Chapter 22: Pretending to Fail!
This bamboo leaf green seems to be nearly a meter long, but in fact, the bones account for more than half, and there is not much real snake meat.
Chen Fan finished eating a whole snake, feeling that he was only half full of laughter, and looked at the rain outside, which was a little lighter than before at the moment.
Chen Fan threw the leftover snake bones into the bonfire and said to the live camera:
"Today is my second day of survival in the wilderness, and although the weather is not beautiful, overall I am very satisfied.
My original intention for this show was to teach people how to survive and return to civilization when they are in the wilderness. I believe that in these two days, everyone has also learned a lot of survival skills. ”
"If you like my live stream, you can click Follow in the upper right corner. Now that I'm done with lunch, the rain hasn't stopped, and I'm ready to take a break and take a nap by the fire.
Outdoors, I need to be mentally ready for the next challenges. Because there are still more than three days to go, everything behind is unknown, and I don't even have a specific route on how to get out. ”
After saying this, Chen Fan added some firewood to the bonfire, and then lay down and took a nap.
Because he has been running around in the wild, and now that he has energy replenishment, Chen Fan has only been lying down for less than two minutes before he snores.
In the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded again......
"Damn, this anchor is a pig, you can sleep when you lie down. ”
"I've confirmed the eyes, it's a pig!"
"Brother Fan is also very powerful, there is a storm outside, he said to lie down and lie down. ”
"That's it, I don't know how to treat at all, let's come to your room, don't entertain us, take the customs. ”
"Love to take the pass, anyway, I'm here to sit here and wait for Brother Fan to be resurrected on the spot. ”
"The wind in the capital is clear and rewards the anchor with a super rocket, and I ask if I can't catch a cold if I sleep like this, everyone, he sleeps outdoors, and I see that there is rain drifting in next to me. ”
"Brother Qingyang, we can't do anything, thank you for the gift, I grabbed the red envelope. ”
"It's okay, the anchor's brute-like physique, didn't he know that he had raised a lot of things before? There's a fire roasting next to it, it's okay. ”
"Don't you think it's strange, the anchor's drone doesn't seem to be afraid of rain, and you can also play the role of a curtain to block the rain. ”
"Upstairs the truth, although I know, but I don't say, I only care about what the roast snake meat tastes like?"
……
Time flies quickly, and the heavy summer rains come and go quickly.
At half past three o'clock in the afternoon, the dark clouds gradually dissipated, a handful of red sun hung on the branches, the water vapor continued to evaporate in the forest, the sound of birds began to increase, and the stream also kept rattling.
Chen Fan, who had slept for nearly two hours, also woke up at this time.
Stretching his waist and looking at the live broadcast room, Chen Fan almost exclaimed.
It turned out that in the past two hours, the gifts I received were as many as five super rockets, a lot of cards, a bunch of fish balls, and even a lot of barrage messages, saying that I like to watch live broadcasts and sleep.
Chen Fan clasped his hands into fists and bowed, and replied in a calm voice:
"Thank you for the gifts, I'm the anchor Chen Fan, I just woke up from a nap, and now I feel full of strength, but I'm a little hungry, so, you don't understand......"
"Sure enough, it's the anchor I know, the first thing I do when I start the broadcast is to eat, and it's raining and the sky is clear, and how many small animals are going to suffer. ”
"Rats, rabbits, big pheasants, your ultimate nemesis Chen Fan is here, hurry up. ”
"The caterpillar bee should also pay attention, the anchor is hungry, and even his second child eats, you have to be careful. ”
"Why does God want to eat his own second, isn't it someone else?"
"You're going too far, is this the rhythm of not wanting to watch the live broadcast?"
Seeing the rhythm of the gradually crooked building, Chen Fan just wanted to say a few words, but he never thought that there were already viewers who went up directly.
"Ladies and gentlemen, drive moderately, let's have a green live broadcast room, I don't believe you all look around me, is it all green, so I'll take you to find something to eat!"
After getting up and knocking down the shack and completely extinguishing the bonfire with wet branches, Chen Fan took the knife and the remaining bamboo poles and walked down the banana forest.
"This is Yuntai Mountain, and there are a lot of all kinds of food, so I can still be a little willful. ”
He pointed to the green plantain fruit on the plantain forest and said:
"These are not ripe yet, they taste astringent and still wet the mouth, especially there are a lot of seeds in them, I won't eat it, I'm going to get some meat to eat." ”
"But even if it's looking for food, I have to choose a good direction, although I don't know how to get out, but as long as I go down the water, as long as I don't hit a cliff, most of the probability, I can still return to the center of human civilization." ”
In this way, Chen Fan cut off a banana leaf, simply made it into a hat, put it on his head, and then walked down the direction of the stream.
After walking for half an hour, I came to a pile of red piles of dirt!
Chen Fan looked at the shape, as well as several familiar gaps around, and pointed to one of them:
"Guys, I'm lucky to have come across something good, it's a termite nest, and the termites in it are edible. ”
"Devil, the anchor even eats termites, is it the kind of hateful ant that eats everything?"
"That's right, that's it, you see, the anchor has picked one end with a bamboo pole, and I see, a lot, a lot of white spots. ”
Chen Fan is really drooling now.
This is the time of year when termites are most renewed and replaced, so there are a large number of small termites in the nest.
"When we eat this, we have to learn from orangutans, and when they eat termites, they all find a small branch, pick one or two, and then eat slowly. ”
Staring at the dense array of termites, Chen Fan used a bamboo pole to attract dozens of them to come up, and then grabbed them one by one and stuffed them directly into his mouth.
When he saw eating, Chen Fan's eyes closed again, obviously enjoying it.
"Well, it tastes very good, and when you eat it, it's a bit like eating raw mustard, a little rushed, but it's all protein, and there's no waste.
But I eat about 30 at most, it's about the same, there is too much formic acid, and my stomach can't stand it. ”
Chen Fan looked at the scale of this termite nest, and after eating the termites, he continued to say to the live broadcast room:
"Here, there are several termite nests in a row, it is really a bit of ecological flooding, and next, I am going to kill my relatives in a righteous way, I am going to find out two queens, and then the other termites will either fend for themselves or integrate into other termite nests. ”
"Believe your ghost, don't think I don't know, the anchor is worried about the size of the queen ant, so big, don't be too delicious to bake and eat. ”
"Yo, this is a meeting with a fellow practitioner, hehe, that's right, I really miss the smell of roasted insects last night, this termite is the same, just such a one, the energy of the top two taels of beef!"
Chen Fan, an old driver, is too easy to catch the queen ant.
He found it in the middle of the termite nest, next to the nursery, and then grabbed it with his hands.
As concocted, the second termite nest was reached, and it was the same.
It wasn't until the three queens grabbed their hands that they directly pierced their heads with a peppercorn and put it in the pocket of their sportswear, that they said to the live broadcast room:
"Now, I've caught three queens, and I'm left with two nests, which is just right, otherwise there are too many and the nearby vegetation will be eaten by termites. ”
Before leaving, Chen Fan also dug a fist-sized termite nest in his hand.
Eating fragments of termites, Chen Fan interacted with the live broadcast room: "Do you know what I am doing with this ant nest?"
"Eat!"
"Needless to say, what else can the anchor do besides eating, I think you must be ready to use it as a cookie snack when you are hungry. ”
"Uh......"