Chapter 246: The Rabble
Bai Yuqi was very melancholy, when he went to Northern Xinjiang before, he saw Qin Qiong, Qu Tutong, Eldest Sun Wuji and others, and arranged the marching process properly and in an orderly manner.
I also think that marching and fighting is quite simple, it is nothing more than playing with your life and hurrying, and then when you get to the ground, you can go directly to the ground and be over.
But when he really asked him to organize it himself, he found out that it was a very difficult and complicated thing!
Especially now that his subordinates are all a group of untrained panda spirits, wild boar spirits and monkey spirits, the scene is called chaos.
A group of wild boars rushed in front of him, and he endured the monkeys jumping around the mountains overhead...... But the army has not been driven for more than a few miles, what does it mean that the group of pandas are all lying on the spot?
me, I haven't finished my words yet!
Chen Kuifeng, you turtle grandson! Put down the King Kong Bamboo Panlong Pillar in your hand to Lao Tzu!
That's a weapon for you! not a field ration to eat on the road!
and Zhu Ganglie...... Eh, what about the pigs? Where did the pigs go? it? Didn't you open the way in front? When did you run to the back?
This rabble!
Looking at the completely chaotic army formation, Bai Yuqi began to smoke above his head.
Stretched out his trembling fingers, pointed at the group of monkeys bouncing overhead, wanted to scold something but couldn't, he could only stare at Sun Wukong who was honestly following him.
The pig brain flower renamed "Monkey King" carries its wishful golden hoop stick made of superalloy...... Ruyi Golden Hoop Pillar, blinked its eyes innocently, but it has been following honestly, what does it matter?
However, seeing that the master's eyes began to become dangerous, and even crackling and violent arcs began to appear between his fingers.
Pig Brain Flower remembered the terrible memories of being electrocuted because of the language barrier, and was so frightened that she quickly opened her bloody mouth, and roared "Wow~"!
This sudden roar was like thunder on dry land, shaking the heavens and the earth and the mountains and forests!
The rolling thunder sound was refracted back and forth between the Qinling Mountains, and it was like a goose feather snow in the mountains and forests, and the leaves of the trees were shaken off!
Bai Yuqi, who was originally going to teach the pig brain flower a lesson, was stunned by its sudden voice.
And Xuanzang beside him was even more like a wooden stake, and he fell off the Aoneng war horse with a bang.
Bai Yuqi, who was buzzing in his ears, came back to his senses after a long time, and yelled angrily at the pig brain: "What are you doing loudly?"
Pig Brain Flower was even more aggrieved, scratched her hairy face, and pointed to the silent mountains and forests.
As soon as Bai Yuqi turned around, good guys! The monkeys and pigs that were originally running around the mountains like Erha coming out of the cage are all back now, and they are lining up one by one with low eyebrows and smirked eyes, not to mention how honest they are.
Only the pandas were frightened, and after looking around for a while, they didn't find anything, so they continued to lie on the ground with the old god, holding their Vajra bamboo dragon pillar and licking and gnawing like a bear.
Bai Yuqi: "......"
Well, as the fiercest of his group of "half-orcs", he doesn't know how strong the brain beast that parasitized the snowman's body is now.
In particular, its main skills, [Mind Induction] and [Mind Control], are still very intimidating to these wild boars and monkeys that have just evolved into humanoid forms.
After Bai Yuqi returned to Kuyu City, he fostered the brain beast in the monkey mountain of the zoo, and as a result, it was full of the breath of ancient fierce beasts, causing the large and small animals in the entire Kuyu Zoo to fall into a state of silence directly, and even the skiniest monkey did not dare to gasp for air, which can be described as a fierce flame!
Well, I don't know if it's heartless, or if it's an exception for the nervous pandas, none of them are afraid!
Looking at the group of lazy panda people, Bai Yuqi's face darkened through the [telepathy] of the pig brain flower, and conveyed a decision to them: Don't work hard! From now on, there will be no bamboo shoots, no fruits, no honey, no wine......
Before he finished conveying his spirit, the panda people all over the ground quickly got up as if they had been whipped, twisting their big fat buttocks and rushing to the front.
When one of the panda people passed by Bai Yuqi, he lost his claw and dropped the stick, quickly bent down to pick it up, rubbed the slippery saliva on the fur of his belly, and continued to march majestically on his shoulder.
Without bamboo shoots and fruits, they can still go back to the mountains to be self-reliant.
But if there is no honey, there is no honey wine that tastes sweet and faints, then it will be a bear's death!
In particular, the canteen in Kuyucheng also provides a large wotou steamed with bamboo powder, yam powder, kudzu root powder, and taro powder.
Every meal and every bear have a basin-sized nest head, if you are kicked out, where to find such delicious food?
While asking Pig Brain Flower to pick up Xuanzang, who had fainted on the ground, and put it on the Ao Neng warhorse, Bai Yuqi rubbed his angry bouncing temples.
After all, they are just humanoids who have just been transformed from animals, and they still retain the habits and wildness of animals, and they are really not angry with them.
It seems that there is a long way to go to train this group of "half-orcs" into what they imagined!
Fortunately, this rabble marching scene was not seen by those Tang monarchs, otherwise it would be too embarrassing for him to be Emperor Wuji.
It's a pig brain...... Well, now that people are the Monkey King, let's call it a big name in the future.
Since he contracted this brain beast into a demon pet, Bai Yuqi has not seriously studied its ability, and its ability to deter all beasts with this hand really amazes him.
Strictly speaking, the Brain Beast should be regarded as a spiritual legal creature.
Its powerful fighting ability comes entirely from its parasitic shell, so it can't be used as a melee unit.
Because of the relationship between the [Demon Pet Contract], the various abilities of the brain beast were directly shared with Bai Yuqi, the master, which greatly increased and improved his own abilities.
The most obvious of these are perception and psychic power.
Bai Yuqi is now even able to influence matter with his enhanced mind ability, which is the so-called mind control.
Maybe through this ability of [telepathy] and [mind control], these "orcs" who have not yet mastered human language can be trained, after all, how can language communication be as intuitive as mental communication?