, but foot odor is not formed overnight, if you want to cure it, except for my elixir, if you want to cure it, it will take at least three years and five years. ”
"So, in a quarter of an hour, you can't cure his athlete's foot?" Qin Xuan asked.
"Without my high-grade elixir, no one in the world can cure his athlete's foot in a quarter of an hour. "Liu Shenxian is full of confidence.
He is not a miracle doctor, but he is indeed a Chinese medicine doctor, but he is only a half-ass. Most of the beriberi are genetic, and it is very difficult to cure. Even the most clever doctor can only control it a little bit to make the patient's feet less smelly. A radical cure is basically impossible.
"You can't even cure a beriberi, and you dare to call yourself a miracle doctor? And you are ashamed to say that no one in the world can cure it? Do you really think that all the doctors in the world are big liars like you!" Qin Xuan said coldly.
"A stinky boy who hasn't grown all his hair, talking nonsense here, affecting Liu Shenxian to treat everyone. Li Xiaofang waved her hand, and several matchmakers rushed up and surrounded Qin Xuan.
"What are you doing here?" These matchmakers are all women, and Qin Xuan doesn't want to do anything with women.
"If you are interested, hurry up and get out, don't make trouble here, otherwise, I will not be polite to you, old lady!" Li Xiaofang put her hands on her waist, and there was a posture of tearing Qin Xuan apart.
"You protect him like this, if he was really a miracle doctor, he should have cured your cervical erosion a long time ago!
"Your mother's cervix is erosive!"
Li Xiaofang was so angry that she grabbed Qin Xuan. Qin Xuan turned to one side slightly, and then dodged.
"Erosion is not erosion, you know it in your own heart. Not only are you erosive, but you're also itching! You have the ability to resist for ten minutes. Qin Xuan said.
It's okay not to talk about itching, but if you do, if you don't have itchy, it will immediately become very itchy.
Li Xiaofang is itching now, and the itch is very uncomfortable, but with so many pairs of eyes looking at it, she can't scratch it! Although she is an aunt and can be thick-skinned, she can't be shameless!
"Well? I'm not wrong? Do you really want to scratch it? If it's so uncomfortable, scratch it! If you scratch it, everyone can testify that I'm not wrong, that you do have itching. As for cervical erosion, this is your privacy, so you don't need to show it to everyone. Qin Xuan grinned.
"The old lady fought with you. Li Xiaofang, who was so angry that she blushed and had a thick neck, rushed over angrily.
"Fight with me, will your cervical erosion be cured? If I am not mistaken, you have been sick for seven or eight years! If you let it develop, it will soon become cancerous. When cervical erosion turns into cervical cancer, your little life will not be saved!"
It will be more convincing to expose the old liars and let the matchmaker defect.
Although his martial arts are very high, he can't solve everything by fighting! As Emperor Xuan, sometimes he still has to use his brain.
It has been seven or eight years since his cervix was eroded, could this kid really be a doctor? Otherwise, how could he see his illness so accurately?
Cervical erosion is an old problem, Li Xiaofang has been to the hospital for treatment countless times, but it always recurs, and she can't break the root, and then she didn't pay much attention to it. It's just that when the smell is too big, buy something clean or something to wash it, but that's a palliative not a cure.
As soon as she heard that it might become cervical cancer, Li Xiaofang was immediately frightened. Cervical cancer is a terminal disease, and it is fatal.
"Can you cure it?" Li Xiaofang immediately changed her attitude and looked at Qin Xuan with pleading eyes.
"Governance is curable, I don't take your money, but it depends on your conscience. Qin Xuan said with a grin.
"It's an old liar. Li Xiaofang pointed at Liu Shenxian with her finger, and then pointed at the women who were with her, and said, "He gives us two hundred yuan a day, and let us be a matchmaker for him here." ”
"You are not false because I asked for it, but that does not mean that I am a liar. Opening a medical clinic is a business, and inviting a few people to warm up and solicit patients is just a method of promotion, and it does not violate morality. It was not the first time that many of the patients present had come to me to buy the elixir. If my elixir is useless, then I admit that I am a liar, and if it works, then I am not a liar. Liu Shenxian had a kind face and a calm face.
"Pretend! You are really good at pretending! You are not good at medical skills, but you are really high in deception!" Qin Xuan grinned.
Since Liu Shenxian is so unrepentant, let's play more with him! Slap the face, if it's not fun to hit the other party, then hit him a few more times, and enjoy it at one time.
"Hahaha!
Liu Shenxian suddenly laughed out loud.
"This miracle doctor has been practicing medicine here for many months, and his reputation has spread far and wide, and the patients who have come to Tongren Pavilion for treatment have been like carp crossing the river, and there are countless of them. You hairy boy, for no reason, came to question my medical skills, did you want to step on me to get on the throne?"
"Stepping on your position?" Qin Xuan was amused by Liu Shenxian's extremely shameless remarks.
"If you want to step on me, it's not impossible, but you have to show real skills. ”
Liu Shenxian pointed at Lin Qiang and said, "Didn't you just say that foot odor is very easy to cure? You can cure him, if you can cure his foot odor within a quarter of an hour, I will give you the name of the miracle doctor." ”
"The name of the Divine Doctor is not yours. Qin Xuan glared at Liu Shenxian coldly, and then said to Lin Qiang, "Come here, I'll treat you for your foot odor." ”
"Roll up your sleeves and show your forearms. Qin Xuan took out the Seven Star Needle.
"Are you going to do acupuncture?" Liu Shenxian was a little curious.
"Hmm. Qin Xuan nodded.
