Chapter 281: Who Is the Friend Who Was Beaten (1)
I saw Sun Xiaokong ask with a serious face:
"I'm asking you a question, my friend hit my friend, do you think I should turn to my friend?"
"Should I help my friend and beat up my friend?"
"If I help my friend beat my friend, then my friend who was beaten will not be happy, and if I don't help my friend beat my friend, my friend who was beaten will not be happy. ”
"Hey... I'm really embarrassed, tell me... Do I beat my friends or not?"
Four Heavenly Kings:???
Nezha also had a black question mark face in his mind???
This guy, the Four Heavenly Kings are also scratching their heads, this is really winding.
Of course, the Four Heavenly Kings also understood what Sun Xiaokong meant, in a word...
Money!
"Then the Great Sage, in our opinion, since everyone is a friend, why don't you forget it?"
"yes, they're all friends..."
Sun Xiaokong shook his head and pondered, "You may not have understood what I mean. ”
"My friend and my friend, they don't know each other, and they're not friends, how can you forget it?"
After speaking, Sun Xiaokong walked up and hugged the shoulders of the Demon Rite Qing and the Demon Rite Beast and said, "Hey, in fact, what you said is right, although they are not friends, but I am friends with them. ”
"Or, you see, I'll make a matchup in the middle and ask my friend to pay some medical expenses to my friend, and that's it. ”
"After all... We're all friends!"
The four brothers looked at Sun Xiaokong, showed a helpless smile, and nodded, "What the Great Sage said is true. ”
"Great Sage, I have fifty gold pills here..."
"I have fifty of them here..."
"We, too..."
No, although the Four Heavenly Kings can't get around Sun Xiaokong's stuff friends or not, they know it.
This Sun Xiaokong is talking about the arrest of Zixia last time.
So the four brothers feel that there is nothing to say, so let's go directly to Jindan.
Sun Xiaokong took the golden pill given by the four of them, and said seriously: "It's easy to say, then I'll be my friends for this matter, the original friends." ”
"You guys get busy first, I'll go for a walk. ”
"Oh yes, a peach?"
As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong took out four peaches, gave one to them, and rushed to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall with Nezha.
The Four Heavenly Kings looked at the peach in their hands, looked at each other, sighed, and took a hard bite of the peach in their hands.
"Not to mention, I thought that Sun Xiaokong would definitely not be like this with us. ”
"No, he can pull out oil for anything. ”
"Fortunately, our brother was still prescient, if he shot with Yang Jian at that time..."
"At that time, I was going to make a move, and I estimated that it was not enough for one person to pay 500, and it would be able to hollow out our family. ”
In this regard, the Four Heavenly Kings also expressed helplessness.
What else can I do?
If you don't give it, you'll be beaten...
Being beaten is a trivial matter, but the key is that you can't save face.
Nezha walked with Sun Xiaokong, scratching his head and wondering, "The friend you said is Zixia, isn't it?"
"It was Zixia who beat the Four Heavenly Kings, oh no... It was the Four Heavenly Kings who beat Zixia, and then Zixia is your friend, and the Four Heavenly Kings are also your friends..."
Sun Xiaokong nodded with a smile and replied, "Don't care about so many details, you always have to pay it back when you come out." ”
As the two of them walked into the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and all the immortals are there.
As soon as Yue Lao saw Sun Xiaokong, he was instantly shocked in his heart, and said in his heart: "This dead monkey is so powerful now, and he has old arms and legs, but he can't resist beating." ”
"I can't say nice things to please, what should I do?"
Thinking about it, Yue Lao pulled the God of Wealth beside him and muttered in a low voice, "Brother, help." ”
The God of Wealth replied calmly: "Don't worry, if he dares to touch you, I will fight him alone." ”
Wen Quxing, who was on the side, listened to this, gave the God of Wealth a thumbs up and said, "Rich people are tough when they speak." ”
Sun Xiaokong walked into the Lingxiao Treasure Hall, looked at the immortals and greeted: "Your Majesty, Laojun, brothers, I haven't seen you for a long time. ”
The Jade Emperor smiled faintly:
"Sun Aiqing is so Yaxing, I have time to come to Heaven to wander around, um..."
"Xiaobai, ahem..."
Tai Bai Xing listened to the words of the Jade Emperor, was stunned for a moment, then took out a stool and put it aside and said, "Brother, sit." ”
Sun Xiaokong: ???
For a while, Sun Xiaokong was a little confused.
Mom sells batches!
Could it be that if you come to arrange a big trip to the west this time, a group of people in Heavenly Court will also have a share?
Otherwise, why be so polite.
"Isn't Sun Aiqing following Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures now?"
"Why do you have time to come to Heaven today?" the Jade Emperor asked with some curiosity.
As he spoke, the Jade Emperor was also speculating in his heart, did this Sun Xiaokong change sex?
With his performance in Nantianmen just now, he is still the cheap monkey in the dead pit...
And when I met Guanyin before, I was really instigated and didn't dare to fight with Guanyin, and I was obedient to the tight hoop.
Weird!
Sun Xiaokong sat on the stool and replied lightly:
"It's nothing, I'll talk to Brother Yue. ”
"Recently, this peach blossom luck has been a little vigorous, I don't know if it's to blame my damn charm that has nowhere to put it, or if the old brother Yue has arranged some marriage for me. ”
When the Jade Emperor heard this, he said in his heart: "It's okay, it's still that shameless monkey." ”
Jade Emperor: Lord's youth is back.
The immortals listened to Sun Xiaokong's words and quietly glanced at Yue Lao.
Everyone guessed that it was not wrong at all, Sun Xiaokong's eyes will be repaid, and the thousand gold pills of the old moon are estimated to be warm.
"What should I do?"
"Help me deal with it, or transfer the 1,000 gold pills directly to him. Yue Lao pulled the God of Wealth beside him and muttered in a low voice.
The God of Wealth also looked at Yue Lao speechlessly, and said in his heart: "I'll just brag, are you still serious?"
"Can you resist this?"
Reader: Don't you know that rich people are as irresponsible as farting?
"That's... Brother Yue, I don't know if you have time, let's go out and talk?"
"Oh yes, a peach?"
Sun Xiaokong got up and walked to Yue Lao's side, put one hand on Yue Lao's shoulder, handed Yue Lao a peach with the other, and said with a smile.
Mom sells batches!
The more Sun Xiaokong was like this, the more panicked Yue Lao felt.
"This... Great Sage, I'm sure I have time, it's just..."
"Look, let's..."
Before Old Yue finished speaking, he was hugged by Sun Xiaokong and walked outside the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
Yue Lao panicked, turned his head to look at the immortals and the Jade Emperor...
The immortals and the Jade Emperor pretended not to see it.
After all, this is it!
You helped Guanyin do something, and you cheated Sun Xiaokong, and now that person is coming to the door, you must give someone an explanation.
Besides, everyone knows what kind of virtue Sun Xiaokong has, so they say...
Who dares to speak to Yue Lao?