According to modern scientific analysis, it is entirely possible for human beings to achieve the legendary cornice walk after a long period of professional and special training.

Qiu Shaoming didn't understand what kind of 'cornice' and what kind of 'wall' the girl's mouth was referring to, and he wanted to ask one or two, but he saw a deep vigilance in the girl's eyes.

In her eyes, Qiu Shaoming seemed to be a thief who spied on her inner secrets.

"Teacher Qiu, you haven't said why you learn kung fu?" the girl glanced at Qiu Shaoming, rubbed her gradually growing wrist, and said dissatisfied.

Qiu Shaoming smiled, but did not speak immediately.

He was thinking about how to answer the girl's question, it was definitely impossible to tell the truth, and he would definitely come back if he made up a lie, so how should he answer it?

Qiu Shaoming thought about it and made a decision.

"Me, it's very simple, I learned kung fu just to find a girlfriend. Qiu Shaoming said: "Otherwise, who is idle and suffers from this, and it is very tiring to practice kung fu." ”

The girl Luo Binghu stared at Qiu Shaoming suspiciously, not quite convinced, and said disdainfully: "Teacher Qiu, you will have a salary of 600,000 yuan just for teaching me, and you will lack a girlfriend, you are stupid to me!"

Qiu Shaoming had expected that there would be doubts, and said without blushing and without a heartbeat: "Then do you think that my kung fu was practiced overnight? Then how do you know that I am not embarrassed before practicing?"

Qiu Shaoming looked at the girl with a smile, and there was a story in his eyes.

The girl suddenly smiled and said, "I believe you are, has Teacher Qiu found a girlfriend now?"

This is a very serious question, and Qiu Shaoming refuses to answer.

The girl didn't give up, and her eyes lit up and asked, "Teacher Qiu, how about we make a deal?"

Qiu Shaoming looked at the eager girl suspiciously, very puzzled, "What deal?"

"It's very simple, I'll tell you a secret, and you have to tell me a secret too, how about it?" the girl said with a smile in Qiu Shaoming's ear.

The fragrance entered his nose, Qiu Shaoming couldn't help but take a deep breath, and his heart became acute.

Fortunately, he didn't let down his guard against this ghostly girl, "First, I don't have any secrets, second, I don't want to know your secrets, and third, you and I don't know if the secrets we are talking about are true or false, does such a deal make sense?"

The girl put her hands on Qiu Shaoming's shoulders, with an expression of 'I have seen through you', and said: "Teacher Qiu, don't be nervous, I won't tell your secrets, and I don't think my secrets are as good as yours." ”

Am I nervous?

Just kidding, you've always been nervous, if it weren't for the fact that you look pretty good, I would have turned my face a long time ago.

Well, beautiful women have always had privileges, even if she goes crazy, give her a chance.

"Bingbing, I'm your English teacher, if you don't want to learn English, I don't think I need to waste time here, I promised your grandfather to teach you English, since you don't even want to learn, it means that I failed, I can't get money for failure, and there is no need to stay here." ”

Qiu Shaoming pushed away the girl's hand, got up and said with a serious face.

The girl laughed, and suddenly turned around and came to the door.

"Teacher Qiu, you said that you are an English teacher, then you tell me why your kung fu is so good?"

Qiu Shaoming couldn't help but look at the girl with a smile and a smile, so he was going to come to the court for interrogation?

"I don't think I'm good, that's how I practiced when I was a kid. ”

One step forward, forcing the girl to take a step back.

The two looked at each other, and the lightning was shining.

The girl continued: "Then you said that you practiced kung fu to find a girlfriend, is this a lie?"

"Children, what do you care about so much, I can't find a girlfriend, what do you care. Qiu Shaoming replied calmly.

"I don't bother, I just want to prove that it's a lie. ”

"Well, why should I lie to you?"

"I know, because you have a secret to tell. ”

"And I, Luo Bing, want to get your secret! ”

Qiu Shaoming: ......

Seeing that Qiu Shaoming was completely autistic, the girl said proudly: "Teacher Qiu, how about it, my analysis makes sense." ”

Qiu Shaoming raised his hand in surrender, and said helplessly: "What you said is right, can you get out of the way, I want to go home!"

"Don't, Mr. Qiu, tell me your secret, I really want to know. The girl cried with a sad face, and said coquettishly: "Think about it, the mysterious soldier king lives in seclusion in the city, incarnates a tender teacher, and secretly protects the goddess in his heart, isn't it, how exciting." ”

Served!

Qiu Shaoming was really convinced, why is this child's brain hole so big, if it weren't for him jumping around, Qiu Shaoming would definitely dial the number of the mental hospital and treat her.

"Amazing, how did you think of that!" Qiu Shaoming was stunned and gave his thumbs up, shocked.

The girl was not ashamed, but proud, and begged for praise: "I analyzed, Mr. Qiu, my kung fu is from a famous master, you said that you can easily defeat me as an ordinary English teacher, there is no detail, you think I believe it." ”

"Didn't you say you taught yourself?" Qiu Shaoming asked rhetorically.

The girl smiled: "I said it casually, I didn't think about it so much at first, the more I thought about it, the more I felt that something was wrong, since Mr. Qiu may be the same martial arts person as me, then I don't mind telling you that I also have a teacher." ”

Martial arts people?

It's not that Qiu Shaoming looks down on her, any fighter is enough to knock her to the ground, she really needs the guidance of a famous teacher, and the level of that teacher can be imagined.

Qiu Shaoming shook his head, sighed that life was not easy, and sighed: "Bingbing, I'm really not from the martial arts, you get out of the way." ”

"No, Mr. Qiu, just tell me, it's a big deal I'll let you smell the fragrance on my body again, I just saw that you smell very comfortable, it smells good!"

After that, the girl deliberately straightened up her 'flat chest'.

What is this, am I Qiu Shaoming like that?

However, not to mention, the girl's milky smell is really good.

Phew!

Qiu Shaoming dispelled the cranky thoughts in his head, felt that he couldn't continue to mess around like this anymore, and said righteously: "You get out of the way first, and I'll tell you my secret." ”

The girl was overjoyed and hurriedly jumped away.

Taking advantage of this gap, Qiu Shaoming quickly opened the door and ran out, leaving the stunned girl in the room.

"Teacher Qiu, you lied to me, I will kill you!"

……

Outside the villa, Old Man Luo was leisurely moving on the fitness equipment in the community, and when he saw Qiu Shaoming walking out of the house, he smiled kindly: "Teacher Qiu." ”

Qiu Shaoming is very dissatisfied with this bad old man now, not to mention the fact that he concealed the fact that his granddaughter was a violent maniac in advance, at least you have to let Qiu Shaoming teach a normal student, no matter how Luo Bing looks at it, she looks like a middle school girl with paranoia.

"Boss Luo, I can't teach you this granddaughter, let's talk about compensation. Qiu Shaoming said angrily.

If you really want to do things according to the contract, Old Man Luo will have to lose money, so he agreed to teach her granddaughter English, purely because Qiu Shaoming felt that it was troublesome to find a place to renovate.

"Teacher Qiu......"

Old man Luo seemed to have expected something, and was about to say something.

Suddenly, I saw Luo Bing's sturdy figure jumping out of the gate and rushing towards him.

"Grandpa, stop him for me!"