"Ah...... Ah......h

Early the next morning, I was woken up by a scream like a pig. I rubbed my eyes and reluctantly struggled out of bed.

"Beasts, ah...... What beasts!"

There was another scream, which almost tore my eardrums, and I was completely sleepy, as if it was the voice of the landlady Su Jiaojiao.

"What's the matter, was Su Jiaojiao OOXX by anyone?"

I rubbed my eyes again, no, there was only one man in this courtyard. Just as I was about to put on my shoes, the door slammed open and slammed against the wall with a screech.

Su Jiaojiao, who was wearing pink loose pajamas, walked in breathlessly, her eyes were red, her chest rose and fell violently, and she was in great anger. She looked like a female leopard when she was angry, her eyes were like water, and her eyebrows and eyes were still rippling with waves of spring.

I am also convinced, Su Jiaojiao is really a coquettish woman, and she is so full of vitality even when she is angry. In the eyes of some men, it can be described as the best of the best, such as a man like Brother Chao.

"Sister Su, it's very rude to wake up others to sleep in the morning! And-" I glanced down and said, "I'm only wearing a little pants, and you just break in like this, how bad! There is a difference between men and women, and you can't kiss or not, Sister Su, please respect yourself and get out of this house quickly! Although this is your house, it is now rented by me! Can the landlord come and go in and out of the tenant's room at will?"

Su Jiaojiao looked at me, and made a bellows sound in her mouth, ha, eat, ha

"Sister Su, don't you have any thoughts about me? I'm sorry, I'm not interested in a woman like you, if you feel lonely, I can introduce a man to you. His name is Ma Wenchao, and he likes you like this style the most...... A woman with all kinds of charms. I said.

Of course, I was making fun of Su Jiaojiao, rushing into my room early in the morning and disturbing my sleep, this woman was really too much! If it weren't for the fact that she was the landlord, I would have thrown her down the window!

Su Jiaojiao's chest rose and fell violently, and she only felt tightness and shortness of breath. She has a cleanliness fetish and doesn't like people touching her things, especially something as personal as a bathtub!

"Wang Feng, are you taking a bath in my bathtub?" Su Jiaojiao looked at me and asked angrily.

I glanced at her chest, it turned out that it was because of this, no wonder she had such a big hair.

"That's right. I honestly admitted it, smiled and said, "Your bathtub is very good, the bath is very comfortable, and it is fragrant." ”

"Ah......" Su Jiaojiao screamed and said angrily: "Wang Feng, I'll fight with you!"

As she spoke, she lunged at me with her teeth and claws.

Sou!

I flashed, and Su Jiaojiao threw herself into the air and fell directly on the bed. I glanced at it, and my hips were quite upright.

I resisted the urge to slap and shouted, "Sister Su, what are you doing here? You're going to pounce on me in the morning, and I'm really going to call someone if you do this again." ”

Su Jiaojiao got up from the bed violently, the scenery on her chest flashed, and she roared angrily: "Wang Feng, you compensate me for the bathtub!"

"What are you doing, isn't it just taking a bath, and you haven't damaged your bathtub!" I said with disdain, if it weren't for Su Jiaojiao's note on it that "Wang Feng and mice are not allowed to enter", I wouldn't have used her bathtub to take a bath.

"I, Su Jiaojiao, never use things that others have used, especially private bathtubs! You will be wasted after taking a bath!" Su Jiaojiao pointed to my nose and said: "That bathtub I bought back from France, a total of 240,000 yuan, compensate me quickly!"

it!

A bathtub is 240,000!

I looked at Su Jiaojiao, and almost imprinted my big feet on that beautiful face. This landlady is so much that just taking a bath in her bathtub will cost me so much money!

"Su Jiaojiao, since I rented your house, can I use the furniture inside? sofa, bed or something. I asked.

"Yes, but the bathtub doesn't work. Su Jiaojiao said.

"Why can't you put it there?"

"I haven't had time to move into my house yet, so I'm going to find a worker to move me to the back today. Su Jiaojiao said, "Quickly compensate me, 240,000!"

"You don't like to use other people's stuff, and neither do I. The air in my room is breathed by you, you use my air, you pay me money!10 million!" I pointed to Su Jiaojiao's nose and said.

Who wouldn't be a ripper!

