Chapter 61: Wife, you are welcome to come and eat your husband at any time
Dragging his tired body, Bing Mo slowly returned to the villa of Yuning Flower Garden.
Speaking of which, Bing Mo also felt ridiculous, he himself could actually make such a fuss with a little girl like Yin Linxin, and now it is okay, the whole person feels sleepy, and his head is also a little dizzy.
"Ahem! Bing Mo, it's good to have fun outside, and you know to come back!"
Bing Mo had just entered the hall, and before his ass had officially sat down, a cold voice suddenly came!
At this time, Bai Shixuan was standing behind the sofa with her hands on her chest, and at this moment she was wearing a white pajamas, half-leaning on the high-end sofa.
"It's good, it's good, but it's just too tired!"
blurted out a sentence, Bing Mo sat on the sofa, thought about who would care about him so much, turned his head to look, and found that Bai Shixuan was looking at him coldly at this time.
"You are really good at playing, you have been out in the morning, and you don't know until you come back, I want to ask Mr. Bing, please tell me, what did you do this day?"
Bai Shixuan stared at Bing Mo with her arms around her chest, turned around slowly, came to Bing Mo's side, sat on the sofa, and continued: "Tell me honestly, don't try to fool me with nonsense, what did you see your grandmother fall to the ground on the street, you learned from Lei Feng's spirit to do good deeds, and helped the grandmother up!"
"Wife, you're really amazing, you can guess it, I did help the old grandmother, but instead of helping her up, I helped her cross the road!
Don't you know, on the street today, there are more grandmothers than ever, and they all have to cross the street, and I can't help it, I can't look at what danger they have, I can only hold them one by one, you say that these grandmothers are really oh, why don't you stay at home, but run to the street, your legs and feet are not good, what if something really happens, what can you do, you say yes, wife!" Bing Mo didn't blush at all, sitting there with his eyes open and talking nonsense, the whole person's expression looked so real, it was hard to believe it.
"You really dare to fool me, be honest with me!" Bai Shixuan had a cold face and slapped Bing Mo hard: "If you don't explain things clearly today, see how I clean you up, and you will ...... at night Don't ........."
Suddenly, halfway through speaking, Bai Shixuan's face instantly flushed and instantly floated. She originally wanted to say, don't go to bed at night, but when she thought about it carefully, she didn't seem to have had sex with this guy yet, so where did she come from, don't go to bed, so she instantly became distracted, and the pictures of the passionate moments of men and women in Korean dramas inexplicably appeared in her head, and her pretty face suddenly turned even redder.
Hearing this, Bing Mo also sighed, shrugged his head, and said: "Actually, it's not all because Sun Loan and those guys called me and asked me to drink, I also told him at the time that I had a wife, and I wanted to accompany my wife at home, and I didn't want to go, but Sun Loan and Zhao Po didn't listen to me at all, and insisted on pulling me away, saying that if you don't go, it's too little brother, and in the end, I have no choice but to go with them!"
"After drinking, I wanted to say goodbye to them and go home, but they wouldn't let me go, and continued to take me to a decent bathing center to do a pedicure, etc., and so on, going here and there, and so on. ”
Seriously, Bing Mo's ability to make up nonsense has really improved a lot, and now he basically blinds him as a wife, who is talking nonsense with his eyes open, and he doesn't tell a word of truth! But Bing Mo didn't dare to tell Bai Shixuan that if he told her about the little girl who was with Yin Linxin, with her temper, she would have to peel off a layer of her own skin.
Think clearly about the consequences Bing Mo also had an idea, and suddenly thought of Sun Loan and Zhao Po, so he used them to carry the black pot for himself, isn't it good as the saying goes, good brothers are used to carry the black pot, you help me today, and I will help you in the future, but I don't know how long it will be this day.
"yes, give me my phone!"
Listening to Bing Mo talking, Bai Shixuan didn't believe it at all, her eyes were quick all of a sudden, and she was sitting on Bing Mo's side, so she directly put her hand into the pocket of her clothes, and took out her mobile phone directly while he was still a little stunned.
If it was in normal times, at Bai Shixuan's speed, Bing Mo would be able to react casually, but today because he drank a lot of wine, his brain already felt groggy, alcohol is also a human killer, and the reaction of capable people has become sluggish.
Seeing that the mobile phone was taken away by his wife, Bing Mo suddenly secretly screamed that it was not good, this is good, the nonsense is waiting to be punctured............
"Say, when did Sun Loan call you?" snatched the phone, Bai Shixuan immediately opened the call record and asked while flipping through it.
