Chapter 35: Thunder and Fire
At half past seven, the Audi Q7 with a string of 2 license plates behind Zhejiang A set off from Shanghai, and the two women in the car listened to the genuine CD of a minority orchestra of Eastern European countries that believed in Orthodox Christianity.
In the middle of the high-speed refueling, and then when getting into the car, the Pan family chick was driven to the co-pilot position, Ruan Yu, who was wearing slippers, smiled mysteriously at Pan Jin, and then saw this black Audi Q7 at a speed of 200 kilometers per hour, scared a group of grass-footed drivers on the Shanghai-Nanjing Expressway, the girl on the co-pilot seems to be not the first time that the Ruan family crazy girl has nerves on the highway, just clenched the handle above the car frame, and enjoyed the pleasure of riding a roller coaster. After entering the Suzhou Ring City Elevated, Ruan Yu lowered his speed very neatly, but Ruan Yu, who was relieved from the state of the roller coaster, found that the route taken by the car did not seem to be quite right.
"Sister, it's a mistake, this is to the city, and my family doesn't live in the old house now. Pan Jin kindly reminded.
"That's right, don't worry, my sister won't sell you. The eldest lady of the Ruan family squeezed her eyes nervously at Pan Jin, and saw that the little girl of the Pan family panicked.
"Sister, where are you going?" After getting off the elevated road, Pan Jin found that the car was heading in the direction of the city center, and she suddenly had a very "ominous" premonition, estimating that this crazy big sister who always does things unexpectedly is going to play a new game.
"Didn't my sister say just now, you must go to the Qin family to see what kind of sacredness is that caused my sister's heart to overflow. ”
"Sister-" Pan Jin saw that Ruan Yu didn't seem to be joking, and hurriedly begged bitterly, "Sister, don't go, I beg you, don't go." ”
"No, he just asked you to isolate yourself from the party and the people on the phone, and what did you say that the front is not convex and the back is not warped, hmph, I want to see, what three-headed and six-armed big man can dislike such a smart girl in my family so much!"
Pan Jin originally wanted to beg, but when he heard Ruan Yu relay Li Yundao's words, there was a 180-degree change at the moment: it must have been wearing a school uniform that day, and that fool didn't see his figure, hmph, this body should be not bad today, you can let that big Diao people see the figure of this girl.
However, it seems that the little girl of the Pan family will not see Li Da Diaomin today, and when she arrived at the Qin family, she was told that Da Diaomin had gone out with the Qin family twins, but where did she go and when she came back, the little nanny of the Qin family did not dare to talk much. Ruan Yu asked them again if they had brought mobile phones, this little nanny called Phoenix said that the two young masters did not bring mobile phones, but Teacher Li should have brought them, Ruan Yu took the opportunity to ask Da Diao Min's mobile phone number, and the little nanny ran to the sofa in the living room to rummage, only to find a note, which was left by Li Yundao to prevent any emergencies in the house.
Ruan and Pan, who came and returned happily, got on the Audi Q7 quietly, Ruan Yu was okay, but it was a pity that he couldn't appreciate the demeanor of the hero, but the little beauty of the Pan family was a little unhappy.
"Haha, I just said not to come, it's a mess again, right?" Ruan Yu pinched Pan Jin's pink little face, the little girl's mouth was already pursed high, and the words "I'm not happy, I'm very unhappy, I'm very unhappy" were almost written.
"Don't worry, even if he is the Monkey King, he can't escape from his sister's Five Finger Mountain!" Ruan Yu took out the black and white Nokia mobile phone, flipped through it for a while, found a mobile phone number, dialed it, and the other party picked up the phone after a long time, obviously the mobile phone was not at hand.
"Hey, who?"
"Little Zhuzi, it's sister!"
"Sister? I don't have a sister. The tone on the other end of the line was stiff.
"Who is my sister? Your brain is in the water, you almost got your pants ripped off when you went to Jinan, and your sister personally took you out, who do you say sister?"
Suddenly, there was a burst of excitement on the other end of the phone, obviously he didn't expect that this woman who was like a goddess would take the initiative to call him, and then, the man known as Xiao Zhuzi put on a posture of being able to go down with a mountain of swords and a sea of fire.
"It's not so strict, and it won't let you violate the basic principles, just use the satellite system in your bureau to help me check my mobile phone number and see where he is now?"
"Huh, it's that simple?"
"I don't want to look for you if it's complicated, you are a second hammer, you don't have hair on your mouth, can you do it?
"Do it, of course, the thing that my sister said, is to fight for the future, you have to give it a try, sister, you wait first, I'll make a few calls, and I'll get back to you in five minutes." ”
"Okay, sister, wait. ”
After reporting the mobile phone number and hanging up the phone, Pan Jin seems to have long been accustomed to the vast supernatural powers of this crazy woman, and it seems that no matter where she goes, this genius woman will pull out a bunch of relationships, and it is the kind of people who revolve around her ass.