Hearing this, Su Jiaojiao looked at me and said with a surprised face: "You...... Shame on you!"

"Each other, each other. I smiled.

Next, Su Jiaojiao kept refusing to let me pay her money, which almost broke me. In the end, we each took a step back, Su Jiaojiao didn't ask me for money, saying that I was asking me to do her a small favor, and I agreed.

I asked her how she could help, and she didn't say anything, just told me to wait.

After that, I got up and went to school.

……

A news spread on the road: the head of the Four Tigers and Ten Heroes of Changle set up a thank-you banquet at the Royal Hotel at noon to entertain Wang Feng, a rookie in the rivers and lakes.

Zhang Jun was very pompous, chartered the entire hall on the first floor, and invited many bigwigs to accompany him!

Who dares not to give Zhang Jun's face, and all the people who were invited were present. For a time, there was a lot of traffic in front of the Royal Hotel, and it was very lively.

"Brother Jun made such a big scene, who is that Wang Feng, why haven't I heard of it?"

"Wang Feng, a newcomer, Changle's talker in Baisha. But I heard that Wang Feng's territory was disturbed last night, and all the fields were smashed. ”

"Hehe, Wang Feng is just a high school student, he doesn't study well, and he actually grabs food with us. Now I'm at a loss, I can't afford to watch the two streets! What kind of talker, shame!"

"Shhh, you be quiet, Brother Jun specially set up a banquet for Wang Feng today, if this word reaches Brother Jun's ears, I'm afraid it will make him unhappy. ”

"What's wrong with saying this, even if Brother Jun is here, I dare to say it in front of him. Wang Feng's waste is not capable of taking such a big advantage! I don't accept it!"

"I'm not convinced, garbage high school student, what will he do! I really don't know what Lao Ding thinks, he actually let him be Baisha's talker!"

……

When I arrived at the door of the Royal Hotel, I heard a lot of gossip. Some people simply did it in front of me, unabashedly, saying that I couldn't do it, that I was a waste, that I was promoted in Changle because of Wang Ou's relationship.

For these words, I don't think I heard them, someone wants to mess with me, and it's normal to talk nonsense below, and I can't take it to heart.

Zhang Jun was very face-saving, and brought someone directly to the door to greet me, I smiled and said a few polite words to him, and then walked into the hall together.

We went to the largest private room on the first floor, and after everyone was seated, Zhang Jun introduced me one by one. I was secretly frightened, all of them were legendary bosses, and there were a lot of four tigers and ten masters.

Especially the four tigers and ten heroes who sent troops that night to seize and promote the territory, except for Niu Wei, were all invited by Zhang Jun. It seems that Zhang Jun's meaning is already obvious, and today's thank-you banquet is mainly to help me solve the problem of Baisha site.

Although I know that Zhang Jun is because of Aunt Xue's praise for me, I am still very grateful to him, and I remember this favor in my heart.

At this time, it was already eleven fifty, and according to the rules of the rivers and lakes, the thanksgiving banquet must start before twelve o'clock.

Zhang Jun looked around and asked, "Have you all arrived?"

His head Ma Fuhao stood up and said, "Brother Jun, Viagra hasn't arrived yet, just now called me and said that there was a traffic jam on the road, and it might be a while late." ”

I smiled faintly, the viagra in Fu Hao's mouth is naturally Niu Wei. This guy is playing the score, I guess he showed me.

"Haha. Zhang Jun smiled freely, looked at me and said, "Wang Feng, Viagra is stuck in traffic, let's wait a little longer." ”

I nodded: "Okay, Brother Jun, wait for Viagra to come, and then let's have a seat." ”

The people in the room sat there quietly, waiting for Niu Wei, and the time passed minute by minute.

Fifty-five, fifty-six, fifty-seven, fifty-eight......

I looked at the time and had some doubts in my mind. If Niu Wei doesn't come after twelve o'clock, it will be not to give Zhang Jun face. Because, although the protagonist of this thank-you banquet is me, it is placed by Zhang Jun.

I don't think Niu Wei will be so brainless, he has a grudge against me, and he can't offend Zhang Jun.

Just as I was thinking, Niu Wei suddenly strode in from outside, and shouted at Zhang Jun from a distance: "Brother Jun, I'm sorry, there is a traffic jam on the road, I'm almost late!"

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