Chapter 406: Night Attack
"Hey, what are you doing, don't touch my things, they are my necessities to relieve my loneliness at night, and they carry my thoughts about my wife" Shen Feng screamed, this time it was self-inflicted, and he shouldn't have given her clothes
This person is really a shameless person, he even brought his daughter's personal belongings with him, hateful, even if he joined the army, he did not forget to do such despicable things, she soon turned out several other belly pockets and euphemistic silk handkerchiefs, each belly pocket also has a name written on it, some are called Miss Tang, some are called Miss Lan, and some are called Yin'er, all of which are different people, which shows how lustful this person is.
The baby was confiscated, as if the seven souls and six spirits had been pulled out, and said with a bitter face: "You have been taken all of them, at least leave me one - at least leave me one, Yin'er will come in a few days, leave Yin'er's one, and I will hand it in when Yin'er comes." Thinking of the several times I lingered with Yin'er before leaving, my heart was hot, especially her first night, which was extremely ecstatic.
Gu Biluo immediately frowned and said, "In a few days, there will be women who will come to find you! How can this be reasonable, do you regard the military camp as a place for pleasure, and dare to bring female dependents into the military camp." ”
Oops, why don't you even say this, isn't this a break in your sexual life, Shen Feng laughed dryly and said: "You misunderstood, she just passed by here to visit me, not to come to the barracks." ”
Gu Biluo glanced at him coldly for a while, and suddenly said, "Do you know the king of Shang?"
Shen Feng was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "Do you want me to take the king of Shang as a ring." ”
Gu Biluo nodded and said: "According to the official history, the king of Shang is well-informed, quick-thinking, tall, and powerful, and can fight with fierce beasts with his bare hands, and is a rare king, but after the Shang Dynasty was stable, the king of Shang was absurd and obsessed with wine, which led to the demise of the Shang Dynasty. If you still can't get rid of your bad habits, think of the people of Dahua who are still in dire straits, who are still waiting for us to help, and how can you still have the heart to indulge in pleasures!"
Shen Feng was speechless, and hurriedly climbed the mountain with the iron ball on his back, afraid that she would give herself an education lesson, this chick started to educate people, which really made people unable to refute, and every sentence was reasonable, sometimes she said a few more words to her, if her psychological quality was poor, she would want to commit suicide.
After dark, they finally climbed to the top of the mountain, and they all complained bitterly, but when they saw Shen Feng, their hearts immediately balanced a lot, but most of them secretly admired this young boy, especially Yang Mo, who could be regarded as a brainless fan.
At night, Gu Biluo ordered everyone to camp directly on the top of the mountain, her purpose was to let the recruits train and camp in advance, from the way she camped, she knew that she was also involved in marching.
First of all, this military life was very touching, and everyone had to learn how to camp at night, how to draw food from the surroundings, how to guard against enemies and beasts, and after learning these, everyone could return to the camp tent to rest, and this day made him tired enough, and as soon as he arrived at the camp, he slept with a group of men on his hands and feet, and he could not control the strong smell of sweat at all.
Originally, he had a good night's rest, but just now Gu Biluo asked him to go to her after an hour, Shen Feng had just laid down with his eyes closed, and suddenly got up, hey, why did she wait for half an hour, what was she doing during this time, Lao Tzu went to see it early, and she was caught off guard.
In his mind, he quietly walked out of the tent, and then tiptoed to her camp tent, there was some light in the camp tent, and there was a slender and delicate shadow, Shen Feng opened the camp tent, strode in, and it was a blood-pumping scene in his eyes, only to see Gu Biluo with a wrap wrapped around her chest, holding a silk handkerchief in her hand, wiping her body, and the candlelight reflected on her proud body, dyeing a half-naked painting of a beauty lined with red in white.
The tent was suddenly quiet, only the sound of droplets of water was left, Shen Feng swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and the wicked man sued first, exclaiming: "Damn, why don't you have clothes on, put them on!"
Gu Biluo's expression turned from stunned to ashamed, and he hurriedly covered it with his clothes, and said angrily: "Why did you suddenly come in, you shameless person, you unexpectedly-unexpectedly-"
Shen Feng's eyes widened, and he pretended to be extremely innocent and said, "Don't you spew blood, didn't you ask me to come over, otherwise I would have slept in the camp tent." "This time I really made the right bet, but it's a pity that she was wrapped around her chest, otherwise you would have seen her breasts.
Gu Biluo couldn't argue with him, she was extremely unbearable at this time, and said shyly: "You go out first!"
"You treat me as a ball, kicking around!" Shen Feng was unwilling to peek a few times, and then walked out of the tent, and after a while, he quickly heard her shout and walked in again.
