You can't eat in class, and no one is embarrassed to gnaw apples after class, so you can only take the peace fruit back and eat it. It's just that as a child in a key class, I don't dare to shake it with a peace fruit in my hand, because if it is discovered by the teacher, it means that it will be exposed, so they are all well hidden.

But Yu Yue's dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, where to care about those, An Yu is here today, so he has to escort him at night.

When he came to the meeting place, An Yu saw the eye-catching peace fruit on Yu Yue's hand.

Yu Yue simply borrowed flowers to offer Buddha: "Teacher An, happy Christmas Eve!"

An Yu took it with a smile and said, "Yo, don't you see it, it's so fashionable?"

Yu Yue smiled slightly: "Keep pace with the times!"

"Wronged!" Ann said.

"Tsk, Mr. An, how much it hurts me to say that!" Yu Yue said.

"Hehe, thank you then!" An said.

"You're welcome, there are such conditions!" Yu Yue said with a smile.

An Yu said: "Thank you or thank you, but you have to save some flowers, your family conditions are not very good, you can't waste money, you don't make money, I don't know that money is hard to earn, you know?"

Yu Yue smiled: "Who said I don't make money anymore, who said that money is hard to earn?"

An Yu was a little confused, suddenly remembered something, and then said in surprise: "You shouldn't be selling peace fruit today, right?"

"Clever!" Yu Yue smiled: "You have this in your hand, and you came at the price." ”

An Yu was speechless for a while, and then asked curiously: "How much did you earn?"

"I didn't go in much, and I didn't go to the door to set up a stall, I just sold it in the class, guess how much it sold?" Yu Yue asked.

"Ten?" An Yu thought to himself, only a few can be sold in one class.

"More than twenty, fifteen yuan each, net income of two hundred or dozens!" Yu Yue said.

"Fifteen?" An Yu exclaimed.

"Yes, I didn't expect our class to have such a strong consumption capacity, so I will make more progress in the coming year!" Yu Yue said.

“.…... Are they crazy?"

"No, the main thing is that we are popular. Yu Yue said.

An Yu thought to himself, this guy is now very popular in the class.

…...

On New Year's Day, near noon, Meng Xinzhu cleaned up.

"Girl, what are you going to do?" asked Dad Meng.

"I'm going to the bookstore with my classmates and eating out at noon. Meng Xinzhu said.

"What kind of bookstore are you going to, it's hard to have a holiday, my father approves it, and I have a day off!" said Meng's father.

"No, it's a final exam, you have to review it quickly!" Meng Xinzhu said.

"Then I'll have lunch and I'll go again. Dad Meng said.

"No, no, everyone said they wanted to eat together. Meng Xinzhu said.

Father Meng thought that the girl might be hungry for something, so he didn't say much, and said, "Then I'll give it to you." ”

"No, I'll just take a taxi, you can stay. Meng Xinzhu said and left with a schoolbag.

"Why did Hsinchu go?" Meng Hsinchu's mother, who was busy in the kitchen, came out and asked when she heard the sound of the door closing.

"I went to the bookstore with my classmates. Dad Meng smiled and said, "My daughter, it's so good, we don't have to worry about it at all." ”

Meng's mother was also proud: "No, our colleagues often say that their children are not easy to manage, and they don't study, so they know how to play, and they go to the Internet café if they can't take a look." ”

"It's better for our daughter, follow me!" Dad Meng said proudly.

"Go, go!" Meng Ma pouted: "Obviously follow me!"

……

When he came to the promised Lidao, Meng Xinzhu saw Yu Yue waiting for him at the door as soon as he got off the car.

I can't help but feel warm in my heart, I don't know how long he's been waiting, anyway, he didn't come, he's been waiting here!

"Wow!"

As soon as he got closer, Yu Yue suddenly shouted.

"What are you doing?" Seeing Yu Yue staring straight at his pants, Meng Xinzhu asked with a smile, with a hint of smugness on his face.

Although Meng Xinzhu usually wears a down jacket to school, it is all black, and his lower body is always a school uniform, because he still has to take off his coat and wear a school uniform when he goes to class.

So seeing that she was wearing a white short-cut down jacket and a new pair of dark blue jeans today, Yu Yue's eyes couldn't help but light up.

"Beautiful!" Yu Yue praised.

Hearing Yu Yue bluntly say that he was beautiful, although he knew so, Meng Xinzhu was still a little at a loss.