"Well, it's been so long, and I don't remember it clearly...... It seems to be three, four, or five o'clock in the afternoon, I didn't pay attention to the time at that time, ........." replied hesitantly, Bing Mo was waiting for his wife to scold himself at the moment.
Hearing Bing Mo's answer, Bai Shixuan didn't speak, but continued to flip through, when she found that there was really a call from Sun Loan, the time was close to four o'clock in the afternoon, she immediately threw her mobile phone aside angrily, glared at Bing Mo, and shouted: "Bing Mo, you bastard, you are so hateful, you dare to go behind my back with people like Sun Loan, go to that bathing center to find Xiao Sister, what do you think of me!"
"Uh... What is this?"
Bing Mo was also a little stunned when he heard it, and quickly picked up his mobile phone and looked at it, he didn't expect that there would really be a call from Sun Loan on his mobile phone, and the time was about the same as what he just said, he didn't expect that he was really lucky, and it was a miracle that the words made up could be inexplicably matched.
Bing Mo thought about how he didn't know when Sun Loan called, maybe it was because he was with Yin Linxin's little girl, so he shouldn't have heard it.
"My good wife, how could I go to that kind of place*, I'm just there to take a shower, rub my back, and do a pedicure, not like you think!"
Saying that, Bing Mo hurriedly picked up his mobile phone, turned around and prepared to leave, just halfway through, he turned around and said: "Wife, don't think nonsense, how can a good man like your husband and me go to that kind of place*, of course, it's not your husband and I who are guarded like jade, it's just a little sister in that kind of place, it's too much, I'm not interested, how can I be worthy of a good man like your husband and me, but if it's a woman like your wife, it's a different matter, hahaha!"
"You...... You bastard, stop me!!" When Bai Shixuan heard this, she immediately stood up, pointed at Bing Mo and scolded angrily. What is called is another matter, that is, you really went to find it!
"Wife, don't be so angry, you can't blame me, we've both been married for so long, you don't have sex with me, so your husband and I stay alone in the empty room every day, how lonely and unbearable, if you don't go outside to vent, but it's really suffocating.........!
"Die!!"
Before he finished speaking, he saw a slipper flying over at this moment, but fortunately, Bing Mo was quick, so he immediately reached out and grabbed it, threw it on the ground, shook his head helplessly, and said: "Wife, if you don't want to, forget it, I won't force you to be your husband!"
After speaking, Bing Mo quickly turned his head and left, and walked towards his bedroom, leaving only Bai Shixuan, who was standing there at the moment, looking at it through gritted teeth.
"Bye-bye, dear wife. Bing Mo walked back to the bedroom, opened the door and stood at the door, and waved his hand at Bai Shixuan: "Don't miss your husband too much, if you really think about it, the door will always be open for you, you are welcome to come and eat your husband and me at any time, Mo Mo Da ........."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw another slipper running straight over at this time, Bing Mo was still so quick-eyed and prepared, he grabbed the slippers again, threw them on the ground, and then hooked his hand at Bai Shixuan: "If you can't beat it, you can't beat it, bye-bye." ”
"Ahh
Bai Shixuan stood there with a lot of anger, her ears were a little hot, anyone could see that she was very angry at this time, and pointed to Bing Mo's bedroom and shouted: "Don't come out if you have a kind! And that Sun Loan and Zhao Po are not good things, sanctimonious guys, they actually dare to take you to that kind of place, see how I clean them up then!"
Bing Mo, who was in the bedroom, heard this, his body couldn't help but stagnate, and he prayed for Sun Loan and them in his heart!
My wife should have been angry when she said these things, she wouldn't have fired Sun Loan because of such a trivial matter, if that's the case, it would be too stingy.
Back in the room, Bing Mo didn't even take off his clothes, just lay down on the bed, slowly closed his eyes, and his thoughts slowly drifted away......
After going abroad, Bing Mo never thought that he was going to get married, and when he was abroad, he just indulged to his heart's content, venting some depression in his heart.........
I also once thought that my life was nothing more than trying the customs of each country, changing into a bed mate in a different country every night, and constantly fighting and killing different people every day! Maybe one day, I was shot, seriously injured, or killed by the enemy, and since then I have ended my absurd life.
What heroism, passion, blood, manhood, all the glory, the romance, the glory, all disappeared because of their own end............
Even in a dream, Bing Mo never thought that he would get married and have a beautiful wife, just because he was too crazy and ridiculous before......
Lying on the bed, closing his eyes, Bing Mo's breathing slowly became heavy, as if he felt that the smoke of the battlefield had entered his nostrils again, and he was back in that era, with the sound of rumbling artillery fire, the roar of airplanes, and the time when he was drunk and ridiculous...............