As soon as he walked into the tent, he saw that Gu Biluo had already put on his clothes, and glared at him with an angry face, Shen Feng was no longer surprised by this kind of look, and sighed helplessly: "Miss Gu, there was a misunderstanding just now, it was purely a misunderstanding, I came to you after listening to your words, but as the head of the army, your defense is so lax, fortunately, it's me, if you are a Manichaean, you have already died at this time." ”
Gu Biluo said angrily and coldly: "I didn't let you come to me for half an hour, why did you come in suddenly!" This lewd thief is actually embarrassed to teach himself, and he doesn't know how his skin grows, how it is so thick, I am afraid that three hundred catties of iron bow will not be able to shoot through.
"It turns out that you said that half an hour later, I didn't hear clearly, today's physical exertion is too great, resulting in my hearing is not good, but it really didn't mean to, please bear with me, if you really mind so much, I can only gouge out my eyes-" Shen Feng clarified in a righteous manner, and immediately said: "But I know that the girl is a kind-hearted person, and she will never want to see my blood splashed on the spot." ”
Gu Biluo said coldly: "You are wrong, if you dig out your eyes, I will no longer pursue the past, thinking that you are serving the imperial court, you only need to self-destruct." ”
Shen Feng couldn't calm down anymore, and said angrily: "Don't think I really dare to dig!"
Gu Biluo sneered: "If you dig yourself out, I respect you as a man." ”
Shen Feng gestured two fingers, made an eagle grab, gestured to his eyes, and reminded her: "I'm going to dig, you look at it, don't say you didn't see it when the time comes." ”
"You're digging, I'll see. Gu Biluo chuckled, he already knew this person's temperament, if he could dig himself out, then everyone in the world would be a hero. The two of them are so vindictive, like children in their breath, if they let the people outside the tent see it, their jaws will definitely drop.
"Don't think I don't dare, it's just one eye-" Shen Feng was about to insert it into his eye, but suddenly stopped: "By the way, do you want the left eye or the right eye, the right eye seems to be able to see more clearly than the left eye." ”
Gu Biluo almost didn't laugh out loud, she couldn't hold back her laughter very much, didn't let him find out, and said coldly: "Then gouge out your right eye, you can see it more clearly, it's more hateful!"
"Then I'll start digging-" Shen Feng raised his hand, suddenly put it down again, and then sighed and said, "Before gouging out my eyes, I have a word to ask you, and I will dig after asking." "Obviously don't dare to dig, but you have to pretend, this time I see how you justify yourself, Gu Biluo's calm temperament was also worn by him, and he frowned lightly: "If you have something to ask!"
Shen Feng put on a heavy smile and said: "If I lose an eye, the family affair between us doesn't count, my eyes are not good and I can't move, will you take care of me for a lifetime, if I die on the battlefield this time, you must not be widowed for me, let alone martyrdom, find someone else to marry, don't delay my youth for me." ”
This bastard just likes which pot to mention which pot to mention, and some of the words in the back make people cry and laugh, where does he get the confidence, Gu Biluo blushed, and said in a low voice: "I'm not asking you not to mention this matter again in the barracks - the marriage contract between us is not countable, you are you, I am me." ”
Shen Feng's eyes widened when he heard this, his chest rose and fell quickly, he gasped a few times, and said angrily: "You let me down so much, you want to regret your marriage, where is the woman's way!
In embarrassment, seeing the smile on the corner of his mouth, he realized that this guy deliberately led the words to himself, in order to divert the matter of gouging his eyes, Gu Biluo bit his anger and hated: "You are really cunning, you said that you want to gouge out your eyes but blame me in turn, if so, you don't want to mention the marriage contract in the future, I won't let you gouge your eyes again." ”
"The big husband is out of his word, the Hummer is hard to chase, I say dig and dig, and if you dig it, you will marry me!" Shen Feng shouted in awe-inspiring manner, and suddenly bent two fingers into his eyes!
"Ahh
This action was only in an instant, Shen Feng arched his body, covered his eyes with his hands, and let out a miserable cry from his mouth, but he could still speak: "My eyes, my eyes are gone, you will take care of me in the future, and you will never abandon me for the rest of your life." ”
Gu Biluo thought that he would really gouge out his eyes, so he stepped forward in a panic, tears rolled down, and said anxiously: "How are you- why are you so stupid, are you a fool, how can I call it gouging eyes, how can you really dig!"
Shen Feng suddenly raised up, with a flat smile on his face, and two crooked fingers in his hand, and grinned: "How can I be willing to dig really - hey, you are crying!"
"Bastard!" Gu Biluo suddenly found out that he had fallen for him, stomped on his instep hard, and shouted angrily: "You are playing with me like this, aren't you very proud, bastard, get out, I don't want to see you again!"
I didn't expect her to shed tears, this chick usually has a serious face and a cold attitude, but I didn't expect her to be very kind and soft-hearted, she shouted and killed before, it can be seen that she won't really start, this time the joke was big, and she shouted in a low voice: "Miss Gu-"