When I came out of Liu's house, I looked up and realized that it was already afternoon.

The time with the beautiful woman flies so fast, before you know it, it is past noon, Confucius said on the river: The deceased is like a husband, reluctant to give up day and night;

Hey, I don't know if I don't read it, I was startled when I thought about it, I didn't think that my Analects were so profound, it seems that I will find a time to publish this book, and it will definitely be passed down through the ages for future generations to sing.

After Shen Feng sighed in his heart, he touched his stomach and found that his stomach was already very hungry, so he hurriedly found a restaurant nearby.

Shen Feng walked into the restaurant, called the shopkeeper and said arrogantly: "Little Er, what is the most expensive thing you have here?"

Xiao Er listened to his tone, expected that he was a rich man, and his attitude immediately became enthusiastic, and said: "The most expensive dishes in this store are some famous dishes, including Cordyceps double set of duck, ginseng and pork liver soup, clear soup swallow vegetables (bird's nest), Xiangying ginseng and abalone soup——"

They are all famous dishes, and there are no nosebleeds after eating, Shen Feng touched his pocket, only to find that he didn't have much money with him, so he interrupted Xiao Er's introduction and said, "Then just bring me a bowl of noodles."

Xiao Er's face darkened, and he left with hatred, muttering: "What are you yelling about if you don't have money?"

Before he could leave, Shen Feng shouted at him again: "Wait for Xiao Er" and pointed to the front of the couplet and said: "What's going on with that half of the couplet"

Xiao Er saw that he was in rags, not like a literary scholar, and said perfunctorily: "This is half a couplet from the owner of our restaurant, and all the guests who can get it can go to the private room for free."

It turned out to be a promotion, and I don't know who the owner of this restaurant is, but I can come up with this method, and the idea is quite avant-garde.

Xiao Er urged impatiently: "This guest officer, do you want to serve that bowl of noodles?" ”

Shen Feng smiled: "I'll talk about it later, I'll go and see it first"

What to see, it's good to be able to understand it like this, and you still want to be right, the shopkeeper secretly despised it in his heart, shook the towel and continued to be busy.

Shen Feng walked to the front, only to see a few people standing in front of the large-character half-width couplet, most of them shook their heads and sighed, or were timid, Shen Feng squeezed to the front, didn't pay attention to what was written on the couplet, but found that there was an acquaintance standing, that is, the sissy boy who had a relationship before, and the two were stunned at the same time.

When the handsome young student next to him saw Shen Feng's person, he immediately recognized him and said, "Aren't you the one last time?"

Shen Feng smiled and said: "This buddy has good eyesight, but it is a coincidence, every time he looks lively, he can meet the two of you." ”

Could this handsome boy be his 'boyfriend', this sissy is really bold, openly taking her boyfriend shopping, Shen Feng thought, and quickly distanced himself from the sissy son-in-law, and looked away, for fear of falling in love with him.

The sissy didn't seem to hear the two talking, but just looked at Shen Feng with a resentful face.

When the handsome boy heard him call himself a buddy, he felt a little interesting, and grinned: "Is this the fate that you often say?"

The ghost and you two sissies have a fate! Lao Tzu can only produce a magnetic field and produce fate with a woman, Shen Feng laughed dryly and said: "It's not fate, it's definitely not fate, it's just a coincidence."

As he spoke, he glanced at the sissy boy and found that he was glaring at him, and wondered in his heart whether it would be too bad for him to love and hate because of his refusal

"Let's not talk to such people, just pretend we don't know. The sissy said in a cold voice.

You are a sissy and you are a good man, and you despise me as a normal person in turn, Shen Feng said unhappily: "Hey, what do you call a person like me, I haven't said anything about people like you, and I don't discriminate against people like you"

The sissy frowned and said, "What do you mean?"

Shen Feng smiled weirdly, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Although I am not a person with you, I support you anyway."

The sissy seemed to refuse to have physical contact with Shen Feng, glared at him angrily, and frowned slightly: "Take your hand away"

Shen Feng smiled and froze: "Everyone is a man, no matter how you touch it, you can't touch it" Hey, he should enjoy the touch of a man very much, why is he so resistant, does he still dislike me! Damn, Lao Tzu was actually disgusted by a man.

