Body 0314 First intimate encounter
"The girl is in her arms, the Yellow River is flooding, you are sleeping, the pig and the dog are not as good as ......"
Aunt Wu crossed her waist and pointed at Xia Buer in a hurry, and even forced out the four-word poem, Xia Buer, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, yawned for a long time, rubbed her sleepy eyes and said depressedly: "Do you have to do something when you sleep together, can you people's minds be cleaner?"
"Pull it down!" Zhao Yeye looked dissatisfied when he left, and his face was full of what I wanted ......."
The big taro was full of contempt with a cigarette in his mouth, and even the dog sister followed and said: "That's it, we gave the house to you last night, but you actually became Yanagi Hui all night, Zhao Yeye must have greeted all the women in your family a long time ago, and if she comes to sleep with you next time, I will have your surname!"
"You laymen, you should all be my master's apprentices, you and him are the best ...... all the way."
Xia Buer got up angrily, he didn't understand anything about Zhao Wuyan at all, sometimes it was better to just sleep than to have intimate contact, and he put on his shoes and asked, "How are things going, how many people have been arrested?"
"More than 400 people have been arrested, and some small shrimp will be left alone, and they will not be able to be closed if they are caught again......"
Aunt Wu handed over a cigarette, sighed and said: "Chang Guiling, they are typical collusion between officials and businessmen, and they have all developed to the point of a criminal group, they not only embezzle public property, but also lend money, gamble and force good people to become prostitutes, Ding Laosan also broke the corpses of several people who did not pay back, the courage is simply too great!"
"Big taro! don't you have anything to say......"
Xia Buer looked at Da Taro coldly, Chang Guiling was one of his regular friends, but Da Taro puffed up his chest and said: "I haven't done anything wrong, Chang Guiling and I are legitimate friends, every time I put on my pants and leave, I didn't agree to any of the few things she asked me to do!"
"Let's go, go to the trial conference......"
Xia Buer patted him lightly on the shoulder, turned around and walked out with a few people, and a few people soon came to the leisure square in the center of the town, on which a high platform had been erected, and more than 400 prisoners who were tied up by the five flowers knelt on the stage, and tens of thousands of people and soldiers had already gathered under the stage.
A red banner has been put up on the high platform, with the words "Conference on the Public Handling of Organized and Evil Crime Cases" written in big white letters, on which the police chief wearing a police uniform is reading out the crime history, and the captains, who are representatives of the army, are sitting behind a row of long tables, and everyone's face is gloomy and terrifying.
"Second master, please ...... here."
A policewoman led Xia Buer to the high platform from the side, but Xia Buer did not sit on the middle seat, but sat quietly at the end, Zhao Wuyan was absentmindedly playing with the pen next to him, so he asked softly, "How did you sleep last night?"
"Hmmm! that's good......"
"Will you sleep next time......
"I don't sleep ......"
"Why? Won't you sleep next time......?"
"Even if you are really good, you don't sleep, unless you are sleeping ......"
"That's vegetarian, no meat ...... guaranteed"
Xia Buer looked at him with an oath, Zhao Wuyan immediately covered his mouth and smiled, turned his head and glanced at him amorously, which instantly made Xia Buer feel a kind of blood boiling, but a policewoman suddenly ran over and said with a white face: "Second master!
"Yikes!"
Zhao Wuyan's face changed suddenly, and he hurriedly covered the microphone in front of him, but when he looked at the audience, the two of them were immediately dumbfounded, and the crowd was already quiet, all of them stared at the two of them with their eyes in stare at each other, and even the director turned around with embarrassment, which made the two of them blush.
"Can this man and woman still sleep vegetarian, second brother! Can you teach me well......
Feng Momo straightened up with a smile, and the strong smell of vinegar soon permeated, while the others were holding back their wild laughter, trembling like cramps, Xia Buer hurriedly stood up and coughed lightly, walked directly to the stage and took the microphone and said, "Everyone!
The audience immediately burst into warm applause, and those who wanted to laugh hurriedly took the opportunity to laugh, Xia Buer didn't wait for the applause to stop and said: "Everyone has understood what happened, these rats and moths embezzled public funds and property, and took the materials we exchanged for our lives for their own, what do you say?"
"Kill !!"
Everyone shouted almost in unison, people in these years are very murderous, and dead people have long been commonplace, but Xia Buer said: "It's too cheap to kill them, next month we will counterattack Gushan City, and then let these moths charge us and spit out all the food they eat!"
"Wow~"
The audience was in an uproar immediately, it doesn't matter how to deal with these criminals, the counterattack on the city is explosive news, most of the people here are local residents, and everyone is looking forward to returning home one day, but the hundreds of thousands of living corpses in the city are no joke, not to mention that there are still a large number of mutated living corpses.
"We have already created miracles while we are alive, tell me loudly, do you have the confidence to follow me to create miracles again......
Xia Buer pointed the microphone high to the audience, and the audience immediately erupted into a tsunami-like shout, Xia Buer gave a thumbs up with great satisfaction, and said: "In the next month, all the officers and soldiers, including the militia, will enter the state of intensive training, and I will take you back to your hometown next month and take you to a celebration banquet in the Gushan City Government!"
"Oh......"
The huge cheers rose to the sky again, Xia Buer has never lost a battle until now, he must be confident that he will do it if he dares to say it in public, but he turned around and ripped off the police chief's epaulette, and angrily reprimanded: "You police chief doesn't even know what is going on under your nose, what use do we want you to do, get out of me and guard the gate!"
