Chapter 106: Li Kang got lung cancer
"Papapa...."Mephisto suddenly clapped his hands and cheered for Li Kang. Play beautifully, not only me and my group of unsuccessful subordinates, even Dormammu was played by you, a slap a year ago, there was a foreshadowing here, you put this line long enough, but still that sentence, the mountains and rivers meet, we will see each other sooner or later, don't think that the goddess of death has cursed you, you can do whatever you want, I promise that it won't be long before the goddess of death will open her arms and welcome you to the realm of death, you will still have to go to hell sooner or later, and we will have a good chat then. Pen %Fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info"
"Then it will take a long time, I'm the simplest person, more than three days, I never think about it, life is too calculated, it's too tiring, I'm the kind of person who is very free and easy, and treats people very sincerely, a sunny boy like me, I don't think I will go to hell. Li Kang grinned.
Mephisto snorted disdainfully, "It's a good thing to be optimistic, but it's too optimistic, you don't even know what you are, and it's shameless to become a poor ghost who even cheats yourself, speaking of which, you've suddenly become a damn good old guy recently, and you're willing to take care of any kind of bad things, it seems that you really want to be a hero, and I'm still curious about what caused you to have such a huge change in your personality, I can't even recognize you." ”
"Hehehe...."Li Kang said with a smile, "People always have to grow, I can't be a hooligan ruffian for the rest of my life, I should be mature, it's not bad to be a hero, help those who need help, I will even sleep more peacefully at night." ”
"Haha," Mephisto laughed uncontrollably, "That's how you usually lie to yourself? You look dead, you don't have the curse of the goddess of death, I'm afraid you can't even stand up now, you can hide this kind of thing from others, but who am I? I am the king of hell, and cancer was invented by me! How long has it been since you smoked?"
"You bastard...."
Li Kang's face instantly turned dead gray, that's right, he just had an incurable disease, although the magician is very powerful, but also very fragile, his body is an ordinary mortal body, that is, he can control the sun and the moon, reverse the world, but in the face of the four words of life, old age, sickness and death, he is also powerless, he tried all his luck to barely overcome the two people of old and death, but the word disease, he has no ability to defeat it anyway.
He was diagnosed with lung cancer shortly after he repelled the evil god Setolak, that is, after solving Deadpool, in fact, Li Kang had already paid attention to any abnormalities in his body, but in the past year, one after another, he didn't have the time to take care of his body. Because he is a black magician, he has to channel a large amount of dark energy every day and transform it into usable magic power, which is like nuclear waste to the human body, with terrifying radiation pollution, so most black magicians don't look like people and ghosts, which are all affected by magical energy.
The reason why black magicians are hated by people is mainly because after they use black magic for twenty or thirty years, the energy in their bodies will begin to repulse, it is a very rapid process, even in the powerful black magicians, they will die within a year, so black magicians generally have to study some ways to prevent death from coming, they either live by sucking the life force of human beings, or simply swallow their souls and become half-human and half-demon monsters.
Some use the method of exchanging souls for souls, exchanging souls for the body of another healthy person, and some are even more ruthless, directly not even doing it, making a soul box, dividing the soul into several parts, and then using their own ribs to make a soul dagger, digging out their own hearts and sacrificing them to demons, and turning themselves into a terrifying lich through extremely complex bloody rituals.
Li Kang didn't want to take these methods, because he was still young, only in his early twenties, even if he liked to plan and calculate, but the young man's heart just wouldn't think about what would happen in a few decades.
However, after the Dormammu and Setolak incident, his health deteriorated day by day, especially when he smoked, and the first time he had a seizure, he almost vomited his lungs into the toilet.
He didn't think much about it at first, thinking it was just an ordinary minor illness, but after arriving at the hospital for examination, the doctor told Li Kang directly: Go back and prepare for the future, it's a miracle that you can still stand here now.
Li Kang knew that this was not a miracle, it was because he was now cursed by the goddess of death, and he couldn't die!
At first, he thought it was a hell of a joke, but looking at the doctor's serious eyes, he knew that the nature of the matter had changed, and he might really die, and if his enemy knew the news, this enemy was a very resourceful person, and could think of a way to convince the goddess of death to take back the curse, then it was certain that he would go to hell depending on what he did.
Thinking that he might go to hell, Li Kang is such a bold character, he almost scared out all the bitter galls, his identity is different now, he is the public enemy of hell, and the demons of the entire hell will line up in a long line to clean him up.