The sissy boy dodged slightly to avoid his groping hand, and snorted coldly: "If you want to touch other men, don't come and touch me, you will do something to me again, don't blame me for being rude"

Khan, how can I say that I am like a pervert, I can't imagine that this shemale has a very high vision, even a man like me is not interested, Lao Tzu wants to look good, to have a figure, how many times better than the little boy next to him, he has no reason to look down on it - hey, what kind of idea do I have, I am jealous with a pair of GAY, my obedient, this shemale charm is too great.

Thinking of this, Shen Feng's eyes couldn't help but look at him carefully, and he showed a thoughtful look as he looked at it

Seeing that he was silent, his eyes kept wandering over him, the sissy boy suddenly became angry, and he wanted to teach him a lesson, but because there were too many people around, he could only shout softly: "Brother!

After screaming a few times in a row, he was still unmoved, and the sissy boy was very resentful, and hurriedly slapped him with a folding fan, and said angrily: "I screamed a few times, can't you hear it?"

Shen Feng's eyes widened, and he said in surprise: "Did you call me, why didn't I hear it, it must be that your voice is too small, and I just happened to be thinking about a special kind of person in my hometown, so I didn't hear it."

If you tell a lie, you have to make up an image, and although there is some talking, it is not so noisy that you can't hear it, not to mention that the two are close, and we deliberately raise the sound so loudly that even an eighty-year-old man with his ears behind his ears can hear it-this shameless thief is so hateful that I really want to kill him with a sword to vent my hatred!

But he is not guilty of death, and besides, I have slapped him last night, which is also a lesson for him, and I hope that he will be able to restrain himself in the future-I don't know how his injury is, and the slap last night on ordinary people, if it is not treated in time, it may end up at the root of the disease, thinking of this, the sissy son cast his eyes on his chest.

Shen Feng happened to come into contact with his gaze, and when he saw him looking at his chest muscles with squinting eyes, he hurriedly blocked his chest with his hands, and shouted strangely: "I said buddy, what are you looking at?"

The sissy boy heard him call his buddy, and he found it quite interesting, revealing two rows of white tooth shells, and a small dimple on Ying's face, which was a little charming, which made Shen Feng think a little in his heart, if this kid is a duck in modern times, he will definitely be a red card, and he must be 'Mr. World'

"I see you're a little pale, are you sick?" asked the sissy.

He also cared about me, but it was also a good intention, Shen Feng subconsciously touched his chest and said: "It should be fine, I have already seen a doctor, it's just an internal injury, just recuperate for a while"

The sissy boy knew the power of his palm, and he couldn't bear it in his heart, so he bit his red lip and said: "If Brother Tai is still unwell, you can go to Beijing to find me in the future, I know a lot of good doctors in Beijing." ”

Khan, this concern is too attentive, it can be seen that he has not given up his attention, this kid is really lustful, Shen Feng was very annoyed, and said with a hard heart: "Don't bother you, just a little injury, besides, I have already grabbed the medicine and come back." As he spoke, he unscrewed the medicine bag and showed it to him.

"That's good!" the sissy son was relieved, and deliberately asked: "I see that my brother Tai doesn't know martial arts, why did he suffer internal injuries, I don't know if I offended someone."

Thinking of last night's incident, Shen Feng felt unhappy for a while, and suddenly said depressedly: "I don't know very well, last night suddenly a woman suddenly broke into my room, and then we didn't agree and fought, almost three hundred rounds of fighting, and finally I was exhausted, I was slapped by her, and I was defeated." ”

What kind of battle for three hundred rounds, it is clear that there will be no martial arts, remembering his lewd deeds last night, Gongzi couldn't help but warn: "I see, brother Tai can be cautious in his words and deeds in the future, if he encounters some murderous people, he is afraid that even his life will not be guaranteed."

Still jealous, he must have misunderstood that I had an improper relationship with the woman, Shen Feng hurriedly explained: "You misunderstood, I and the woman-" No, why should I explain to him, he is not my 'confidant', thinking of this, he simply closed his mouth and stopped talking.

Seeing that half of his words were still left, which made people hear the fog, he no longer asked, but looked at the half of the couplet carefully.

"Childe, do you want to come out" The little guy next to him asked, and the sissy boy sighed helplessly and shook his head to show that he was not puzzled.

"It's better for us to grab the shopkeeper and ask for it, so why bother thinking about this link. The little guy said angrily.