"Yes!"
The police chief retreated with an embarrassed face, and Xia Buer announced a series of punishment measures, and finally invited Chen Guangda from the audience and said: "Everyone, this is my master Chen Guangda, from today he will be our head of the sect, and we will also officially change our name to corpse collector, everyone applauds......
"Slow ......"
Chen Guangda suddenly took the microphone and said with a pleased smile: "I'm very happy that you have this heart, but I hope that you can make your own achievements and walk out of a different path from our corpse collectors, so let the corpse collectors become a thing of the past, use your own hands to create a piece of the sky, and return the world to peace!"
"Bang Bang Bang ......"
The audience immediately burst into warm applause, even Zhao Wuyan and others stood up and applauded vigorously, Chen Guangda seems to be a vulgar guy, but this broad mind is really unmatched, he doesn't let Xia Buer inherit the corpse collector just to let him spread his wings and surpass himself.
"Thank you, Master......"
Xia Buer hugged Chen Guangda quite movingly, Chen Guangda also patted him on the back heavily, and said: "Do a good job! Boy, as long as you can not forget your original intention, your future achievements will definitely surpass me, and Master will silently cheer for you behind you, and bless you forever!"
"Thank you, Thank you, Master......"
Xia Buer felt a kind of love from his father, which was the most lacking emotion for him, so he straightened up with red eyes, took the microphone and said loudly: "From today onwards, we don't belong to any organization, we only fight for our homeland, let us work together to kill back to Gushan and spend the New Year in Gushan!"
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The weather at the end of February was cold and gloomy, but the soldiers in Ermao Town were training shirtless, and the female soldiers were only wearing small vests, while Chen Guang, as the head of the head of the coach, did it himself, leading the soldiers to practice day and night, and even Xia Buer returned to the state of a student and humbly followed Chen Guangda to study.
"Master, let's eat the chicken, and then eat after the chicken......"
As soon as the day's hard training ended, Xia Buer found Chen Guangda with great interest, but Chen Guangda said angrily: "Damn! Don't eat chicken or eat tonight, Lao Tzu made an appointment with the sisters to fight Picardo, whoever loses tonight will run naked around the city three times, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that he can't beat that group of little sluts!"
"Ouch~ I remembered, I still have an important thing to do tonight, so I won't eat chicken with you......"
Xia Buer slapped his head and ran away, just kidding! Chen Guangda's skills are better than his food, and he is still a person who dares to rush up with a frying pan, and he can't lift his head to help his sisters abuse him every day, and if he goes crazy with him tonight, he won't have to wear ironclad pants.
"Let's go, sisters, let the 100 boys run naked tonight ......"
A group of female warriors walked over shoulder to shoulder, and the leader was Chen Guangda's third lady, nicknamed Cong Xiaowei, who was nicknamed Fu Biao, and Feng Momo worshipped her as a teacher half a month ago, and the painting style of the whole person changed suddenly, and he changed from an ignorant and fearless stupid girl to a calculating goblin, which made Xia Buer more and more headaches.
"Xia Lao Er, eat chicken, your master has made an appointment for us to fight Picardo......"
Feng Momo looked at Xia Buer domineeringly, but Xia Buer ran out of the school as if he hadn't heard it, picking his nostrils and running out of the school ground, who knew that Meng Ling suddenly caught up, grabbed him and said, "Second brother! I have something I want to discuss with you, I hope you can agree!"
"Say ......"
Xia Buer looked at her with no saltiness, since Meng Ling became Feng Momo's slave, the whole person's sense of existence disappeared all of a sudden, and the soldiers no longer called her Sister Ling, Meng Ling rarely went out except for training, but Xia Buer knew that this woman would never be willing to be mediocre.
"In ten days, I want to lead the trapping camp and attack Gushan Castle ......"
Meng Ling straightened her chest and her eyes were blazing, Xia Buer was stunned by these words, and said suspiciously: "Are you tired and crooked, the mortality rate in the camp is very high, they will face the fat corpse king when the time comes, and it is not impossible for the group to be wiped out, although I don't want to see you, but it's still too wasteful for you to die!"
"I know you don't want to see me, so I want to make up for ......"
Meng Ling took a deep breath and said: "I don't want to defend the previous things, a mistake is a mistake, but as long as people make mistakes, I hope you can give me another chance, if I survive this time, please dissolve my master-servant relationship with Feng Momo, and let me become your person again!"
"Does this make any difference, Feng Momo is all my people......"
Xia Buer reached out and pinched her chin, Meng Ling was still as beautiful as before, but she shook her head and said: "No! becoming your person again is my only motivation for survival now, as long as I don't dissolve my relationship with Feng Momo for a day, I will never be able to raise my head, if this is the case, I would rather die, I will never joke!"
"Okay! I promise you......"
Xia Buer grabbed the back of her neck violently, looked her eyes directly and said, "If you can survive, I will make you a drop of blood for me alone, no one can command you except me, you have as much power as your territory is, do you want it?"
"Yes......!
Meng Ling immediately knelt on the ground with her legs, and after raising her head, her eyes burst with a strong fighting spirit, Xia Buer patted her cheek and said: "Try to live, Gushan City is just a starting point for us, I will definitely take you all over the world in the future!"
(The chapters owed have all been paid off, and then it's time to store energy and prepare to explode, fulfilling my previous promise!)