Chapter 759: Do you still want Lao Tzu to teach you to go to bed?
During the banquet, Wan Feng knew about He Xiao's troubles when he came to Li You's house this time.
Wan Feng couldn't help but sigh that the impact of the Shaolin Temple movie would begin to spread in such a short period of time, and it was only about a week from the release of the Shaolin Temple movie in the Heihe area to today, and its influence has begun to be highlighted.
Because someone in Fularji went to He Xiao's house to learn art, and there were still a lot of people, and there was an endless stream of them, and the most depressed thing for He Xiao was that there were people who came to apprentice in the middle of the night.
This made He Xiao very troubled, and his watchdog was about to be schizophrenic.
"I've got that happen here too, and I sent a few of them away this morning. Li You empathizes.
"Who would have thought that a movie would cause so many things, if it is like this every day, how will you live in the future? Senior Brother Wan, you are a scholar, is there any good way to solve it?"
"Wow, I told the master, I don't know what the master thinks. ”
Li You nodded: "This kid asked me to hold a martial arts training class, and one person receives one or two pieces a month, which not only solves his own troubles, but also generates income, and also satisfies everyone's enthusiasm for martial arts." ”
He Xiao's eyes blinked eighteen times in a row.
Wan Feng counted, it definitely blinked eighteen times in a row, ensuring that there was no mistake.
"This trick is good, but I don't know if the state will let me do it?"
"If the state allows it, it's a very lucrative business, and if you think it's too little, you can charge two more dollars and take care of the food, so that you can earn a little more money on the food." ”
He Xiao immediately came to his senses: "Yes, just do it, if the country doesn't let us, we won't do it, and it's not illegal." ”
He Xiao made up his mind, and Li You was also moved: "You do it first, wait for me to see, if there is nothing wrong with your Aihui County, then we will be fine here." ”
The three younger children of Li You's family left after eating and going to school, and now only Li Youhe, Xiao Wanfeng and Li Mingdou are left on the table.
The troubles of martial arts are put aside for the time being, and now it's time to talk about He Xiao's personal problems.
"Senior brother, you are twenty-six this year, right? It is a very dangerous thing for us to have a wife at your age, you are not planning to wander the world alone in the future, right?"
He Xiao smiled helplessly: "What do you want me to say about this, senior brother? The girls in Fularji are afraid of me, even the people in the villages within a radius of more than ten miles know my murderous name, no one dares to marry me, probably the senior brother is a natural monk." ”
"! That's because they look down on people, and a man like you is the one who really loves his wife, provided that your wife doesn't die. Now, we have a girl here who is interesting to you, and you have seen and even known this girl, how do you feel?"
"Which girl?"
"After the last incident by the river, we sat next to that girl while we were drinking on the beach. ”
He Xiao recalled: "Is that the girl with a round face and two eyes like briquettes?"
Where do He Yanfei's eyes look like briquettes?
Wan Feng nodded.
"How old is she, too small, isn't she?"
"Eighteen, I'm already an adult who can bite the bean, but people have called you brother several times, I guess I'll kiss my brother next time, you make a statement!"
He Xiao scratched his head: "I'm eight years older than her, can this work? Isn't this tantamount to molesting a young girl?"
Your eighteen-year-old is still a young girl?
"She's very thoughtful, why don't you two meet and get to know each other?" Senior brother, I told you that there is no such shop in this village, it's good that people don't think you're big, but you still think you're small!"
In fact, He Xiao is also full of emotion, the girl who called him brother several times with big eyes is still very beautiful, the key is that she can actually take a fancy to herself, no matter how she is a high school culture.
"Then you say you'll meet?"
"At two o'clock in the afternoon, I will let her meet you by the river, which is the crossing where we fought last time, and as a cover, I will take a few people to be with you, even if others see it, they will not associate it with other places. Of course, if you have anything to whisper, you can stay away from us. ”
He Xiao nodded in agreement.
"After this year, she is nineteen and you are twenty-seven, if it can be done smoothly, you can do it, you can't find a wife, I also feel that old is a matter in my heart. Li You is also very concerned about He Xiao's marriage.
I'm afraid this won't work, He Yanfei will have to deal with it until she graduates! By then she will be twenty-one, and He Xiao will be twenty-nine, and it will be okay to get married at that time.
After the meal was over, Wan Feng and Li Mingdou returned to school, and before it was class time, he called He Yanfei and Zhang Xuan to the gable outside the classroom.
"At about two o'clock in the afternoon, there is a physical education class in our class, when Zhang Xuan, you and your aunt will go to the river first, He Xiao will come back to our school, and he and I will go to the riverside, what can you talk about." ”
He Yanfei was a little flustered: "Wan Feng, what are we going to talk about then?"
Hold the grass, you won't have to be taught what you talk about, right?
"He may not be very good at talking, and if you can't talk about it, then it's not interesting to be cold between you, just look for the common ground between you and talk about it. ”
He Yanfei's head was big: "But what common ground are you looking for?"
"Senior Brother He Xiao is a martial arts student, you can start from this aspect, ask him some words if it is not hard to practice martial arts, and then take out a shy answer and say that you also like martial arts, let him teach you to practice martial arts, if he agrees to teach it, it will be no problem, when he really teaches you martial arts in the future, you can deliberately not make the movements standard, let him correct you hand in hand, so that you have physical contact, and then you pretend to be unstable and fall into his arms, the spark of love is basically..."
"Bang!"
Zhang Xuan's head hit the wall.
"What are you doing?" Wan Feng asked angrily.
Zhang Xuan rubbed his head, panting in his mouth.
"It's all your fault, just listen to you. ”
"Are you banging your head against the wall and telling me to talk?
"Okay, okay!"
"Get out!"
He Yanfei laughed loudly: "I really envy Xuanxuan, I can find someone as kind as you." ”
"Auntie, let's not mess with the mandarin duck spectrum, okay? My niece and I have a pure relationship between men and women, don't contact each other blindly!"
Zhang Xuan rubbed his head and looked at Wan Feng: "You guy is a freak, how many twists and turns do you have in your belly? I suspect you have harmed many girls, scoundrel!"
"Suspicious of your sister, if I were a hooligan, would you still be able to talk to me now, Lao Tzu would have harmed you. ”
Then you won't harm me!
Zhang Xuan muttered in his heart.
"You two will flirt with each other in the future, will you just do what you say?"
What else does she want? Does she want Lao Tzu to teach you to go to bed?
This heart is tired.
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