Assistant Diary I
Before Qingbao didn't enter the filming
Every day is cool, very cool.
With a salary, blowing the air conditioner, living in a villa, you can watch idols every day, suck the face of idols, and live like a fairy.
People are too idle, they will always be afraid, feel that they are not worthy of this kind of life, and slump on the sofa every day, eating potato chips, and panic all day long.
Until one day, my agent told me that Qingbao was finally going to take on a new drama.
Finally it works for me!Finally it works for me!!Finally it works for me!!
It's nice that I can finally live without worrying about it every day. Hahaha
I look up to the sky and roar!!
However, things are not as they think!
Since joining the group, I've become more idle!
Here's the thing......
After Qingbao got off the play
She immediately played the role of her assistant and handed over a variety of drinks diligently......
Qingbao would refuse very gently, and then ask me to go to the supermarket next door to buy mineral water.
I was at the time: Ou βββ! It turns out that Qingbao doesn't like to drink drinks!
Later, she prepared white water after every play.
Most of Qingbao's dramas are in winter, and there are only a handful of scripts that are received, and in summer, I don't have any experience at all.
On the first day of play, other actors' assistants didn't know where to get something, so they quickly took out umbrellas and various fans.
Me: It's too bad for !!, I can't just think about some winter warmers, etc., and I completely forgot to bring a fan!!!
What to doWhat to doWhat to do!!
And thenβ
Wen Zhi carefully handed over the towel, did Qingbao sweat!? why didn't she find out!
I was so derelict in my duty! self-condemning myself for a minute......
It was to watch Wen serve someone in one stop, make an umbrella for her, and spray sunscreen carefully......
Woo woo, Wen Zhi is really a good person, I misunderstood him!
Followed by......
Wen Zhi smiled and handed over a cold and delicious yellow drink!
He probably didn't know that Sunny didn't like these junk drinks.
It's time to show my assistant what it should be!
Ha!
Just as I was about to go up and stop it, I saw that Qingbao actually drank it!
She drank!
Nani!
What kind of elixir jade liquid is this, I bought it before, it is extraordinarily good, fat boy happy, all kinds of peaches, and Shui Qingbao is not caring at all, okay!
While Qingbao was filming, I was very insidious to get that suspicious bottle of yellow drink.
I sniffed it!
It smells like lemon!
Tsk, isn't it just lemonade?
Is there anything else to do here?
I couldn't help but wonder, and while there was no one everywhere and no one was paying attention, I carefully poured it on the disposable water cup and took a sip.
!! this taste!
I've never drunk lemonade that smells like lemon, but when I drink it in my mouth, it's passion fruit lemonade!!
And it's delicious!
Just when I was confused and couldn't figure it out, a voice came from behind me that scared me.
"Xiaoyi" I turned my head, ahh
I spilled the drink by mistake!
Me: !! duh, I didn't mean to, you listened to me explain that Qingbao's matter is not what you think!
Qingbao glanced at the drink regretfully, and then said, "If you want to drink it, it's okay"
Me: Woooooooo
Since then......
The drinks that Lin Qing has around her are different every day, sometimes they look like lemons, sometimes they look like watermelons...... Almost every time Qingbao will drink cleanly, in order to protect my salary, I feel like a thief every time, sneaking around to study the recipe of the drink!
I'm not convinced!
I'm going to have to find the secret to this drink!
I probably don't really have the talent (β₯_β₯) to be an undercover agent
Every time, I was either discovered by Mr. Wen, or I was caught by Qingbao!β β
Later, Mr. Wen will prepare two copies, one for Qingbao and one for me!
Every time I drink Mr. Wen's drink, every time! really every time! I am shocked! Mrs. is so delicious! Really, it is different from those glamorous sluts on the Internet!
Woo woo, Mr. Wen is really handsome, gentle and ...... Stop!
So...... It's not that Qingbao doesn't like drinks, it's that she doesn't care enough! I'm such an unqualified assistant! T_T
I never got my hands on it again.
I'm an assistant at all......
For example, drinks, fans, sunscreen, everything was prepared by Wen Zhi, and she remembered one day......
I don't know which scene was filmed
Lin Qing was soaked in the water, and after shouting, the staff immediately scooped her up.
The assistant was holding a long towel, ready to catch her.
Immediately afterwards, Wen Zhi wrapped Lin Qing in a longer towel that could wrap from head to leg.
Truncated Assistant: Ha ???
Lin Qing shivered a little coldly, he didn't know where to hand over several hand warmers.
Me with a towel :!
Put a coat on Sunny Baby......
I only have a towel :!!
Hand over the hot brown sugar water......
I hid the towel behind my back :!!
Me: No, isn't it! It's too rough! Woo woo I don't deserve it! I don't deserve to be Qingbao's assistant!
If it weren't for Qingbao's wet scene in the back, I even thought that Mr. Wen would personally wash Lin Qing's hair, blow her hair, and then ...... Stop.
Today, I also feel terrible about losing my job.