Because of this age, I am not used to this kind of praise at all, especially if the other party is still of the same age and the opposite sex, I think it is weird, I think this Yu Yue, I don't know how to stabilize the point when I speak, where can it be like this!

But...... So happy!

Seeing Meng Xinzhu's shy appearance, Yu Yue was even happier, and suddenly sighed in surprise.

Meng Xinzhu looked at Yu Yue and thought to himself, what's wrong?

"Why aren't you wearing woolen pants, how cold!" Yu Yue asked exaggeratedly.

"I'm wearing cotton pants!" Meng Xinzhu said.

"Cotton pants, wearing cotton pants, the legs are still so thin?" asked Yu Yue.

Meng Xinzhu looked down, is it very fine? Don't you think it!

Rub, pat the horse's legs!

This girl doesn't know how graceful the little legs are!

made a joke that was not funny at all, Yu Yue hurriedly took Meng Xinzhu into the Western restaurant.

"Why do you still have a schoolbag?" Yu Yue asked when he saw Meng Xinzhu enter the house to unload his equipment.

Meng Xinzhu's face was hot: "I want you to take care of it!"

Yu Yue suddenly realized, this is a means of cover!

"What do you want, two?" the waiter asked.

Although Meng Xinzhu's family background is good, he has never eaten Western food, and he was slightly embarrassed, looked at Yu Yue and said, "You order." ”

"Two steaks, peppery, medium-rare, a durian pizza, and two more...... What are the hot drinks?" asked Yu Yue.

"There was ginger ale. The waiter recommended.

"Okay, come to it. Yu Yue said.

"Okay, wait a minute. The waiter said.

Yu Yue nodded: "Thank you." ”

The waiter was stunned for a moment, and then left.

As soon as Yu Yue turned his head, he heard a snort.

Looking up in confusion, Meng Xinzhu smiled: "It's quite presentable!"

Yu Yue laughed: "How is it? Isn't it very much like a gentleman in an idol drama?"

Meng Xinzhu nodded again and again: "Well, it's super like, like those big villains who pretend to be Sven!"

Yu Yue: "......."

Hahahaha......

Seeing Yu Yue's deflated appearance, Meng Xinzhu smiled even more happily.

"Madam, how can you bear such an elegant environment and such a romantic occasion?" asked Yu Yue.

Meng Xinzhu pursed his lips, and there was still a smile on his face: "But you're just too funny!"

"What's funny, this is called a gentleman!" Yu Yue frowned.

"But you're not!" Meng Xinzhu said.

"....... "Damn, this little girl, it's so annoying!"

"But if you pretend to be true, if you want to change someone else, you will definitely be deceived!" Meng Xinzhu praised with a smile.

Could it be that I have done a lot of sales and can pretend? Go and go, is it obviously very polite......

Yu Yue was also a little confused, he didn't know, this was subconsciously being pulled, people served well, he was willing to be polite, if he changed his attitude, he could also kill people.

After a while, the steak pizza drink came up, and Yu Yue picked up the knife and fork and began to cut his own steak.

It was very difficult to cut off a piece of steak, and just as he was about to put it in his mouth, Meng Xinzhu saw that Yu Yue had already eaten two pieces in a row, and his movements were very skillful, and he was surprised: "You seem to be very skilled!"

Yu Yue said: "Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run?"

Meng Xinzhu took a bite and said, "You have such a strong learning ability, why don't you be in the right place?"

"Why is it not in the right place? It's just that learning this life-changing way seems stupid to me. Yu Yue said.

"Stupid, how can you not be stupid?" Meng Xinzhu asked.

"Just make money. Yu Yue said.

Meng Xinzhu thought about it and said, "But with knowledge, you can earn more." ”

Yu Yue said: "Use the time you study to accumulate raw funds, and then start snowballing, faster." ”

Meng Xinzhu thought for a while, and Yu Yue hurriedly said: "But cats have cat paths, dogs have dog paths, and they don't necessarily apply to everyone, like you, you can learn and absorb knowledge, so of course it's best to learn, and if you can't learn like me, you have to find another way." ”

Meng Xinzhu nodded: "But you're really good." ”

"Really?" Yu Yue said flutteringly.

Meng Xinzhu smiled: "It's all fancy ideas!"

"What do you mean by a fancy idea!" Yu Yue frowned and said: "The great man has said, no matter whether the black cat is a white cat, catching a mouse is a good cat, what era it is!"

"Then are you a black cat or a white cat?" Meng Xinzhu said with a smile.