"No, just look at the other party and the people, you will know that the owner of the restaurant is an elegant person, and he must act alone, if you go rashly, I am afraid that it will be delayed, or think again," the sissy boy weighed and said.

What are these two people talking about, it seems that they are not here for a free lunch, Shen Feng also looked at the half of the couplet, although it is in traditional Chinese, he can still recognize the words written on it: Ice cold wine, one point, two points, three points. (There is only one point on the side of the ancient ice character)

It is no wonder that the owner of this restaurant dares to announce to the public to embarrass the scholars of the world, and see a large number of people looking up at this couplet, it is a kind of ingenious momentum, which has invisibly brought in a lot of business.

The sissy boy was not up and down, his mood was a little low, and his face was a little sad, Shen Feng looked at him with pity in his heart, and shifted his attention to the figure of the sissy, and looked at it carefully, except for the lack of breasts, the delicate curves, and the upturned buttocks, all of which belonged to women.

The little guy next to him shook the sissy's arm, and his eyes signaled that Shen Feng was peeking at her.

The sissy boy Fang sensed that unscrupulous gaze from his contemplation, and said angrily: "What are you looking at?"

Shen Feng hurriedly said nonsense: "I'm looking at the lilacs on your folding fan, the painting is really lifelike and vivid."

The sissy boy was even more angry, and the position of the folding fan just now fell on her chest, it was clear that he was talking nonsense with his eyes open, which was really hateful, if it wasn't for someone else, he would have to teach him a lesson, the sissy boy was silent with a cold face.

Shen Feng's mind flashed with a spiritual light, and he was a little unpredictable, and suddenly said, "Lend me the folding fan in your hand."

The sissy boy saw that he looked sincere, and couldn't guess his thoughts, could it be that he really liked this folding fan, so he handed it to him and said: "A folding fan, given to you, you don't want to look at it indiscriminately" Speaking of the last two words, two pieces of gloom appeared on his originally cold face.

Shen Feng smiled and took the folding fan, in addition to a lilac flower, there was also a small poem:

The cloves are weak and have knotted branches.

The thin leaves are hairy, and the flowers are sparse and gorgeous.

After planting a small fast, it is close to the secluded people.

In the late fall of the blue musk deer, Hugh cherished the thought of powder.

Shen Feng looked at it carefully, and then asked: "Brother Tai, are millions of characters written like this" Shen Feng gestured in the air, and for a while he forgot the ancient way of writing 10,000 characters, only knowing that it was a cursive prefix, but it was a little embarrassed in the air

The sissy boy looked at him in surprise, but the little girl next to him giggled, and finally stopped laughing: "Why can't you even write such a simple word, that is, you haven't entered a private school, and you need to know simple words, and children rarely can't write this word."

Shen Feng smiled and said: "I can only read your words here, not very good at writing, but there will be no mistake with cursive words."

The sissy boy was a little puzzled, a little funny, seeing that he talked extraordinary, some of his insights were even outstanding, and now he can't even write 10,000 words, where did this person grow from, so weird, showing two rows of teeth and laughing: "It's indeed a cursive prefix"

Shen Feng smiled: "Then I came up with it"

The sissy boy and the little girl were shocked at the same time, and the sissy boy was surprised: "Did you come up with the next link?"

Shen Feng nodded triumphantly, what if he is illiterate, Lao Tzu can still come out.

The sissy boy groaned for a while, wanting to ask him to give her the next couplet, but it was so suspected of plagiarism that she couldn't open her mouth, and her face was a little conflicted for a while.

"Lilacs, hundreds of heads, thousands of heads" Shen Feng said with a smile: "Thanks to the folding fan you gifted, it makes me think of the lower link, so let's do it, the folding fan belongs to me, the lower link belongs to you, and everyone will not suffer."

This link is absolutely right, it is difficult to have a second link in the world, the sissy boy bit his lip and said: "Then thank you brother, I have some important things, I need to go upstairs to meet the owner of this restaurant, so I have to make this decision." ”

"Understood, understood" Shen Feng said with a smile: "I don't lose either, this folding fan seems to be made of gold, and it should be able to sell for a lot of silver taels-" Seeing the sissy staring at him with annoyed eyes, Shen Feng hurriedly changed his words: "But I will never sell drops, this folding fan is very suitable for my temperament and connotation"

The sissy boy said with a cold face: "Then I'll talk about it another day, and I'll say goodbye" After speaking, he turned around and left with the little guy next to him.

