It doesn't have to be a gutter that capsizes, it can also be a small stream!

"Mom, I'm not alive—" The young master lamented, and suddenly pointed at Zhou Zhoushan's forehead with a fierce face and scolded, " Like you: life forms with incomplete evolution, aliens with genetic mutations, high school students at the kindergarten level, frog heads with congenital Mongolian disease, abandoned babies from the snowman of Our Lady Peak, murderers with clogged septic tanks, super-organisms that live with cockroaches, semi-plants with rotting vitality, garbage people who emit stinks, sources of spurning nouns, dinosaurs that degenerate three times a day, the strongest waste wood in human history, humus that has been deposited for thousands of years, and primitive species that scientists dare not study...... How can you fall in love with me?"

The voice was fast and urgent, and the scolding was hearty.

If it weren't for the fact that he couldn't stand the splattering spittle, Zhou Yishan couldn't bear to interrupt.

"But the slave family is in love with you!" the voice was complaining, and he said and made a look full of affection, "You see that your jade tree is in the wind, handsome and chic, graceful, loved by everyone, and flowers blooming, it must be the best among the scum, the beast among the beasts, and according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood, lack of love when you grow up, grandma does not hurt, and uncle does not love." The left side of the face is under-pumped, and the right side of the face is under-kicked. The donkey sees the donkey kicking, and the pig sees the pig stepping on it. Born to be a cucumber, undershoot! The acquired walnut, underwhelmed by the hammer! Lifelong a broken motorcycle, under-kicked! Look, your little face is so thin, you don't look like a pig! Now I throw you into the toilet, the toilet can vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole can explode on itself! You say you, Uncle Ben, I will teach you to practice the sword, you practice the sword, you still don't practice the sword, practice the cheap! There are so many sword moves, you prefer to learn the drunken sword, the golden sword is not practiced, the silver sword is practiced! In the end, you have practiced the drunken silver sword! You don't deserve to give you the sword immortal, you don't do it if you give you the sword god, you have to cry and shout to be a sword man!"

"You see, we're just a natural pair, a natural pair. As he spoke, he pinched an orchid finger with his right hand and lightly touched Lu Gaoxuan's forehead, pretending to be shy, "Look - what a match!"

Lu Gaoxuan stood dumbly, his eyes were blank, his face was loveless, and he muttered to himself: "Do I refuse, or do I refuse......"

Lu Gaoxuan's scolding words were specially learned from Zhou Yishan, and with this, I don't know how many people he has been scolded, but when he saw Zhou Yishan unexpectedly today, he couldn't help but have fun.

Zhou Yishan looked at Lu Gaoxuan's resentful appearance and laughed.

Lu Gaoxuan pointed to Zhou Yishan and laughed as well.

"Flutter-"

"Hahahaha......"

One couldn't help laughing, the other laughed uncontrollably, and then two beautiful women laughed.

"Hahahahaha...... Lu Gaoxuan...... Hahahaha...... Lu Gaoxuan......"

A girl in a snow-white princess dress laughed unbridled without any image, pointed at Lu Gaoxuan, and patted her small chest.

“…… I'm laughing to death......"

"Miss—gone—" Another beautiful girl in a black shirt and white shorts gently tugged at the princess's dress.

"Go light, what light, go away?Jiang Xun'er - look at how stupid Lu Gaoxuan is......" The girl in the princess dress said and patted her chest sharply.

Zhou Yishan didn't notice this budding spring light, but when Jiang Xun'er reminded him, he couldn't help but turn his eyes away, and his eyes widened all of a sudden.

A pair of bright moons are attached to the chest, and the forbidden grapes are round with jasper.

- So big - so white -

He looked at a girl named Jiang Xun'er.

"How did you see people wearing black shirts?" Lu Gaoxuan could see that Zhou Yishan was looking at Jiang Xun'er, and asked curiously.

Zhou Yishan smiled and said nothing, can he say that I can see through? Seeing Lu Gaoxuan's indignant appearance, Zhou Yishan laughed quietly:

Rong Su is a good age, Shao Hua, and Chun'an Shuangfeng jade has buds.

The painting sill is horizontally flattened and halved, and the sandalwood groove is hugged on one side.

The fragrance floats to the soft early cold dew, and the powder droplets are round and not po melons.

The heart should be hot inside, and Mo teaches the single yarn clearly.

