Chapter 336: The Skurull's Dilemma
"Earth, I'm finally back!" said Count Skrull Misaria looked gratefully at the approaching solar system, a magical place he had missed since he had been away from Earth for so long. Although it is said that Skrul's expeditionary force was defeated. Oh no, it should be said that the Zetari mercenaries hired by Skrull have failed miserably.
Although the war was lost, the Misa was not sad at all, on the contrary, he was quite happy in the end. Because the earthlings showed him extraordinary entertainment equipment and various forms of entertainment. It must be said that these forms of entertainment profoundly changed the barren spiritual life of the Messiah.
He was amazed by the well-made and imaginative films. The life of the Skrulls is too serious, so serious that entertainment is extremely lacking. There is a saying on earth that "material poverty can be tolerated, but spiritual poverty can lead to radical destruction". This is a bit absolute, but there is some truth to it.
Because when the spiritual life is so scarce, so scarce that there is no room for pleasure or even escape, then the burden of life is enough to destroy a person. Although the life of the Skrulls is very good, there is no such material deprivation as not having enough food and clothing. However, due to the lack of mental entertainment, there are many mental abnormalities among the Skruls. The Messiah was one of them, and his greatest amusement was to imprison a backward civilization and then play the god or something.
It was a very nasty form of entertainment, but the Messiah used to enjoy it. It wasn't until he came to Earth that the Earth's entertainment changed him, and slowly made him normal.
Although the war was lost, the Messiah thought the result was good. Because of this, the earth was saved from war, and I had the opportunity to learn about this fascinating culture. I'm really fascinated by the culture of the earth, and I love it. Even after the earthlings (i.e., the bosses of the Illuminati) extended a hand of friendship, he felt that the Skrulls should actually reconcile with the earthlings.
The earthlings (Li Jie) all said: "All this is a misunderstanding, we don't want to eat your compatriots at all." We can explain this. So Li Jie did some relatively 'simple' handling of the Skrull turning into cattle incident. The gist of it is to say that it was all an accident, and you see that your partner turned into a cow because he was not familiar with the culture of the earth, and then he was slaughtered and eaten as beef. You really can't blame us for all this.
In addition, Li Jie and others constantly showed the Skrulls all kinds of beautiful depictions of the earth, which made the Missera and other Skrulls slowly identify with all this. Besides, the earth's culture is so charming, why fight to the death with them? Isn't it good for everyone to hold hands and sing and dance together and watch movies?
After being educated (brainwashed) by Li Jie, the Misah and the others embarked on a journey back to the planet Skrull. They went with a fleet and returned with a full load of planetary "loot". It includes a variety of entertainment products, as well as the earth's food, as well as a lot of the earth's crops (which have been improved by Dr. Hank, and are more likely to get fat and lazy). There are also many crew members who have been trained by Earth and have learned to make a variety of Earth food.
Including: fried chicken, roast duck, french fries, fried tempura, fried crispy pork, fried fried fried dough sticks, fat boy happy series and so on. The Messiah felt that he had returned with a full load, and although he had failed in his actions on Earth, he had obtained another treasure for himself. You will definitely be able to get the forgiveness of Emperor Skrull, and you may even be rewarded!
While the Messiah confidently embarks on the journey back, there is actually a serious discussion going on within the Skuru civilization.
Emperor Skuru was forced to gather his generals who were guarding the four star fields to discuss countermeasures. Because the overlord of the Centaur system, the leader of almost all cosmic pirates, Thanos Thanos, the conqueror and destroyer of civilizations, sent an ultimatum to the Skrulls, demanding that the Skurulls pay the final commission for hiring the Zetarians.
Emperor Skuru replied, "The Zetarians will pay when they complete their mission. ”
But Thanos replied directly: "Regardless of whether the Zetarians have successfully completed the task or not, the commission for the promised service will be paid! If you don't give it to me, come and get it yourself!"
This is nothing short of a naked robbery. How can there be any reason why a mercenary cannot complete a task and the employer should still pay for it? Of course, the money can only be paid only after the task is completed! Otherwise, if everyone takes the task in the name of a mercenary, and then takes a commission and does not complete the task, it is not a mess.
And Thanos's words also shocked Skrull's emperor Skrull XI: "Could it be that Zetari's battle failed, so Thanos has to rush to get the commission?!" Because Skruul XI knew that the big boss behind the Zetarians was actually Thanos. If it weren't for Thanos' support for the Zetarians, this group of cosmic locusts would have been wiped out by the civilizations of other galaxies a long time ago. Everybody hates this cosmic locust.
And Thanos Thanos Thanos has not given Skruul XI more choices, either to give the resource planet himself, or just wait for me to get it myself.
Because the Zetarians were completely wiped out this time, Thanos's losses were also very large. He needs to make up for his shortfall with the Skrrull's resource planet. Why don't you make up for your losses from Earth? Of course, because Earth is too far away and there are no resources. I was born in the solar system, so I know all too well. Yes, I just consider this from an economic point of view, not because of any purple skin cute thing!
So Emperor Skuru XI stood in his huge and ornate chamber, pacing back and forth and saying to his generals with some discomfort, "What do you think? Do we need to give Thanos these resource planets?"
The general in command of the Chinese army almost didn't think about it and said, "Impossible! The Skuru civilization has never been so angry, and Thanos saying this can only prove that the Zetarians have failed." It's impossible for us to pay mercenaries for a group of failed mercenaries. Even if we should recover our losses, we have paid the upfront costs. Thanos should compensate us double!"
"If we just retreat because of a warning from Thanos, how will our civilization behave in the future? But if you don't give it, do you really want to start a war with Thanos?