Chapter 67, you think too much!

College life is wonderful. There is military training, a welcome party, a dance party every Friday, an English corner, a basketball team, a football team, a literary club, a movie theater, and -----

College life is also boring. Because compared to high school, they suddenly have so much more free time to play. They don't know what to do with this time, sleeping, being in a daze, reading novels, falling in love, playing poker, playing games-----

Hua Ming is fighting the landlord in the bedroom next door, and the loser has to stick a note on his face. The other two had their faces covered in plasters, and Hua Ming's face took advantage of it, and he had the most notes on his face, but he could still see one eye until now.

"Come, come, come. Hua Ming shouted excitedly. "Hurry up and play your cards. I'm going to go back to my little boy after two more games. My little girl must be angry that she hasn't seen me for hours-----"

"Hua Ming. I'll talk to you about something. Li Shanggang from the second class said. "We have a pot, can we borrow your rabbit?"

". You cruel beasts. Hua Ming scolded. "Little girl is my lover, my spring is my second life, I would rather let you cut a piece of meat on my ass than let you move a finger of her----"

"Do rabbits have hands?" Zhang Tao asked with a smile.

"Neither can the shame of the feet. Hua Ming said resolutely.

Syllable------

The bedroom door was vigorously pushed open, and Liang Tao's head stuck in, shouting, "Boss, hurry." The second child was blocked at the school gate. ”

If you were someone else, you wouldn't understand what these words meant.

However, titles such as the eldest and the second are all too common in college.

Hua Ming was shocked, threw the playing cards in his hand on the table, and shouted: "Third child, don't tell lies." Otherwise, I'll whip you a layer of skin. ”

"When is this coming? I'm going to use this to lie to you?" Liang Tao said angrily. "Believe it or not. If you don't go, I'll go. ”

After speaking, Liang Tao ran downstairs by himself.

Li Yu's short figure also followed, and they didn't even have time to close the bedroom door.

". Who the dares to bully. Hua Ming believed it. I swept around the dormitory, rushed into the bathroom and pulled a mop out. As soon as he stepped on it, he returned the mop on the mop. Then he took the stick and ran outside.

"Who is their second child?" asked Zhang Tao.

"Tang Zhong. Li Shanggang said.

"Damn, that's not our squad leader----- brothers, hurry up and take a look." ”

Hua Ming shouted as he ran: "Third child, how do you know?"

"Li Dayan called me. said that he saw the second child being surrounded when he was eating wontons. Liang Tao explained. "Boss, you have a note on your face. ”

Hua Ming pulled it casually, let his eyes out, and said, "It's okay." It looks murderous. ”

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When they ran out of the school gate, they saw a lot of people rushing to the snack street.

They knew that something had indeed happened to Tang Chong.

So, they sprinted forward even more desperately.

They were running fast, but by the time they pulled through the crowd and arrived at the scene, the war was over.

Strangely, Tang Chong was seen coming out of the public toilet. And a group of people gathered outside the toilet, as if they wanted to peep at him.

"Er, are you okay?" Hua Ming ran over with a wooden stick and asked with concern.

"I'm fine. Tang Zhong said with a smile. Seeing Hua Ming's sweaty appearance, with notes and confetti mixed with sweat on his face, his heart was very moved.

Liang Tao also ran out of breath and ran up to ask what was going on. Li Yu was even more pitiful, he finally ran away, but he was so tired that he couldn't straighten his waist, and he didn't even have the strength to speak. These people are his brothers.

Nanda is too big, and running from the dormitory on the third floor to the school gate in one breath is really not something that ordinary people can do.

Hua Ming saw Li Dapeng and the others, and said angrily: "Is Qiao Lei's bastard again?"

"Yes. Don nodded.

Hua Ming's face became gloomy, and he scolded and said, "What about people? What about people? Today I have to break the three legs of the deflated dog." ”

"Inside. Tang pointed to the men's toilet behind him.

Hua Ming was stunned for a moment and said, "What is he doing in there?"

"Maybe I'm thirsty. Tang Zhong said.

Hua Ming didn't understand the subtext of Tang Chong's words, and when he heard that Qiao Lei was still in the toilet, he rushed in with a wooden stick.

Liang Tao was worried that Hua Ming alone was not Qiao Lei's opponent, so he also followed up to help.

Soon, the two withdrew.

The expressions of the two were wonderful, but they tacitly remained silent and did not say anything.

Qiao Lei's friends didn't hear Qiao Lei's voice and were worried that something would happen to him inside. Not afraid of Tang Chong's revenge, he rushed past him and rushed into the toilet.

Then, they were completely shocked by what was happening in front of them.

When the pungent smell of urine # came to their faces, they came to their senses.