"The use of acupuncture to treat athlete's foot, this is the first time I have heard of this miracle doctor. Even if you want to fool people, you can pretend to be a little bit like you! Why do you prick other people's arms to cure athlete's foot? If you want to pierce someone, you have to prick your foot. Liu Shenxian felt that he had caught Qin Xuan's loophole, and he mocked him there very proudly.
"Beriberi is a blockage of the meridians, and the odor cannot be discharged from the body, so it collects under the feet. The meridians of the limbs are interconnected, and only quacks will think that to cure beriberi, they should pierce their feet. ”
"This bullshit theory is made up by yourself, right? The so-called long-term illness becomes a good doctor, although all of the people present are not doctors, but they are all patients!" Liu Shenxian looked at the crowd with a smile and asked, "Do you believe his nonsense?"
"I don't have the ability to dare to come to the gym, I see this kid, today is kicking the iron plate. ”
"Traditional Chinese medicine pays attention to experience, the older you are, the better your medical skills, otherwise there will be no old Chinese medicine practitioners. After two days of studying medical skills, you dare to go to Liu Shenxian to get an axe?"
was deceived by someone, and he also helped people speak. These patients are really sick, and their brains are confused.
Qin Xuan borrowed a silver needle, and when the needle went down, Lin Qiang's body trembled for a moment, and then the skin on his body, suddenly, all turned black and blue.
"Needles can't be punctured, and if you prick the wrong acupuncture point, it will kill people. ”
Seeing Lin Qiang like this, Liu Shenxian decided that Qin Xuan had made a mistake. There is such a thing as a needle piercing the vital point and killing someone.
"I'll just say that this kid is unreliable, now it's okay, let's get something done!"
"Immortal Liu, hurry up and save this brother!"
The crowd was talking and talking.
After taking a shot from him, the brother's face turned pale, and it seemed that the general trend had gone. But fortunately, I still have a high-grade elixir here, maybe I can snatch his life back. However, a high-grade elixir requires one million. ”
Liu Shenxian looked at Qin Xuan with a smile and said, "I am willing to sell you the high-grade elixir, you should spend one million and buy a lesson! ”
"You old liar, you're really dedicated! It's all about this, and you're still thinking about my million. ”
After Qin Xuan finished speaking, he gently patted Lin Qiang twice on the back, and then quickly covered his nose with his hand.
Burst...... Puff puff......
Lin Qiang farted, but it was still a series of farts, and the fart sound was endless, and it didn't stop for two or three minutes.
The whole air was filled with the stench of that fart. No, this fart smell is mixed with foot odor, and the two smells are combined, so stinky that people's stomachs are turned upside down, and they are about to vomit.
It took a while for the stench to dissipate with the wind.
Lin Qiang's face returned to normal, and the black and blue color on his body was gone.
"His feet smelled, and I cured him. Qin Xuan said with a grin.
"Cured? This can't be. Of course Liu Shenxian didn't believe it.
"Take your shoes off. Qin Xuan said.
Lin Qiang took off his shoes, and everyone didn't smell any stench.
"If you don't believe it, you can smell it, and smell his feet, and they don't stink. Qin Xuan was still smiling.
"I'm a miracle doctor, how can I smell people's stinky feet. Even if you stop his feet from smelling, it only means that your kid's medical skills are okay, but it doesn't mean that this miracle doctor is a liar. ”
"Didn't you just say that as long as the little god healed this big brother's feet, you would give him the name of the divine doctor?"
It only took one needle to cure the athlete's foot, and the ability of the little miracle doctor is quite remarkable. His own cervical erosion still needs his help to treat it. Li Xiaofang is not stupid, she naturally made a decision on the spot and stood on Qin Xuan's side.
"He is indeed worthy of the word divine doctor, and anyone with excellent medical skills can be called a divine doctor. This little brother is a little miracle doctor, and it doesn't affect me, an old miracle doctor. ”
Liu Shenxian smiled, as if he was an elder with a big belly.
"I don't see it, not only is you an old liar, you are also an old fox, an old fox who doesn't shed tears when he doesn't see the coffin. Qin Xuan looked at the crowd with a smile and said, "Which of you bought his elixir, can you give me one?"
"I've got it here. ”
Li Xiaofang took out the ordinary elixir she bought from Liu Shenxian today.
"You bought it too, aren't you his matchmaker?" Qin Xuan was a little surprised.
"I worked with him for two days, and I earned four hundred dollars, and I listened to his nonsense, and believed in his evil, and bought one for him six hundred dollars. He said that this elixir could cure my old problems for seven or eight years. ”
"You deserve to be a matchmaker, you have given yourself to the matchmaker, it's really 666!"
Qin Xuan pinched it gently, and the elixir was crushed.
"Let's take a look, see what is in this so-called elixir?"
A group of people came around, and Li Xiaofang dipped a little bit of it with her fingers and put it in her mouth to taste it.
"Flour! It's flour! It's not an elixir at all. ”
"My elixir, whether it is color or taste, is indeed somewhat similar to flour. But this is an immortal medicine, not an ordinary medicinal material, and its authenticity cannot be judged simply by taste and color. ”
Liu Shenxian still wanted to say that the black was white, but with the way he didn't change his color and heartbeat, it really seemed that Qin Xuan had wronged him.
"If you don't use taste and color, then use curative effect. All of you present, have you eaten his elixir before, have you recovered from your illness?" Qin Xuan asked.
A scrawny old man stepped forward.
"I've taken several of his pills, but it hasn't worked. Every time I came to Doctor Liu, he had a new explanation, and then I believed him in a daze, and bought the elixir from him again. ”