Damn, what to drag,

Shen Feng put away the folding fan, and after simply solving his stomach, he quickly left the restaurant, and couldn't help but stop when he passed by Tang's house.

Miss Tang doesn't know what she's doing now, she's been with her for the past few days, although sometimes the two quarrel when they're together, but if she suddenly doesn't come to harass, she will feel unaccustomed.

Standing at the door of Tang's house for a while, when he was about to hesitate to take a look, he saw two maids coming out of it, and the two maids kept talking in their mouths.

"Did you know last night, Miss cried"

"Well, I heard that I cried after a quarrel with my master"

"I've never seen a young lady cry so sadly"

The eldest lady cried, that's really strange, I think she is also quite cheeky, she should be a person who is not easy to shed tears, just thinking about it, but seeing Miss Tang running out of the mansion with red eyes, Shen Feng smiled and beckoned: "Miss, what a coincidence, are you going out?"

When Miss Tang saw that it was him, she was thinking of going to him to vent her grievances, but she didn't expect that his person was already standing at the door, and her tone was rare and gentle, and said: "I want to go out to relax, so what about you, why are you standing at the door of my house?"

Shen Feng smiled and said: "I was thousands of miles away just now, and I suddenly felt tightness in my chest, I thought it must be the eldest lady who was in a bad mood, so I hurried over to take a look."

Miss Tang listened to his witticism, and her mood was a little better, but she still didn't have the same look as before, and said depressedly: "You're right, Miss Ben is in a bad mood, you have to accompany me to go outside for a walk."

Shen Feng was thinking about returning to the rice shop to do odd jobs, but seeing her pitiful appearance, he had to say: "Since you want to go for a walk, you might as well go farther, it just so happens that I haven't been to the mountains and forests outside the city, so let's go over there."

Miss Tang said: "It's okay, there are few people outside the city, then you wait for me, I'll ask someone to bring the carriage."

Soon, a carriage drove out of the general, and the two quickly got into the carriage and ran out of the city, and after driving for nearly an hour, the carriage came to the outside of the city, and the two got out of the carriage and walked and watched.

Shuttling through the ancient mountains and forests, Shen Feng's mood has become extraordinarily broad, I remember that when I was very young, I often went to the mountains to play, but when I grew up, there were more and more high-rise buildings, and I gradually moved away from the quiet and beautiful mountain village.

Shen Feng picked up two leaves from the ground, and then stacked them together and put them to his mouth, and soon, a pleasant little song came out from between the two leaves, and Miss Tang next to him listened carefully for a while, before she said softly: "It turns out that you can also play tunes with leaves"

Shen Feng felt and said: "These are all boring when I was a child, when I didn't have anything before, it was easy to get fun from some small things, but when I had a lot of things, I became more and more unhappy, and it was more and more difficult to be satisfied."

Miss Tang savored his words carefully and asked, "Do you also have something on your mind?"

Shen Feng smiled: "You think too much, I'm just a working boy, as long as I eat and sleep well, how can I have anything on my mind, but the eldest lady, I don't seem to be very happy today."

Miss Tang sighed lightly: "It's good to be as carefree as you"

Shen Feng smiled helplessly, and then sighed: "The common people have the suffering of the common people, and the daughter has the sorrow of the daughter, the reason why you feel unhappy, and I am carefree, is because I am used to living a hard life, and the eldest lady has always been clothed and fed."

Miss Tang thought about his words carefully, and a light smile gradually appeared on her cheeks, and she said coquettishly: "After listening to your words, I am in a much better mood."

Shen Feng nodded approvingly and said: "It seems that you understand, in fact, whether you are happy or not, whether you are happy or not, a large part depends on the mentality, the common people live a hard life, but they always have a smile on their faces, because they are easy to be satisfied, a coarse tea and light meal, a rainy day can make them happy." ”

Hearing his words, Miss Tang suddenly fell into deep thought, and after a moment of silence, she suddenly stared at him again, Shen Feng was surprised by her, and asked: "Miss, although there is no one else here, you don't have to look at me all the time, you can also look at flowers and plants, insects and birds."

Miss Tang suddenly said, "Shen Feng, it's better for you to marry me."

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