Chapter 288: See you in the picture

Newton really wanted to hit someone, originally he thought he had found a companion with a similar personality and even philosophy as himself, but now he found that he seemed to be wrong. This [Jason Lee] character is beginning to show signs of collapse in his heart.

But even though this 'Jason Lee' was more terrible than a dog snatching, Newton decided to give him another chance. Because maybe it's all just a disguise for him? like he has so many brilliant plans, but he looks like he's obsessed. This is actually a protective color, which makes people deliberately confuse his exterior and interior. Newton's brain made up the image of a wise and foolish Thor.

But perhaps Newton was mistaken, for it is hard to say what else is good about Thor, but the fact that he is consistent is well received by all who have partnered with his companions. Thor never hides too much, and no matter how wild he is on the outside, he is just as wild on the inside. This is really not a disguise.

Newton pushed away the [Thor's Special Made: Super Fat Calorie Burst Oily Sandwich] handed over by Thor: "I said Jay, we should talk about some business." ”

"The biggest thing in the world is eating. Thor followed Newton's words and said that he was actually getting down to business: "So, Mr. Newton. It's actually important to eat well. Because if you don't have enough to eat, then you can't do anything. Hungry superheroes can't save the world. So before saving the world, the most important thing is to save your own stomach. ”

Since staying with Li Jie for a long time, even Thor has a theory of his own. In cooperation with Thor's eating and drinking behavior, this will inexplicably make people feel that what he said is actually a little reasonable.

Of course, Newton didn't think so, saying, "It seems that we don't define things very well. ”

"It's not different, is it?" Thor shook his head, "Tell me what else is important to do now besides eating?" Norman's defeat was already a matter of time. The world is saved! So what's the business now? The rest is the water mill. ”

Newton was a little annoyed by Thor's attitude: "Don't you care about the rest?"

"How much else is left?" said Thor as he nibbled on his special sandwich.

"Don't you want to stand up and let everyone know who saved the world?!" Newton stared at Thor.

Thor took a sip of red wine: "Burp~"

Newton:......

"I'm sorry, I'm too full. I didn't hear what you were talking about just now, can you say it again?" Thor asked sincerely. But now that the atmosphere is gone, and if I say that again, Newton thinks that it will be very dry, and it will become [ants have been racing for ten years].

"Don't you feel sick to your stomach after eating so much?" Newton finally taunted Thor. But can this be considered a mockery for Thor? He is the person who lives with Li Jie every day! What does Li Jie usually do to him? Especially when he is forced to lose weight, it is a lifelong verbal abuse of Thor's best to insult Thor.

Of course, Li Jie was just trying to stimulate Thor and make Thor determined to lose weight. It's not that Li Jie himself is a bad-hearted person, Li Jie feels that he is definitely a good person, and he is really a good person who is hard to find in the world.

Although he said that he sometimes spoke a little sharper, it was all for the good of the fat man. As now, the fat man Thor was unfazed by Newton's understated ridicule. Instead, he said quite smugly: "Uncomfortable? no, impossible." My stomach and intestines are very digestive. ”

Thor patted his belly and made a thumping sound, as if it was a watermelon on the market in August, and he knew it was a good melon when he heard the sound.

"Are you so willing to be ordinary?" Newton looked at Thor and felt that he was too angry: "You don't want everything you do to be known?!"

Thor stretched out his hands: "They all know." Didn't I give a talk in Times Square? And everybody knows that I invented green light. ”

"And then you gave it to China?!" Newton stared at Thor again.

"Yawn~ Oh, yes. Thor stretched and yawned, "Mr. Newton, have you ever felt sleepy after you had eaten?" Do you know why?"

"That's because after eating, all your blood goes to your gastrointestinal organs to help with digestion. So the oxygen supply to the brain decreases, leading to the desire to sleep. Newton squeezed this sentence almost out of his teeth, and then he said, "Eating too much food for a long time and crowding out too much blood supply to the brain will make the brain brainless!"

Newton was alarmist, but Thor didn't care. He stood up and waved his hand: "I see, no wonder I want to sleep so much." So Mr. Newton, let's not talk about it for now. Thank you for inviting me to dinner, I'll go home and sleep first. ”

As he spoke, Thor was about to leave, and Newton was angry with Thor's birth of one Buddha and two Buddhas. Feelings: This person really thought that he had come to invite him to dinner.

In fact, all this is a strategy of Li Jie and Thor. Before Thor went to the banquet, Li Jie told him: "Everything is done according to your heart's mind." After you meet Newton, the king of all powers, just do things according to your usual eating and usual virtues. ”

"Do you mean that's the best way to put it all in?" Thor thought as he touched his double chin.

Li Jie: "...... , take it as ......"

"What's the purpose of this?" Thor patted his chin with his hand, his chin swaying and elastic like jelly, and DuangDuang's voice could be faintly heard.

"It's just messing around. You're never used to paying attention to the details of these conversations anyway, and you often do things that go out of the ordinary. You can use your abilities here to the best of your ability. There is nowhere to make Newton powerful. Whatever he wants to do, you're going to take it eight blocks away. If he can hold back, forget it. Li Jie patted Thor on the shoulder and said.

Thor thought for a moment, "What if he can't help it?"

Li Jie smiled: "Then just wait for him to see him in the dagger!"

"You—you're using me as bait!" Thor took an exaggerated step back, his voice shaking.

Li Jie had no choice but to hold his forehead, he knew that he shouldn't have shown Thor China's 'divine drama', are his acting skills so exaggerated now?

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Thor wanted to go, and Newton really couldn't sit still. Because I didn't get anything done, I let this guy mess it all up. He stood up and stopped Thor: "Jason Lee, you can't go!"

"Why?" Thor looked sleepy-eyed, "I'm sleepy right now!"

"Then you have to answer me at least one question before you go!" Newton pressed down.

Thor spreads his hands: "What?"

"Are you from this universe?!"

"Do you even see that I'm a traverser?!!!" Thor was shocked, and Newton had a smile on his lips.

Thor stepped forward quickly, shook Newton's shoulders and said, "Do you know how I should go back to [Shake off the Continent]?!"

Newton: ??? the answer is not quite what I wanted.

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