The Ruan family's crazy girl sat in the driver's seat and shook her head and hummed the Huangmei Opera for five minutes, and sure enough, five minutes later, the man named Xiao Zhuzi called: "The signal shows that it should be near Shiquan Street." Sister, have you encountered some tricky and difficult roles? Do you want me to blow the whistle? Don't worry, if you want to be white, you will be black, and in the realm of Suzhou, the little brother's words are still useful. ”
"Sister is checking the people of the Qin family, do you dare to move?"
"Sister, this ......" on the other end of the phone, but he didn't want to have a big thunderbolt on a sunny day, what kind of storage is the Qin family, he naturally knows that as long as the old Taishan of the Qin family lives well one day, the status of the Qin family in the Yangtze River Delta will not be shaken, and the surname Zhu will pry the wall of the Qin family, like a grasshopper shaking a tree, and it will definitely shake a series of troubles.
"I'm kidding you, what does my old man have to do with the Qin family? Sister is helping my sister make a man, and I don't have time to play your black and white game. Ruan Yu didn't care how this man, who was obviously older than her but called himself his younger brother, used to make a lot of nonsense on the phone before, and now he was suddenly as timid as a mouse, and finally only said: "Thank you, sister owes you a personal favor." ”
The person on the other end of the phone no longer dares to pretend to be polite, and he can get the "favor" promised by the woman of the Ruan family herself, which is more effective than any bullshit IOU.
Q7 went from Shanghai to the first mansion in Suzhou, and then rushed to Shiquan Street, which is known as the adjacent water and land parallel river street.
"Sister, how can you find such a long way?"
"It's close to your school, what are the places you recall?"
Pan Jin thought for a while and said, "Bars, restaurants, foot baths, coffee shops, bookstores, Pingtan Club, milk tea shops??"
"Wait, you said the Pingtan Club?" Ruan Meinu smiled lightly, "Didn't you find this?" Go, go to the Pingtan Club, and my sister will also be a vassal of Fengya." “
Before he arrived at the Pingtan Club, the Suzhou Pingtan lyrics and songs with a sticky Confucian accent came to his face, and even Ruan Yu, who knew a little Suzhou dialect, had an illusion like a spring breeze, pulling the anxious little beauty of the Pan family to rush into the Pingtan Club, and was singing on stage, but Wu Nong's soft words were mostly soft, giving people the meaning of chanting and singing, but it was missing the justice and arrogance in the paragraph. Although it was a weekend evening, there were still not many guests listening to the music, and they sat at empty tables in twos and threes, but most of the people who came to listen were attentive, and even forgot to drink the tea on the table when they heard the attention. There was one exception to the table, where a young man of about twenty-five or sixteen with two and a half children and a little lama with a great Buddha spirit sat at the very front table, because it was the most prominent. The two and a half eldest sons had already heard it in a drowsy way, and they were only half a foot away from meeting with the Zhou Guild, but the young man sitting on the other side listened very attentively, even knocking on the table with his knuckles, squinting his eyes slightly, it seemed that he was enjoying it very much, and the little lama seemed to be quite interested, but he couldn't understand the Wu dialect, so he could only barely hear some rhythm.
The eldest lady of the Ruan family, who has always been extremely powerful, took Pan Jin directly to the first row, and regardless of the murderous eyes of those uncles, uncles, aunts and aunts, she sat down directly at the Eight Immortals table in the first row.
Xiaoshuang, who had just wiped a handful of saliva, rubbed his eyes in a daze, and when he opened his eyes, he found "daughter-in-law" Xiaoshuang, who was sitting next to him and thought he was dreaming, rubbed his eyes again, only to find that the little girl of the Pan family really appeared, and Xiaoshuang, who was so surprised that he almost screamed out of his voice, was glared back by Li Yundao with a look, probably because his daughter-in-law appeared, Xiaoshuang was so happy that he didn't have the heart to worry about Li Yundao, and he didn't want to be too unfamiliar in front of his future daughter-in-law, so he actually stared at Pan Jin with an affectionate face. As soon as Ruan Yu appeared, Dashuang also woke up, and the relatively steady Dashuang looked at the bewitching woman brought by Pan Jin with wide eyes, and the peony on the white neck made the young Dashuang actually have an inexplicable impulse.
Ruan Yu was not interested in talking to this kind of child, but as soon as he sat down, he looked at Li Da Diaomin back and forth several times, but he didn't find anything different about this fierce and powerful hero in the mouth of the girl, and he didn't react at all when he saw the two big beauties appear, so Miss Ruan was disappointed = directly gave Li Yundao a failing impression score.
At the end of the song, the female character on the stage asked in Mandarin, "Do any guests want to sing a song by themselves?"