"Brother Lei-----" They rushed over and pulled out Qiao Lei, who had buried his head in the urinal.

The public restroom was not very clean, and there were two urinals that were blocked, so that urine could not be discharged, and the urinal tank used to receive urine was filled.

Tang Zhong couldn't stuff Qiao Lei's head into the poop pit, so he could only throw his face into the urinal.

Qiao Lei's face, nose, eyebrows, and mouth were all stained with dark yellow urine, and his hair was soaked in urine and became wet.

As his head was pulled up, the urine from his face flowed down his clothes, pants, and floor, and his whole body exuded a disgusting smell.

His friends are also young people, and they are only young students, how can they endure such a stench?

One by one, they took a few steps back with their noses covered, allowing him to kneel and retch.

Finally, a slightly smarter guy ran out and bought a few bottles of mineral water and brought them in, then unscrewed the cap and poured it on Qiao Lei's face and hair-----

One, two, three-----

Qiao Lei's head was a little cleaner, but the smell on his body became stronger and stronger.

He snatched the last bottle of mineral water from the boy's hand and poured it into his mouth.

Burst-----

He squirted all the water out of his mouth.

After a few more puffs and squirting, the sour taste of urine in my mouth was still obvious.

Refill and find that the water in the bottle is empty.

"Buy again. Qiao Lei shouted.

The boy nodded in agreement and ran out again.

Qiao Lei looked around, felt sad from his heart, and then cried with a 'wow'.

His thinking is very naïve, and Tang Chong's methods are too adult.

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"Let's go. Tang Zhong said.

Hua Ming and Liang Tao did not move, their eyes were firmly focused on the entrance of the men's toilet.

"Don't look at it. He won't come out for a while. Tang Zhong said.

"Let's wait. Liang Tao said. "There's nothing to do when I go back to the dorm anyway. We'll have a little applause when he comes out. You must know that not everyone has the courage to drink urine among the billions of people in Huaxia. ”

"Why don't we go to the opposite side for some barbecue and some beer?" Hua Ming didn't want to miss the show. Qiao Lei repeatedly looked for trouble, but this time he took advantage of Tang's heavy singleness and brought a large group of people to surround him. Now seeing him being reorganized like this by Tang, their hearts are really happy. "Let's go, let's go. I'm in for a treat. ”

"I've already eaten. Not hungry. Tang Zhong refused. He didn't want to stay and be watched like a monkey at a zoo.

"Then drink. Hua Ming took Tang Chong's arm and pleaded. "Good brother. My brother, you are from us----- if I can't see his face when he comes out, I will definitely lose a few pounds of meat------"

"You really should lose weight, too. Tang Zhong poked his wound unceremoniously.

Hua Ming wanted to persuade again, and suddenly his eyes were straight, and he stared at Tang Chong's back with a strange face.

Liang Tao also sensed that the situation was wrong, and looked at Hua Ming's eyes, his pupils dilated, and his face turned crimson, as if he was drunk.

Tang Chong turned around and saw Su Shan, who had disappeared just now, reappeared in front of Tang Chong with a ball bag on his back.

She held a glass of apple juice in her hand, took small sips, and said, "It's over?"

"It's over. Tang Zhong said.

Then, she handed over a glass of juice in her left hand and said, "You invite me to eat ravioli, and I invite you to drink juice." ”

Tang Zhong took the juice and took a sip, only smiling bitterly.

Orange juice. Tang Xin's favorite drink.

"I went back. Su Shan said. With a wave of his hand, he turned around very simply.

"I'll send you. Tang Zhong said.

"I'll send it too. Hua Ming wanted to rush out, but was grabbed by Liang Tao.

"What are you pulling me for?" Hua Ming said angrily. "You don't want to send it?"

"I want to, too. Liang Tao said depressedly. "But I don't want to be thrown into the toilet by. ”

Hua Ming couldn't help but shudder when he thought about the scene he saw in the toilet just now.

"Is that Su Shan?" Hua Ming asked.

"You don't even know who she is, and you still have to run over to give it away?" Liang Tao said angrily. He saw this scene more than seeing Hua Ming pluck, wash, and chop his rabbit to make a hot pot, which made him feel shocked and terrified------ how could Su Shan be with Tang Chong?

"It can't be Su Shan. Hua Ming said. "How can Su Shan like the second child? Think about it, what is so good about the second child? In terms of appearance, he is not as good as you. In terms of temperament, he is not as good as me. When it comes to pockets, he's not as good as you. In terms of humor, he is not as good as me. When it comes to chasing girls----- neither of you is as good as me. Could it be that Su Shan deliberately contacted the second child in order to achieve the purpose of getting to know me? I have to say that this girl is too scheming. My liking for her multiplied. ”

"You're thinking too much. Liang Tao rolled his eyes and said angrily.