"Mo Jiao is clear about the single yarn!" Lu Gaoxuan followed silently, and finally read it out loud when it came to the last sentence, "I hastily ...... I didn't see it, you're a sullen old driver!"

"No, I never drive!"

"Just drive a car, who told you to just want to drive that luxury car!"

Seeing Zhou Yishan and Lu Gaoxuan muttering obscenely there, and I don't know if it was intentional, Jiang Xun'er raised her voice and said word by word: "My chest is gone!"

This time, the reminder is in place, but it also reminds the fat and thin two-headed tuo.

The fat and thin two didn't dare to be blatant, but the eyes that pretended to be casual were clearly glowing green.

Lu Gaoxuan's guy was not embarrassed, but he opened his hands and said as he ran: "Oh, my dear cousin, why did you come out? And Sister Xun'er, I want to kill you, come on, hug-"

It turned out that the princess dress was Lu Gaoxuan's cousin Li Qin, Li Qin of the Sam Empire.

"Bang-"

"You-"

"Bang" is Li Qin's kick between Lu Gaoxuan's legs, and "you" is Lu Gaoxuan's only words that Lu Gaoxuan can say like a boiled shrimp, covering his legs with both hands.

The fat and thin two-headed Tuo quietly entered the guard room, and Zhou Yishan smiled interestingly, and only Lu Gaoxuan's "hissing" inhalation was left in the field.

Li Qin squatted down and asked in a voice that was not worth his life, "Is it good-looking?"

"It's not good-" Lu Gaoxuan squinted, tears flowed down his eyes, and he kept shaking his head and said.

"It's not good-looking, you still look at it, Lu Gaoxuan-you-die-set-" The voice was like a cloud, and the last four words also popped out word by word.

"Good-looking-good-" Lu Gaoxuan hurriedly changed his words.

"Cousin—I'm your cousin!" the voice changed to the kind of mesmerizing and not paying for your life.

"God-" Lu Gaoxuan roared, and then his voice lowered infinitely, "I'm dead-"

As he spoke, he fell to the ground, and suddenly raised his hand and pointed at Zhou Zhoushan, "He can see clearly-"

After saying that, he fell to the ground again.

Hearing Lu Gaoxuan's words, Zhou Zhoushan's face was slightly pale, and he immediately looked up at 45°, and his expression changed to seriousness, "The weather is so good today!"

"Really?" Li Qin's voice dragged the elder long.

As soon as Zhou Yishan looked over, he saw Jiang Xun'er making a movement behind Li Qin's back, and he also made a "run" lip shape in his mouth.

Helplessly, Zhou Yishan was dazzled by the spring light and did not move.

Jiang Xun'er stomped her foot fiercely, and said with her lips: "Stupid, you deserve it!"

This time, I saw it clearly, but I didn't understand the meaning, and I guess I wouldn't run if I understood the meaning, after all, the goal has not been achieved.

It's a long story, but in fact, Jiang Xun'er's actions are basically synchronized with Li Qin's words.

"Grab him and gouge out his eyes for me!" Li Qin pointed at Zhou Yishan and ordered in a fierce and vicious tone.

As soon as the words fell, more than a dozen black-clothed men appeared at the right time, and surrounded Zhou Yishan with a hula.

"Boy, do it yourself, you can go out by yourself. ”

A burly man who looks like a leader, banging his left hand with a baseball bat held in his right hand, looks like he thinks about you.

"Do it yourself, I don't seem to have the habit of self-harm!" Zhou Yishan said with a smile.

"Then we'll do it for you!" said the leader, smashing a baseball bat.

"Damn—it's another trick!"

Since he was knocked unconscious in the hospital last time, Zhou Yishan has learned a lesson, so it seems random, but in fact, he has long been on guard, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, he grabbed the baseball bat.

"Shhhh

The idea is indeed beautiful.

There was more than one baseball bat that could be smashed, and there were more than a dozen on the other side, but Zhou Yishan only caught one.

The boat capsized in the ravine.

At this time, Zhou Yishan was still a little confused, "How can you say that you can do it?" Don't you have to talk for a long time in the TV series, and you don't necessarily do it?"

To tell the truth, his social experience is really bad, how can a big family like the Li family chat, fart, and talk nonsense with you?

Even if the other party is a delicate lady.