"Do you like black cats or white cats?" asked Yu Yue rhetorically.

"Black cats and white cats are good, you don't like flower cats, you are flower cats!" Meng Xinzhu said.

"The flower cat is good, the flower cat is beautiful!" Yu Yue said.

Meng Xinzhu said: "It's not good, it's not good, it's pure, it's good to be upright!"

"Integrity?" Yu Yue wondered, where is it, and it is still about integrity.

"That's right, a fancy intestine like you, you don't know it's sold, it's a dangerous animal, you have to stay away from you. Meng Xinzhu said.

"As the old saying goes, men are not bad, women are not loved, young!" Yu Yue sighed and took a bite of steak.

"I'm not a woman!" Meng Xinzhu tilted his head and said, "It's better to go straight." ”

Yu Yue smiled: "Straight to the point?"

"Hmm!" Meng Xinzhu nodded.

"Yes, the polytechnic man gave up, and now he has changed to a straight man, right?" Yu Yue said.

"How is it?" Meng Xinzhu didn't even notice it, he didn't know when he started, he dared to talk about it openly, he hadn't thought about it before, let alone talked to people.

"It's not good, the master will teach you a second lesson!" Yu Yue put down the knife and fork and took a sip of ginger cola, as if he wanted to clear his throat.

"Second lesson?" Meng Xinzhu was confused.

"Yes, in the first section, we talked about the pain of science and engineering men, and this section will tell you about straight men!" Yu Yue said.

Meng Xinzhu has a bad premonition that straight men are going to suffer!

This guy wants to deny himself again, but, I don't know why, I'm looking forward to it!

Putting down the coke, Yu Yue sat down and said: "Straight men, whether in social situations or in the relationship between men and women, as long as they are willing to change themselves, the world will become a better world!"

Drink, it feels more terrifying than a science man!

"A small step for a straight man, that's a big leap for human beings!" Yu Yue said very heavily.

Meng Xinzhu was a little panicked, it was too scary!

"Real straight men, dare to face a life without routines, because simple straight men disdain to play routines, and they can't understand any routines, for example, if one day, you and your straight man object say, I'm coming to my aunt, it hurts, like an electric drill!"

Meng Xinzhu's face turned red, why do you want to use this analogy!

Yu Yue smiled and said, "He will ask you, is it clockwise or counterclockwise?"

Meng Xinzhu: "......."

"The straight man's discourse system is all supported by the word, for example, if you find a topic with him, saying that I saw a news when I was taking medicine, it was scary, he would reply to you, hold the grass,, what news?"

"You're going to sell him badly, saying that the kettle exploded at my feet, woo woo! He will say, hold the grass, awesome, take a picture to see!"

"You send a selfie, and he'll say, 'Why are you sending a selfie?' I want to see a kettle. ”

"If you have a high fever, you say dear, I have a fever today, 38 degrees 9, he will say, hold the grass, awesome!!"

Meng Xinzhu's face is almost green, is there such a two?

"Straight men's EQ is never online, you have to prepare a quick-acting heart-saving pill to talk to them, after you finish reading a joke, say that I am laughing to death, he will ask, why are you still alive?"

"They don't even understand the most basic romance, such as the plot of the worst street, going out on a date, the ladies pretend to be cold, and the boys undress and drape the women on this trilogy, they are indifferent, after all, it's a cold day, what kind of men and women are there, I'm also cold, want me to take off my clothes?

"The motto of a straight man is that life is precious, love is more valuable, if it is reasonable, both can be thrown! I never know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, whether you are sad or sentimental, they will show their uprightness just right, and arrange you clearly. ”

"I can't say it's hateful, after all, it still feels very reasonable, but it will make you think, whose family is such a cute straight man? No one wants me to hack to death first!"

"Don't expect a straight man to say anything to you, this kind of thing is too numb, it's better to go to an Internet café and sit with your brothers five times in a row with this idle time, wouldn't it be happier?"

"You pull his hair and ask him if he looks good, and he will say that it looks good, as straight as it grows, and you want to perm curly hair, and he will say that it looks good, like the golden lion king Yes. ”

……

In this way, after the science and engineering man, the straight man was also blacked out in Meng Xinzhu's heart, it was too terrifying!

"Then tell me, what are the disadvantages of yours. Meng Xinzhu said.

"Alas!" Yu Yue sighed slightly: "No shortcomings are the biggest shortcomings, because perfection is a sin, and I am guilty!"