Most of the people in Suzhou are introverted and low-key, and in this case, no one will answer, and the female characters on the stage just go through the motions according to the process, but they didn't expect to meet a stunned young man here today.
"I'm coming!"
The corner on the stage was stunned. Everyone in the audience was also stunned, even with the big and small shuang, Ruan and Pan Ernu, they were stunned, only the little lama sat on the bench with his legs hanging alone, and his little hands were red.
"I'm also coming to the song, but it's a Qin dialect version, it's ugly!" Li Yundao's expression was a little shy, still wearing the old man's shirt and shorts purchased from the stall, and the whole person stood on the stage with a kind of youthful and old-fashioned taste. Some people below also began to applaud, and the two characters on the stage, a man and a woman, didn't think it was smashing the field, but felt that it was a little interesting, and they also applauded, this is the first time since the creation of the Pingtan Society, although people want to sing the Qin dialect, but it can be regarded as a real interaction with the audience.
Li Yundao smiled at the people in the audience, especially the two beauties who suddenly appeared at his table, and they were "taken care of" by Li Yundao's eyes very well, Pan Jin had a good impression of Da Diao Min because he originally had a good impression of Da Diaomin, and at this time he could only say that his good impression was even worse. And the crazy woman of the Ruan family who was facing Li Yundao was dizzy for no reason by the smile, and secretly scolded, "Nima sings well, what kind of trick is playing", before he finished speaking, Li Yundao suddenly spoke: "I suddenly remembered the end of the matter, in the past, the lonely goose was confused, and I was bent on running to Bliss, and I flew for seven days and seven nights, and my arms fell on the beach ...... weakly." It is a paragraph, even if he has not undergone any formal training, there is no Bangzi in the Qin cavity, Li Da Diaomin replaced it with a palm blow, and a section of the high-pitched, tragic and impassioned interpretation of the Qin cavity to the fullest, to the last sentence "Uncle Bao went to shout injustice" When the sound fell, the audience was silent, and at the end of the song, Li Yundao, who didn't know how well he sang, smiled awkwardly, and walked off the stage, without acting the regret of being discouraged, very calm and calm.
It's just that when Li Da Diaomin just sat down and was about to drink the cooler tea, he was almost shocked by the applause of the audience and sprinkled a table of Yangshan White Dragon, at this time, even the crazy woman looked at Li Yundao with a few more different charms than before.
When I left the Pingtan Club, Shiquan Street was still as lively as ever, and the door of the bar had already begun to be brightly lit. Li Yundao, who was selling all over the place, was holding Shili, surrounded by two beauties, one big and one small, and there were big and small pairs around the beauties, and the strange combination of six people walked on the street, and the return rate was as high as 100%.
"Hey, two beautiful women here, why don't you react at all? Are you a man?"
"Ahh
The eldest lady of the Ruan family was devastated, and almost came to Li Yundao's nose, and stared at Da Diao Min with a pair of big eyes: "Did you see it?
Li Yundao, who has always admired good men and does not fight with women, smiled and took a half step back: "Miss, there is indeed a lot of oil on your face, is this what you are talking about?"
The woman of the Ruan family took a deep breath and was about to make a splash on the street, when a slender hand with long knuckles stroked the face that bloomed like a peony without warning: "The skin is very good, although there is still a big gap between it and blowing a bomb, but it is better than not using those cosmetics that draw snakes and lick feet." “
The eldest lady of the Ruan family resisted the urge to immediately chop off this dirty hand and feed it to the dog, and the goodwill that had just been slightly aroused by a song of Qin dialect disappeared in an instant, and was replaced by a high-minded indifference. Even Pan Jin frowned slightly when he saw this scene, and began to wonder if he only saw one side of this man.
In the past, no matter how I looked at Li Yundao, the big and small pairs that were not pleasing to the eye, invariably admired each other. Most boys at this age have an inexplicable impulse towards mature women, and for Li Da Diaomin, who dares to brazenly tease this temperament demon girl, the twins have a sense of worship for the first time, especially the big double classmates who have been staring at Ruan Yu just now but dare not cross the Lei Chi half a step, their eyes widened, and they seemed to be expecting that this fierce teacher would carry the long-legged demon girl on his shoulders in the next second, run home and go directly into the cave room, and then circle the fork.
It is not for nothing that there are people who dare to tease the eldest lady of the Ruan family in public, but everyone who dares to do so is either cornered or is still locked up in an iron fence for many years.
Li Yundao, a big Diao Min who has read a book for twenty-five years, dared to challenge the crazy woman of the Ruan family who played with the Tang family in the palm of his hand as soon as he walked down Kunlun Mountain, which could not be described as brave and brave.
But one is a crazy woman, and the other is a man.
The thunder stirred up the fire, and it might be a big explosion.