Zen Master Gesang was stunned: "You called the police?"

Ren Xia said the address of the community where the incident occurred, and said: "Didn't you run a spiritual class there, a group of rich Mrs. Kuo practiced with you, and that time I actually called the police." ”

When Zen Master Gesang heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched: "At that time...... The driver in the house must be you, right?"

Ren Xia nodded: "That's right." ”

"I said, why is it a little familiar......" The corners of Zen Master Gesang's mouth twitched a few more times, and then he laughed dryly: "It's okay, anyway, it's over, don't you know each other." ”

"That's right!" Ren Xia drank the wine: "If you don't fight, you don't know each other!"

"In the future, please take care of the elders in all aspects...... Zen Master Gesang poured a big bowl of wine for Ren Xia: "But don't call the police in the future, we are our own people, it's a big deal that I don't lie to the people around you!"

Ren Xia smiled and asked, "Are you still going to continue to give light to women?"

"It's not just women, it's also actresses...... Zen Master Gesang said very seriously: "I want to carry forward my enlightenment career, benefit more women, and let more and more women become my protégés, of course, they must be rich women." ”

Li Guozhong was a little embarrassed and said to Ren Xia: "What will my buddy do outside in the future, boss, you don't care, he is just a mixed bowl of rice ......"

"Okay! I don't care!" Ren Xia picked up the wine bowl: "It's done!"

The three of them drank all the wine, and then they opened the conversation box and chatted about various topics in Shannan, Haibei and Haibei.

Zen Master Gesang is still quite able to say, it turns out that he has known Li Guozhong for several years, and he came to Li Guozhong without any way out in his hometown, the problem is that Li Guozhong himself is also average, and he really can't take care of Zen Master Gesang. I don't know why, Zen Master Gesang found an abandoned Taoist temple on the side of Guanshan Sea, and I heard that it has become popular to rely on the master recently, so he became a living Buddha there until he was exposed by Ren Xia.

However, just before Ren Xia exposed it, Zen Master Gesang met a very rich gold master, who was like a demon, convinced of Zen Master Gesang, willing to help promote the Dharma and benefit life, and also lent a house to Zen Master Gesang.

The villa where Zen Master Gesang opened a spiritual class was provided by the gold owner, because he was exposed by Ren Xia by pretending to be a living Buddha, so Zen Master Gesang became a Zen monk, and I heard that female white-collar workers in big cities are particularly popular with various spiritual practices, and they opened a spiritual class with a whim, but they were exposed by Ren Xia.

After hearing this, Ren Xia felt that he was simply the nemesis of Zen Master Gesang, and he blamed this Zen Master Gesang for being unlucky, always able to meet him.

Speaking of which, although this Zen master Gesang is a liar, he is very talented and learned, and he not only understands Buddhism, but also has a lot of experience in Chinese studies. It's no wonder that he dares to deceive, and it's no wonder that so many people are fooled, this is because he can really say a lot of truths, and it makes people sound like that. Moreover, this person often travels around society, from high-ranking officials and dignitaries to peddlers and pawns, so he is very well-informed in all aspects.

Ren Xia couldn't help but ask curiously: "With your talents, you can do something else." ”

"What are you doing?" Zen Master Gesang looked at Ren Xia with drunken eyes: "Why can't you fight for your father these days, if you don't reincarnate in the right place, what can you tell me what I can do?"

"Because you can't do anything, you go to become a monk?"

"Originally, I thought that the monastery was a place outside the world, but I didn't expect it to be as complicated as ...... society" Zen Master Gesang spread his hands: "Being a monk also has to fight for his father." ”

Ren Xia really doesn't understand this kind of thing at all: "How to fight?"

"The interpersonal relationship within the Sangha is also very complicated, saying that fighting dad is an analogy, the real meaning is to fight the background and fight for strength......" sighed, Zen Master Gesang said helplessly: "Monks also have ranks, just like the government, how can you have a high level, of course, you have to go up and down, and you have to dredge the relevant departments, otherwise you can be the abbot casually?"

"Understood. Ren Xia smiled bitterly: "It turns out that it is not a pure land. ”

"There is no pure land in the world. Zen Master Gesang patted his round belly: "If there is a pure land in your heart, it is a pure land." ”

That's a good thing to say. Ren Xia took a sip of wine, and then took a bite of stew: "The taste is really good." ”

Li Guozhong was quite proud: "I'll just say that my buddy has good cooking skills." ”

"The kitchen is still there, wait for me to cut ......" Zen Master Gesang stood up and went to the kitchen, and instead of cutting and boiling it immediately, he took out two bottles of rice wine.

These two bottles of rice wine are very good, they were brought back from outside by Zen Master Gesang before, and he has been looking for an opportunity to give them to Li Guozhong, but he changed his mind at this time and was ready to give them to Ren Xia.

Zen Master Gesang glanced outside, and made sure that Ren Xia and Li Guozhong had not followed up, so he took out a packet of laxatives from his trouser pocket, and then opened the lid of the rice wine, and poured all the laxatives into it.

Don't ask why Zen Master Gesang has laxatives on his body, he walks the rivers and lakes all the year round, and there are more various organs on his body, and this laxative is also very violent, which is said to paralyze elephants.

Zen Master Gesang saw who was not pleasing to the eye, so he gave some laxatives to whom, this time it was to see that Ren Xia was not pleasing to the eye. Ren Xia smashed his own field twice in a row, how could Zen Master Gesang not hold a grudge and plan to take revenge.

After the laxative goes in, it gradually dissolves in the rice wine, and the rice wine has a precipitating substance, and nothing can be seen at all.

Zen Master Gesang picked up the wine bottle and looked at it, very satisfied: "Ren Xia, as long as you drink these wines, the two of us will settle our accounts." ”

Next, Zen Master Gesang covered the lid of the rice wine and processed it again, so that he could not see that it had been opened.

Zen Master Gesang went to cut and boil, took a plate and returned to the living room, and continued to drink with Ren Xia and Li Guozhong.

When it was a little late, Ren Xia decided to leave.

Zen Master Gesang immediately returned to the study, took out two bottles of rice wine, and sent them to Ren Xia's hands: "These two bottles of wine were originally prepared by me for Li Guozhong, but today we have the fate to meet, and I will honor you." ”

"A gentleman does not take the love of others. Ren Xia waved his hand: "Why am I embarrassed to ask for the wine you gave to others?!"

"You are Li Guozhong's boss, of course you are my boss, you should give priority to everything, of course I want to send you. Zen Master Gesang said with a smile: "Even if I send Li Guozhong now, Li Guozhong is embarrassed." ”

Li Guozhong nodded: "Yes, boss, Zen Master Gesang is also kind, you can accept it for a face." ”

"Good. Ren Xia said goodbye with two bottles of rice wine, and after leaving Li Guozhong's house, he handed over a substitute driver, and after returning home, he put down the wine and fell asleep directly.

Because he drank a little too much, the next morning, Ren Xia got up a little late, didn't even eat breakfast, and hurried to the company.