Chapter 249: What are you doing at home?
"Hahaha, Teacher He is so pitiful, he has to wear a down jacket on such a hot day. ”
Although he said so, Lin Xiaoyun's smiling flowers and branches trembled, and he couldn't bear it at all.
"Teacher He's too unlucky!"
"Distressed for five seconds!"
"Whoever proposes a plan, who is unlucky, the eternal truth!"
"Lin Gengxin is cocooned and self-bound. ”
"Zhang Yishan lay down the gun. ”
Yun'er is too busy, she has to watch the show again, and she has to read the barrage.
Su Yan asked her if she wanted to close it, and she was rejected, and the reason given was very interesting.
At the beginning, seeing the shabby welcome ceremony, it made everyone laugh.
The two ceremonial flowers at the door were not bad, and the most important thing was that after all the members got together, Su Yan asked a few staff members to express their opinions.
As a result, seven people walked out, each with a banner about 50 centimeters long and about 10 centimeters wide.
"The production team is short of funds, so please forgive me. ”
Su Yan appeared in the show, and when he said this, the young lady smiled and slapped him.
Then I started to read the barrage, and I had to pause when it was too late.
Su Yan was glad that he had seen it early, and he had to wait until tomorrow, afraid that Lin Xiaoyun's voice would be hoarse.
"Welcome to the program "Two Days and One Night" co-produced by Qinghe Impression of Northern Anhui Satellite TV, behind you is the building of Northern Anhui Satellite TV!"
Hearing this, the hosts naturally turned back.
"!!Shh
At the same time, a huge spray painting fell from the height.
"Map?"
"I'm afraid it's hand-painted. ”
"Hahahaha, I finally know where the production money goes. ”
"I like this director. ”
He Jiong was speechless.
"Director, that's where you spend your money. ”
"I can see that the welcome banner just came out was made from this scrap. ”
"What the hell?"
"'Two Days and One Night' is a travel show. After Su Yan waited for everyone to complain, he continued.
"This map, which is today's destination, Lynx Village, was also drawn by the village chief himself, so you can go there according to this map. ”
"Does that mean you can't use navigation?"
"That's right, the vehicle is provided by us, and before 3 p.m., if we can arrive, the production team will provide a rich dinner for free. ”
As soon as the words fell, Lin Gengxin ran away, and He Jiong quickly stopped him.
"What are you running, it's not over yet!"
Lin Gengxin was confused: "Aren't you in a hurry?"
"That's not bad for a while, I didn't see the director still have something to say. ”
"Hurry up, I haven't eaten breakfast. ”
"Director, go on!"
"It's summer, what is our mission as a variety show?"
"Bring joy to the audience. ”
"Funny. ”
"Dedicate your body!"
Everyone said gossip.
"Wait, who said about dedicating one's body?" asked Su Yan.
Several people looked at each other, and Zheng Kai raised his hand weakly.
"It's me!"
"Very well said, the reward is 20 yuan. ”
Immediately, a staff member delivered cash.
Now it's okay, everyone's eyes are straight, and they all start to follow the trend.
"Okay, the reward is only for the first one!" Su Yan hurriedly stopped.
"Twenty dollars caused a tragedy. ”
"It's too fake, grab it like this for 20 yuan. ”
"I haven't watched a variety show before, there must be a reason for this. ”
"I predict that it will not be that simple. ”
"Nonsense. ”
Seeing this, Yun'er also raised her little head and asked, "These 20 yuan are not that simple, you can tell me first." ”
This Su Yanzui hadn't grown yet, and she changed her mind again: "Forget it, I'll see it myself." ”
The angry Su Yan kissed her directly on the face.
Lin Xiaoyun wiped her face in disgust: "Salivation." ”
Zheng Kai is right, when doing variety shows, the body does not belong to the audience's friends.
So, for this episode, we still have a subtitle.
Two days and one night hot summer special!"
As soon as the words fell.
"Bang!
Two fireworks startled everyone.
The staff immediately carried a set of cabinets forward.
"There are a total of seven outfits here, four of which are cool summer clothes and the other three are ......"
"Director, can we take a look first?"
After getting the agreement, He Jiong stepped forward and chose one at random.
"Hey, this dress is good. ”
"I like it, don't rob me. ”
"It's really good to wear this summer, white doesn't absorb heat, or shorts and short sleeves, eh, here too. ”
"Wait!" When opening the third door, He Jiong just glanced at it, and immediately closed it again: "Director, are you sure you're not joking?
(Chen Chichi???)
Everyone was curious, and they were all there to ask what was wrong.
"See for yourselves. He Jiong opened the door directly.
"This..."
"Agent, where's the agent, let's go home, this show can't be recorded. ”
"It's July, not December, so it's a mistake. ”
"Hey, there are 7 of us in total, and only three sets are down jackets, less than half of the probability, so it's not me anyway. ”
When Lin Gengxin said this, everyone's eyes lit up.
"As long as it's not me!"
"Okay, how about our rock-paper-scissors. He Jiong began to pull the progress: "The person who wins is responsible for adjusting the position, and then the last one to choose?"
"Come on!"
"Rock, scissors, paper!"
After several rounds of competition, He Jiong became the winner.
"Come, turn your backs, and don't peek. ”
Xiao Yun'er looked at it, and suddenly said, "I think Teacher He will choose a down jacket." ”
"Why do you say that?"
"As far as a woman's intuition is concerned, how can there be so many whys. ”
After a while, she clapped her hands happily and said proudly, "Look, I guessed right." ”
In fact, the process is very dramatic.
He Jiong came directly to Nos. 1, 2, and 3 are down jackets.
And then all sorts of crazy hints at No. 2, as a result, no one was fooled, and in the end it was left to himself.
Originally, Lin Update was No. 7.
No. 1 Zheng Kai casually asked, "Do you want to change it?" and he immediately stood up.
Then Zhang Yishan, who was originally in the safe position of No. 4, changed with the white guest of No. 3 in a daze.
After the results were announced, He Jiong was fine, and the other two were about to regret their intestines.
When they changed their clothes and stood together again, the three down jackets in the middle were speechless.
"They're so happy!" Yuna felt hot when she looked at it.
"Well, the artists are very dedicated, I remember that it was about 34 degrees on the day of the shooting, and this down jacket is still one-piece, about a dozen pounds, but it is indeed very hard, but there are no complaints. ”
"This opening is probably the most tiring part. ”
"Where is this going, you can take your time, there are many surprises ahead!"
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