This lung cancer appeared slowly, how could it suddenly become so ferocious, so that the doctor told him to go back and buy a coffin to prepare for the future, Li Kang thought about it for three whole days before getting the answer, he would get this disease, in addition to the fact that he has maintained a smoking record of three packs of cigarettes a day since the death of his parents, the most important thing is that he briefly used the artifact of the Setolac ruby.
The energy of the crimson universe represents the wildest part of life, using this energy, the human spirit will become extremely violent and excited, in fact, this is the wild growth of vitality, and the abnormality of the body causes the mind to change, which is the main reason, but Li Kang did not expect that the use of the crimson universe also has a very secret side effect, that is, the cells in his body will also become extremely active because of this wild energy.
What is the most energetic and hardest cell in the human body? It is the cancer cell, Li Kang's depraved life in his early years, especially the habit of more than three packs of cigarettes a day, caused his lungs to become cancerous and invisible, and now after such a surge of crimson cosmic energy, the cancer cells in his body have grown wildly, causing his body to be on the verge of collapse.
Li Kang uses powerful black magic to weaken the spread of cancer cells as much as possible, but there is a more obvious question in front of him, what to do to get rid of the fate of going to hell.
He didn't believe in God, he didn't believe in God or Lao Hu, but he had to believe in hell, because he had dealt with hell too many times, and he knew that if he went to hell, it would be a situation where he would never be reborn, so Li Kang thought about it, and he decided to find Archbishop Ivan to ask if his master in heaven could accept a refugee like him.
Archbishop Ivan prayed for a long time, and finally got a not very reliable response, Archbishop Ivan finally let him figure it out after a long time, after all, he is an archbishop favored by the Lord, and he can maintain such a huge church in a place like Hell's Kitchen, he is a real devout believer, he has seen many miracles over the years, so he gave Li Kang an answer.
Li Kang must be a good person, a hero who is truly willing to sacrifice everything and save others, then the door of heaven will definitely be open to him.
Li Kang scoffed at this damn suggestion, what kind of answer is this? He just wants a ticket to heaven in case of emergency, it's okay to be a good person, what the hell is it to be a hero, he thinks about it, a sect like Catholicism with a lot of rules and precepts, it is estimated that their paradise must not be interesting.
To say that in the Elysium after death, there are really not many people who can really be called heaven, Li Kang then found Buddhism, after discussing with a high monk, he found that from all aspects, he is not enough to go to the standard of the Western Elysium, but the eighteen layers of hell do not need to be numbered, you can go at any time, and the high monk after talking to him, strongly recommended that Li Kang should be ordained a monk, from then on the green lantern ancient scroll, this remnant of life, maybe can also penetrate the red dust, stand up to become a Buddha.
Li Kang beat up the monk and threw him into the gutter, this kind of guy who deceived the world and stole his reputation, if he didn't kill him, he was already merciful.
Then Li Kang found a voodoo wizard and asked how to enter their paradise, and the wizard told Li Kang very tactfully that Voodoo has no concept of heaven, and everyone has to go to hell, Li Kang almost sent the wizard to hell, and this kind of person is not enough to make people angry.
He has thousands of miles of boots, can be teleported anywhere anytime, anywhere, Li Kang's next stop is a sacred mountain of Taoism, on this mountain, there is a Taoist master, it is said that he has practiced to the highest level, is the most powerful Taoist master of the contemporary era, Li Kang knows that this kind of Taoist priests with advanced cultivation are very powerful masters, he has a glimmer of hope, and the master talks.
Talking about its hell with the masters, the masters shook their heads and said, our Taoism actually does not pay attention to hell, we are talking about the underworld, in fact, it is not much different from the world, but it is just a transit station for human reincarnation, hell is introduced by Buddhism, and the two are just one.
Li Kang was so angry that he scolded the bald donkeys of Buddhism, isn't this a pit man? Finally, there is a place where there is no concept of hell, and it is polluted by them, and these guys do not do good things.
The master shook his head and asked what Li Kang wanted.
Li Kang said that he just wanted a soul home, preferably heaven or Elysium, and he didn't know if there was any way for the masters.
The master smiled slightly, our Taoism does not pay attention to those outdated things, heaven or hell is just for mortals, our Taoism pays attention to soaring, becoming an immortal, speaking of which, I have a nine-turn golden pill here, only 998 Oh, after eating, I am sure that you can soar in the daytime and rank in the immortal class.